Batista is Lame

[the wwe champion]

This guy is really awful. Since his injury he has become bad to worse.
He had one of the most awful matches at summer slam and survivor series
All he does is those babby stepped clotheslines, awfull spinebuster and
the new lame batista bomb. Cena is better than Dave atleast he shows
some passion for the buisness. He is awful with the mic. He has lost
his old school hard hitting animal style. He can't survive alone without
HHH and Flair. The Lion is old now he needs a stable sort of thing.
Post on People.

[Jeritron]

dude....watch....

[Jeritron]

"This guy is really awful. Since his injury he has become bad to worse. He had one of the most awful matches at summer slam and survivor series All he does is those babby stepped clotheslines, awfull spinebuster and the new lame batista bomb. Cena is better than Dave atleast he shows some passion for the buisness. He is awful with the mic. He has lost his old school hard hitting animal style. He can't survive alone without HHH and Flair. The Lion is old now he needs a stable sort of thing. Post on People."

[Jeritron]

Try it sometime.

[Corkscrewed]

Why does he have to conform to what normal
people tend to do and type all the way to the
edge of the borders? Can't he prove how
amazingly awesome and unique he is by doing
his typing all the way to some invisible border
that only he and his invisible friends can see?
What if his house is rigged to blow up when he
types past that line? Wouldn't that be terrible?
How would you feel if you knew you made his
house blow up by pressuring him into writing
out of his comfortable invisible box? It's like you
want him to come out of his cell or something.
Shame on you for making sense!! Why can't you
just think like a STUPID NOOB and let things be,
no matter how little sense they make???

[Corkscrewed]

:shifty:

[Ben Rodrigues]

I highly disapprove of this style of layout.

[Skippord]

Its like he is writing
some sort of sonet
or something
.

[D Mac]

The Animal Rulz!!!111111111111

[Kane Knight]

This type is really atrocious. Since its injury he has come be evil to worse.
The it had one of the most atrocious equals in the blow of the summer
and the series of survivor All he causes is those babby took a step the cords
to spread the clothes, spinebuster of awfull and the new one batista lame
they bombard.
Having supper is better than atleast of Dave he shows some passion for the
buisness. The he is atrocious with the mic. The he has lost his old school
striking harshly the animal style. The he cannot survive only without HHH and
Gift. The Lion is old now he needs a fixed type of the thing. Announce in People.

[Dorkchop]

I will be an ass here, but also agree with the original idea of this thread about
Bastista being lame. I find him completely and utterly boring. He's only semi not
completely boring as hell when he's chasing the title... but that mainly has to do
with the guy he's feuding with. I didn't like missing Smackdown when King
Bookah was the champ. Ever since Batista won the title back, I've barely paid
attention the their main even scene... or Smackdown all together. He will
never put on a five star match. He's boring on the mic, and can never give
the Batista bomb properly.

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[Kane Knight]

I will be a burro here, but I will agree also with the original idea of this
thread about Bastista that is lame. I find it that boring totally and
completely. The it is only middle not boring completely as hell when he
pursues the title... but that has to do with mainly al type that fights with.
I did not want to lose Smackdown when King Bookah was the champion.
Never since Batista gained the back of the title, I have attended barely the
its main constant scene... or Smackdown all at once. The never it will
put a five equal of the star. The it bores in the microcomputer, and never
can give the bomb of Batista appropriate.

[Sting Fan]

I cant even read that shit it annoys me so much.

[Johnny Vegas]

l
o
l

[Testicle]

Don't let the sock get to you.

[Xero]

Got to love who that one's coming from.

[The Power]

The Power likes Batista because Batista has The Power...RRRAARR SNNOORRTTTT *flails arms*

[Savio]

:shifty:Yeah thats how my eyes go when I read his posts too.

I agree with him though.

[Jeritron]

Don't let the sock get to you.

Now if I take that advice, and I'm in fact then allowing that to happen? This is racking my brain...

[The One]

I want to know what
BatistaBOMBED has
to say about this post
of wwe champion. I
bet he wouldn't like
it.

[Xero]

I bet
he w-
ould
Batis-
taBo-
mb i-
t!

[Londoner]

Batista
may be
lame
but
he
isn't
as lame
as your
thread
or
posting
style
.

[Jeritron]

I love how
I released
the hound-
s on him.

[Destor]

Seriously,
you may not like Batista,
but he's over huge.
MASSIVE.
Batista = Money,
why would'nt you push the guy?

[Jeritron]

G
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V
E

H
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M

A

B
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A
K
really tho
Seriously tho
afterall,the poor
kid is just trying to
type orginally and be
in his own world.
in fact, I think
all of his posts
may actually b
e some kind of
coded message
or subliminal im-
ages regarding
his hero and life
time favorite wr-
estler, the imm-
ortal Brock Les-
nar. I just haven
't figured it all out.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah bro, Batista sucks.

[Corkscrewed]

Encoded message? Lets see...


This guy is really awful. Since his injury he has become bad to worse.
He had one of the most awful matches at summer slam and survivor series
All he does is those babby stepped clotheslines, awfull spinebuster and
the new lame batista bomb. Cena is better than Dave atleast he shows
some passion for the buisness. He is awful with the mic. He has lost
his old school hard hitting animal style. He can't survive alone without
HHH and Flair. The Lion is old now he needs a stable sort of thing.
Post on People.

That's HHP?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HHP?????

[Xero]

Hip Hop Primate?

[SammyG]

ughhh close this thread.

[Kane Knight]

Encoded message? Lets see...



That's HHP?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HHP?????

Her Hemaroid Problem.

[TerranRich]

It's a toss-up as to what pisses me off more... people that type like they're writing a poem, or People That Type Every Word Capitalized Like It's A Damn Movie Title.

Oh, how I wish that I could be,
a better poster than CC,
Oh, how I wish that I could not,
Suck so bad I'd rather rot,

When I was just a young boy,
My father never knew,
How much I sucked so bad,
And just how much I blew

~ e e cumming all over your face

[TerranRich]

Encoded message? Lets see...



That's HHP?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HHP?????
THAT'S IT!!!

the wwe champion is sending us subliminal messages! Everybody, decipher all of the wwe champion's previous posts to find out...

The daDumbAss Code

[Xero]

http://tpww.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1598694&postcount=8

This post proves conclusively that he is Anybody Thrilla.

[Kane Knight]

It's a toss-up as to what pisses me off more... people that type like they're writing a poem, or People That Type Every Word Capitalized Like It's A Damn Movie Title.

Oh, how I wish that I could be,
a better poster than CC,
Oh, how I wish that I could not,
Suck so bad I'd rather rot,

When I was just a young boy,
My father never knew,
How much I sucked so bad,
And just how much I blew

~ e e cumming all over your face

Totally inauthentic. Too much punctuation, not enough endjamming, etc. etc. I give you an F minus minus. :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

http://tpww.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1598694&postcount=8

This post proves conclusively that he is Anybody Thrilla.

That's racist, man. :nono: