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Fox
02-04-2007, 01:22 AM
So I work at a T-Mobile call center. I'm on the call with some guy, probably in his twenties or late teens at least.

HIM: Yeah, I really need my phone turned on man, cause I'm goin off to boot camp soon and I gotta be able to get in touch with my peeps.

ME: Yeah, definitely. I can totally understand that.

(they make us talk like this)

ME: So, what part of the military?

HIM: The Marines man; I'm a marine.

ME: Oh, cool, my best friend is in the ROTC for the Marines.

HIM: Like John Cena. Chain Gang, Boy! Y'know?

ME: :|



Just thought I'd share that.

Jeritron
02-04-2007, 01:26 AM
wow

El Fangel
02-04-2007, 01:33 AM
So Cena got one dumbfuck to join the army with his movie. Hopefully he will realize Cena isn't real, and that joining the army these days is retarded to say the least.

Corkscrewed
02-04-2007, 02:39 AM
Ahahahahaha!!!

But with luck, he'll no-sell IED attacks and help crush the Iraqi resistance. I mean, seriously. Could you imagine an army of Cenas in Iraq? They'd be indestructible, and that would mean the terrorists would lose!!

Hey, that makes a good Scene...

the wwe champion
02-04-2007, 05:03 AM
groovy

Gray
02-04-2007, 05:47 AM
Ewww T-Mobile. Saying that i work for O2 so i cant fucking talk.

Much.

:'(

Rammsteinmad
02-04-2007, 09:00 AM
:rofl:

I'm gonna become a psychopathic killer! Kane baby! Yeah!

Kane Knight
02-04-2007, 09:10 AM
Ahahahahaha!!!

But with luck, he'll no-sell IED attacks and help crush the Iraqi resistance. I mean, seriously. Could you imagine an army of Cenas in Iraq? They'd be indestructible, and that would mean the terrorists would lose!!

Hey, that makes a good Scene...

"BAH GAWD! CENA HAS OVERCOME THE ODDS FOR THE FOUR HUNDRE AND FIFTIETH CONSECUTIVE DAY!"

Xero
02-04-2007, 09:33 AM
Wow, never thought of the movie or Cena as a recruitment tool.

Xero
02-04-2007, 09:39 AM
Also, LOL, they make you talk like that? What the fuck is this world coming to?

The second I have a business pick up and say "Yo what up" I'm going to give up.

Tornado
02-04-2007, 12:47 PM
Ewww T-Mobile. Saying that i work for O2 so i cant fucking talk.

Much.

:'(


Oh Buh-ZING!

Splaya
02-04-2007, 12:48 PM
Wow, never thought of the movie or Cena as a recruitment tool.


Subliminal messages

Dorkchop
02-04-2007, 04:11 PM
SMOOOOOKE

Xero
02-04-2007, 04:16 PM
Are ya smokin' yet!?

Afterlife
02-04-2007, 05:23 PM
Wow, never thought of the movie or Cena as a recruitment tool.

"Tool" is definitely a word I associate with John Cena.

Kane Knight
02-04-2007, 06:39 PM
Just not recruitment. Or Power.

Or handy.