I miss my Shawn Michaels

[The One]

The coke head, total bitch backstage, manipulative, son of a bitch that he was in the mid 90's. Vince has said it, and I agree, when it comes to performance, I'm not sure Michaels has ever had an equal. And who he is now, it's great don't get me wrong, but it's nothing to what he was. And before someone comes in here whinning and crying about how he is a total prick and wasn't a draw; let me remind you, I am huge fans of Nash and JBL as well, so CLEARLY drawing ability doesn't matter, and quite frankly, I for some reason tend to like the total fuckwits. Anyway, let's all take a second here and reflect on our favorite Heartbreak Kid moments.

[Rob]

The Harris Twins kicking the fucking living piss out of him backstage and getting fired in the process is a personal favourite.

Oh and we can never forget to support the troops for that famous ass whooping in Syracuse.

[Rob]

I still miss The Rockers though.

[Kane Knight]

Michaels may have been a total prick, but I've always loved him. I don't give a shit about backstage shit unless it affects things onscreen. Michaels/Hart I kinda give a shit about, but Michaels has done a lot more good than harm in my opinion.

Still, he's a cock these days, and that's without drugs and with Jesus. So I guess him being a cock has nothing to do with either, or even his performance ability.

[addy2hotty]

I'm still waiting to see any sort of documented evidence, or even a reporter saying he was a gashead/cokehead back then.

Saying it's fact tho, and I agree.

[Rob]

I hated the refusal to work/put over others and the underhanded cunt way he got guys fired but his work in the ring was nothing short of phenominal. And I've still never seen a better tag team than The Rockers.

[redoneja]

The Harris Twins kicking the fucking living piss out of him backstage and getting fired in the process is a personal favourite.


Jacob and Eli Blu beat the shit outta HBK?

[Rob]

Jacob and Eli Blu beat the shit outta HBK?

Aye.

[Mr. JL]

My only question is why did they both have to kick his ass? If they're so big and tough why did both of them need to take him out?

Not that I really care, I'm sure Michaels deserved worse back in those days from reports but still, I have a real problem with people who fight 2 on 1. It just fucking pisses me off.

Unless there is a background story that somehow includes HBK beating up someone in a simular fashion that eventually led to the beating that the Harris Twins gave HBK, but otherwise I'm just going to have to think of the Harris Twins as punks.

[Rob]

I don't know what the prank was but Michaels was pissing enough people off at this point that guys were talking about jumping him when Nash and Hall weren't around (apparently they could care less about Hunter and didn't think Waltman would care). Anyway, he did something to them and they were obviously fed up talking about bashing him up.

I don't agree with 2 on 1 fights either although he had a whooping coming. I have more of a problem with the beating he took in Syracuse though.

[Mr. JL]

Was Syracuse the incident where Michaels got beaten up at some bar by a gang of guys, or is this an entirely different story and situation?

[Rob]

Nah that's it.

[Stickman]

DId HBK actually get beat up in Syracuse or was it just a story line?

I remember thinking it was real when he "blacked out" in the ring against Owen Hart

[Rob]

He got legit beat up.

[Jeritron]

Sunny days.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hey, I give props to Shawn for boinking Tammy back when she was hot.

[Rob]

Shitty thing to steal a man's girlfriend especially when you know him.

[KingofOldSchool]

I thought Chris and Tammy were seperated at the time?

[Jeritron]

I wonder if Shawn Michaels fucked Pam Anderson or Jenny Mcarthy

[KingofOldSchool]

I wonder if Shawn Michaels fucked Pam Anderson or Jenny Mcarthy

Jenny, maybe.

But Pam had Tommy Lee's large cock in her pussy at the time. Why would she want HBK? I doubt he is packing much.

[Jeritron]

Because bitches like that like to play the field. I'm sure she didn't have Tommy Lees cock in her while she was in WWF arenas, which would qualify somebody else to fill the position. If he fucked Jenny McCarthy, hats off to him, I've wanted to fuck her since I was in 5th grade

[Ben Rodrigues]

No one bumps like Shawn did back in the day. He made The Undertaker look like gold. Been watching 1997 PPVs lately :)

[addy2hotty]

It was even reported in UK newspapers about Pammy and Shawn. I think I recall it saying that he got into a fight with her boyfriend at the time, amusingly named Bret Michaels, outside a club or something.

Pretty sure that was before Tommy Lee for her.

[Jura]

In a Nash interview he said that if anyone was tappin Pam then he would have known about it.

[Ben Rodrigues]

In a Nash interview he said that if anyone was tappin Pam then he would have known about it.

Looking out for his buddy? Perhaps his wife is one of them... jealous ones.

[addy2hotty]

In a Nash interview he said that if anyone was tappin Pam then he would have known about it.

and it most certainly would have been Bob Backlund Authorised.

[Rob]

I thought Chris and Tammy were seperated at the time?

Yeah Tammy says that now Chris is dead. Nobody heard of it before. If it were true, she would have admitted it before but she did nothing but deny everything. She is a douchebag anyway. I have zero respect for her now.

As for Michaels banging Pamela Anderson or Jenny McCarthy. Both denied it publically. Anderson had to be reminded who he was and McCarthy still couldn't remember.

[KingofOldSchool]

As for Michaels banging Pamela Anderson or Jenny McCarthy. Both denied it publically. Anderson had to be reminded who he was and McCarthy still couldn't remember.

:lol:

McCarthy can't remember because the Kliq probably drugged her and gang raped her in Vince's office.

[The One]

I think Shawn Michaels rapped Rob's dog or something. It's the only reason he spend a good quarter of his time around here bringing up negative shit about Michaels.

[Rob]

He didn't rape the dog, he just teased him.

Trust me, just being in The Rockers and his phenominal comeback from his back injury (which it really was) will never allow me to hate Shawn Michaels. He says he is sorry for what he did and for the most part I believe him. He still did what he did though and people have the right to remember it. Other guys like Shane Douglas, Chris Candido (before he died) and Vader have the right not to forgive him for anything.

And I actually blame Vince McMahon for a lot of what he did.

[Loose Cannon]

I'm still waiting to see heel HBK again. The Hogan thing was so shit. HBK deserves a lengthy run as a heel World Champion. The guy can still go like nobody else and I don't mean just wrestling skill. Put the belt on him and let Cena chase.

[McLegend]

His heel run against Hogan was awsome.

Yes though there are few things better then Pill Poppin HBK

[Loose Cannon]

It wasn't even a run though. That's why I say it was shit. It was great for like 4 weeks and then thy turn him face again

[Kane Knight]

My only question is why did they both have to kick his ass? If they're so big and tough why did both of them need to take him out?

Not that I really care, I'm sure Michaels deserved worse back in those days from reports but still, I have a real problem with people who fight 2 on 1. It just fucking pisses me off.

Unless there is a background story that somehow includes HBK beating up someone in a simular fashion that eventually led to the beating that the Harris Twins gave HBK, but otherwise I'm just going to have to think of the Harris Twins as punks.

You don't always need to. Sometimes you just do it for fun. Like this fight I was in last week. Me and my buddy jacked the fuck out of this motherfucker who looked at me the wrong way. And then we took his stroller and pushed it out into traffic....

[Kane Knight]

It wasn't even a run though. That's why I say it was shit. It was great for like 4 weeks and then thy turn him face again

Christians can't play heels. That's why Hollywood is full of Jews.