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Rock Bottom
02-16-2004, 11:18 PM
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

First, click that link. Then cut a promo of your favorite wrestler. Copy and paste the translation here, and voila - we have a twelve year old cutting a promo online.

Here's mine.

Original Promo:

FINALLY. The Rock... HAS COME BACK... To RAW. You wanna come out here and run your mouth about The Rock? Well first let The Rock ask you a question. What is your name?

...

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS. The Rock will kick your monkey ass all over RAW! The Rock will kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll have to stick a toothbrush up your ass to brush them. IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALOWWWWWWWWWW, WHAT THE ROCK, IS, COOKIN'.

TRANSLATED PROMO:

FINALY1111!! OMG WTF TEH ROK.!!1!1!11111!1!!!!!11 WTF HAS COMA BAK.11!11!!!!11!11111! OMG WTF 2 RAW!11!111 OMG WTF LOL U WANA COM3 OUT HERA AND RUN UR MOUTH ABOUT TEH ROK????!! WEL FIRST LET DA ROK ASK U A QUESTION11!1111! LOL WUT IS UR NME

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IT?!?!?! OMG DOESNT MATER WUT UR NM3 IS!!111!11 WTF LOL TEH ROK WIL KIK UR MONK3Y AS AL OVAR RAW1!!!111 TEH ROK WIL KIK UR TETH SO FAR DOWN UR THROAT U HAEV 2 STIK A 2THBRUSH UP UR AS 2 BRUSH THEM1!1! LOL IF YA SM3LLLLLLLLLLLALALALOWWWWW WT ROK IS COKIN!!!!1 OMG LOL
The One
02-16-2004, 11:22 PM
That's not funny, it is just annoying. It had alot of potential to be funny, but the over use of LOL, WTF, and OMG killed it. Even 12 years old use those in the right place.
Rock Bottom
02-16-2004, 11:27 PM
You're missing the point.

:nono:
The One
02-16-2004, 11:29 PM
No I'm not missig the point. The point is to offer comical views on internet laguage, however their is giving comidcal views, and spoofing it. I do not engoy, nor do I find spoofs to be funny.
Rock Bottom
02-16-2004, 11:31 PM
That isn't the point... :lol:

Go calm yourself down, judging from looking around at your posts you seem to be on a bitch-fit.
Corkscrewed
02-17-2004, 12:03 AM
Actually, for once, The One is right. It gets old after about... two times. So sorry.
The One
02-17-2004, 12:05 AM
That isn't the point... :lol:

Go calm yourself down, judging from looking around at your posts you seem to be on a bitch-fit.

On a side note, when am I NOT on a bitch fest? My whole life is bitching about things.
Kristanna Vola
02-17-2004, 12:05 AM
Nice try RB :p
Rock Bottom
02-17-2004, 12:24 AM
Meh, I am experiencing net-trend lag.
Vega
02-17-2004, 02:39 AM
Actually, for once, The One is right. It gets old after about... two times. So sorry.
PerfectOne
02-17-2004, 02:43 AM
I thought it was funny....well, at least as funny as some of the captions I see :-\ .
asphyXy
02-17-2004, 03:02 AM
<font color=969696>Terrible.</font>
CANADIAN
02-17-2004, 01:21 PM
TAHT TRANSLA2R IS STUPID!11! OMG WTF

Shut up.
The Dub
02-17-2004, 05:05 PM
Comic relief? More like a couple of minutes of my life that I can't get back. Damn.
thuganomicalcrippler
02-24-2004, 04:39 AM
That is horrible. But I did it anyway. Here goes:

Original John Cena promo:(my own)Yo Yo Yo Chill

Big Show, you're challenging me to a Battle Rap dude, thats not sensible
Dont look at me like that! I'm not edible!
Look at your man boobs man, they're like bulging cuboids,
You go forty days without food you'd still look like Jupiter on steroids!

Translation:
YO YO YO CHIL

BIG SHOW UR CHALANGNG MA 2 A BATLE RAP DUDE TAHTS NOT SANSIBLE
DONT LOK AT ME LIEK TAHT11!!!!1! OMG WTF IMM NOT EDIBLE
LOK11!! AT UR MAN BOBS MAN THEIR LIEK BULGNG U GO FORTY DAYS WITHOUT FOD U STIL LOK LIEK JUPIETR ON ST3ROIDS
Hired Hitman
02-24-2004, 04:44 AM
"HALO IM DA MAN U CANT TEL ME WUT 2 DO UR NOT MAH MOTHAR U FUKNG MOTHER FUKER"

:cool: :D