Raw Thread 01/01/07-K-Fed's long awaited in ring debut!

[Blitz]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/3899554


Preview:Kickin' off 2K7 South Beach-style
January 1, 2007

One week removed from the fourth annual WWE Tribute to the Troops, Raw heads to tropical Miami on New Year’s Day to kick off 2007 in style.
A rap battle like no other

Less than a week before he will defend the WWE Championship against Umaga at New Year’s Revolution, John Cena will find himself in the ring against Kevin Federline in Miami. This battle has been brewing for weeks, and Federline has told The Champ that “I want some, so I’m going to come get some.” Will K-Fed become just another bump on Cena’s road to Umaga or will “America’s Most Hated” shock the world and upset The Champ? Tune in right at 9/8 CT, as K-Fed vs. Cena will kick off the show.
Can DX bounce back?

Two weeks ago, World Tag Team Champions Edge & Randy Orton left DX a bloody mess. Triple H & Shawn Michaels were beaten so badly that they needed to be helped to the locker room. Less than a week before their match at New Year’s Revolution, will DX be in any shape to attempt some revenge on Rated-RKO?
Last stop before Kansas City

Also at New Year’s Revolution, K-Fed’s buddy Johnny Nitro will challenge Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy in a Steel Cage Match and Mickie James will defend the Women’s Championship against Victoria. What else will be learned about the pay-per-view spectacular on Jan. 7?

Find out all this and more on Raw, Monday night at 9/8 CT on the USA Network.

[Blitz]

Also featuing Blitz long-awaited return to the Raw Thread.

[Rammsteinmad]

I'm not working 2nite, and I'm pretty bored right now, so I'm gonna hang around.

[Big Fat Mike]

Wouldn't it be great if K-FED ended up being the champ?



:shifty:

[Gerard]

Is it too much to ask for big show to come back for one night and sit on kfed? :'(

[Rammsteinmad]

Is the title on the line?

[Big Fat Mike]

Is the title on the line?


Does it matter?

[Gerard]

Not really, it would go from one wigger to another. :?:

[Dorkchop]

Does it matter?

Yes. If it's for the title, Cena wins. If it's not, K-Fed will probably win (champs practically never win non title matches).

[ClockShot]

I really hope Cena/K-Fed is first tonight.

[Crippla]

Yeah, I can't wait to see this..

[addy2hotty]

I forgot this shit was tonight. Get your TiVO's ready....Worst. Raw. Ever.

I'm a pessimist you know.

[Nervous Ferret]

oh this is tonight?

This may be my return to watching wrestling.

[Gerard]

If it is first i can fuck off to bed early, though knowing wwe if it is first there'll obviously be more to it nearer the end of the show.

[addy2hotty]

In England tonight, the World Darts Championship final took place, it was 3 hours of glorious tension/skill/quality. I'm not expecting the same from Raw.

Raymond Van Barneveld > K-Fed > Cena

[RGWhat316]

Well if all goes as planned, this should be K-Fed's last night in the WWE, and we shall never hear from him again.

[Xero]

I hope the wigger loses.

[Big Fat Mike]

I hope the wigger loses.
realistically, we all lose.

[addy2hotty]

realistically, we all die a little inside tonight.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

K-Fed should stick around as a manager... Just sayin.

[Crippla]

For Cena when he turns heel?lol

[addy2hotty]

Addy2hotty's Raw odds:

Cena Wins - 1/100000000000
Edge says 'We're gonna end this DX CRAP' - 2/1
HHH grunts or snarls - 4/1
Carlito has 15 minutes of TV time - 100/1
Jerry Lawler wrestles - 11/4
JR says 'barbeque sauce' - 1/100
Britney Spears 'spears' K-Fed, costing him the title - 50/1
JR makes 10 mistakes or more - 100/30
They mention the reasons behind Matt Hardys move to Raw - 100/1
Chris Jericho returns to cost Cena the title - *sniff* 250/1

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Nah, for someone with shitty mic skills. Give him someone big, who can come off as a legit threat, like Henry when he comes back.

[ClockShot]

With Britney falling asleep at night clubs, he might be getting the kids.

[Caged Heat18]

And so begins another year of wrestling.

[Crippla]

Hopefully, there is something worth watching tonight but i'm gonna leave. Caged Heat can do my share of posting.

[addy2hotty]

Here we go.....

[Blitz]

Here we go. Good evening, gents.

[ClockShot]

And here we go. Welcome to 2007 everybody.

[RGWhat316]

JR said that this will be the first match. So it's likely we'll see more from K-Fed later.

[addy2hotty]

I would just like to say Happy New Year to everyone in the Raw thread....

May our journey together tonight be as painless as possible.

[RGWhat316]

Well, here goes nothing.

[Caged Heat18]

And here comes Cena.

[addy2hotty]

Everytime he comes out, I hate him a little bit more.

[RGWhat316]

One night only, I will be the biggest Cena mark.

[Blitz]

lol the little girl with the I :heart: Cena sign.

Sums it up rather nicely.

[Blitz]

lol Dancer Par Excelance.

[ClockShot]

God damn Lillian. Skip the intro.

LOL. Look at Rocky!

[Blitz]

"Team Federline"? Usually more than one person in a team...

[addy2hotty]

LMAO - I have to say it, he plays the role funny does Mr Federline.

[Batsu]

K-Fed and Cena.

This match DEFINES Wrestlecrap in the 00s.

[SuperSlim]

This actually has the potential to be a good segment.

[Caged Heat18]

Guess their gonna make it NO DQ so Nitro can interfere.

[owenbrown]

K-Fed's officially retarded.

[Crippla]

Yup.

[addy2hotty]

Vince is officially retarded.

[RGWhat316]

Damn, Nitro doesn't even get to come out to his own music.

[owenbrown]

K-Fed and Cena.

This match DEFINES Wrestlecrap <s>in the 00s</s> of ALL-TIME!

Fixed.

[Crippla]

This actually has the potential to be a good segment.
:foc:

[Blitz]

So far, this could be a lot worse.

[SuperSlim]

haha... we want Britney?

[Jura]

We want Britney lol

[ClockShot]

What's the chant?

[RGWhat316]

We want Britney chant, LOL!

[Caged Heat18]

Lol, "We want Britney" chant.

[addy2hotty]

YAWN, get it over with.....

[6to1]

i am suprised this is not the main event with all the pushing they did for the match.

[SuperSlim]

:foc:

That was before FEd got off the mic. Cause he's one of the few that are interesting on the mic.

[ClockShot]

Interesting. Impromptu commercial.

[Blitz]

Might wanna tie that Headgear, Kev.

[addy2hotty]

That was before FEd got off the mic. Cause he's one of the few that are interesting on the mic.

Sadly, I have to agree.

[owenbrown]

K-Fed could put on whole football gear and still get his ass kicked by Cena.

[SuperSlim]

K-Fed knows more moves than Cena?

[Caged Heat18]

Where's the TNA crowd to chant "THIS IS AWESOME"? :shifty:

[addy2hotty]

All this for a 5-second, one FU payoff.....

[Blitz]

Masterlock Challenge? The hell?

[Blitz]

Probably just so they can say Cena broke the Masterlock.

[RGWhat316]

Federlock challenge?

[Caged Heat18]

Someone finally broke the Masterlock!

[SuperSlim]

Aight now I'm gettin irritated and bored with this. Just finish it.

[ClockShot]

My god. Somebody, anybody. Point me to a channel with a good show, movie, game anything.

[owenbrown]

I never thought I longed for the return of the WCW fans that threw shit into the ring after a shitty finish to a match.

[6to1]

Where's the TNA crowd to chant "THIS IS AWESOME"? :shifty:
the tna crowd would be throwing crap in the ring by now.

[Blitz]

K so just because it's K Fed Cena can shrug off a kick to the balls.

[SuperSlim]

So K-Fed is gonna get the win or is Cena gonna turn to Superman and defy the odds after gettin beat up by Umaga and win?

[ClockShot]

Thank god for Umaga! :love:

[Linkbowler]

BOISE STATE 14 OKLAHOMA 0!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[addy2hotty]

LMAO, K-Fed is gonna pin Cena......

[McLegend]

K-fed is great

[Blitz]

lol Cena jobs.

[Dorkchop]

I told you.

[McLegend]

That was awsome

[RGWhat316]

I have no idea what to say.

[Batsu]

Could that finish have been any more predictable? and no F-U?!

[SuperSlim]

Hmmm okay... that was the biggest heap of crap. All the hyping and there was nothing. Didn't expect much but expected more than this.

[Caged Heat18]

That was a painful segment.

[addy2hotty]

JR said it right - 'If this is how we start in 2007, what else can we expect?'

Not a lot Jim, not a lot.

[KingofOldSchool]

MATCH OF THE YEAR

[SuperSlim]

We need either ECW fans, real ones, that would say this shit sucks or something, or call it bullshit, or "change the channel" chants or WCW fans to throw trash in the ring cause that was horrific.

[D Mac]

LOL everybody knew it would suck. Expect nothing less

[ClockShot]

Does The Rock have a movie to promote or something?

[SuperSlim]

I like to try to keep a shred of hope for something good.

[owenbrown]

After that heap of shit, I now wish for HHH to become WWE Champion again.

[Blitz]

Those are some nice shorts on Maria.

[Fenix122]

wow nice bitch slap

[ClockShot]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!!!!

[SuperSlim]

After that heap of shit, I now wish for HHH to become WWE Champion again.

I've been wishin for that since last year at Wrestlemania

damn it that was not controversy... JR needs to look up the word controversy and learn what it really means.

[Fenix122]

here we go with the team rated rko shit

[Batsu]

LOL @ Melina.

[Caged Heat18]

Oh God, didn't we have enough handicap matches in 2006?

[SuperSlim]

Am I the only one that likes Rated RKO's theme?

[Batsu]

We need either ECW fans, real ones, that would say this shit sucks or something, or call it bullshit, or "change the channel" chants or WCW fans to throw trash in the ring cause that was horrific.

LOL.

Now that I think of it, except in certain live (i.e. can't be covered up by WWE editing) markets like anywhere in Canada, New York, or Philly... WWE fans kind of suck in comparison to the classic WCW "Trash Throwin" and ECW "Bloodthirsty" fan base.

If only they allowed the crowd to "Rocky Maivia" John Cena.

Like someone else said, I never thought I'd be saying this after 2002-03, but I can't wait to see HHH as WWE Champion again, or something.

You know if they put HHH against Cena, HHH would be popped 20x more than he would be for anything he has done in the newest incarnation of D-X.

[I Love Alexandria]

They shoulda done the match last bc i was really disapointed on how bad it sucked. l kno it was only for rating but that didnt do shit except make me wanna stop watching. Tonight to make the night better Coach better get his ass kicked and Dx are tag champs but it will never happen

[ClockShot]

EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

[SuperSlim]

wooooo this should be better than the last thing :) 8 men? this might be decent then

[Blitz]

lol Cryme Tyme took Shaq's wallet.

[owenbrown]

:rofl: Shaq got owned

[Linkbowler]

BSU 14 OU 7

[RGWhat316]

Hard to beleive that HHH has not been World Champion since Wrestlemania 21.

[I Love Alexandria]

lm calling it: The Worlds Greatest Tag Team gets to pin to win the match

[owenbrown]

Highlanders/Cryme Tyme vs. WGTT/Team Deliverance ? :wtf:

[SuperSlim]

This match has tremendous potential to really suck cause WWE can't do tag matches.

Plus two of the teams are nobodies

[I Love Alexandria]

Nope l was wrong but very short match. Anyone else hate Team Deliverance?

[SuperSlim]

ohhh I forgot that announcement. If SuperMan wins the 4 on 1 handicap match... Raw will officially blow

[D Mac]

Not gonna bother with the rest of this shit. Tivo is on so I can skip through this crapfest later.

[ClockShot]

From K-Fed to Hogan. What a bad night so far.

[RGWhat316]

4 more months until I go to Wrestlemania. Hopefully we get improvement by then.

[ClockShot]

Hey. Rob Conway!

[Caged Heat18]

Rob Conway?

[Blitz]

lol Conway.

[Fenix122]

lol rob conway

[Fenix122]

well bye bye conway

[I Love Alexandria]

ls Conway going to Smackdown or ECW?

[SuperSlim]

Looks like ECW is gettin a new star after tonight.

[Caged Heat18]

Well, apparently he's headed for Smackdown.

[ClockShot]

Ahhhhh. Damn good theme music here. I feel much better now.

[I Love Alexandria]

WoW fast enough?

[Blitz]

lol. See you in ECW Rob.

[Fenix122]

hahahhaha ridiculous

[Blitz]

Assy McGee :eek:

[Fenix122]

vinny mac in the house

[SuperSlim]

This is how Vince should be. Show up like once every 2 or 3 months and it's cool... and relaxed :P

[Caged Heat18]

Vinnie Mac strutting down the aisle.

[Blitz]

*Assy McMahon, sorry.

[SuperSlim]

what happened? I was lookin at somethin on the net and I missed the pinfall.

[ClockShot]

I hope one of them is Cena loses the belt soon, Vince.

[RGWhat316]

LOL, that didn't last long.

[Blitz]

lol Yokozuna.

[ClockShot]

OH SNAP!

[Caged Heat18]

YOU'RE FIRED

[ClockShot]

Hell yeah vince. You should have ran down and trademarked that bad boy

[Fenix122]

poor conway

[Batsu]

Gay.

Though, LOL @ the Yokozuna comment.

[Blitz]

Was Rob Conway really important enough to rate an face to face "YOU'REEEEEEE FIREDDDDDDDDDD"?

[RGWhat316]

Bye Conway. You're 3 appearances a year are no longer.

[KingofOldSchool]

Well Rob I guess you really did do it "The Con-Way."

I'll always remember you for that failed push of yours in 2005.

:'(

This J-O-B is for you.

[6to1]

ls Conway going to Smackdown or ECW?
i guess maby tna if they want him.

[addy2hotty]

This will lead to McMahon vs Conway, the feud to lead the WWE back to the sort of ratings they were used to.

Rock Hard Rob Conway debuts next week with his new finisher the 'Rock Hard Rumbler', and he celebrates wins by drinking Martini straight from the bottle.

[SuperSlim]

that last name just absolutely sucks. Kenny Dyke

[Blitz]

Man, Kenny really reminds me of Owen Hart.

[RGWhat316]

So Kenny makes fun of dead people.

[addy2hotty]

Real classy WWE, as always. And Kenny SUCKS on the mic.

[Blitz]

I'm suprised the Hussein comment didn't get a pop.

[addy2hotty]

Ah, the segment with the music from Aliens. Love that soundtrack.

[Caged Heat18]

DX is looking intense.

[Innovator]

at least Cena got his once every 6 months pinfall loss out of the way.

[KingofOldSchool]

Real classy WWE, as always. And Kenny SUCKS on the mic.

He's not bad, but can be better.

But give the guy some kind of break, he is only 20 and has years of improvement.

He's going to be huge.

[SuperSlim]

DX is boring.

[addy2hotty]

Growl and spit time from The Game. While HBK stands there looking like a mid-life-crisis-retard.

Still, he did do Sunny, when she was at her hottest. Fair play to him.

[addy2hotty]

He's not bad, but can be better.

But give the guy some kind of break, he is only 20 and has years of improvement.

He's going to be huge.

I know, I know. The guy is the future. Sad that the WWE only had faith in 1 of the 5 Spirit Squaders.

[RGWhat316]

Break It Down

[addy2hotty]

Glow sticks. Nice!

[I Love Alexandria]

where r the other 4 members of SQ

[SuperSlim]

Do we have to go through this schtick every time?

[RGWhat316]

Johnny was in the Battle Royal 2 weeks ago, but who knows where the rest of them are.

[addy2hotty]

where r the other 4 members of SQ

In a box, I believe. Although Johnny Jeter escaped the other week and made it to the battle royal.

Current whereabouts: UNKNOWN

[Jura]

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[Batsu]

HBK actually talking for D-X? LOL.

[addy2hotty]

Who's the 'greatest in-ring performer' he was referring to?

[TerranRich]

What is HBK talking about?

[Blitz]

Yo is everyone else's sound really static-y, or is that just the Canadian broadcast.

[Fenix122]

no static here

[Fenix122]

lol double yeast infection

[I Love Alexandria]

Sunday Should Be DX vs Rated RKO for the Tag Titles

[RGWhat316]

so DX = Frosted Mini Wheats

[Blitz]

lol someone yelling about eating shit.

[McLegend]

Wow DX is so much better when they are serious.

[SuperSlim]

man that was long and drawn out and boring.

[addy2hotty]

Seriously, who writes the promos these days? Frosted Mini Wheats.....shit....

Is this a 3 hour show? Not much seems to be happening tonight. And they've had 2 weeks to plan it.

[RGWhat316]

Well have to leave early. Will be back another time for the RAW thread.

[TerranRich]

Man what I wouldn't give for a Skittles leak.

And a little guy to fix it.

LMAO at these commercials.

[I Love Alexandria]

yeah that commercial was Freakin Awesome

[SuperSlim]

the only things that could make this Raw even remotely decent is Mickie/Victoria or The Rock.

[SuperSlim]

Skittles commercial = awesome.

Melinia's face = OMG that is sick

[I Love Alexandria]

l hate Melinia's Little in ring Ninja shit

[I Love Alexandria]

Looks like u got ur wish Slim

[SuperSlim]

Looks like have my wish has come true.

[addy2hotty]

I have to say this, but Vicky is fucking hot.....

[SuperSlim]

Looks like u got ur wish Slim

WWE likes to please at least one fan a night. Tonight is my night.

[Blitz]

All 3 ladies looking very good tonight.

[I Love Alexandria]

Victoria looks Hott tonight

[SuperSlim]

Melina needs to lose the pants.

[SuperSlim]

haha... botched :rofl:

[ClockShot]

Sloppy match.

[Caged Heat18]

Oh man, horrible ending.

[Fenix122]

lol i thought it was melina vs maria not lita vs maria

[ClockShot]

Oh oh. A who got the better hair contest?

[SuperSlim]

awwww not LIllian... she's hot. And my WWE wish has come true tonight... so now tonight is remotely decent no matter what happens :)

[I Love Alexandria]

l Think Cena wins tonight bc he is gonna get crushed and Umaga cant be the Champ. l think Rated RKO break up before Mania and Edge gets the Push again

[Batsu]

That Youtube clip -- so Prince is a D-X fan?

[SuperSlim]

What happens to Orton? He gets shipped to Smackdown and stuck in the World title match only to lose again?

[KingofOldSchool]

awwww not LIllian... she's hot.

:wtf:

[Innovator]

HBK referred to Kurt Angle

[addy2hotty]

Edge gets the Push again

He should be ok now Lita has gone. :p

[SuperSlim]

:wtf:

okay not hot... but she isn't ugly.

[addy2hotty]

HBK referred to Kurt Angle

Bit of a low blow considering the two unbelievable matches they had.

[I Love Alexandria]

l Guess Orton Can Fued with Edge for the Belt for a few months

[I Love Alexandria]

Or lf edge doesnt get the Push Y2J comes back and Wins the Belt bc he wins the Rumble as a Masked Wrestler and doesnt take it off till Mania

[SuperSlim]

I'm hating Torrie more and more each week.

[addy2hotty]

I weep for Carlito like I would do a brother.

[I Love Alexandria]

l Think Torrie ls hott

[Caged Heat18]

I guess we're going to get Carlito/Masters and Flair/Dykstra for New Year's Revolution?

[Batsu]

And now.... THE MASTERPISS.

AND KENNY (DOANE).

[addy2hotty]

Kenny! Carlito! Chrissy! Ricky!

And together we are, the MIDCARD SQUAD!

[SuperSlim]

Kenny Dyke and Masters.... yawn Masters.

Carlito and Flair....

Flair and Carlito win with the figure four on Dyke while Carlito hits Masters with the Back cracker

[addy2hotty]

What, a minute into the match, JR shouting 'its anybodies contest', and ad-break time?

[addy2hotty]

Or lf edge doesnt get the Push Y2J comes back and Wins the Belt bc he wins the Rumble as a Masked Wrestler and doesnt take it off till Mania

I'm sorry, I know you are new and all, but that is the most ludicrous idea I think I've ever heard.

[ClockShot]

Jesus, just end it already.

[SuperSlim]

I forgot they could win by cheating... ah well.

[addy2hotty]

To all those who had money on JR's barbeque sauce comment - come get your winnings.

[Blitz]

Oh for God's sake, can't they have a heel win cleanly 2 weeks in a row?

[addy2hotty]

Woah, a decent looking RKO for the first ever time!

[Caged Heat18]

Rated RKO. Nice.

[Tb1]

Flair dies every week.

[addy2hotty]

DX must be high in the back.

[ClockShot]

Edge must have been to The Rock's house.

[addy2hotty]

I've just been handed a spoiler for the main event by our accounting firm Barnes & Noble.

CENA WINS.

[I Love Alexandria]

Did JR just say the Titles are on the line?

[Caged Heat18]

Not exactly a stellar lineup for New Year's Revolution.

[SuperSlim]

NYR is lookin crap to me

[addy2hotty]

No Cryme Tyme vs TWGTT at NYR?

Uh?

[Caged Heat18]

What a crappy main event we have coming up.

[addy2hotty]

I might have missed something, but why has Coach suddenly got it in for Cena? He's been playing the 'fair' card recently......

[McLegend]

I bet you Cena gets laid out again in the main event here.

[addy2hotty]

I hope something reasonably big happens in the ME, otherwise this has been the most nondescript Raw since...well....ever.

[ClockShot]

DX got no reason to come out during this match. K-Fed might drop by once more. And there is the possibility Cena finds hidden strength and wins this.

[Caged Heat18]

More K-Fed.

[addy2hotty]

Another K-Fed promo? Jesus, this is truely unbelievable.

[Caged Heat18]

Pure crap.

[ClockShot]

If this is how 2007 starts off. Better pray for a fast year everybody.

Until next week, have a good night.

[addy2hotty]

I think I'm just gonna read the spoilers from now on, this truely was a terrible terrible Raw.

[Caged Heat18]

Yeah really bad show this week. I wasn't expecting much with K-Fed/Cena on the show, but I still hoped it would be a better show than what I just watched.

[SuperSlim]

Well only cause of Vicky and Mickie I declare this Raw moderately decent.

[Innovator]

Homicide vs. Chris Hero in his first ROH title defense, 1/26

[diothoir]

lol Nitro took like 14 clotheslines in that match

[Londoner]

Hmm, i actually enjoyed this Raw, for once i managed to watch all the way through. yeah it had a lot of what i would usually percieve to be shit innit, but once you learn to live with it and try to get into it it can be slightly entertaining. And if i watched it all the way through, then it must've been decent atleast.Might've been something to do with the energyof the crowd though actually, but the NYR card looks a bit interesting though the WWE title match really brings it down imo and stops me from being interested. Can you expect me to be interested in a guy fighting for the WWE title who uses his thumb as a finisher???

[Big Fat Mike]

That show was so fucking bad. I knew I stopped watching raw for a reason. Even jokes that should have been funny ( Shaq getting his wallet stolen) actually made me angry.

And who did federline have to blow to get behind the announcers table?Dude said like 3 things over and over the entire time he was back there.

:nono:

[ChiefStubbs]

You got angry? Over a scripted show? How long has it been since you've been to anger management?

[Londoner]

Smarks get angry over anything. I dunno why people are saying how bad this show was, it was one of the better ones but thats just my opinion. Once you lower your expectations you can get into it.

[TerranRich]

"Once you lower your expectations you can get into it."

And there's nothing wrong with that above statement?