Jedi or Corba Kai?

[RP]

I dunno.

[Fignuts]

Jedi.

Come on.

[tucsonspeed6]

What's a cobra kai?

[RP]

What's a cobra kai?


Are you kidding me?

[Jeritron]

I don't even know what a cobra kai is, but I can tell you before you even say it....Jedi.

[RP]

I think you're severly underestimating the Cobra Kai here. Yoda is a great leader, but Kreese wasnt no slouch.

[Jeritron]

Yoda and Obi Wan are two of the greatest fictional characters of all time....

Who the fuck is Kreese and the Cobra Kai? Honestly, please tell me....

[RP]

If you dont know, you probably dont deserve to know. Lets just say they were fierce competitors.

[RP]

http://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/store/images/Cobra_Kai_Karate_Kid_t-shirt2.jpg

[Jeritron]

I wonder if anyone on here knows.

[Jeritron]

If its not listed on Wikipedia, its nothing.

[Jeritron]

omg dude hahahhaa I didn't know it was this

[RP]

Dont let Johnny Lawrence hear you speak of Cobra Kai like that.

[Fignuts]

The Jedi are ancient warriors with crazy ass powers and swords that can cut through anything. Cobra Kai are bunch of suburban kids who are moderatly skilled in karate.

COME ON

[ClockShot]

PUT 'EM IN A BODY BAG JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

STRIKE FIRST! STRIKE HARD! SHOW NO MERCY!

[RP]

Kreese: [at the Cobra Kai dojo] Class, we have visitors. Fall in behind me. Hai!
[approaches Daniel and Miyagi, then speaks to Miyagi]
Kreese: I hear you jumped some of my students last night.
Miyagi: Afraid facts mixed up.
Kreese: You calling Mr. Lawrence a liar?
Miyagi: No call no one nothing.
Kreese: What are you here for, old man?
Miyagi: Come ask leave boy alone.
Kreese: What's the matter, the boy can't take care of his own problems?
Miyagi: One to one problem, yes. FIVE to one problem, too much ask anyone.
Kreese: Is that what's bothering you? The odds? Well, we can fix that. Feel like matching, Mr. Lawrence?
Johnny Lawrence: Yes, sensei!
Miyagi: No more fighting.
Kreese: This is a karate dojo, not a knitting class. You don't come into my dojo, drop a challenge and leave, old man. Now you get your boy on the mat, or you and I will have a major problem.
Miyagi: Too much advantage. Your dojo.
Kreese: Name a place.
Miyagi: Tournament.
Kreese: [laughs] You've got real nerve, old man. Real nerve. But I think we can accomodate you. Can't we, Mr. Lawrence?
Johnny Lawrence: Yes, sensei.
Kreese: Fall in.
[Johnny turns and leaves]
Miyagi: Ask one more small request.
Kreese: Make it fast.
Miyagi: Ask leave boy alone to train.
Kreese: You're a pushy little bastard, ain't ya? But I like that. I like that! All right. No one touches the prima donna until the tournament. Is that understood?
[class responds with "YES SENSEI!"]
Kreese: But if you don't show, it's open season on him... and you.
[they nod at each other]

[Fox]

It's a choice between the light and the dark. On the one side, you learn patience and nobility, and use your powers only for the good of mankind (alienkind... whatever). On the other, you channel your anger into rage, and use that rage to kick the ass of the puny Jersey kid who took your ex, taking names and breaking skulls for your own personal gain.



I'd rather be a Sith. Best of both worlds.

[tucsonspeed6]

So Cobra Kai are they bad kids off of Karate Kid?

I don't remember every detail from the movie, but I think they got their asses handed to them by some random guy dressed up like spiderman.

Compare that to a group of individuals who could drop a piano on your head using only their minds, cut you up with a laser sword, potentially shoot lightning bolts from their hands or choke you to death from across the room, or at the very least make some suburban teenage kid from the 80's (who is just screwing around with karate while they wait for videogames to get good) decide that they don't really want to fight at all using a mind trick.

This thread should be Jedi vs. random guy in a Spiderman outfit

[RP]

Cobra Kai had more powers, like the leg sweep. Can the Jedi " SWEEP THE LEG " ? I dont think so.

[Fignuts]

No, they just cut it right off.

[BigDaddyCool]

Cobra Kai, duh. Jedi are gay.

[Kane Knight]

Didn't Cobra Kai get punked by the "Crane?" Come on. Weak ass fahggots.

[RP]

Cobra Kai would track you down with Cobra Kai motorcycles and take turns performing Cobra Kai karate moves on you while in lots of sand.

DONT UNDERESTIMATE COBRA KAI GUYS!

[Jeritron]

So you like the Colts huh? Well then I guess congrats. I'm from Boston...I guess thats about all I have to say. It feels good the first time, but even better the second and third, too bad you'll never feel those.

[wwe2222]

jedi of course...but this video had me considering otherwise...

www.sweeptheleg.com

[Joey Slugs]

How about Cobra-La?

[ron the dial]

If Daniel-san can take out the Cobra Kai, then they are worth nothing.

Jedi, without a doubt.

[RP]

Those were young Cobra Kai. There are older, wiser Cobra Kai somewhere. They just werent shown on screen.

[ron the dial]

Anakin Skywalker > Johnny Lawrence

Obi Wan Kenobi > John Kreese

Jedi > Cobra Kai

These are simple math proofs.

[RP]

I dont know. John Kreese probably could take Obi Wan with a sweep to the leg.

[ron the dial]

I will give you that the sweep to the leg is a vicious maneuver, unmatched by most Jedi techniques.

[RP]

And Johnny Lawrence has a dirt bike.

[ron the dial]

And he smokes marijuana cigarettes, so he must be cooler than the Jedi.

But the Jedi still have to win.

[RP]

Count Dooko was like 99 years old and he seriously fucked Anakin and Obi wun up at the same time. Comon. Johnny Lawrence would probably crush those guys

[ron the dial]

Johnny and his posse were ruthless enough to destroy Daniel's bike. I still don't see "Strike first, strike hard, no mercy" taking out the Jedi, though.

[RP]

But what happens if they do strike first, strike hard and show no mercy. I think its possible. I mean lets just say Yoda is picking flowers one day and forgets where he left his light sword. Johnny Lawrence comes out of no where with a swift punt to the head. Yoda is concussed and cant use his jedi tricks to get his sword of colorful light and bad graphics. And all of sudden, a stoned out of his mind Johnny Lawrence is showing no mercy on this little turd. Wheres your JEDI if that happens?

[ron the dial]

I don't think that Yoda can be concussed. And even if he can, I don't think that it affects his ability to use his Jedi powers. Plus, if Johnny were stoned he wouldn't stand a chance.

Unless he had his dirt bike. Then all bets are off.

[Loose Cannon]

Star Wars geeks alert.

Cobra Kai 4 Life

[Loose Cannon]

The Cobra Kai can dress up as skeletons and still deliver an ass kicking

[Fignuts]

The Jedi have Samuel Jackson.

Game Over.

[Fox]

JOHNNY LAWRENCE VS. LUKE SKYWALKER

CREESE: Johnny.... sweep the leg.

JOHNNY: ...but...

CREESE: Do you have a problem with that?

JOHNNY: .....no sensei.

CREESE: No mercy.


(they return to the match, and Johnny sends an elbow into Luke's injured left leg)


YODA: Mmm... leg sweep coming, I did not see.

MACE: Luke's fucked now.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j214/robdeer03/th_cobrakaithebomb.jpg

TOMMY: PUT 'EM IN A BODY BAG!!! YEAAAAAHHH!!!

[RP]

WTF! Yodo can be concussed dude. Why do you think he and Obi Wun left when the shit got deep. They could be concussed. Cobra Kai gives people concussions for fun.

[Loose Cannon]

Pledge Allegiance to the Kai. Only the strong allowed.

[tucsonspeed6]

Those were young Cobra Kai. There are older, wiser Cobra Kai somewhere. They just werent shown on screen.


Oh, I see now. This shouldn't be a fight between the Cobra Kai and the Jedi, it should be between the Cobra Kai and the younglings. Now it makes more sense.

[Bad Company]

Jedi. Come on. This isn't even a contest.

[Destor]

LOL @ this thread.

[Destor]

The Jedi have Telekenisis. :roll:

[RP]

Oh, I see now. This shouldn't be a fight between the Cobra Kai and the Jedi, it should be between the Cobra Kai and the younglings. Now it makes more sense.


Man come the fuck on. Theirs young Cobra Kai. I think they called them Cobra Pints or something. Once they turn 16 they can be Cobra Kai and smoke pot and ride dirt bikes in the sand. DONT FUCK WITH COBRA KAI!

[Fignuts]

The Jedi have Samuel Jackson.

Game Over.

[ron the dial]

After much careful consideration, I've decided that I approve of the Cobra Kai. While they may not possess many of the powers inherent in Jedis, their cool factor is out the roof. I would much rather smoke pot, ride dirt bikes, destroy bicycles, and attack people on the beach than levitate things with my mind and wield a light saber. Psh, no contest.

[Fignuts]

What if we combined the two?

Then you could attck people on the beach and ride dirtbikes with lightsabers. And you could smoke pot without using your hands.

[ron the dial]

Cobra Jedkai

[ron the dial]

http://www.mrvintage.co.nz/images/KKID023_LG1.jpg

[Jeritron]

I've become what was once unknown to me. I once was lost, but now I'm found. Was blind, but now I see.

[Fignuts]

Are we including the sith in this? Cause if we are this whole thing is even more ridiculous.

The Emporor would manipulate them into civil war, spread out their ranks and then annhilate them with an army of Daniel-san clones.

[ron the dial]

Let's be realistic here for a moment, shall we. The Cobra Kai can actually exist. Whereas, the Jedi cannot. Cobra Kai win.

Yes, realism.

[Fignuts]

Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've
seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me
believe there's one all-powerful force controlling everything. There's
no mystical energy field that controls my destiny.

[ron the dial]

:y: Han Solo

[Fignuts]

Come back to the light, WX.

[ron the dial]

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/SenseiJohnKreese.jpg

He won't let me.

http://stb.msn.com/i/80/35E1186019222B707B7F77AB7E6977.jpg

Neither will he.

[Fignuts]

Your thoughts betray you, Weapon X. I feel the good in you, the conflict.

You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before and I don't believe you'll destroy me now.

[ron the dial]

You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not fight, then you will met your destiny.

[Fignuts]

You can't win, Weapon X. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

[RP]

Are we including the sith in this? Cause if we are this whole thing is even more ridiculous.

The Emporor would manipulate them into civil war, spread out their ranks and then annhilate them with an army of Daniel-san clones.


JOHN KREESE CREATED THE FUCKING SITH MAN! Kreese and Lawrence used to be sith, then they became Jedi, but then they were like " fuck that, we rather ride dirt bikes in the sand and kick the asses of those who date Elizabeth Shue." So they became Cobra Kai, because thats what Cobra Kai do. They kick asses on dirt bikes. Dont fuck with Elizabeth Shue, you'll get your ass kicked by a Cobra Kai. Pretty simple Fignuts. Might wanna think this over.

[Jeritron]

Maybe I'll become Jeritron1138

[Fignuts]

JOHN KREESE CREATED THE FUCKING SITH MAN! Kreese and Lawrence used to be sith, then they became Jedi, but then they were like " fuck that, we rather ride dirt bikes in the sand and kick the asses of those who date Elizabeth Shue." So they became Cobra Kai, because thats what Cobra Kai do. They kick asses on dirt bikes. Dont fuck with Elizabeth Shue, you'll get your ass kicked by a Cobra Kai. Pretty simple Fignuts. Might wanna think this over.

Dude, did you even watch return of the jedi?

Jedi ride bikes that go like 500 miles per hour. IN FUCKING FORESTS

Thats fuckin hardcore man.

"Oh guys look out! We better slow down our 20 mph dirt bikes so we don't hit that seagull all the way over there in plain sight!"

No contest whatsoever.

[RP]

Fignuts let me ask you this. Do Jedi's have the ability to look like skeletons and humans and sometimes both at the same time?

http://lordvalek.com/pics/cobrakai.jpg

I truely doubt this. Skeletons> 500 mile per hour floating bikes with lasers, everyday.

[Fignuts]

Looks like a fag convention. 99% certain that the kid in the foreground is checking out the other kids package.

[RP]

Lets see...Jedi

http://www.mscalgary.org/SCW%20Gallery/images/team%20jedi.jpg

or

Cobra Kai

http://www.movie-montage.com/images/upload/993.jpg

Yah

[ron the dial]

lol Team Jedi

[RP]

I dont think Team Jedi stands a chance against Cobra Kai.

[Fignuts]

Those are clearly not Jedi.

[ron the dial]

They could have fooled me. That lady in the front with the limp light saber is a spot on example of a Jedi.

[RP]

What? How are they not Jedi? They clearly have a sign claiming that they are Team Jedi. How many teams do the Jedi have? I'm 100% positive that the dude with the fanny pack is a Jedi for sure. They do have light swords.

[ron the dial]

Holy shit, he's got a fanny pack AND sweat pants. And possibly Down Syndrome. Jedi material.

[RP]

I think they are all fierce Jedi's, just not nearly as fierce as Cobra Kai Pints.

[Fignuts]

Regardless of if they are jedi or not, I'd bet money they could still kick cobra kai's ass. That fat guy's legs are like tree trunks. You ain't sweepin shit.

[ron the dial]

Cobra Kai sweep redwoods on a daily basis. And that's just a warm up. They then move on to small buildings, sweeping the foundation right out from under them. Their main focus now is on sweeping the ocean floor, thus destroying the world.

[RP]

Ummm. One sweet of the leg by Kreese and all those Jedi will be on there asses. Kreese sweeps tree trunks for a recreational event.

[RP]

Cobra Kai is actually the terrorist on season 6 of 24. Those arent nukes going off. Thats Cobra Kai leg sweeping houses and cars and lots of other big things that shouldnt normally be sweeped.

[Fignuts]

Cobra Kai is actually the terrorist on season 6 of 24. Those arent nukes going off. Thats Cobra Kai leg sweeping houses and cars and lots of other big things that shouldnt normally be sweeped.

Yeah, one quick slice of a lightsaber, and you've got no legs to sweep with. I don't know if you've ever seen starwars, but if there's one thing jedi excel at, its chopping off limbs.

Weapon X will back me on this.

[ron the dial]

I honestly can't argue with that.

But, this is assuming that you're legs haven't already been swept. Not much you can do on your back, besides get fucked. But not literally. Cobra Kai don't swing that way.

[Fignuts]

How are you even gonna sweep the leg, if you cant even get close? Jedi can throw their lightsabers and control it with the force. They would take out a whole dojo with one freaking toss.

[ron the dial]

You underestimate the power of the sweep, Fignuts.

[Fignuts]

You equally underestimate the power to drop a dunkin donuts on your fucking head using mind powers.

[ron the dial]

Until we actually battle, I don't think that their will be an answer to this scenario. You bring your lightsaber, I'll bring my dirt bike, and we'll fucking xXxTHROWDOWNxXx

[RP]

When Fignuts see's your dirtbike, he'll try to protect himself with his Jedi fanny pack.

[Fignuts]

Why stop there?

Jedi could easily defend themselves with a swatch watch if they were up against cobra kai.

[Jeritron]

How are you even gonna sweep the leg, if you cant even get close? Jedi can throw their lightsabers and control it with the force. They would take out a whole dojo with one freaking toss.

You my friend, are taking this dead serious.

[Fignuts]

Like Cobra Kai takes it in the butt.

From eachother.

[Jeritron]

I swept your girlfriends pussy with my dick

[Fignuts]

That doesnt make sense.

[RP]

You wouldnt understand. Its a Cobra Kai thing. Jedi dont know anything about pussy.

[Fignuts]

Pretty sure his comment was made from complete ignorance of the female anatomy. Since Cobra Kai are all virgins.

Unless you count male butt sex.

[RP]

Cobra Kai took there turns with Elizabeth Shue. Jedi got stuck with some chick with hamburger buns on her ears and a sickly looking Natalie Portman. Elizabeth Shue has nice titties btw. Cobra Kai have probably sprayed many loads on them.

[Fignuts]

She was just there as a cover so the public wouldnt find out about their "late night training" sessions.

[RP]

She was just there as a cover so the public wouldnt find out about their "late night training" sessions.


No. You want to know the real reason why Annakin got his arm cut off? Its because he was caught using the dark force to cloud Yoda's mind so Yoda wouldnt detect Annakin jerking him off while he was asleep.

And Annakin was totally molested by the emperor. It was so obvious. The kid liked it. It was like a Dakota Fanning rape scene without the rape. Obi Wun probably watched a couple of times. They didnt send him to different galaxies to investigate shit. They sent Obi Wun to different galaxies so he's stop stroking Annakins cock everytime everyone turned there backs. They couldnt ask Annakin to tattle tale cause it was the best moments of Annakins day. The kid became evil cause Obi Wun stroked out all the good.

[Fignuts]

Jedi are too busy killing giant praying mantis armies and cutting off arms to participate in the homosexual activities that the Cobra Kai are so well known for.

I mean look at Kreese in this pic.
http://img15.imgspot.com/u/05/330/22/cobrakai1133150160.jpg
Pretty sure he MAKES time to molest his students.

[RP]

Dude he's an evil Cobra Kai. He has to give evil looks to everyone or else the Cobra Pints will start acting like the asshole on the right. See what you didnt see in the film was when Kreese sweeped the fuck out that smiling fags face. That kid is now a Jedi btw. He's in Team Jedi for sure. Cobra Kai is serious business and you Fignuts are just another Team Jedi trying to bring a Cobra Kai down cause you have fanny packs and plastic swords that glow when shown on camera. Whoopidydooo. Cobra Kai dont need weapons or mind control. Just dirt bikes. Fast ones. That drive in sand. And Elizabeth Shue rides on the back of them.

Didnt Jedi get worked over by a bunch of mindless clones? If Jedi has all this abilitly how the fuck can a Jedi be shot in the face. Seriously, thats the funniest thing ever about JEDI. They do all this crazy cool shit like flip and make shit float and think really hard and shit, but then they get into some type of combat and they start doing all that shit and BOOM shot in the face. Just like that. Dead Jedi.

Cobra Kai would never get shot in the face cause Cobra Kai would be on the ground sweeping the leg. Thats just what Cobra Kai does. Jedi get shot in the face. Fuck Jedi.

[Joey Slugs]

Kreese leg swept Chuck Norris... 'nuff said.

[Fignuts]

Didnt Jedi get worked over by a bunch of mindless clones? If Jedi has all this abilitly how the fuck can a Jedi be shot in the face. Seriously, thats the funniest thing ever about JEDI. They do all this crazy cool shit like flip and make shit float and think really hard and shit, but then they get into some type of combat and they start doing all that shit and BOOM shot in the face. Just like that. Dead Jedi.

.


The jedi order was only temporarily defunct. And it was made so by a genius plot from a guy who had mystical AND political powers of a god. And he used an army which consisted of clones of the deadliest bounty hunter in the galaxy.

Cobra Kai was destroyed by a 16 year old kid from the bronx who was trained in like two weeks by a freaking gardner.

[ron the dial]

That did not destroy the Cobra Kai. As you can see, they are still alive and sweeping.

[Fignuts]

That did not destroy the Cobra Kai. As you can see, they are still alive and sweeping.

Sweeping up the men's bathroom at burger king, maybe.

[Shaved Monkey]

You guys have to be the largest collection of geeks that I have ever seen. :love:

This was one of the best threads ever.

[Loose Cannon]

Fignuts has crushes on female posters here. Oh, and he's a fan of the Jedi's.

[Fignuts]

Better than having crush's on men like all you cobra kai homos.

I'll bet the thought of getting double teamed by Funky and Thrilla excites you LC.

[ron the dial]

Hold on, I can insinuate that you're gay, too.

I bet that you like it in the butt, queer.

Ha! Take that one, Fagnuts (which is a very original rendition of your name, I know)!

[Fignuts]

If the pic wouldn't get deleted by mods I would prove my point by posting a pic of a giant cock. That way you would bang your head on your moniter in an attempt to suck it, and come to the horrible realization that above all else, Cobra Kai's number one teaching is the joy of sucking eachothers dicks.

[ron the dial]

FALSE. And there's not much more I have to say than that.

[RP]

If the pic wouldn't get deleted by mods I would prove my point by posting a pic of a giant cock. That way you would bang your head on your moniter in an attempt to suck it, and come to the horrible realization that above all else, Cobra Kai's number one teaching is the joy of sucking eachothers dicks.


First of all, AT and FF are Cobra Kai? Hmm i dont think so. Second, Cobra Kai dont suck dick. Theirs never been one dick sucking case reported in the Cobra Kai camp. Not one Fignuts. On the other hand, its been widely rumored that after Luke Skywalker massaged his own sisters clit, he sucked Han Solo off for a free ride back to Planet Jedigayfuckfesttron or whereever he's from. I'm pretty positive these are documented incidents. Vader wanted his son dead cause his son liked to suck light off the saber if you know what i mean.

[RP]

Luke Skywalker is alot like Christopher Columbus. We thought he was this great guy who did amazing things for his country/galaxy, but 30 years later, comes to find out that all these Ewoks start stepping forward claiming they were fondled and molested and raped in there poor little Ewok asses by Luke Skywalker. Alot like Columbus did to the Indians. Sexxing his own sister wasnt enough for him. He had to rape Ewoks? Comon man. Thats weak. Jedi suck. Raping Ewoks is just wrong.

http://www.highadmiral.de/sis/species/ewoks.jpg

Look at these guys man. They're scared to death. Hiding in bushes and shit. They dont know when Luke's gunna kick down the door and start raping the shit out of there furry fragile holes. Its pathetic man. Cobra Kai has alot more honor then that. Cobra Kai dont rape innocent Ewoks. Argument over really.

[Loose Cannon]

lol

[Anybody Thrilla]

I tried to join Cobra Kai, but Elizabeth Shue doesn't do black guys.

[Jeritron]

Cobra Kai has no room for anything but an Aryan race.

[ron the dial]

I would disagree, but I fear the wrath of Master Kreese.

[Jeritron]

He's been known to sweep legs like the Kansas City Royals
(rehash)

[Loose Cannon]

The Kai doesn't take shit during gym class either. You wanna be a tough guy during a gym class soccer game? Well how about a bruised face courtesy of Mr. Lawrence and the Kai.

[Jeritron]

fuckin right

[RP]

Yah you especially dont fuck with Cobra Kai in gym class. Thats like hugging a Cobra...you'll get bit...by Cobra... Kai. Bitches.

[tucsonspeed6]

http://www.movie-montage.com/images/upload/993.jpg

Angelface here is gonna take out a Jedi? Come on. He's too.....BLONDE!

[Loose Cannon]

oh yes, that guy was a fucking psycho.

[Fignuts]

This was fun.

[McLegend]

Cobra Kai will never die.