how would you book Bret vs Vince at Wrestlemania?

[The MAC]

if u were given the opportunity to book this fantasy program how would you do it? Lets see some real creativity!

[Dave Youell]

I wouldn't waste my time thinking about it, cos it won't happen

[Arnold HamNegger]

I would have Bret kill Vince in the middle of the ring and then put his soul in the sharpshooter as it's trying to escape his body. When Vince's soul taps out, Undertaker will come out and Last Ride him...BAWGAWD, STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!! :shifty:

Vince's soul would then debut in Hell the following Tuesday in a Title shot against Bobby Lashley.

[Inadequacy]

*ahem* I wouldn't

[Xero]

*Bret stares at Vince.*

Vince: :eek:

*Vince has a heart attack.*

JR: BAHGAWD THE HART ATTACK OF DOOOOOM!

[Stickman]

I wouldn't cuz I dont' want to see Vince wrestle.

[The Naitch]

If they brought in that new Har Foundation, I'd have Vince try to hold them down and screw each and every one of them, then one day Bret Hart makes the save and yeah you can take it from there

[Testicle]

I'd book them in an AK-47 on a pole match and have Vince job.

[The Naitch]

it was pretty sweet when Michaels would play his music twice during his feud with Hulk Hogan

[Schoenauer]

if u were given the opportunity to book this fantasy program how would you do it? Lets see some real creativity!
How would I book this piece of donkey anus? I wouldn't, I'd rather yank all the hairs out of my scrotum than waste time booking this piece of dog shit!

[The MAC]

pretty good.winner is arnold. That sharpshooter on the soul was a stroke of genius!

[FourFifty]

Okay, so what happens is Vince calls out Bret Hart. They hype this up for weeks, and have someone leak that Bret Hart will be at WrestleMania. A few weeks after it's leaked Vince does his whole "I tell people what they like" bit and Bret Hart comes out and hits Vince with a chair from behind. Bret talks about how if Vince wants to give the people what they want, it'll be Bret Hart vs Vince. While Vince is out cold Linda comes out and says since Vince can't answer, she'll answer for him. Yes, Vince vs Bret at WM23.
So cut promos, talk trash, maybe have a match here and there, just to hype it 'till WrestleMania.
At wrestlemania, Vince and Bret are in the ring... The bell rings....
Bret goes down in Vince, sucking him off like a fat chick with a lollypop. After a few minutes Bret Hart bends Vince over, and starts fucking him in the ass right as Vince is starting to take a shit. Donlad Trump comes out and pisses and both Vince and Bret. Bret then jerks off until he explodes, and smacks Donald with his man-juice soaked hand. Donald Trump takes a shit on Vince, Vince starts fucking Bret Hart in the asshole, and then right before he explodes Vince screams "Yea Bitch! Yea Bitch! Ring the bell! Ring the goddamn bell!"
And we call it, The Aristocrats!

[SammyG]

LOL @ FourFifty

[Skippord]

450 wrote a fanfic

[FourFifty]

Oh come on, people buy bigger bullshit than my idea! Just look at all the people who belLIEve in the bible.

[The MAC]

fourfifty admirable effort..and yes the point was to book it in a funny way.. Like bret uses mind control on vince but because of his concussion vince grabs the mic and puts over TNA