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St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 07:29 PM
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Decision at hand
By Louie Dee
Written: February 3, 2007

February is full of holidays; from Groundhog Day to St. Valentine’s Day to President’s Day, the shortest month of the year is chock full of observances. This Monday will be the 2007 observance of what has become a yearly WWE holiday: Royal Rumble Match Winner Decision Day.

As first reported by WWE Mobile Alerts, right when Raw kicks off Monday night at 9/8 CT on the USA Network, Undertaker will make his choice as to which championship he will challenge for in the main event of WrestleMania 23. Over the past week, he has shown up on all three brands to stare down their respective champions, instilling in each one a heightened sense of alertness that they could be staring down the Deadman on April 1.

Last week on Raw, The Phenom appeared on the entrance stage; while engulfed in a wall of flames, he stared down WWE Champion John Cena at the close of the show, leading Raw fans to believe that The Champ would be his WrestleMania target. The following night on ECW on Sci Fi, however, ECW World Champion Lashley found himself face-to-face with the Phenom, causing ECW die hards to think that Undertaker would pay a visit to the Land of the Extreme at WrestleMania.

Undertaker’s final appearance came on his “home” brand, SmackDown. As Cena, Shawn Michaels and World Heavyweight Champion Batista argued in the ring, The Phenom emerged from the shadows once again to come face-to-face with the two champions and the Showstopper. It was then that WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon also announced the main event for No Way Out: Cena & Michaels vs. Batista & Undertaker in an inter-promotional challenge.

When No Way Out rolls around, there is a 67 percent chance that Undertaker will be in the same ring as his WrestleMania opponent. It could be his partner or it could be one of his opponents…and of course, it could be Bobby Lashley, who would no doubt be watching intently.

Whatever his choice is, Undertaker will make his intentions known this Monday night on Raw. With the Deadman currently 14-0 at WrestleMania, who will be the one that could end up as unlucky No. 15?

Xero
02-05-2007, 07:30 PM
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/4089030
Taker Sucks 2: 5 Alarm Chili Night

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 07:32 PM
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/4089030
Taker performs live at a New Jersey Nightclub

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 07:35 PM
Will they feed Taker to Cena?
Will Taker and Batista Collide at the grandest stage in sports entertainment?
Will Taker repeat a fued with Lesnar 2.0: Code BLACK?
Will anyone give a shit about this at Mania?

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 07:35 PM
STAY TUNED, FOR NONE OF THESE ANWSERS AND MORE.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 07:36 PM
But seriously, if Taker says he's facing Cena at Mania - I'm selling my tickets tonight.

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 07:38 PM
If he does I'll be shocked. I don't think they'd book Cena and Taker on opposing sides of a tag team if they wanted to have them face at Mania.
Obviously hes going to face Batista, and the whole story of that match is going to be can the two title matches coexist with their oponent to win the match.

Xero
02-05-2007, 07:39 PM
But seriously, if Taker says he's facing Cena at Mania - I'm selling my tickets tonight.
So you'd rather watch a train wreck than a car wreck?

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 07:42 PM
So you'd rather watch a train wreck than a car wreck?

I don't want to see Taker be eaten alive by SuperCena just to make another worthless attempt to get him as over as they want.

Then you'd get stuck with a piss poor title match for both titles.

At-least with Batista/Taker you have the classic "Battle of the Big Men" match.
and you might get a less predictable and better WWE title match.

Xero
02-05-2007, 07:44 PM
Let's just say they are 100% dropping Taker's streak. Which would you rather see?

I'm saying Cena just because I have a bad feeling Taker's doing the job.

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 07:44 PM
agreed^ As long as the streak isn't snapped, I want the match to be Taker vs Batista.

Raw has plenty of compettitors to offer Cena, so hopefully we see HBK and or/ Edge/Orton involved.

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 07:45 PM
Xero beat me to it.

I was gonna say, streak being snapped: Cena (lesser of two evils)

No snap: Batista

Xero
02-05-2007, 07:46 PM
If I didn't think Taker was losing, Batista all the way.

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 07:47 PM
well I guess we're finding out in an hour.

Flair Wooo
02-05-2007, 07:48 PM
TNA!! TNA!! TNA!!

Flair Wooo
02-05-2007, 07:49 PM
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Flair Wooo
02-05-2007, 07:49 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 08:12 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

When it's gotta be right, it's gotta be WOO.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 08:53 PM
Prison Break is so intense rite now. <3

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 08:53 PM
Evening all.

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 08:54 PM
Good evening everyone.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 08:55 PM
YAY

Both Batista and Lashley will also be on Raw tonight.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 08:55 PM
Why was Gorilla Monsoon never WWWF World Champion? Missed opportunity.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 08:55 PM
In fact, Undertaker vs Monsoon would have been something!

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 08:56 PM
If it was Lashley, it would be the best swerve ever.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 08:56 PM
You think the Undertaker is sick of hearing that damn funeral march after 17 years?

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 08:57 PM
If it was Lashley, it would be the best swerve ever.

Is that you, Russo?

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 08:58 PM
I wonder if Taker even respects himself anymore.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 08:58 PM
There is a strange novelty to seeing Undertaker on Raw.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 08:58 PM
Undertaker > Cena, Lashley, Batista

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 08:58 PM
Is that you, Russo?

THREE TIERED CAGE FOR ALL THE TITLES.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:00 PM
Seeing the ECW Title on raw is kinda odd too...

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:00 PM
Lashley's first ever appearance on Raw?

UmbrellaCorporation
02-05-2007, 09:01 PM
I'm actually curious now as to how this is going to play out.

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:01 PM
Nice to see Batista on Raw.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:02 PM
Batista was bald at Royal Rumble, how he's got quite a bit of hair. Whats that all aboot?

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:02 PM
they go from biggest to smallest, how cute.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 09:02 PM
Undertaker should melt the spinner belt and make it into a new urn.

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:02 PM
lol taker should laugh in lashley's face.

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 09:02 PM
THREE TIERED CAGE FOR ALL THE TITLES.

I say Rock, Paper, Scissors.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:02 PM
That's quite a small arena they are in.

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:03 PM
BATISTA!

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:03 PM
GOOD.

UmbrellaCorporation
02-05-2007, 09:03 PM
Bats, huh?

Hope he's not going to break the streak. -_-

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:03 PM
Undertaker vs Batista then.

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:03 PM
Whoa. wtf. HBK

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:03 PM
Shawn is so the man.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 09:04 PM
SWERVE

Fignuts
02-05-2007, 09:04 PM
Pretty sure the only reason Michaels is in this, is to make sure the match doesn't suck.

Morgan
02-05-2007, 09:04 PM
Lashley just needs to do that jogging on the spot thing to have the full Lesnar entrance now.

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:04 PM
Alrighty then. Cena HBK. Taker Batista. Whoa. Randy.

UmbrellaCorporation
02-05-2007, 09:04 PM
Orton. :love:

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 09:04 PM
Triple Threat

HBK vs. Edge vs. Orton winner gets Cena

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 09:04 PM
Orton?

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:04 PM
Make it a Fatal Fourway. Edge/Orton/HBK/Cena.

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:04 PM
OOON THIS DAYYYYYYY I see clearrllyyy

UmbrellaCorporation
02-05-2007, 09:05 PM
Edge. :heart:

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:05 PM
Vinnie Mac! Maybe HE's gonna challenge Cena!?!?

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 09:06 PM
Uh oh. Here comes Vince. Trump might not be far behind.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:06 PM
I'm liking this so far. Really am.

6to1
02-05-2007, 09:06 PM
guess it is time for lashley to go home now

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 09:06 PM
No one cares about Bobby Lashley and the ECW Title.

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 09:06 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:06 PM
... Vince just made a valid point.

UmbrellaCorporation
02-05-2007, 09:07 PM
This is pretty good.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:07 PM
ECW TITLE ON RAW?!

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:07 PM
Oh yeah.

6to1
02-05-2007, 09:07 PM
nope vince forces lashley on us

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:07 PM
KoOs called it.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:07 PM
Stop saying "in that very ring" PLEASE

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 09:07 PM
Triple Threat

HBK vs. Edge vs. Orton winner gets Cena

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:08 PM
Triple Threat. HBK Should win that.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 09:08 PM
High stakes match? No shit Lawler.

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 09:08 PM
HBK or Edge can win that please.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:09 PM
The match SHOULD be HBK and Cena, then have Orton and Edge in a Street Fight.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:09 PM
Ok, so take this shit back to SmackDown, move on.

Schoenauer
02-05-2007, 09:10 PM
Stop saying "in that very ring" PLEASE
The dismantling of ECW begins in that very ring.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:10 PM
Taker is keeping his Streak. Hands down.

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 09:10 PM
Nice.

Morgan
02-05-2007, 09:10 PM
"White hot stare penetrating the massive frame....."

JR's been reading too much dodgy fanfiction.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:10 PM
"Powerslamming to hell" :shifty:

Jura
02-05-2007, 09:11 PM
Choke-slamming not power-slamming, JR!

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 09:12 PM
Thats the best opening segment I've see on Raw in a longgggg time.

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 09:13 PM
reminds me of the days when they treated everynight like this, and started off big and laid the whole show out.

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 09:14 PM
something tells me that triple threat is gonna end in a big run in with all those guys from the opening segment and there wont be a winner

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:15 PM
The Demon of Death Vale?

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:15 PM
Is Lawler wearing a wig?

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:15 PM
Why are all my posts in the form of a question tonight?

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:15 PM
lmao carlito had some trouble taking that shirt off didnt he

Fignuts
02-05-2007, 09:15 PM
Still really not looking forward to wrestlemania.

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 09:16 PM
Carltio and Cryme Tyme. This could be good.

Morgan
02-05-2007, 09:16 PM
BROOKLYN BROOKLYN.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:16 PM
I miss "Grab a 40 and check your Rollies" =/

Face Heely
02-05-2007, 09:16 PM
So, now Smackdown's big question is...who turns heel? A face UT won't lose his streak (not to Batista, who doesn't have much long-term value); but can they even conceive of turning him?

I think they're gonna go ahead and give him one last run.

Also, with the Orton/Edge break-up so clearly telegraphed, I'm looking for Michaels to win tonight.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:17 PM
Still really not looking forward to wrestlemania.

To be honest, me either. But if Michaels is in the ME, I'll prolly keep my tickets.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:17 PM
Why does Masters bother with a robe? He slings it off within seconds of appearing.

Schoenauer
02-05-2007, 09:17 PM
BLACKSPLOITATION!

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:18 PM
So, now Smackdown's big question is...who turns heel? A face UT won't lose his streak (not to Batista, who doesn't have much long-term value); but can they even conceive of turning him?

I think they're gonna go ahead and give him one last run.

Also, with the Orton/Edge break-up so clearly telegraphed, I'm looking for Michaels to win tonight.

Could make sense to have the classic "Battle of the Big Men" with both Taker and Dancin' Dave staying face.

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 09:18 PM
This Raw is delivering so far.

I wonder who Lashleys opponent is going to be for the ECW belt

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:18 PM
Chris Masters makes this match worth watching.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:19 PM
Did they announce Lashley's opponent yet? Or is it some kinda surprise?

Probably get the Great Khali with another "I just killed you but I'm not gonna bother winning your belt" job.

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:20 PM
wow. i liked that ending. also lol @ king, " he was sposed to go to penn state, but instead he went to state pen"

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 09:21 PM
That was smooth.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:21 PM
Mickie vs Melina, huh? Those two hate each other legit

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:21 PM
This Raw is delivering so far.

I wonder who Lashleys opponent is going to be for the ECW belt

I'm gonna throw a random guess and say Super Crazy, but I hope it's UMAGA.

Face Heely
02-05-2007, 09:21 PM
The length of any given match is inversely proportionate to the combined talent of the wrestlers involved. :-\

And St. Jimmy, you're probably right. And...yeah, I guess it'd probably work just as well as anything.

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 09:21 PM
Oh god, well I looked at the Raw roster.
It'll either be Khali or Umaga challenging Lashley. So that sucks. Unless they pull a swirve and have someone show up, but I doubt it.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:22 PM
Could well be Super Crazy. You know, after all he is Super. And he's Crazy.

Man, how hard are they pushing for that to become a catchphrase?

Flair Wooo
02-05-2007, 09:24 PM
So is hogan not gonna be at wrestlemania then?

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:24 PM
He's Super, He's employed - HE'S SUPERMEHICANO!

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:24 PM
FUCK, here we go again.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:25 PM
So is hogan not gonna be at wrestlemania then?

Sure he is. It will actually be his first WrestleMania match in four years. He seems to be the SummerSlam guy nowadays.

Face Heely
02-05-2007, 09:25 PM
What everybody wants?

But I thought they fired Al Snow...?

Flair Wooo
02-05-2007, 09:26 PM
I wanna see hogan vs flair :D WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:26 PM
Lashley vs Dykstra

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:26 PM
Kenny? Awesome.

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:26 PM
Dykstra vs Lashley...

Flair Wooo
02-05-2007, 09:26 PM
WALKING STICK MATCH :D

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 09:26 PM
HA HA HA HA! Come on Kenny. You're better than that.

Kiss a good match goodbye.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:28 PM
Oh God, this is going to go to Mania =/

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 09:28 PM
Dykstra is a pleasant suprise.
At least its not Khali or Umaga. We'll probably get a watchable match and hopefully they make him look okay.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:28 PM
Reckon they'll go with a "Trump wants to buy the WWE" angle?

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:28 PM
ROOFFLLL @ Mcmahon wanting Trump to join his kiss my ass club.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:29 PM
HOT DAMN. I wants me some MARIA.

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 09:29 PM
Flair/Hardy should be good

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 09:29 PM
The truth will be revealed.

Donald Trump owns TNA!

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 09:30 PM
As bad as the kiss my ass club being on WWE television might be.....


Trump being forceably made to join the Kiss My Ass Club at Wrestlemania would be a moment and a half.

Morgan
02-05-2007, 09:30 PM
Someone should tell Ric the IC title hasn't been defended at Mania since 2002.

Jura
02-05-2007, 09:30 PM
Someone went crazy with the tan.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:30 PM
So the teases so far for WrestleMania....

Taker vs Batista
Cena vs HBK
Flair vs Hardy (based on that interview)

What is this? The year of the "face vs face" match?

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 09:31 PM
Nitro Super Crazy?

Is this a raw filled with 5 or 6 watchable matches and a great opening segment? I must be asleep.

Schoenauer
02-05-2007, 09:31 PM
WHEN WILL YOU STOP ASKING THESE FUCKING QUESTIONS??

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:32 PM
I would love to see a heel Jeff Hardy.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:32 PM
WHEN WILL YOU STOP ASKING THESE FUCKING QUESTIONS??

Who?

;)

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 09:33 PM
?

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 09:33 PM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 09:34 PM
Balls Mahoney!?

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:34 PM
I am really digging the WM23 Theme.

WTF @ Balls Mahoney being in the ring.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:34 PM
Why does she even sell seashells down by the seashore? You can pick them up for free, can't you?

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:35 PM
Vince is really trying to push ECW, ain't he?

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:35 PM
KHALI?! oh. fuck. umaga. meh, that's better than khali.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:35 PM
UMAGA and BALLS?!

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:35 PM
:lol: this is awesome.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:36 PM
There's no point to this match really, is there?

6to1
02-05-2007, 09:36 PM
khali will probly beat on sandman tonight

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:37 PM
khali will probly beat on sandman tonight

Or Van Dam.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:39 PM
damn, and it's still only the first hour?!

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:39 PM
Nashville Star is the weaksauce.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 09:40 PM
Donald Trump is going to buy the ECW brand.

Then he is going to proclaim Hulk Hogan ECW Champion and will defend the title in the Hammerstein Ball Room against Bobby Lashley.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:42 PM
Donald Trump is going to buy the ECW brand.

Then he is going to proclaim Hulk Hogan ECW Champion and will defend the title in the Hammerstein Ball Room against Bobby Lashley.

THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN :shifty:

Besides, Hogan wouldn't make it out of the Ballroom alive.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:44 PM
SUPERRRRRRRRRR ETHNICCCCCCCCCCCC

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 09:44 PM
THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN :shifty:

Besides, Hogan wouldn't make it out of the Ballroom alive.

But that would be the brilliant on Trump's part.

Hogan dies, then Trump can air the funeral on PPV.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:45 PM
KoOS is a god amongst men.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 09:45 PM
Mickie James is SUUUPPPEERRR and she's HOOOTTTT. She's SUPER HOT.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 09:47 PM
Mickie's gonna drop the belt tonight. :(

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 09:51 PM
That ECW preview is worthless now.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:52 PM
OH SHIT. This is gonna be fucking intense.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:53 PM
:drool: mickieeee.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 09:53 PM
Hopefully they will actually take time on the Mickie/Melina feud instead of giving it the Victoria treatment.

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 09:53 PM
Nice move Mrs. Doane.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:54 PM
LOL, did anyone see Crazy staring right at Mickie's ass?

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 09:55 PM
LOL, did anyone see Crazy staring right at Mickie's ass?

Him and a million other guys.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 09:55 PM
LOL, did anyone see Crazy staring right at Mickie's ass?

What did you expect?

He's SUUUUPPPEERRR and he's CRAAAZZZY.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 09:55 PM
Him and a million other guys.

And some girls.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 09:56 PM
Loving the camera work tonight. :D

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:57 PM
Not a bad match.

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 09:57 PM
Ouch. She landed rather hard on that sunset flip.

Very good match.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 09:58 PM
Way to put over Edge, champ.

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 09:58 PM
HBK is a bit overdue for a good chairshot to his head so he can snap and kill someone.

SammyG
02-05-2007, 09:59 PM
ROFL @ THAT COMMERCIAL. THE UNDERTAKER PART. ROFL.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 09:59 PM
"All Grown Up" is the tag line for WrestleMania?? That's shit.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:00 PM
HBK is a bit overdue for a good chairshot to his head so he can snap and kill someone.

If it means snapping on Cena, then I will fly to Iowa and give HBK 20 chairshots.

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 10:01 PM
If it means snapping on Cena, then I will fly to Iowa and give HBK 20 chairshots.

The mark in me is waiting to come out when he kicks Cena's head off.

The Optimist
02-05-2007, 10:03 PM
Fuck me. I wasn't even going to visist the boards tonight but when I saw the "If Flair beats Hardy he gets an IC title shot" match I had to bitch.

What the fuck do they keep giving Flair any hope at an IC title for? The only possible way that this could be good is to have Flair cheat the shit out of this match, win, go to Wrestlemania and have a great "wrestling" match with Hardy, with Hardy going over Flair at Wrestlemania as a badass way to cement him as a main event contender.

That makes sense, so I know that won't happen. Fuck.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:03 PM
BAH GAWD THEY'RE FRUITY!

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 10:04 PM
PMSL @ the Skittles and J.R.

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 10:04 PM
Hang on, is this not for the belt?

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:05 PM
Remember before Flair joined up with Triple H in 2002, he was trying to "mentor" Hardy?

Indifferent Clox
02-05-2007, 10:06 PM
does rick flair have a belly button ring?

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:06 PM
Oh yeah take out that knee Flair!

SammyG
02-05-2007, 10:06 PM
For a sec I thought that Hardy injury was legit.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:06 PM
Two Carolina boys just beating the fuck out of each other

Indifferent Clox
02-05-2007, 10:06 PM
If Flair wins it is Jeff v. Flair at WM for the IC.

So flair will lose.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:07 PM
This is NON-Title, if Flair wins, he gets a shot at the belt.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:07 PM
LET'S GO FLAIR
LET'S GO FLAIR

The Optimist
02-05-2007, 10:08 PM
I actually like my idea, so. . .I don't beleive I'm saying this.

I'm rooting for Flair to beat Jeff Hardy.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:09 PM
Having at Match with Flair for the IC Title at Mania would be the Highlite of Jeff's career, would it not?

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:09 PM
KHALI FOR IC CHAMPION

Splaya
02-05-2007, 10:10 PM
Cradle by Hardy for the 3

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 10:11 PM
Not a bad match.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:11 PM
=/

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:11 PM
Hardy pulled a Sting.

Come on Flair, chop block Hardy.

Splaya
02-05-2007, 10:11 PM
I wish Flair would just snap here

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:11 PM
This is gonna lead to a Flair suicide angle, maybe?

The Optimist
02-05-2007, 10:11 PM
Because Flair doesn't know how to get out of an inside cradle. No inside cradle ever again will be legitimate in my eyes.


See, this should have happened at Wrestlemania. Except longer and better.

Skippord
02-05-2007, 10:12 PM
KHALI FOR WORLD CHAMPION
I mean really champion of the Earth

Splaya
02-05-2007, 10:12 PM
Why the fuck is ECW on RAw

The Optimist
02-05-2007, 10:14 PM
Because god hates smarks.

Skippord
02-05-2007, 10:14 PM
This is gonna lead to a Flair suicide angle, maybe?
MR FLAIR THATS NOT WISE

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:14 PM
ECW TITLE:
Youngest champion Mikey Whipwreck 23 years

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:14 PM
Why the fuck is ECW on RAw

Why do you even have to ask?

I mean it's not like this ECW really means anything.

Destor
02-05-2007, 10:16 PM
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1293/hbgay2djle5.gif

V
02-05-2007, 10:17 PM
lol @ vince totally humiliating lashley by actually suggesting nobody is challenging him because he's the best champ in the ring

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:17 PM
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1293/hbgay2djle5.gif

Rub the magic lamp.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:18 PM
Thank you Destor.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:19 PM
The ECW title is the best looking title in Wrestling Today.

Azriel
02-05-2007, 10:19 PM
Hey guys, what's up? Just got done watching 24

Splaya
02-05-2007, 10:19 PM
Wow I thought maybe it was just a SD/ECW crowd that didn't give him a pop.

It's the Raw crowd too

The Optimist
02-05-2007, 10:20 PM
They should have given this to someone more. . .over. Like Carlito or. . .someone else.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:20 PM
LET'S GO KENNY
LET'S GO KENNY

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:21 PM
They should have given this to someone more. . .over. Like Carlito or. . .someone else.

FUNAKI

Splaya
02-05-2007, 10:21 PM
My 2 friends who are going to Wrestlemania are going to take 2 signs to WM



Bobby Lashley: The Black Lesnar

2 seperate signs

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:21 PM
FUCK KENNY, GROUND SOME FUCKING OFFENSE.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:22 PM
Ooh. Grating the face. Good times.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:22 PM
I'm pretty sure these two worked a few matches together in OVW, did they not?

The Optimist
02-05-2007, 10:23 PM
FUNAKII was actually thinking more like El Dandy.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:23 PM
Woah an alien is in the crowd.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:23 PM
I was actually thinking more like El Dandy.

Silver King > ALL.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:24 PM
I was actually thinking more like El Dandy.

Who are you to doubt Funaki?

SammyG
02-05-2007, 10:24 PM
C'mon Kenny!

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:24 PM
THAT was a fuckin' T-Bone.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:26 PM
Prancingggg nougettt in the medow sings a song of satisfactionnn to the worlddddd

The Optimist
02-05-2007, 10:26 PM
I really would love to see Juvi get back into WWE. God I miss him. And Kidman.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:28 PM
Kidman always had assloads of potential.

Jeritron
02-05-2007, 10:28 PM
This match is good.

I'm sorry but I don't see a problem with Lashley in ring for a guy his size and style. The problem is just with charisma and how over he is.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:29 PM
Someone just brought me a Six Pack of High Life! Fuck yeah :love:

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:29 PM
Kidman always had assloads of potential.

Too bad he had the charisma of a leaf of spinach.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:29 PM
Lashley will eventually get a voice, and then he'll be over. Once they drop the "Soft Spoken" thing and let him get super-violent, he'll be on Raw.

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:30 PM
Gee what a surprise.

The Optimist
02-05-2007, 10:30 PM
Wow. Gay.

Kenny's boot to stop the Spear rocked pretty hard.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:30 PM
Kenny loses to a Military Press?

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:31 PM
Oh. Didn't notice the powerslam. =/

starfox8500
02-05-2007, 10:33 PM
I think a BBQ flavored skittle JR would shit 'emself. Or have a heart attack.

The Optimist
02-05-2007, 10:33 PM
Yeah, I never lacked giving him a chance, and he's much like Umaga in that I hate the booking not the man or his abilities. He doesn't deserve his position, he's indicative of what's wrong with WWE booking.


Everytime I see Carlito and Torrie I expect to see Kidman ambush him.

Fuck yes Ric Flair by the way. Fuck yes Carlito Flair rivalry in the future. Fuck yes all of this.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:33 PM
Flair's promo seems very heartfelt.

Ninti the Mad
02-05-2007, 10:33 PM
OMG Burned Carlito hardcore

SammyG
02-05-2007, 10:33 PM
oh my god, this is awesome.

Jura
02-05-2007, 10:34 PM
Alzheimer's

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 10:34 PM
Hmm is this an angle or did they just leave the camera on by mistake?

ClockShot
02-05-2007, 10:34 PM
PREACH ON FATHER FLAIR!

KingofOldSchool
02-05-2007, 10:34 PM
Good promo and a part shoot, because of the heat on Carlito.

Splaya
02-05-2007, 10:34 PM
Best Flair promo in a LONG TIME

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:34 PM
So... It's pretty much a given that this is going to lead to another MITB?

Indifferent Clox
02-05-2007, 10:35 PM
Holy shit that was the best shoot ever.

Djscorpion
02-05-2007, 10:35 PM
Wow good angel with Flair and Carlito...

NeanderCarl
02-05-2007, 10:35 PM
They're giving Flair the bitter barmy oldtimer gimmick that worked so well for Bob Backlund, I guess.

starfox8500
02-05-2007, 10:36 PM
The WWecw title is the best looking title in Wrestling Today.

:shifty:

Ninti the Mad
02-05-2007, 10:37 PM
Well, in Carlito's defense, he has picked up his performance in his recent matches.

Hope it leads somewhere because Carlito has tons of potential.

St. Jimmy
02-05-2007, 10:38 PM
Did anyone get that Nascar commercial?

starfox8500
02-05-2007, 10:38 PM
Nascar guys didnt graduate drivers ed (school in general)