NWO captions.....

[Savio]

Here are the pics so far...............
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/posteddiebetter.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/postkurt.jpg
http://nowayout.wwe.com/images/postgoldberg.jpg

[Iceman90]

I am new here (well I was here a few years ago, but whatever).

Not very good pics to work with yet, but here are my 1st captions (I'll post more later when they are avaliable)

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WOW! That blowjob I have Mr. McMahon when I dressed as a hot latino chick actually got me a push!

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Hey, this shit is better than RAW!!

[Sephiroth]

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Eddie: Lookie GOLD!!!

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Kurt: Look no hair!

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Someone in the crowd asked Goldberg the question "What is the benefit of life"

[Mister Sinister]

Theses Are My First Attempt ever at Captions, so if they suck, Me sowwy

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After Winning The Title, Eddie dragged the Referee to the back for his payment

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After Holding his arms up into the Air....Kurt Wonder Where his Dedorant was...

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Someone Forgot to Tell Goldberg, He supposed to wipe his chin after giving Mr. McMahon a Blowjob before going on TV

[Kane Knight]

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Eddie was caught red-handed looting the Champion's locker room

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Losing his match, A-Train was shaved (And lost 200 lbs in the process)

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This was the first time MacBeth had ever included the line "Guh?"

[Savio]

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Eddie was caught red-handed looting the Champion's locker room

:lol:

[Innovator]

i'm gonna hold out until all the pics are up

[Savio]

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Goldberg Realized he should of bought a ticket to a RAw PPV

[Razor Rybek]

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Kurt "If i smile long enough, maybe no one will realise i got the deodorant and the glue stick mixed up!"

[Corkscrewed]

Why are the pics so small?

EDIT: NVM. He just took them from the main page.

[Corkscrewed]

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Eddie was absolutely delirious over his victory! Finally, he was WWE Champion! Then the ref pinched him...

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Streaker Angle didn't exactly make Kurt look like a main event threat, but damn if it didn't get Lance Storm and Triple H jealous!

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Goldberg didn't last too long at the No Way Out Spelling Bee.

[PerfectOne]

http://www.debuginc.com/diwf/eddie_sprint.jpg

[road doggy dogg]

ROFL @ that Sprint one. Priceless.

[Kane Knight]

http://www.debuginc.com/diwf/eddie_sprint.jpg

Jesus, I know when I'm beat.

:y:

Awesome one.

[Avenger]

Right guys, the full gallery is now up at -

http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/01.html

[Razor Rybek]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=534&stc=1
Chavo senior was blissfully unaware of his impending TANGO

[Avenger]

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[Avenger]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=533&stc=1

Chavo senior was blissfully unaware of his impending TANGODAMN YOU!!

I was just about to use that one!!

[Avenger]

http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/02.jpg

GUY IN CROWD: Grandmaster Sexay is a homo!

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RIKISHI: Damn, I knew there was something nasty in that burrito Al gave me.

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Maybe next time Jamie could go for a little less obvious disguise.

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JAMIE: NO, you're a homo.

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CHARLES ROBINSON: Hold on Nidia, I'll fetch Mae Young, she knows all about these kind of things.

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JAMIE: I tol' you, you betta' keep quiet or George lemme' tend teh' rabbits!

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Bradshaw didn't react well to Shelton's views on what effect Disney's impending takeover would have on the stock market.

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GOLDBERG: Why the hell is Bradshaw in that ring?

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GOLDBERG: Is that Sean O'Haire? Man I gotta' get back to RAW!

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When Goldberg wanted his dummy, he sure let you know all about it.

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Rhyno didn't care about his own push, but he wasn't letting go until Bob Holly stopped getting PPV matches.

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CHAVO: Hold on Rey you've got something right here.
JIMMY CORDERAS: It's a bit higher. No careful. Look let me try.
REY: Get off me!

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REF: Come back when you've got ID kid. And you, get some proper clothes.
JORGE: But I'm 22, c'monnnnn.
(bet no-one understands this one, I'm having trouble myself.)

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CHAVO: Hey Paw, I caught me a Mexeecam!

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KURT: C'mon Paul, John Cena is NOT a toy.

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Thank you, I'm here all week.

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RANDOM GUY: Eddie's booked to win y'know Bill.

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THIS ONE'S FOR YOU SEAN!

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Vince slightly disguised the 4 in 2004 so he would have evidence should he ever need to claim this match never happened.

--

Ok those sucked, you guys have a go.

[Razor Rybek]

http://nowayout.wwe.com/matches/postgallery/images/30.jpg

Goldberg clearly found the idea of wrestling for his wage hilarious

[Razor Rybek]

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Having never seen them before, Goldberg wondered "Just what are those bright circular things up there"

[Blue Demon]

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Vince tries to increase ratings by showing males who can give birth, and for good measure...added Nidia.

[Blue Demon]

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Angle just couldn't keep his feelings any longer.

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Vince tried to increase ratings by showing males who could give birth

[Innovator]

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In order to kill time on the show, Paul had Torrie and Sable stare at one of those "how to keep a blonde busy" signs


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When Scotty told Basham about Eddie winning the title, Basham couldn't help but faint


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"Superstar!"


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Now Shaniqua knew why everyone called Rikishi "dead weight"


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Noble plays pin the tail on the whore


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Noble: Wacha gonna go, brother!
Nidia: ...I'm over here


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Noble takes the mask off, how did he end up feuding a girl?


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Noble almost killed Nidia, but Charles Robinson complete with Judo Chop Action saves the day


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Noble: No, Mick's shooter got Nidia too! Nidia who did this to you?
Nidia: .........


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Farooq's reaction to Hebner explaining the Matrix movies to him


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Bradshaw had just finished burying Charlie Haas, and all he wanted to do was eat...


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Goldberg: Wait this isn't the Christina concert...


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God wonders what did he do to deserve watching these two feud


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The Hoss Shotput started off to a good start


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Goldberg: I'm the king of new york
Vince backstage: No more Newsies for Bill


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Holly: Hmm haven't I been here before?


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Chavo Yankem DDS didn't have the same ring to it


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Cheech: Cmon man, lets rush the ring
Jorge: But I told you man I'm not Chong


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Glass ceiling Mysterio tossing went over well also


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Chavo Sr: NO ITS NOT MY TIME! TAKE HIM INSTEAD!


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Chavo: Eddie winning tonight also?! Wow Vince must be high!


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Angle: Ok so whos gonna carry him this time?
Cena: I did it last time!
Angle: Ok rock-paper-scissors for it
*rock, paper, scissors, shoot*
Angle: AW dammit, 2 out of 3


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This picture is way too gay for a caption


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Cena taps as Angle tells Patrick to summarize Lord of the Rings for Cena


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Angle: oh yeah raise the roof!


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Sean couldn't help but think, If Eddie was getting a title shot, then just maybe he'd be let out


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Brock: BELTY! *sniffle sniffle* COME BACK!


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Goldberg: A non-hoss winning the title, damn Vince must've been high


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Brock prepares to sacrifice Eddie to the altar....but the altar is full....


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Eddie: This is my chance!!!


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As Eddie distracts everyone, Sean makes a quick escape


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Vince: God I was so high

[Savio]

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Cripple fight!

[loopydate]

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After the shocking news of Barbie's break-up with Ken, she blew EVERYONE away by arriving at No Way Out with her new girlfriend...um...Barbie.

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FAN: Hey, overpushed loser with a lame gimmick!

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SCOTTY: Shaniqua shall have her neck!
SHANIQUA: But...*ack*...I'm Shaniqua!

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Reason #18 to not try powerbombing Rikishi.

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Jamie was slightly less turned-on after Nidia blew a massive sneeze all over his mask.

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JAMIE: Why'd ya make me walk on a tightrope, girl?
NIDIA: :lol:

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JAMIE: Hey! This ain't the Kid Rock concert!

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While Jamie and Nidia demonstrate a new position from the WWE Kama Sutra, Charles Robinson provides the "Bomp-chicka-bomp-bow" background music.

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CHARLES: I know your gimmick was "The Redneck Messiah," but that's no reason to crucify Nidia!

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HEBNER: Alas, poor Yorik. I knew him, Horatio - a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred my imagination is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now, your gambols, your songs, your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table o a roar? Not one now to mock your own grinning? Quite chop-fallen? now get you to my lady's chamber and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come. Make her laugh at that. Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing...
FAAROOQ: Damn!

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SHELTON: Hey, what's that sucking so--OH NO!

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SECURITY: Bill, you were supposed to jump the rail and attack Brock an hour ago. Everybody's waiting for you to move!
BILL: Uh...

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The force of Goldberg's belch had Brock scrambling to grab ANYTHING to keep from impaling himself on the WMXX logo.

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Ah, yes. The Cow Palace, a classical piece of American architecture. You'll notice that the modern electrical riggings are still held up by a column in the form of two large wrestlers. Architects call this sort of device a "Hoss Pole."

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One thing Bill Goldberg CAN do right: A Lucy Ricardo impression.

BILL: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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REF: Hey, Rhyno! Let him up off the mat. People didn't pay good money for this PPV to watch rest holds.
RHYNO: I'M ON PAY-PER-VIEW?!?
VINCE: RHYNO'S ON PAY-PER-VIEW?!?

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CHAVO: And THIS is for stealing MY golden tin-foil pants!

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REF: Hey! Somebody pooped on that jack-o-lantern's head!

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Rey "Pretends To Be A Piece Of Clothing" Mysterio strikes with his dreaded top-rope "Hey! This is no hat!" DDT.

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CHAVO (reading): "Future site of Sean O'Haire's lemonade stand." Heh. That's pretty good.

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Chavo Senior couldn't help it. He just HAD to swipe the "Golden Thong Award" trophy. Now HE was the sexiest Diva!

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CHAVO: I'm having an odd feeling of deja vu.
REF: Well, the last time you had this belt, you lost it in your WWF debut to "Gregory" Helms.
CHAVO: Who am I fighting on SmackDown this week.
REF: Lemme check...hmm...The Hurricane.
CHAVO: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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JOHN: Yo, Kurt. How'd you memorize all the states in alphabetical order like dat, yo?
KURT: Oh, there's a little song that goes with it. "Fifty nifty United States / From thirteen original colo--"
SHOW: Guys? Match?

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Kurt Angle debuts his new gimmick: The Hossassin!

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SHOW (singing) Ohhhhhhhh I'm holding down taleeeeeeeeeent!
KURT: *Cough* But I'm up for a chokeslam!

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John appreciated Kurt's doberman impression, but...did he REALLY have to hump his leg as part of it?

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Kurt was ecstatic over his victory. Unfortunately, he didn't see Giant Fire Marshall Bill preparing to flick him in the back of the head.

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BROCK: Hey! Stand up straight and face me like a man!
EDDIE: F</>UCKING RHYNO!

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BROCK: *Sob* I just...I can't believe they voted off Rudy!
EDDIE: *Sob* It's okay, ese. He'll be strong.

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BILL: Huh muhsluhbuh tuhd nuh...buh?
*Who's monosyllabic retard now...bitch?*

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Once again the WWE photographers take the picture at the wrong time. They miss Brock's spectacular rolling fireman's carry/split-legged moonsault combination, leading anyone who sees this picture to believe he just did another boring old F-5.

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Eddie "Calisthenics Instructor" Guerrero had a tendency to be a little cruel to his students who couldn't touch their toes.

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Eddie, moments after Vince (literally) stabbed him in the back after promising him a lengthy title run.

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EDDIE: Jerry Lewis?!? I LOVE you, homes! "The Nutty Professor" was the GOODS!

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Eddie Guerrero, WWE's first ever Solar-Powered Champion.

[Corkscrewed]

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Now desperate and poor, the Coors Light twins were willing to do anything for a buck.

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The match momentarily halted as all wrestlers' eyes were focused on Sean O'Haire, who had broken out of his cage and was killing the entire non-camera-side section.

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Scotty: "But!!! I just wanted to compare yours and Rikishi's!!!"
Shaniqua: "Stupid... PERVERT!!"

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Oh man, that was some #2.

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Nidia was freaked out when Jamie suddenly started doing his Bill Clinton impression.

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Jamie points out where his dignity went.

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Jamie: "WHOA! He really DID take out the entire non-camera-side section!!! That's gonna be a mess for clean-up."

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After this little incident, the WWE figured they should probably shut their Genetics Lab down.

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Noble: "Dammit Nidia! When I'm talkin to you don't be listenin to the ocean!!!"

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All the magic power of wizardry Brian possessed couldn't put the talent back in Farooq.

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Unfortunately, Bradshaw thought Shelton was French.

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Suddenly, Bill realized what was on his shirt...

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The basic alphabet lessons turned violent when Brock mistook Goldberg's "A-B-C-O-L" to be "a-hole."

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Goldberg's Jackhammer went straight to hell after Brock pantsed him mid-move.

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Goldberg didn't react to gracefully to getting stripped.

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If Rhyno held on to Bob forever, then when he got buried, he'd be taking Bob down with him! Muahahahahahaaa!!!

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Both men stopped their match immediately when they noticed Cheech had suddenly turned into a puppet-on-strings.

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Ref: "You're a homo!"
Chavo Sr.: "For the last time, I'm not Edward James Olmos!"
Ref: "I said 'homo,' not 'Olmos!'"
Jorge: "But I'm a poophead! Not a homo!"
Ref: *sigh*

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The Guerresterio Gargoyles certainly were unique.

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Why Cheech was now giving people shoulder massages was beyond Chavo.

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To try to give his son the edge, Chavo Sr. resorted to hurling Goldusts at Rey to try to screw over the match.

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Your winner and NEW Illegal Cruiserweight Immigrant Champion of the world....

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Cena and Kurt were at a loss to explain to the fans how Big Show had fallen asleep standing up in his own match.

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Sometimes, Big Show's 12 bean burrito lunches came in handy.

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Tragedy struck when the lightning bolt Zeus aimed at Big Show missed and penetrated Angle's skull.

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Kurt was getting those new Air Jordans no matter what!!

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Kurt may be one of the toughest wrestlers in the biz, but one noogie from a Giant Cena and he'd give up faster than the French.

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Hebner was exasperated. Neither wrestler was getting this stretching exercise right.

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Hebner: "You gonna touch your toes now, BITCH???"
Brock: "Yes! Yes! Just don't hurt me anymore sir!"

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Bill smiled. It was time to watch Mr. Roger's Neighborhood now. Maybe today, they'd finally reveal how Prince Tuesday overcame his fear of public speaking!

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In a move that further strengthened his heel status, Lesnar impaled himself into Eddie's stomach to suck out all the precious chocolate Guerrero had consumed over the years.

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Eddie wisely used Lesnar's own leg to stop the glass ceiling from crashing down upon him in this moment where he was just about to win.

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This win would have been awesome had it not been for the fact that Eddie REALLY HAD TO GO!

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Eddie celebrates his win by starting his new Latino Gangrel Gimmick.

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The celebration was cut short when immigration autHHHorities came and forced Eddie to relinquish the "smuggled goods."

Crap, I was in a rush.

[The Naitch]

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After realizing it was not a dream, Eddie agreed that it was ok to celebrate :y:

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Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean

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Wether you're on RAW, or whether you're on Smackdown, your ass is still gonna get buried Goldberg, so nice knowing ya. ;)

[Fryza]

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I can't think of any funny that even makes these two seem funny and/or smart. Seriously, looking at this picture makes me wonder why the Invisible Crucifix is only on RAW.

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Scotty: .....Uh-Oh.....

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Shaniqua used her "Manly" strength to over come Scotty. In a sweep of utter destruction, every man in the building sat back insecure like.

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Thinking she could one up Scotty, Shaniqua tried to do a move he previously couldn't. Alas, Shaniqua's Vader Bomb just didn't work either.

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In a surprise Heel turn, the El Conquistidor pulled an "AHHNOLD" and felt up Nidia.

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Noble: NO, YOU'RE A HOMO!
Nidia: I'm behind you sweety...

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While the ref addressed Nidia, Jamie took it in his own power to scan the room for any renegade Mysterio fans that may be Hardcore Holly. Jamie watched that night Bob did that, and he was taking NO chances.

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Worst. DDT. Ever.

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No Jamie, the Invisible Crucifix must be standing straight up. And you can't be raping the crucifixee.

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Ref: Check out these amazing.........SHADOW PUPPETS!
Faarooq: Has this kid been in RVD's stash? Damn.

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Shelton shows his "Oh" face, and with good reason.

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Goldberg's new gangsta gimmick, "Homezberg," didn't go over so well with the educated.

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Here we see Brock being forced back by Homezberg's G-Power/Force/Hold-Down Aura.

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What? Stone Cold does the Jack-Hammer now?!

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OH SWEET JESUS! I haven't had my coffee yet. :mad: But...man, that's a face only a blind mother could attempt to care for..

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With nothing better to do, and the knowledge he was going to job anyway, Rhyno began to hump Hardcore Holly's arm. Holly took no anger towards the action.

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Chavo: GIVE. ME. MY. PRECIOUSSSSSSS.
Rey: Letgoofmynoseletgoofmynose.....

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The ref told Chavo Sr. that his outfit was no appropriate. However, Jorge was dressed to go hunting.

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Today's cruiserweight match up, is brought to you in part, by the letter T.

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Ref: Chavo...Chavo sir...you're doing the "Brock Lock" wrong...
Chavo: i am a hoss i am a hoss i am a hoss...

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HOMETEAM

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Chavo was soon arrested for winning a title unsactioned by Triple H winning it in the past.

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Big Show: G-Guys...hey, guys guys hey! Hey guys, I'm over here! Hey, I'm in the match. Guys, guys, HELLO. I can wrestle too. Hey, guys, hey, GUYSSSSS...this isn't funny anymore, stop ignoring me...guys, hey guys guys, hey, heys guys...

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Please Kurt, there's children watching.

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With an evil gleem in his eye, Show throw a Kurt Angle at the fan, proving, that Big Show had "Throwing Talent" down pat.

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Worst. Figure Four. Ever.

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Kurt signaled for two high fives. He got neither.

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I think the ref has the best stand off pose.

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Brock is seen here taking a chunk out of Eddie's hand. And Eddie is seen here crying like a title girl.

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Goldberg: hehehe....Teletubbies...

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Eddie botches the Crucifix pin. Luckily, he had time to turn it into a fantasic F-5...

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WWE Home Video Presents: Duck and Cover.

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Eddie "Ken Shamrock" Guerrero just wasn't....right...

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Guy: HEY! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WIFE YOU MEXI!

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Eddie: Hunter was here....what the...