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Kane Knight
01-09-2007, 07:57 PM
Smarks on a Plane: Vince McMahon's private jet has been overrun by internet fans. Can Triple H save his ample ass from a surefire hissyfit? Rated R, with an unrated cut to DVD.

Xero
01-09-2007, 08:00 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/madblackmomma.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/transemo.jpg

TerranRich
01-09-2007, 08:03 PM
YES! I've always wanted to try my hand at a wrestling themed movie poster. I think I'll try out "Smarks on a Plane". :D

Xero
01-09-2007, 08:05 PM
http://www.impawards.com/

I love that site, high quality posters of movies dating back to the teens. Great to modify.

Crippla
01-09-2007, 08:10 PM
Ready to Rumble. That WAS a parody, wasn't it?

Kane Knight
01-09-2007, 09:13 PM
Definitely want to see that "Smarks on a Plane" image.

TerranRich
01-09-2007, 09:31 PM
Click to Enlarge:

http://img.xylot.net/smarksonaplane_small.jpg (http://img.xylot.net/smarksonaplane_large.jpg)

TerranRich
01-09-2007, 09:36 PM
Yeah, I went a different route. I wanted to match the real SOAP poster, so I cast Benjamin in Jackson's part. Now he has to get rid of all the smarks from the WWE jet.

TerranRich
01-10-2007, 08:00 PM
So that's it? No more? :(

Xero
01-10-2007, 08:02 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/wiggalibre.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/rvdsabuupinsmoke.jpg

Pretty old though. Will probably do a new one later...

Dorkchop
01-10-2007, 08:06 PM
Can I just make a movie title parodied from a movie title and not come up with a story? Sure I can:

- The Naked Mideon 2 1/2

addy2hotty
01-10-2007, 08:11 PM
I lack the application to go with my ideas. Oh well.

Crippla
01-10-2007, 08:26 PM
I wish I knew how to use photoshop. :(

Kane Knight
01-11-2007, 08:36 AM
Last Ride in Paris: An aging Undertaker seduces a young Parisian wrestler (Shannon Moore) on the condition that the relationship is purely sexual. Rated R for scenes of the Undertaker's sagging ass.

Pretty in Punk: A Straight Edger from the wrong side of the tracks, the stoner who loves him, and the Aging billionaire who has his ass. Rated Pg-13 for strong language and the invariable KMA club shot.

Main Event Wars: A New Joke: Young farmer Christian Cage discovers a pair of Cruiserweights intended for the Total iNterstellar Alliance, and is rapidly wrapped up in a struggle between the Alliance and Widespread World Empire. Assisted by former WWE soldier Kurt Angle, who instructs him to become a Kliq member like his father, and the Ammoral Jeff Jarrett, Christian Cage struggles in a fight against an ancient inner circle who seeks to destroy the legacy of the Main Event. Rated PG because shots of Darth Hunter and Emporer Assletov may scare young viewers.

Kane Knight
01-11-2007, 08:39 AM
The Terminator: Kane has been sent back in time to stop Gene Snitsky from killing the Unborn child of Lita, who will lead the revolution against hosses. Rated R, but it wasn't Snitsky's fault.

Kane Knight
01-11-2007, 08:44 AM
The Bookers: A timid bookkeeper (Vince Russo) and an aging billionaire seek the worst gimmick ever in an attempt to scam their backers. Rated PG-13 for the raping Mel Brooks' original gets at the hands of McMahon and Russo.

Kane Knight
01-11-2007, 08:46 AM
Memoirs of an Invisible Chain Gang: As buyrates and ratings drop, John Cena discovers that the fans really can't see him--Or don't want to. Rated r, but I'm not sure why--You don't see much.

TerranRich
01-11-2007, 11:38 AM
http://img.xylot.net/nakedmideon.jpg

TerranRich
01-11-2007, 12:27 PM
http://img.xylot.net/seenoweasel.jpg

Kane Knight
01-11-2007, 12:57 PM
http://img.xylot.net/nakedmideon.jpg

Tagline: There's a million stories in the Naked City. Here's a Dick to match.

Snyopsis: Someone has screwed Bret Hart. In such a heinous crime, only one man can be trusted to solve the case.

Unfortunately, Mick Foley was unavailable, so the case fell to Detective Frank "Naked" Mideon of Fetish Squad. Can this bumbling detective solve the greatest mystery on the WWE without destroying it himself?

Rated R. He's Naked, Jackass.

Xero
01-11-2007, 01:22 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/30yearoldjobber.jpg

TerranRich
01-11-2007, 01:36 PM
OH YYEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!! I CAN SLAP A TORNADO!!!!

Lock Jaw
01-11-2007, 01:38 PM
I like how in that Naked Mideon poster that one bullet is positioned to look like a giant metallic wang.

Kane Knight
01-11-2007, 02:02 PM
Here are some I don't really have taglines or anything for, but have at 'em.

Hulk Hogan in "Real American Pie."

Billy Gun in "Ass Man and Roaddie." Guest Starring Jesse James as his "partner."

Rico in "Memoirs of a Gay Push."

Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart in "Bretback Mountain." Apparently, Hart was the catcher.

TerranRich
01-11-2007, 02:38 PM
I call dibs on "Real American Pie", but it won't be until later tonight.

Arnold HamNegger
01-11-2007, 05:24 PM
Arnold Ebert gives this thread :y: :y: .....WAY UP!

DAMN iNATOR
01-11-2007, 07:25 PM
Ready to Rumble. That WAS a parody, wasn't it?

Good question...I was gonna say that myself.

Arnold HamNegger
01-11-2007, 07:47 PM
Here are some I don't really have taglines or anything for, but have at 'em.

Hulk Hogan in "Starsky and Crutch."

Billy Gun in "Thighami Vice." Guest Starring Jesse James as his "partner."

Rico in "Tallafaga Nights: The Ballad of Rico Bobby."

Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart in "Ebenezer Screwed." Guest staring Earl Hebner as "Jacob Marley."

Xero
01-11-2007, 07:51 PM
Not a poster, but...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/brolk.gif

It's the Incredible Brolk!

Xero
01-11-2007, 08:08 PM
Not a movie (could be I suppose), but I remember when I made this one, lol...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/kerwin4prez.jpg

Kane Knight
01-11-2007, 08:52 PM
I'm all for a white American.

KingofOldSchool
01-11-2007, 10:26 PM
Vince McMahon and John Cena star in the epic thriller "See No Ratings"

Tagline: Vince and Cena kill ratings one F-U at a time.

Snyopsis: Ratings have been falling and two men are the cause. Can a group of over zealous internet marks save the day before all is lost?

Rated R for Rehased angles and really predictable storylines.

KingofOldSchool
01-11-2007, 10:40 PM
Mark Henry and Lita star in "Mark: The Professional"

Tagline: Injury is knocking. Are you going to answer?

Snyopsis: Mark Henry makes a living harming others and sometimes himself, but when a young lady offers a helping hand. Henry finds that he's not the only one capable of causing bodily harm.

Rated I for Injured
-----------

Super-Cena: Returns Starring John Cena

Tagline: Cena overcomes the odds. Again.

Snyopsis: A Cuban drug lord has summoned a Samoan Wrecking Machine to Titan Land to wreck havoc on all who oppose him. Will Cena save the day before the Wrecking Machine destroys everything?

Rated VB for Vanilla Babyface
------

TerranRich
01-12-2007, 12:50 AM
http://img.xylot.net/ricobobby.jpg

Arnold HamNegger
01-12-2007, 12:32 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's FAAAAAAAAABULOUS!!!

TerranRich
01-12-2007, 02:53 PM
Thanks. Real American Pie coming up next.

Arnold HamNegger
01-12-2007, 03:36 PM
Harry Spotter: At the prime of his career, Chris Masters tragically loses 50 pounds of muscle because he'd rather give up wrestling than look at the "Amazonian Crotch Jungle" up his lifting partners shorts. Then he remembers he's gay and pumps his way to the Intercontinental Championship and into the hearts of America.

Rogert Ebert quotes, "This is like Brokeback on steroids. A real ass ripping adventure!" :y: :y:...my cornhole....WAY UP!

Botch to the Future: Doc races back in time to inform Amy Dumas that she will break her neck as "Lita" in the WWE in the biggest Botch since the infamous "McFly Sports Almanac" spot of the 80's. The movie ends tragically as Amy botches the landing in the Delorian...landing on the Libians and setting off the rocket launcher.

Shitface: Scott Hall is a Cuban refugee who sets out for Miami, Florida searching for the freedom of an "Endless Happy Hour." This uncut version includes the "infamous" chainsaw/shower scene where a shitfaced Hall mistakes a chainsaw for a bar of Irish Spring and saws off his own leg. "The World is Mine Mang!"

Stomp the Tard: Nick Dinsmore is a mentally challenged college student who over comes the greatest challenge of his life....being accepted at an all black University. Young Dinsmore overcomes racism, drooling and the IQ of a Garden Gnome by entering his tricked out low rider Short Bus into the "Pimp Dat' Shit!" contest. Sadly, winning the contest doesn't overshadow the mistake of dressing as a Klan member for Halloween, as Nick has a mudhole permanently stomped in him 3 credit hours short of graduating.

TerranRich
01-12-2007, 04:08 PM
God, I want to do all of those, Arnold. LMAO

Here it is:

http://img.xylot.net/realamericanpie.jpg

owenbrown
01-12-2007, 04:10 PM
Best. Thread. Ever. :rofl: :y: :D

Arnold HamNegger
01-12-2007, 05:37 PM
:rofl: T-Rich, you are THE MAN! :rofl: (You too Xero).

Keep up the good work! :love:

TerranRich
01-12-2007, 05:54 PM
I think I did a pretty good job. No?

http://img.xylot.net/realamericanpie.jpg http://www.laqat.com/movie/poster/1999/american_pie.jpg

Legend Killer
01-12-2007, 07:19 PM
Good job.

Legend Killer
01-12-2007, 07:20 PM
That's one of the best Photoshops I have seen. :y:

Arnold HamNegger
01-12-2007, 07:36 PM
Hell yeah! You seriously just started doing this?

Chuck Jones
01-12-2007, 09:19 PM
I'd probably go see Real American Pie if it actually existed.

Xero
01-13-2007, 12:24 AM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/vincebook.jpg

Impact!
01-13-2007, 12:28 AM
:lol:

starfox8500
01-13-2007, 08:18 AM
God, I want to do all of those, Arnold. LMAO

Here it is:

http://img.xylot.net/realamericanpie.jpg

Look at Jeff Hardy :rofl: :rofl: I think he'll be the one to be caught with the pie *sniker, sniker*

owenbrown
01-13-2007, 08:49 AM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/vincebook.jpg

Your winner RIGHT THERE ^ ^ ^ ^ :rofl:

Xero
01-13-2007, 10:43 AM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/y2jmiracle.jpg

Kane Knight
01-13-2007, 11:08 AM
That was pretty good.

TerranRich
01-14-2007, 02:40 AM
Here's my newest inspiration:

http://img.xylot.net/oldage.jpg

Bad Company
01-14-2007, 04:19 AM
lol, this thread rocks.

Xero
01-14-2007, 01:50 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/slytdupree.jpg

TerranRich
01-14-2007, 02:24 PM
Man, that's one fucked up threesome. :lol: Awesome job. I'm gonna go back in this thread and see what else I can do.

TerranRich
01-14-2007, 06:08 PM
http://img.xylot.net/botchtothefuture.jpg

:D

Xero
01-14-2007, 06:15 PM
LOL

Gotta love this thread. Will do another one later. :p

TerranRich
01-14-2007, 07:54 PM
I got a two-fer right 'ere:

http://img.xylot.net/agaything.jpg

(After "A Guy Thing" starring Julia Stiles, Selma Blair, and Jason Lee)

and...

http://img.xylot.net/prettyinpunk.jpg

The ECW Goes Extreme...ly Pretty. ;)

KingofOldSchool
01-14-2007, 08:32 PM
Someone do one from the movie "Singles" with Shelton Benjamin and Matt Hardy.

'Transitioning from Tag Teams.

East to Start

Hard to Finish"

and one from the movie "Stuck On You"

With Hulk Hogan and the WWF Title on the cover.

KingofOldSchool
01-14-2007, 08:59 PM
Here's some more for you Photoshoppers

Titanic: with HHH and Stephanie instead of Winslet and DiCaprio with the WWE logo on the ship.

Hoss Park (Jurassic Park): with The Great Khali on the poster

Meet The McMahons (Meet The Fockers): With the McMahons and Triple H on the cover

Jobbers, Inc. (Monsters, Inc): With Funaki, Scotty 2 Hotty, Steven Richards, and Rob Conway on the cover

Hunter Almighty (Bruce Almighty): Triple H on the cover

Monday Night Fever (Saturday Night Fever): John Cena and Torrie Wilson on the cover

The Silence of the Smarks (The Silence of the Lambs): A hardcore wrestling fan on the cover

Coming to Double Double E (Coming to America): Victor Kozlov on the cover

Dumb and Dumber: Vince McMahon and Jeff Jarrett on the cover

Someone's Gotta Job (Something's Gotta Give): Hulk Hogan and HBK on the cover

Kevin Nash's A Series of Unfortunate Injuries (Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events): Kevin Nash on the cover

Kane Knight
01-14-2007, 09:52 PM
But I'm a veteran: Undertaker deals with the trauma of discovering that even he must job. (Just watched "But I'm a Cheerleader." Sorry).

Oklahoma. This one speaks for itself.

Actually, I don't have a clue what to do with it, but the Perfect Storm has great parody potential.

The Highlander: Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam battle for "The Stash:" the ultimate, everlasting buzz. Rated G, because your kids are probably on Ritalin.

Mooney Toons: Back in Asstion: Sadly, this one will be the next WWE.com cartoon.

Pringle all the way Paul Bearer, struggling to keep his son and his brother content, struggles to find gifts for a pyromaniac and a zombie. It won't be easy, though, as Cowboy Bob Orton seeks to outdo his efforts at every bend. Rated PG.

Forrest Bump: Eugene retells an amazing career of getting whooped by legend after legend. Rated R, for a scene where Eugene gets put through a table by Nash's 720 splash (The special effects budget was killer). Rated R. Eugene gets naked and wrestles Untertaker in a "greased pig match."

Sleepers: The Great Khali and Goldberg square off in a technical masterpiece--A 60 minute iron man match. Not rated--Nobody would ever...EEEEEVER sit through this.

The 'Fro: On the night Carlito and Trish Stratus are murdered by a Satanic wrestling promotion (WWE), Carlito rises from the Grave so that he may wreak vengeance on his killers by dominating them and taking the Worlf Heavyweight title.

Kane Knight
01-14-2007, 09:56 PM
also, the 'Fro: city of Angles: almost exactly the same plot as the 'Fro, but Kurt Angle takes vengance on WWE by taking the TNA Heavyweight title.

Jura
01-14-2007, 10:22 PM
Actually, I don't have a clue what to do with it, but the Perfect Storm has great parody potential.
Lance Storm

Xero
01-14-2007, 11:13 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/hunteralmighty.jpg

TerranRich
01-15-2007, 12:29 AM
Not the funniest, but...

http://img.xylot.net/theperfectstorm.jpg

Had to be Perfect and Storm. ;)

thecc
01-15-2007, 12:51 AM
But I'm a veteran: Undertaker deals with the trauma of discovering that even he must job. (Just watched "But I'm a Cheerleader." Sorry).Does he fall in love with HHH?

TerranRich
01-15-2007, 01:48 AM
http://img.xylot.net/machoman.jpg

KingofOldSchool
01-15-2007, 07:53 AM
Here's another one

How to Lose Two Titles in 2 Days (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days): RVD and Sabu on the cover.

Arnold HamNegger
01-15-2007, 12:28 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
These are outstanding! Too much rep to give out at one time...think my system's gonna crash.

Xero
01-15-2007, 01:31 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/sleeperskhaligoldberg.jpg

Did this one quickly.

owenbrown
01-15-2007, 01:45 PM
With Hulk Hogan and the WWF Title on the cover.

Do an alternate one with HHH and the WHC as well. :y: :lol:

Xero
01-15-2007, 01:53 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/youscrewedbret.jpg

Bit obvious here. :shifty:

owenbrown
01-15-2007, 02:04 PM
Should have changed it to Nov 7 :shifty:

TerranRich
01-15-2007, 03:59 PM
Remember, Remember, the Seventh of November
Submission, treason, and plot
I see no reason that submission treason
Should ever be forgot

El Fangel
01-15-2007, 04:40 PM
:rofl: T-Rich, you are THE MAN! :rofl: (You too Xero).

Keep up the good work! :love:

Xero
01-15-2007, 04:41 PM
Damn I love doing these.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/stateofthequad.jpg

TerranRich
01-15-2007, 05:29 PM
Xero, that is quite simply awesome. :rofl: I love doing these too!

http://img.xylot.net/shitface.jpg

:D

DAMN iNATOR
01-15-2007, 06:07 PM
Ok, so I have very little editing skill with a computer, but I'll give it a try...

Synopsis: Undertaker enters the squared circle in late 1990, and begins carving a path of destruction like no other. Watch as he slices through opponents like butter on bread at 14 consecutive WrestleManias and Don't miss the thrilling 4 World Championships Undertaker captures over the course of his 16-plus year career.

Starring: Mark Calloway as The Undertaker with many, many others.

Length: God only knows!

Rated R for "Rest...In...Pieces!"

Yeah, yeah, I know...it's total crap compared with what most of you have come up with, but it looked like fun so I gave it a shot...not much of one, but a shot nonetheless...I at least hope someone out there enjoys my fake movie idea (not that I'd ever want to see it come to fruition or anything...:shifty:).

Xero
01-15-2007, 08:06 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/thankyouforsuing.jpg

Kane Knight
01-15-2007, 08:57 PM
Remember, Remember, the Seventh of November
Submission, treason, and plot
I see no reason that submission treason
Should ever be forgot

Bret Hart....Shawn Michaels...IN

VII for Vince MicMahon.

Kane Knight
01-15-2007, 09:01 PM
Kevin Nash in Hoss. Kevin Nash is a rude, hostile and bitter doctor--Unfortunately he's right. nearly crippled while yawning, he is a vicodin-accidted misanthrope who solves the cases no-one else can.

Okay, not a movie, sue me.

Kane Knight
01-15-2007, 09:04 PM
Jeff Jarret...Bob Holly...In...

Heatbusters (Ghostbusters). Tagline: We're ready to depush you.

TerranRich
01-15-2007, 09:32 PM
KK, I am SO doing that poster now, except "V for Vincent", with that poem and Bret & Shawn. :D

Click to Enlarge...

http://img.xylot.net/bossmanreturns_small.jpg (http://img.xylot.net/bossmanreturns_large.jpg)

:)

TerranRich
01-15-2007, 10:35 PM
And now...

http://img.xylot.net/vforvincent.jpg

Jura
01-15-2007, 10:45 PM
That's neat. But shouldn't bret be wearing the Mask?

Kane Knight
01-15-2007, 11:03 PM
It doesn't work as well, since his name doesn't start with a V.

Hence, this is the way it was done. It makes sense.

TerranRich
01-16-2007, 05:19 PM
Kevin Nash in Hoss. Kevin Nash is a rude, hostile and bitter doctor--Unfortunately he's right. nearly crippled while yawning, he is a vicodin-accidted misanthrope who solves the cases no-one else can.

Okay, not a movie, sue me.
I just noticed this one. I'm SO doing this. Hoss, M.D. :lol:

The cane, the drugs...it's perfect for him.

Xero
01-16-2007, 05:22 PM
You can also add in some X Division guys as his staff if you go further than just Nash.

TerranRich
01-16-2007, 09:41 PM
Shit. I used Clique members instead...

http://img.xylot.net/hossmd.jpg

Xero
01-16-2007, 10:13 PM
LOL, still works.

TerranRich
01-16-2007, 11:47 PM
And that's Louie Spicolli on the far right btw


But seriously, just thinking about the Clique in a hospital helping patients, figuring out diagnoses, just puts an evil smile on my face. :p

Kane Knight
01-16-2007, 11:47 PM
Jeff Jarrett: A Leauge of his own. Unable to find a wrestling organisation to book him, Jarrett buys his own company and establishes himself as champion. But can he capture the hearts of America?

Lost In Place: Eugene fights to find his way out of a wet paperbag.

Doane Alone: Enjoy the Hilarious antics as Kenny "Dykstra" is left behind at Titan Towers when WWE goes on a tour to Europe. Can Kenny save Titan Towers from the invasion of the Voodoo Kin Maffia and get his Christmas wish to be reunited with his push? Rated PG for comic mischief and Bob Holly hitting Kip James in the head with a shovel.

TerranRich
01-16-2007, 11:47 PM
"Is this Vicodin Bob Backlund-authorized?"

Kane Knight
01-16-2007, 11:47 PM
And that's Louie Spicolli on the far right btw


But seriously, just thinking about the Clique in a hospital helping patients, figuring out diagnoses, just puts an evil smile on my face. :p

I think it's the one Shawn lost.

TerranRich
01-17-2007, 12:25 AM
http://img.xylot.net/doanealone.jpg

I went a different route and made Doane Alone mean that he's alone without the Spirit Squad. ;)

Kane Knight
01-17-2007, 09:33 AM
I felt that was too obvious.

Kane Knight
01-17-2007, 09:35 AM
That, and I wanted to make the VKM the "wet Bandits."

FourFifty
01-17-2007, 07:24 PM
I wish I knew how to use photoshop :lol:

Crippla
01-19-2007, 08:12 PM
ROFL. This thread's fucking gold.

Evolution
01-20-2007, 03:52 PM
After making a wrong turn on his way to WWE Headquarters, Ric Flair finds himself in Harlem, NY.

Upon seeing an old timer in a Cadillac in "The Hood", surrounding gang members approach.

Out of sheer desparation and panic, Flair flashes the gesture of "The 4 Horsemen". By a lucky happenstance, this is also the gesture for this particular gang. Flair is inducted, and to stay alive he helps them with stick-ups accross the district.

The film comes to a dramatic conclusion when Flair is picked out of a line-up by a clerk he robbed. The giveaway? Flair is the only white man in his 50's with platinum-blonde hair to stick-up a 7/11 in a gold sequined robe with his name on the back, shouting "WOOOOOOOOOO!" at a clerk as he tries to make a getaway in a stretch limo with the license plate "N8UR B01".

Coming soon to a DVD Player near you...

Ric Flair and Cuba Gooding Jr in...

http://www.thewrestlingfan.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/straighttodvd6.jpg

Avenger
01-20-2007, 03:57 PM
LOL this is priceless

DAMN iNATOR
01-20-2007, 04:37 PM
\/...

Goulet
01-20-2007, 05:52 PM
That is terrible...

KingofOldSchool
01-20-2007, 06:15 PM
After making a wrong turn on his way to WWE Headquarters, Ric Flair finds himself in Harlem, NY.

Upon seeing an old timer in a Cadillac in "The Hood", surrounding gang members approach.

Out of sheer desparation and panic, Flair flashes the gesture of "The 4 Horsemen". By a lucky happenstance, this is also the gesture for this particular gang. Flair is inducted, and to stay alive he helps them with stick-ups accross the district.

The film comes to a dramatic conclusion when Flair is picked out of a line-up by a clerk he robbed. The giveaway? Flair is the only white man in his 50's with platinum-blonde hair to stick-up a 7/11 in a gold sequined robe with his name on the back, shouting "WOOOOOOOOOO!" at a clerk as he tries to make a getaway in a stretch limo with the license plate "N8UR B01".

Coming soon to a DVD Player near you...

Ric Flair and Cuba Gooding Jr in...

http://www.thewrestlingfan.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/straighttodvd6.jpg

I remember seeing that on Wrestlecrap a while back.

DAMN iNATOR
01-20-2007, 08:14 PM
I believe someone made a suggestion for this so here ya go, whoever you are.

El Fangel
01-21-2007, 01:42 AM
Mighty Morphine Power Rangers - Jeff Hardy, Kurt Angle, Sabu, RVD, Tommy Dreamer, and Mankind

All on a search to find thier lost painkillers.

TerranRich
01-21-2007, 07:27 PM
After the death of his pet parakeet, a troubled 39-year-old street wrestler from Indiana is able to bypass the loony bin by enrolling in the historically retarded Hurt University in Hartford, CT. But his efforts to pay his dues and woo the mop he loves are sidelined when he is courted by the top two locker room factions, both of which want and need his fierce shoot-style wrestling moves to win the highly coveted WWE European Championship. Oh. Whoops.

http://img.xylot.net/stompthetard.jpg

Xero
01-21-2007, 07:33 PM
ROFL

Xero
01-21-2007, 08:13 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/litacockedandloaded.jpg

Skippord
01-21-2007, 08:20 PM
lol

El Fangel
01-21-2007, 08:26 PM
:lol:

Jura
01-21-2007, 09:11 PM
I'm gonna put that on my wall

TerranRich
01-22-2007, 11:02 AM
Xero, I can't see what you posted.

Crippla
01-22-2007, 11:09 AM
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2615/litacockedandloaded2nk.jpg (http://imageshack.us/) That's what he posted.

Xero
01-22-2007, 11:13 AM
Rehosted. Might be problems with Imagshack...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/litacockedandloaded.jpg

Arnold HamNegger
01-23-2007, 04:57 PM
http://img.xylot.net/stompthetard.jpg

H-O-L-Y SHIT!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Xero
01-23-2007, 05:08 PM
LOL, didn't notice he actually edited the website name.

TerranRich
01-23-2007, 08:29 PM
And the tall letters below the title, too. ;) I pay attention to detail, bitches. :D

TerranRich
01-26-2007, 04:24 PM
BUMP!

http://img.xylot.net/afewgoodhassans.jpg

This is one of my favo—

ALLELLAYAYYAALALLEYEYEYYALALALLYEYYLALLAYEYEAAAA........

DAMN YOU, HASSAN!

Lock Jaw
01-26-2007, 06:01 PM
Reminds me of this:

http://hassanator.ytmnd.com/

Xero
01-26-2007, 07:03 PM
Best. YTMND. Ever.

Xero
01-26-2007, 07:38 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/sheeple.jpg

Arnold HamNegger
01-26-2007, 07:41 PM
LMFAO!!

I want that poster and I want it now!!! :love:

Sheeple Pac 4 LYF!

Jeritron
01-27-2007, 12:48 AM
These are my marks, and this is their steeple, the roof is on fire, and they still act like sheeple

Xero
01-27-2007, 09:14 AM
LOL

owenbrown
01-27-2007, 09:49 AM
I nominate this thread for the greatest thread of all time. :D :rofl: :love:

Xero
01-27-2007, 02:02 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/mygreatkhali.jpg

Arnold HamNegger
01-28-2007, 04:45 PM
:rofl:

That's awesome! I love the Hassankerchief.

Xero
01-29-2007, 05:55 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/takerrider.jpg

TerranRich
01-30-2007, 03:31 PM
LMAO, Taker's lost some weight! :lol:

Xero
01-30-2007, 03:46 PM
That poster isn't released until March. :shifty:

Arnold HamNegger
01-30-2007, 04:47 PM
That poster isn't released until March. :shifty:

Don't give Vince any ideas Xero! We could be stuck with Cena vs. Undertaker vs. Nicholas Cage "Triple Threat Match" at Mania.

DAMN iNATOR
01-31-2007, 02:09 PM
Here goes...stupid I know, but it's all I could come up with.

TerranRich
01-31-2007, 02:43 PM
Man you suck. D for effort. Sorry bro.

TerranRich
02-28-2007, 11:34 AM
I'M BACK! And I'm better than ever. Got a knack for makin' things better. Face facts, 'cuz your opinion don't matter. This maniac is gonna step on whomeveeeerrrrr...

http://i10.tinypic.com/34pn88g.jpg

I was inspired just now, and I might make some more as time goes by.

King Steve
02-28-2007, 11:42 AM
lol these are hilarious.

TerranRich
02-28-2007, 12:04 PM
I'm on a ROLL!

http://i14.tinypic.com/2lsf8k6.jpg

Theo Dious
02-28-2007, 12:37 PM
CITIZEN KING
Led by Smackdown Number One Announcer Funaki, a team of commentators and backstage interviewers attempt to unravel the mystery of the late Jerry Lawler's last word: Puppies.

DAS BUTT
The tale of Earthquake, Yokozuna, Rikishi, and Viscera and their struggle to come to terms with why everything they do in the ring essentially revolves around their asses.

TRADING PUSHES
A bet between Vince and Shane McMahon leads them to elevate Shannon Moore and CM Punk to World Title status while jobbing Triple H and the Undertaker on internet-exclusive episodes of Heat.

Xero
04-15-2007, 12:09 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/sidismegaman.jpg

That got me back into this, gonna do some more.

Kane Knight
04-15-2007, 12:19 PM
It's odd. I was just thinking of this thread...

Howabout Lita, Edge, Randy Orton and Matt Hardy (As the alien ally) in Stargate: STD.

OIr even Whoregate. ;shifty:

Xero
04-15-2007, 01:02 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/jblgermanbooking.jpg

Alternate:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/jblgermanbooking2.jpg

Xero
05-19-2007, 12:48 PM
Bumpin' it up.

Darth gave me the idea for this one...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/damnron.jpg