The Great Khali = Kurrgan

[Gertner]

Watching an old tape I've come to the conclusion that they are the same person. The way they no sell moves, the way they talk is scary how much they are alike.

[Kane Knight]

Shows what you know. He's actually the original Kane. You know there have been four of him, right?

[Jeritron]

Strange you make this thread, I thought of this the other day.

[Lock Jaw]

They even have the same attire:
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kurrgan/08.jpg

[Jeritron]

nah, Khali wears pajama pants.

[Xero]

Strange you make this thread, I thought of this the other day.

[Kane Knight]

Strange you make this thread, I thought ARGBRAGALALA KHALI URG ROBLAGANDA KURGAN

[Blue Demon]

^^ :rofl:

[Testicle]

Kurragan>Khali

[Kane Knight]

Kurragan>Khali

Mildew?Khali. And I was one of the "Well, give him a chance" people.

[Jeritron]

It just makes me appreciate how unique guys like Kane and Big Show really are. 7 ft beasts who have fully functioning brains and charisma, as well as something resembling in ring skill are few and far between.

[Boondock Saint]

lol Kurrgan.

[Rammsteinmad]

LMAO!!! I actually remember that guy. OMG lol, they do look very similar. :lol:

[Destor]

This is the guy I thought this thread was about:

http://pokerblog.paradisepoker.com/media/66/20060513-the%20kurgan.jpg

[Kane Knight]

This is the guy I thought this thread was about:

http://pokerblog.paradisepoker.com/media/66/20060513-the%20kurgan.jpg

It also left a decapitated body lying on the floor next to his own severed head. A head which at this time, has no name.

AHGF GHNB FNBDB DFADFLGL NAME!

[Jura]

There can be only one! Whoooosh.

Here we are! Born to be kings,
We're the Princes of the universe.
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings.
I have no rival, no man can be my equal.
Take me to the future of your world!

[Kane Knight]

Fuck that. Kurgan's Theme (Gimme the Prize)>Princes of the Universe.

[Jura]

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[Destor]

As you kids would say, Highlander is the 'GOAT' in the relm of movie soundtracks.

[Kane Knight]

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Random aside, I really wish they had released the soundtrack cuts.

[Kane Knight]

Also, LOL at them including images of the Lambert/Mercury "swordfight"

[TerranRich]

I overheard a conversation between Umaga and Khali. Afterward, I had to wipe my face with a towel from all the spit, and my head hurt like hell.

[Stickman]

It just makes me appreciate how unique guys like Kane and Big Show really are. 7 ft beasts who have fully functioning brains and charisma, as well as something resembling in ring skill are few and far between.

I have a hard time believing Kane is 7 feet

[Kane Knight]

If he's 7' tall, my dick is like 15" long.

[Jeritron]

He's like 6'11", 6'10" at the very least.

[lort]

I can't wait for a new Human Oddities maybe we'll get a Khali Shuffle.

:shifty:

[Kane Knight]

IMDB lists Jacobs as 6'8"
Wikpedia says 6'9"

I'm prone to believe these are realistic. Otherwise, Calloway would actually have to be taller than 7'.

[TerranRich]

Yeah I know Mark Calloway! He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka, and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi!

[Anybody Thrilla]

The difference is we weren't ever worried about Kurrgan becoming a champion.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What Khali needs is a stable, something like this:

http://www.wrestlingworld.it/Historical/stablegallery/humanoddities.jpg

Also, forget about Kurrgan, what ever happened to Silva? Look how much bigger he is than Kurrgan.

[Linkbowler]

Yeah I know Mark Calloway! He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka, and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi!

HE'S A SON OF A BITCH!

[Jeritron]

I always thought Kane was taller than Undertaker. I certainly don't see Kane being 6'8".

[Jeritron]

LOL at Giant Silva

[Lock Jaw]

LOL: December 31, 2006--K-1�s Kyosera Dome Show: Giant Silva defeated Akebono by Submission in a quick fight in Osaka, Japan.

[Destor]

I always thought Kane was taller than Undertaker. I certainly don't see Kane being 6'8".Kane wears three-inch padded boots, opposed to the usual 2 inch that most guy wear.

[Kane Knight]

Kane wears three-inch stiletto heels, opposed to the usual 2 inch that most guy wear.

[TerranRich]

Giant Silva looks like a retarded version of the guy that played Robert Barone in Everybody Loves Raymond.

[Kane Knight]

LOL I never noticed that.

[Jura]

What Khali needs is a stable, something like this:

http://www.wrestlingworld.it/Historical/stablegallery/humanoddities.jpg

Also, forget about Kurrgan, what ever happened to Silva? Look how much bigger he is than Kurrgan.
http://www.oddjack.com/gambling/images/garrett_brad2.jpg

[jhfan1]

LOL, I could just imagine Khali in The Oddities or Truth Commision.

[TerranRich]

LMAO, I had to:

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/3532/odditiesrobertjy9.jpg

[Jura]

lol I was thinking of doing that but I changed my mind.

[RP]

http://xc1.xanga.com/c6ba9b5371c3279466174/z54015335.jpg

NO KHALI CHOP! DIS BE GOOFY PLAYFUL KHALI! ROAR

[TerranRich]

Ashley Revealed...to be Khali's love slave.

AURHIRGHURGHURGGG ASHLEY GRIGHRIHSORIHGSIGGSGHUH POONANNY HSUFHFUHDSFUUURGUSRGHUGHSG WOODY RRUGH!!

[Corkscrewed]

http://xc1.xanga.com/c6ba9b5371c3279466174/z54015335.jpg

NO KHALI CHOP! DIS BE GOOFY PLAYFUL KHALI! ROAR
There the start of your Poon-Jabi's stable...