View Full Version : What's left on Vince's "List of Things I Need To Do Before I Die"..
So, Vince has done the following.
- Owns a Billion dollar wrestling promotion
- Is a world-famous promoter
- Has branched out into other fields
- Bought out his competitors
- Has wrestled
- Has won the Royal Rumble
- Has won the WWF Championship
- Has been the central point of WWE storylines for 10 years
And more, of course. But this isn't about what he HAS done, what is LEFT for him to do before he dies?
Londoner
02-04-2007, 12:34 PM
Kill WWE.
Squash every face that the fans care about.(cm punk/rvd..etc)
Bury ECW for good.
Kane Knight
02-04-2007, 12:37 PM
Make wrestling as popular an entertainment venture as live PPV pedophilia.
Savio
02-04-2007, 12:41 PM
Destroy his own company before he dies.
Pardeep 619
02-04-2007, 12:44 PM
- Purchase Madison Square Garden
- Become a mainstream celebrity
- Become U.S. President
- Become the richest man in the world
Londoner
02-04-2007, 12:49 PM
Kill himself.
Indifferent Clox
02-04-2007, 01:48 PM
Appear completely nude spouting out racial slurs and the F word on live cable TV.
Edit: while masturbating on Children.
Edit 2: and fucking Triple H in the ass
Edit 3: Live Incest Show
The One
02-04-2007, 01:52 PM
Kiss his own ass.
Londoner
02-04-2007, 02:20 PM
Have his head shoved up Donald Trumps ass.
Djscorpion
02-04-2007, 02:52 PM
Bang Trish Stratus?
leno40
02-04-2007, 03:08 PM
Bang Trish Stratus?
Well, he made out with her in front of his wife on tv.
Jeritron
02-04-2007, 03:28 PM
Every horny, desperate, never been kissed virgin who comes on here always bring up kayfabe relationships and divas and acts like these things are life changing events in the life of a person who isn't clammoring to get laid for the first time.
Corkscrewed
02-04-2007, 04:07 PM
What about the obvious one?
Buy TNA.
Rammsteinmad
02-04-2007, 04:27 PM
Dye his hair.
Jeritron
02-04-2007, 04:28 PM
TNA will be his, oh yes, It will be his.
Corkscrewed
02-04-2007, 04:37 PM
Dye his hair.
Have his penis dipped in gold.
Have his penis dipped in gold.
Have his balls castrated and squeezed, just to prove that they are, indeed, grapefruits.
Kane Knight
02-04-2007, 04:43 PM
Kiss his own ass.
He's done that one. It's called "Raw."
Russenmafia
02-04-2007, 05:48 PM
Surgically remove items from J.R's ass.
Oh Wait............
Johnny Vegas
02-05-2007, 10:06 AM
A diet water from Sonic
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