PDA

View Full Version : Finally Vince can say that he will screw a Hart without it being figurative


Xero
01-04-2007, 07:55 PM
World Wrestling Entertainment signed the granddaughter of Stu Hart and daughter of Jim Neidhart, Nattie Neidhart to a developmental deal today. She had been evaluated at Deep South Wrestling last year and it had long been considered just a matter of time until she was signed.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with what would be the company's first third generation female star, you can check out her official website (and those of you who are male readers will be happy you did) at www.nattieneidhart.cjb.net/.

Source: http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.asp?id=22182&p=1

M-A-G
01-04-2007, 07:57 PM
It was only a matter of time.

Disturbed316
01-04-2007, 08:17 PM
Pretty hot

CSL
01-04-2007, 08:22 PM
Pretty hot

:-\

Crippla
01-04-2007, 08:28 PM
She'll be gone by this time next year.

Kane Knight
01-04-2007, 08:36 PM
I'm eagerly awaiting Rhiannon telling us she used to be a dude.

TerranRich
01-04-2007, 08:39 PM
I always thought she should be signed by WWE in some way. She has the look and apparently talent from what I've heard.

Juan
01-04-2007, 08:50 PM
They have a chance to do something interesting with her.... but they'll probably screw it up.

Jordan
01-05-2007, 12:42 AM
http://nattieneidhart.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/nattie_8098.jpg.w300h450.jpg
I cant belive this came out of Jim Neidhart's penis.

FourFifty
01-05-2007, 12:57 AM
I'd bang that anvil.

Blitz
01-05-2007, 02:15 AM
Pretty hot.

Skippord
01-05-2007, 02:40 AM
Thank God she doesnt have the beard

The MAC
01-05-2007, 04:05 AM
her first program will end in a montreal screwjob at survivor series

Volare
01-05-2007, 07:45 AM
her first program will end in a montreal screwjob at survivor series


By HBK's Kid :lol:

KingofOldSchool
01-05-2007, 08:54 AM
She's pretty cute, but I can't help to look at her and be reminded of this...

http://www.bodyslamming.com/other/pics/neidhart.jpg

diothoir
01-05-2007, 09:03 AM
her first program will end in a montreal screwjob at survivor series

Either that or debuting Harry Smith's valet/love interest. :shifty:

Volare
01-05-2007, 11:17 AM
I could only seeing her coming out in the jacket that was Anvil's....


Only to later add Hart Foundation to the back



God the memories :drool:

Champion of Europa
01-05-2007, 12:14 PM
I'd do her.

Hell, I'd even pay.

addy2hotty
01-05-2007, 01:10 PM
She's not all that.

Shadow
01-05-2007, 01:18 PM
She's stacked man.

Stickman
01-05-2007, 01:39 PM
I'd go there

D Mac
01-05-2007, 01:48 PM
She can show me a few holds.

Zen v.W.o.
01-05-2007, 04:18 PM
She will tear through the womens division pretty easily, at least she should. So in a way I feel bad for her cuz she aint got any decent competition. But it's cool she'll be making the money, and she's where she wants to be.

FourFifty
01-05-2007, 05:32 PM
She will tear through the womens division pretty easily, at least she should. So in a way I feel bad for her cuz she aint got any decent competition. But it's cool she'll be making the money, and she's where she wants to be.

Screw the Women's division. Put her on SmackDown, and we have a new cruiser weight champ!

The MAC
01-05-2007, 05:57 PM
ya she could out wrestle cena hold for hold.

KayfabeMan
01-05-2007, 06:20 PM
If they had a brain, it'd be the first decent step to rebuilding the women's division. Which means it'll turn out like everyone has been saying.

Corkscrewed
01-05-2007, 06:58 PM
She's cute.

How long before she's misused and managing... oh... Chris Masters?

NeanderCarl
01-05-2007, 10:00 PM
She looks quite hot in some pics, but I've seen pics where she looks the spit of Daddy Jim, only without the beard. Depends on the angle of the camera. Also, she looks quite skinny and toned in those pics, but in some pics she looks proper butch.... thighs that could crush ya head, ya get me?

parkmania
01-05-2007, 11:19 PM
When's Beth Phoenix due to come back, anyway? That could make for a pretty good feud.

.44 Magdalene
01-06-2007, 02:57 AM
I'd be willing to come up with a cheesy wrestling-related double entendre that suggests sexual interaction with her.

If y'know what I mean.

M-A-G
01-06-2007, 05:06 AM
*Survivor Series 2007*

JR: This match has been a back and forth affair. The Women's Title is on the line. Nattie Neidhart, working for almost a year to earn her shot at the prestige that has been associated with her family for decades. Victoria, the reigning champion, would love nothing more than to humiliate her opponent on the way to a successful defense. The first lady on her feet just might achieve her respective goal.

*Victoria rises up, groggy. Nattie pulls herself up in the corner*

JR: Victoria charges, Neidhart counters with a foot to the face. To the top, crossbody!!! NO, the champion rolls through!!! She has the challenger grounded! What's Victoria doing now?

*Victoria locks in a Sharpshooter*

JR: Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

King: THE SHARPSHOOTER, JR!

JR: You're damn right it's the Sharpshooter! A move not seen in Victoria's repretoire the best to my knowledge and wouldn't it be ironic to have this third generation superstar of the Hart family tap out to this hold?

*Vince runs down to ringside*

King: She's gotta hold on and reach those ropes or something because I can tell you from experience this is one of the most painful....

JR: Wait a minute, what's Mr. McMahon doing here?!?!

Vince: Ring the bell, RING THE F*CKING BELL!!!

*timekeeper rings the bell*

JR: Oh, for f*ck's sake....

MLW
01-06-2007, 03:49 PM
Womens wrestling = waste of fucking time that could be used to make better angles!

Xero
01-06-2007, 03:57 PM
Womens wrestling = waste of fucking time that could be used to make better angles!
Current Women's WWE wrestling I completely agree. But they had a hell of a division when they had Jackie, Trish, Molly, Lita, Victoria, etc. All that's left is Victoria and Mickie.

MLW
01-06-2007, 04:14 PM
Yeah I kinda should have writen women wrestling in todays WWE instead :$

Anybody Thrilla
01-07-2007, 02:59 PM
Somebody please Photoshop a picture of her with a long red goatee. I'd do it myself, but I don't know how. Rep will be involved. Positive or negative, depending on how good it is. :shifty:

Crippla
01-07-2007, 03:13 PM
Somebody please Photoshop a picture of her with a long red goatee. I'd do it myself, but I don't know how. Rep will be involved. Positive or negative, depending on how good it is. :shifty:
http://www.bodyslamming.com/other/pics/neidhart.jpg

There ya go...

Anybody Thrilla
01-07-2007, 03:53 PM
:n:

Xero
01-07-2007, 04:03 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/lolbeardnattie.jpg

Crippla
01-07-2007, 04:06 PM
Come on, mine was better. It looked more like Jim Neidhart.

The MAC
01-07-2007, 04:33 PM
SURVIVOR SERIES 2007

King: Puppies!!

JR : This match is so emotionally charged for Young Nattie Hart, We're here in Montreal where the Bret Hart ws infamously screwed by Vince Machmohan.
This crowd hasn't forgot about it and neither has TPWW..

King: Puppies!!

JR: BWAH GAWD what a roundhouse kick from Victoria, she almost took Natties Head off!

Victoria with a roll up ..1,2... NATTIE KICKED OUT, NATTIE KICKED OUT, what fighting spirit from the young Hart. I bet Stu is looking down from heaven with pride right now..

KING : zipppp... fwap Fwap Fwap Fwap Fwap...

JR: Nattie Hart the first 3rd generation womans Champion has held that title with such prestige over the past 10 months. defeating all 2 of the top women in the WWE.

JR: Nattie with a right hand, then a left..Victoria firing back..This is developing into a slug fest king..

King:...fwap fwap ..ahhh... Splotch splotch.. JR, you got a tissue ?

JR : Bwah Gawd King, can you keep it in your pants for more than 5 minutes?

JR : Nattie on the top rope... Damn, she collides with the Referee who has such bad acting he can't play dead let alone unconcious

King : Smart move Victoria, smart move .. using your head instead of your ass to get somewhere

JR : yeah, smart move alright...for a cheater. King how can you condone that?

King: She has bigger Breasts

JR : sigh..What..? no!..it cant be..BAWH GAWD! Victoria with the Sharpshooter..

King : Girl on girl.... ziipppppp...Fwap fwap fwap fwap

Vince Rushes down
VINCE : Ring the Fucking bell

RING ANNOUNCER : Here is your winner and NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION, VICTORIA

JR: Not again! no, no, no no,

KING: Hey, dont get all bitchy.. I didn't come in your hat this time.

JR : not that..It happened again...A hart is screwed at Survivor series

Do you know what this means?

KING: NAttie will go to TNA and some green worker will kick her head in after which she will have a stroke ?

JR: NO, It means We have "fresh and new " storylines for the next 10 years!



JR:

Blue Demon
01-07-2007, 04:45 PM
she's OK