View Full Version : NWO captions.....
Savio
02-16-2004, 01:27 PM
Here are the pics so far...............
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/posteddiebetter.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/postkurt.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/postgoldberg.jpg
Iceman90
02-16-2004, 01:31 PM
I am new here (well I was here a few years ago, but whatever).
Not very good pics to work with yet, but here are my 1st captions (I'll post more later when they are avaliable)
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/posteddiebetter.jpg
WOW! That blowjob I have Mr. McMahon when I dressed as a hot latino chick actually got me a push!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/postgoldberg.jpg
Hey, this shit is better than RAW!!
Sephiroth
02-16-2004, 02:07 PM
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/posteddiebetter.jpg
Eddie: Lookie GOLD!!!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/postkurt.jpg
Kurt: Look no hair!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/postgoldberg.jpg
Someone in the crowd asked Goldberg the question "What is the benefit of life"
Mister Sinister
02-16-2004, 02:23 PM
Theses Are My First Attempt ever at Captions, so if they suck, Me sowwy
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/posteddiebetter.jpg
After Winning The Title, Eddie dragged the Referee to the back for his payment
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/postkurt.jpg
After Holding his arms up into the Air....Kurt Wonder Where his Dedorant was...
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/postgoldberg.jpg
Someone Forgot to Tell Goldberg, He supposed to wipe his chin after giving Mr. McMahon a Blowjob before going on TV
Kane Knight
02-16-2004, 02:25 PM
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/posteddiebetter.jpg
Eddie was caught red-handed looting the Champion's locker room
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/postkurt.jpg
Losing his match, A-Train was shaved (And lost 200 lbs in the process)
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/postgoldberg.jpg
This was the first time MacBeth had ever included the line "Guh?"
Savio
02-16-2004, 02:27 PM
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/posteddiebetter.jpg
Eddie was caught red-handed looting the Champion's locker room
:lol:
Innovator
02-16-2004, 02:27 PM
i'm gonna hold out until all the pics are up
Savio
02-16-2004, 02:30 PM
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/postgoldberg.jpg
Goldberg Realized he should of bought a ticket to a RAw PPV
Razor Rybek
02-16-2004, 03:16 PM
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/postkurt.jpg
Kurt "If i smile long enough, maybe no one will realise i got the deodorant and the glue stick mixed up!"
Corkscrewed
02-17-2004, 12:15 AM
Why are the pics so small?
EDIT: NVM. He just took them from the main page.
Corkscrewed
02-17-2004, 12:18 AM
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/posteddiebetter.jpg
Eddie was absolutely delirious over his victory! Finally, he was WWE Champion! Then the ref pinched him...
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/postkurt.jpg
Streaker Angle didn't exactly make Kurt look like a main event threat, but damn if it didn't get Lance Storm and Triple H jealous!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/postgoldberg.jpg
Goldberg didn't last too long at the No Way Out Spelling Bee.
PerfectOne
02-17-2004, 03:25 AM
http://www.debuginc.com/diwf/eddie_sprint.jpg
road doggy dogg
02-17-2004, 04:17 AM
ROFL @ that Sprint one. Priceless.
Kane Knight
02-17-2004, 09:23 AM
http://www.debuginc.com/diwf/eddie_sprint.jpg
Jesus, I know when I'm beat.
:y:
Awesome one.
Avenger
02-17-2004, 09:27 AM
Right guys, the full gallery is now up at -
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/01.html
Razor Rybek
02-17-2004, 10:04 AM
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=534&stc=1
Chavo senior was blissfully unaware of his impending TANGO
Avenger
02-17-2004, 10:10 AM
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/01.jpg
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http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/16.jpg
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http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/19.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/20.jpg
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http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/24.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/25.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/26.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/27.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/28.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/29.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/30.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/31.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/32.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/33.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/34.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/35.jpg
Avenger
02-17-2004, 10:11 AM
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=533&stc=1
Chavo senior was blissfully unaware of his impending TANGODAMN YOU!!
I was just about to use that one!!
Avenger
02-17-2004, 10:26 AM
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/02.jpg
GUY IN CROWD: Grandmaster Sexay is a homo!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/04.jpg
RIKISHI: Damn, I knew there was something nasty in that burrito Al gave me.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/05.jpg
Maybe next time Jamie could go for a little less obvious disguise.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/06.jpg
JAMIE: NO, you're a homo.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/08.jpg
CHARLES ROBINSON: Hold on Nidia, I'll fetch Mae Young, she knows all about these kind of things.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/09.jpg
JAMIE: I tol' you, you betta' keep quiet or George lemme' tend teh' rabbits!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/11.jpg
Bradshaw didn't react well to Shelton's views on what effect Disney's impending takeover would have on the stock market.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/12.jpg
GOLDBERG: Why the hell is Bradshaw in that ring?
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/14.jpg
GOLDBERG: Is that Sean O'Haire? Man I gotta' get back to RAW!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/15.jpg
When Goldberg wanted his dummy, he sure let you know all about it.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/16.jpg
Rhyno didn't care about his own push, but he wasn't letting go until Bob Holly stopped getting PPV matches.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/17.jpg
CHAVO: Hold on Rey you've got something right here.
JIMMY CORDERAS: It's a bit higher. No careful. Look let me try.
REY: Get off me!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/18.jpg
REF: Come back when you've got ID kid. And you, get some proper clothes.
JORGE: But I'm 22, c'monnnnn.
(bet no-one understands this one, I'm having trouble myself.)
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/20.jpg
CHAVO: Hey Paw, I caught me a Mexeecam!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/24.jpg
KURT: C'mon Paul, John Cena is NOT a toy.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/27.jpg
Thank you, I'm here all week.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/30.jpg
RANDOM GUY: Eddie's booked to win y'know Bill.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/33.jpg
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU SEAN!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/35.jpg
Vince slightly disguised the 4 in 2004 so he would have evidence should he ever need to claim this match never happened.
--
Ok those sucked, you guys have a go.
Razor Rybek
02-17-2004, 10:26 AM
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/30.jpg
Goldberg clearly found the idea of wrestling for his wage hilarious
Razor Rybek
02-17-2004, 10:31 AM
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/14.jpg
Having never seen them before, Goldberg wondered "Just what are those bright circular things up there"
Blue Demon
02-17-2004, 10:42 AM
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//nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/16.jpg
[img]//nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/08.jpg[img]
Vince tries to increase ratings by showing males who can give birth, and for good measure...added Nidia.
Blue Demon
02-17-2004, 10:45 AM
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/24.jpg
Angle just couldn't keep his feelings any longer.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/16.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/26.jpg
Vince tried to increase ratings by showing males who could give birth
Innovator
02-17-2004, 10:49 AM
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/01.jpg
In order to kill time on the show, Paul had Torrie and Sable stare at one of those "how to keep a blonde busy" signs
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/02.jpg
When Scotty told Basham about Eddie winning the title, Basham couldn't help but faint
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/03.jpg
"Superstar!"
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/04.jpg
Now Shaniqua knew why everyone called Rikishi "dead weight"
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/05.jpg
Noble plays pin the tail on the whore
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/06.jpg
Noble: Wacha gonna go, brother!
Nidia: ...I'm over here
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/07.jpg
Noble takes the mask off, how did he end up feuding a girl?
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/08.jpg
Noble almost killed Nidia, but Charles Robinson complete with Judo Chop Action saves the day
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/09.jpg
Noble: No, Mick's shooter got Nidia too! Nidia who did this to you?
Nidia: .........
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/10.jpg
Farooq's reaction to Hebner explaining the Matrix movies to him
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/11.jpg
Bradshaw had just finished burying Charlie Haas, and all he wanted to do was eat...
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/12.jpg
Goldberg: Wait this isn't the Christina concert...
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/13.jpg
God wonders what did he do to deserve watching these two feud
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/14.jpg
The Hoss Shotput started off to a good start
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/15.jpg
Goldberg: I'm the king of new york
Vince backstage: No more Newsies for Bill
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/16.jpg
Holly: Hmm haven't I been here before?
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/17.jpg
Chavo Yankem DDS didn't have the same ring to it
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/18.jpg
Cheech: Cmon man, lets rush the ring
Jorge: But I told you man I'm not Chong
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/19.jpg
Glass ceiling Mysterio tossing went over well also
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/21.jpg
Chavo Sr: NO ITS NOT MY TIME! TAKE HIM INSTEAD!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/22.jpg
Chavo: Eddie winning tonight also?! Wow Vince must be high!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/23.jpg
Angle: Ok so whos gonna carry him this time?
Cena: I did it last time!
Angle: Ok rock-paper-scissors for it
*rock, paper, scissors, shoot*
Angle: AW dammit, 2 out of 3
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/24.jpg
This picture is way too gay for a caption
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/26.jpg
Cena taps as Angle tells Patrick to summarize Lord of the Rings for Cena
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/27.jpg
Angle: oh yeah raise the roof!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/28.jpg
Sean couldn't help but think, If Eddie was getting a title shot, then just maybe he'd be let out
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/29.jpg
Brock: BELTY! *sniffle sniffle* COME BACK!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/30.jpg
Goldberg: A non-hoss winning the title, damn Vince must've been high
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/31.jpg
Brock prepares to sacrifice Eddie to the altar....but the altar is full....
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/32.jpg
Eddie: This is my chance!!!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/33.jpg
As Eddie distracts everyone, Sean makes a quick escape
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/35.jpg
Vince: God I was so high
Savio
02-17-2004, 10:50 AM
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/08.jpg
Cripple fight!
loopydate
02-17-2004, 11:48 AM
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/01.jpg
After the shocking news of Barbie's break-up with Ken, she blew EVERYONE away by arriving at No Way Out with her new girlfriend...um...Barbie.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/02.jpg
FAN: Hey, overpushed loser with a lame gimmick!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/03.jpg
SCOTTY: Shaniqua shall have her neck!
SHANIQUA: But...*ack*...I'm Shaniqua!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/04.jpg
Reason #18 to not try powerbombing Rikishi.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/05.jpg
Jamie was slightly less turned-on after Nidia blew a massive sneeze all over his mask.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/06.jpg
JAMIE: Why'd ya make me walk on a tightrope, girl?
NIDIA: :lol:
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/07.jpg
JAMIE: Hey! This ain't the Kid Rock concert!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/08.jpg
While Jamie and Nidia demonstrate a new position from the WWE Kama Sutra, Charles Robinson provides the "Bomp-chicka-bomp-bow" background music.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/09.jpg
CHARLES: I know your gimmick was "The Redneck Messiah," but that's no reason to crucify Nidia!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/10.jpg
HEBNER: Alas, poor Yorik. I knew him, Horatio - a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred my imagination is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now, your gambols, your songs, your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table o a roar? Not one now to mock your own grinning? Quite chop-fallen? now get you to my lady's chamber and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come. Make her laugh at that. Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing...
FAAROOQ: Damn!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/11.jpg
SHELTON: Hey, what's that sucking so--OH NO!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/12.jpg
SECURITY: Bill, you were supposed to jump the rail and attack Brock an hour ago. Everybody's waiting for you to move!
BILL: Uh...
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/13.jpg
The force of Goldberg's belch had Brock scrambling to grab ANYTHING to keep from impaling himself on the WMXX logo.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/14.jpg
Ah, yes. The Cow Palace, a classical piece of American architecture. You'll notice that the modern electrical riggings are still held up by a column in the form of two large wrestlers. Architects call this sort of device a "Hoss Pole."
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/15.jpg
One thing Bill Goldberg CAN do right: A Lucy Ricardo impression.
BILL: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/16.jpg
REF: Hey, Rhyno! Let him up off the mat. People didn't pay good money for this PPV to watch rest holds.
RHYNO: I'M ON PAY-PER-VIEW?!?
VINCE: RHYNO'S ON PAY-PER-VIEW?!?
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/17.jpg
CHAVO: And THIS is for stealing MY golden tin-foil pants!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/18.jpg
REF: Hey! Somebody pooped on that jack-o-lantern's head!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/19.jpg
Rey "Pretends To Be A Piece Of Clothing" Mysterio strikes with his dreaded top-rope "Hey! This is no hat!" DDT.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/20.jpg
CHAVO (reading): "Future site of Sean O'Haire's lemonade stand." Heh. That's pretty good.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/21.jpg
Chavo Senior couldn't help it. He just HAD to swipe the "Golden Thong Award" trophy. Now HE was the sexiest Diva!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/22.jpg
CHAVO: I'm having an odd feeling of deja vu.
REF: Well, the last time you had this belt, you lost it in your WWF debut to "Gregory" Helms.
CHAVO: Who am I fighting on SmackDown this week.
REF: Lemme check...hmm...The Hurricane.
CHAVO: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/23.jpg
JOHN: Yo, Kurt. How'd you memorize all the states in alphabetical order like dat, yo?
KURT: Oh, there's a little song that goes with it. "Fifty nifty United States / From thirteen original colo--"
SHOW: Guys? Match?
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Kurt Angle debuts his new gimmick: The Hossassin!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/25.jpg
SHOW (singing) Ohhhhhhhh I'm holding down taleeeeeeeeeent!
KURT: *Cough* But I'm up for a chokeslam!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/26.jpg
John appreciated Kurt's doberman impression, but...did he REALLY have to hump his leg as part of it?
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/27.jpg
Kurt was ecstatic over his victory. Unfortunately, he didn't see Giant Fire Marshall Bill preparing to flick him in the back of the head.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/28.jpg
BROCK: Hey! Stand up straight and face me like a man!
EDDIE: F</>UCKING RHYNO!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/29.jpg
BROCK: *Sob* I just...I can't believe they voted off Rudy!
EDDIE: *Sob* It's okay, ese. He'll be strong.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/30.jpg
BILL: Huh muhsluhbuh tuhd nuh...buh?
*Who's monosyllabic retard now...bitch?*
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/31.jpg
Once again the WWE photographers take the picture at the wrong time. They miss Brock's spectacular rolling fireman's carry/split-legged moonsault combination, leading anyone who sees this picture to believe he just did another boring old F-5.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/32.jpg
Eddie "Calisthenics Instructor" Guerrero had a tendency to be a little cruel to his students who couldn't touch their toes.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/33.jpg
Eddie, moments after Vince (literally) stabbed him in the back after promising him a lengthy title run.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/34.jpg
EDDIE: Jerry Lewis?!? I LOVE you, homes! "The Nutty Professor" was the GOODS!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/35.jpg
Eddie Guerrero, WWE's first ever Solar-Powered Champion.
Corkscrewed
02-17-2004, 02:00 PM
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/01.jpg
Now desperate and poor, the Coors Light twins were willing to do anything for a buck.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/02.jpg
The match momentarily halted as all wrestlers' eyes were focused on Sean O'Haire, who had broken out of his cage and was killing the entire non-camera-side section.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/03.jpg
Scotty: "But!!! I just wanted to compare yours and Rikishi's!!!"
Shaniqua: "Stupid... PERVERT!!"
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/04.jpg
Oh man, that was some #2.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/05.jpg
Nidia was freaked out when Jamie suddenly started doing his Bill Clinton impression.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/06.jpg
Jamie points out where his dignity went.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/07.jpg
Jamie: "WHOA! He really DID take out the entire non-camera-side section!!! That's gonna be a mess for clean-up."
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/08.jpg
After this little incident, the WWE figured they should probably shut their Genetics Lab down.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/09.jpg
Noble: "Dammit Nidia! When I'm talkin to you don't be listenin to the ocean!!!"
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/10.jpg
All the magic power of wizardry Brian possessed couldn't put the talent back in Farooq.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/11.jpg
Unfortunately, Bradshaw thought Shelton was French.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/12.jpg
Suddenly, Bill realized what was on his shirt...
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/13.jpg
The basic alphabet lessons turned violent when Brock mistook Goldberg's "A-B-C-O-L" to be "a-hole."
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/14.jpg
Goldberg's Jackhammer went straight to hell after Brock pantsed him mid-move.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/15.jpg
Goldberg didn't react to gracefully to getting stripped.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/16.jpg
If Rhyno held on to Bob forever, then when he got buried, he'd be taking Bob down with him! Muahahahahahaaa!!!
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/17.jpg
Both men stopped their match immediately when they noticed Cheech had suddenly turned into a puppet-on-strings.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/18.jpg
Ref: "You're a homo!"
Chavo Sr.: "For the last time, I'm not Edward James Olmos!"
Ref: "I said 'homo,' not 'Olmos!'"
Jorge: "But I'm a poophead! Not a homo!"
Ref: *sigh*
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/19.jpg
The Guerresterio Gargoyles certainly were unique.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/20.jpg
Why Cheech was now giving people shoulder massages was beyond Chavo.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/21.jpg
To try to give his son the edge, Chavo Sr. resorted to hurling Goldusts at Rey to try to screw over the match.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/22.jpg
Your winner and NEW Illegal Cruiserweight Immigrant Champion of the world....
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/23.jpg
Cena and Kurt were at a loss to explain to the fans how Big Show had fallen asleep standing up in his own match.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/24.jpg
Sometimes, Big Show's 12 bean burrito lunches came in handy.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/25.jpg
Tragedy struck when the lightning bolt Zeus aimed at Big Show missed and penetrated Angle's skull.
http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/26.jpg
Kurt was getting those new Air Jordans no matter what!!
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Kurt may be one of the toughest wrestlers in the biz, but one noogie from a Giant Cena and he'd give up faster than the French.
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Hebner was exasperated. Neither wrestler was getting this stretching exercise right.
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Hebner: "You gonna touch your toes now, BITCH???"
Brock: "Yes! Yes! Just don't hurt me anymore sir!"
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Bill smiled. It was time to watch Mr. Roger's Neighborhood now. Maybe today, they'd finally reveal how Prince Tuesday overcame his fear of public speaking!
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In a move that further strengthened his heel status, Lesnar impaled himself into Eddie's stomach to suck out all the precious chocolate Guerrero had consumed over the years.
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Eddie wisely used Lesnar's own leg to stop the glass ceiling from crashing down upon him in this moment where he was just about to win.
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This win would have been awesome had it not been for the fact that Eddie REALLY HAD TO GO!
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Eddie celebrates his win by starting his new Latino Gangrel Gimmick.
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The celebration was cut short when immigration autHHHorities came and forced Eddie to relinquish the "smuggled goods."
Crap, I was in a rush.
The Naitch
02-17-2004, 02:31 PM
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After realizing it was not a dream, Eddie agreed that it was ok to celebrate :y:
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Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean
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Wether you're on RAW, or whether you're on Smackdown, your ass is still gonna get buried Goldberg, so nice knowing ya. ;)
Fryza
02-17-2004, 05:39 PM
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I can't think of any funny that even makes these two seem funny and/or smart. Seriously, looking at this picture makes me wonder why the Invisible Crucifix is only on RAW.
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Scotty: .....Uh-Oh.....
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Shaniqua used her "Manly" strength to over come Scotty. In a sweep of utter destruction, every man in the building sat back insecure like.
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Thinking she could one up Scotty, Shaniqua tried to do a move he previously couldn't. Alas, Shaniqua's Vader Bomb just didn't work either.
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In a surprise Heel turn, the El Conquistidor pulled an "AHHNOLD" and felt up Nidia.
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Noble: NO, YOU'RE A HOMO!
Nidia: I'm behind you sweety...
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While the ref addressed Nidia, Jamie took it in his own power to scan the room for any renegade Mysterio fans that may be Hardcore Holly. Jamie watched that night Bob did that, and he was taking NO chances.
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Worst. DDT. Ever.
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No Jamie, the Invisible Crucifix must be standing straight up. And you can't be raping the crucifixee.
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Ref: Check out these amazing.........SHADOW PUPPETS!
Faarooq: Has this kid been in RVD's stash? Damn.
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Shelton shows his "Oh" face, and with good reason.
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Goldberg's new gangsta gimmick, "Homezberg," didn't go over so well with the educated.
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Here we see Brock being forced back by Homezberg's G-Power/Force/Hold-Down Aura.
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What? Stone Cold does the Jack-Hammer now?!
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OH SWEET JESUS! I haven't had my coffee yet. :mad: But...man, that's a face only a blind mother could attempt to care for..
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With nothing better to do, and the knowledge he was going to job anyway, Rhyno began to hump Hardcore Holly's arm. Holly took no anger towards the action.
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Chavo: GIVE. ME. MY. PRECIOUSSSSSSS.
Rey: Letgoofmynoseletgoofmynose.....
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The ref told Chavo Sr. that his outfit was no appropriate. However, Jorge was dressed to go hunting.
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Today's cruiserweight match up, is brought to you in part, by the letter T.
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Ref: Chavo...Chavo sir...you're doing the "Brock Lock" wrong...
Chavo: i am a hoss i am a hoss i am a hoss...
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HOMETEAM
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Chavo was soon arrested for winning a title unsactioned by Triple H winning it in the past.
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Big Show: G-Guys...hey, guys guys hey! Hey guys, I'm over here! Hey, I'm in the match. Guys, guys, HELLO. I can wrestle too. Hey, guys, hey, GUYSSSSS...this isn't funny anymore, stop ignoring me...guys, hey guys guys, hey, heys guys...
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Please Kurt, there's children watching.
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With an evil gleem in his eye, Show throw a Kurt Angle at the fan, proving, that Big Show had "Throwing Talent" down pat.
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Worst. Figure Four. Ever.
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Kurt signaled for two high fives. He got neither.
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I think the ref has the best stand off pose.
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Brock is seen here taking a chunk out of Eddie's hand. And Eddie is seen here crying like a title girl.
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Goldberg: hehehe....Teletubbies...
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Eddie botches the Crucifix pin. Luckily, he had time to turn it into a fantasic F-5...
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WWE Home Video Presents: Duck and Cover.
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Eddie "Ken Shamrock" Guerrero just wasn't....right...
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Guy: HEY! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WIFE YOU MEXI!
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Eddie: Hunter was here....what the...
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