Monty Brown to debut in(PERIOD!)(PERIOD!)(PERIOD!)

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/schedules/events/eventdetail/?id=3719160

ECW
Sandman
Sabu
Hardcore Holly
Monty Brown
Kevin Thorn & Ariel
CM Punk
Sylvester Terkay & Elijah Burke
Matt Striker
Kelly Kelly & Trinity

Looks like he's going to be in ECW.

[jindrak]

So...ECW gets Bobby Lashley with actual charisma.

[Jordan]

Monty Brown! Monty Brown! Monty Brown!

[Avenger]

At least this means that should I start watching RAW again I won't have to see his stupid ass.

[ron the dial]

Another guy that they can ship off to RAW or SmackDown! after a few weeks.

Seriously, though, I hope that they actually do something with Monty Brown. I may not like him, but I can definitely see the potential that he has to make it in WWE.

[The Ravishing One]

:nono:

[OverTaker]

Why the long face?

[HardKore]

Wonder if he will have to pay his dues and job to Holly?:rofl:

[Kane Knight]

Finally, someone credible for CM Pun k to job to!

[Corkscrewed]

ROFL, I can't wait for them to team Lashley and Brown together.

[Stickman]

Wow, even more reason to not watch.

[BobBitchen]

Wow, even more reason to not watch.
x2

[Kane Knight]

ROFL, I can't wait for them to team Lashley and Brown together.

Wow, I can't wait to not watch that.

[ClockShot]

Damn. And here I thought it would be tonight.

[M-A-G]

They either team him Lashley or he feuds with him. Black on black violence sells you know. Just look at Cena vs. Booker T.

[The Naitch]

I'm surprised to see Ariel in ECW

[The Naitch]

ECW could still work if they kept Sabu and Sandman near the main event. RVD too.

[Stickman]

ECW could still work if they kept Sabu and Sandman near the main event. RVD too.

I really don't think so. They should rename it heat or something if they want it to work.

[Xero]

Before the year is up I have to believe that it'll be renamed something pretty generic, like "WWE Allstars", and get rid of the ECW branding all together.

[Xero]

Okay, that was pretty damn retarded.

I watched ECW tonight JUST to see Brown. And for those who missed it, his name is now "The Alpha Male" Marquis Cor Von. He got a bit of a TNA chant.

Thing that got me was his promo. At first I honestly thought they were going the Scott Hall invasion-type of deal.

So yeah, pretty shitty on WWE's part.

[Kane Knight]

Maruis Cor Von?

[ron the dial]

That was a pretty sick Pounce that he delivered tonight, but otherwise his debut was pretty:-\

And the name change is retarded. Marquis Cor Von? Come the fuck on.

[Batsu]

And the name change is retarded. Marquis Cor Von? Come the fuck on.

Either this is a retarded joke on WWE's part, or they're trying their damndest not to draw any attention to TNA ...or they're being annoying and making sure wrestlers can't make any money off their gimmicks after they tank and they go elsewhere.

We know that's Monty Brown, dammit. WWE made a big deal about him coming to WWE.... as Monty Brown on their website.

And then to go and call him Marquis Corvon?

Gay, gay, gay.

Someone should go into WWE Creative's offices and Rick James the lot of those asswipes.

[Kane Knight]

They're teaming him up with the Boogeyman and Shannon Moore, in their new gimmicks the "Lord Sissypants" and "Duke du Dyke," Respectively.

[Xero]

And they all live in sections of Disney Land.

[xXSabUXx]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29272/3977056
POUNNNNNNCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Debut = http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/tvshows/ecw/3909446/3975578/0116mb

[KingofOldSchool]

I want to hear him call Mark Henry a "hippophant."

[Xero]

I don't know if it's because I just woke up or what, but ROFL at "hippophant"...

[Kane Knight]

I want to hear him call Mark Henry a "hipporoterothopter!."

[Better Than You]

This is the best news ever. WWE shitting all over TNA talent. Awesome. His name was good enough for TNA, but not WWE. The Pounce could beat guys in TNA, but not WWE. God I hate Montey Brown, I'm so glad they're going to make him look retarded.

If they want to have any chance of him getting over they need to change his name to just The Alpha Male. That Cor Von shit aint going nowhere, and I couldn't be happier.

[Kane Knight]

Shitting on talent is just another way to inadvertantly publicise TNA.

[Better Than You]

Sure it is. Even though they in ono way refference TNA and in fact you would have to of actually seen TNA in the first place to realize what they are doing, yeah sure. If you say so.

[.44 Magdalene]

I'm glad to see you satisfied that instead of scouring the indies and hiring any number of genuinely talented wrestlers and giving them a credible push, they may have hired off a TNA guy for the sole purpose of making him look retarded (to spite an admitted handful of TNA fans).

Jesus Christ, some of you people fail at being assholes.

[Better Than You]

Damn right. You underestimate how much I hate Montey Brown. I'll get more enjoyment out of watching them make a joke of Brown then I do watching them give Punk his monster push.

My hatred of Brown is greater than my love of Punk.

[Destor]

LOL, he's not that bad BTY. Seriously.

[Kane Knight]

Sure it is. Even though they in ono way refference TNA and in fact you would have to of actually seen TNA in the first place to realize what they are doing, yeah sure. If you say so.

Wow. Weak argument. You have to have seen TNA? Or, you know, even heard of Monty Brown before. I mean, I know Google's probably beyond you, but since they originally announced his signing...Nah. Nothing.

[Destor]

You both have pretty weak arguments, but that's beside the point. Doing Brown this was makes TNA look weak in comparison, it in no way helps them. Having the pounce be a signiture as opposed to a finisher goes a long way in Kayfabe land.

Some Brown news from PWInsider:

-Monty had a new name because Vince simply wants to own the name and character, so no surprise there. Dave Lagana tried to tell Vince not to change Monty's name. His reasons were common sense, saying that he's a known name, main evented PPVs in the past, and actually played in the Super Bowl in the NFL, and if they changed his name then they wouldn't be able to use that footage to show Monty off. Vince didn't even want to hear any of it, and didn't care at all about any of those reasons. Also, his move will not be called The Pounce anymore either, even though he had Pounce on the back of his tights. The move will be given a new name also.

[McLegend]

We better see the Pounce dance though damnit.

[Xero]

Yeah, I figured they were going to change the Pounce's name.

I'm guessing something similar, like "The LEEEAAAPPP............................. EXCLAMATION MARK!"

[Kane Knight]

Howabout the "prance."

Even sounds like the Pooooounce.

[Xero]

The Poontang Plunge

[loopydate]

Good thing he's not on RAW, or else it would be a "modified clothesline."

[KingofOldSchool]

Good thing he's not on RAW, or else it would be a "modified clothesline."

That's Cena's gimmick.

[Xero]

That's Edge's gimmick.

[Kane Knight]

I can't wait for "Just Jobber" to come out and tell the people already cheering for TNA that he's going to hit his opponent with the "wank."

'Course, no-one will know what this is imitating...

[KingofOldSchool]

That's Donald Trump's gimmick

[Destor]

I can't wait for "Just Jobber" to come out and tell the people already cheering for TNA that he's going to hit his opponent with the "wank."

'Course, no-one will know what this is imitating...I don't even know what he's supposed to immitating in you scenerio...

[Xero]

Is he going to jack off his opponents?

[KingofOldSchool]

The Cum Shot

[KingofOldSchool]

Instant feud with Val Venis right there.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, but Destor, you not understanding something is pretty much par.

[Kane Knight]

Instant feud with Vince McMahon right there.

[Xero]

Can anyone here imagine JR yelling "Off the ropes... THE BAHKKAKE! BAHKKAKE! BAHKKAKE!"

[Kane Knight]

Instant feud with the Masturbating Bear right there.

[Kane Knight]

Can anyone here imagine JR yelling "Off the ropes... THE BAHKKAKE! BAHKKAKE! BAHKKAKE!"

I can now...




....You bastard...

[Destor]

Yeah, but Destor, you not understanding something is pretty much par.Same could be said for you, but I don't have to take pot shots everytime someone interacts with me.

[KingofOldSchool]

Instant feud with Lita right there

[Kane Knight]

You lost that by the time you said "same could be said for you."

[Kane Knight]

Instant feud with Mark Henry right there

What, we're not talking injuries now?

[Testicle]

I can't wait for "Just Jobber" to come out and tell the people already cheering for TNA that he's going to hit his opponent with the "wank."

'Course, no-one will know what this is imitating...


I asume you are reffering to Just Joe.

[Destor]

You lost that by the time you said "same could be said for you."LOL, yeah I guess you wouldn't catch it when you completely miss peoples points. Nevermind.

[Kane Knight]

So, yoru basic argument is "no, you're (insert what was just said about you)." It's always less impactful when it's the cheap knockoff. :)

[ron the dial]

Destor's point (and I agree to some extent) is that you insult people just to insult people. Most of the time it isn't even warranted, no matter how much you think that it is. Almost as if a civil debate is beyond you. Just because you disagree with people doesn't mean that you have to be such a bitch.

[Kane Knight]

I know what his point was.

It doesn't need to be spelled out to me. However, I am wowed by your grasp of the obvious. You can, however, infer either that I don't care about his point, or disagree. I'd honestly lean towards the former, but I wouldn't rule out the latter, just to confuse the slow people who actually feel that, after 9 million TPWWers making the same bitchy comment you just made, there might be any ambiguity. :)

[ron the dial]

I apologize for not being CC and reading so many people making this point in the past. I'll try to brush up on my TPWW history.

[Kane Knight]

It's not like you have to read many posts. The average is 5.

You've read enough of my posts to determine this pattern, yet you somehow think I'm unaware of it. That, alone, is really stupid. That has little to do with what others have said, that's more about having, you know, reasoning skills.

Destor's "point" as you have stated it is the point of a retard with a basic grasp of the obvious--e.g. Destor, a third grade drop out who will die a carny. You making this point really makes me wonder about you, as well. Did you actually expect that I was unaware that I insult people?

Moron. :roll:

(Hey, gotta go with the crowdpleasers)

[ron the dial]

I wasn't assuming that you are unaware. As you said, I've read enough of your posts to know that you are far from an idiot. I guess I was just pointing out that I am aware (proving that I have at least third grade reasoning ability :p ). Not that you care, so I guess there was no point to me posting what I said.

And now I sound like a back-peddling bitch :nono:

[Testicle]

What the fuck makes you such a genius. You spend your entire day on a wrestling website, posting, literaly 50 times a day. Get a life cock sucker.

:|

[Testicle]

:) Look, I can put little smilies in my posts too when I make fun of people.:lol: :rofl: :y: :wtf:


God damn you're gay.:yes:

[.44 Magdalene]

There needs to be just one huge "Bitch Because Kane Knight Hurt My Feelings" thread made and stickied so the knee jerk reaction of "OH FUCK HE CALLED ME A NAME?!?! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO EVERYONE EVER KK" being spread across five to ten posts in every thread will fucking stop.

[Batsu]

-Monty had a new name because Vince simply wants to own the name and character, so no surprise there. Dave Lagana tried to tell Vince not to change Monty's name. His reasons were common sense, saying that he's a known name, main evented PPVs in the past, and actually played in the Super Bowl in the NFL, and if they changed his name then they wouldn't be able to use that footage to show Monty off. Vince didn't even want to hear any of it, and didn't care at all about any of those reasons. Also, his move will not be called The Pounce anymore either, even though he had Pounce on the back of his tights. The move will be given a new name also.

RETARDED.

Fuck outta here, Vince. LOL.

Monty Brown is far from the best wrestler out there, but his finisher/style is totally WWE...but now that Vince has tinkered with it so much, this is going to tank seriously.

[Jeritron]

That bit about him wanting to change the name and tamper with things just to ensure nobody else will ever cash in off him is so ridiculous. Put making your own shit work over worrying about the possibility of the guy succeeding elsewhere down the road. Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

It reminds me of a kid who spits on all the candy just so nobody else can have any.

[owenbrown]

Changing Monty Brown's name has got to be Vinnie Mac's gayest idea ever. :nono:

[ron the dial]

Billy and Chuck? Rico? Or do those honors go to someone else?

[Testicle]

What about james and chad dick?

[Kane Knight]

Billy and Chuck could have had sex on TV live, and be less gay than the Marquis du Sodomme.

[ron the dial]

:lol: