CM Punk is the worst wrestler of all time

[BigDaddyCool]

Because he is straight edge. While I back the Pepsi plunge, all the greatest wrestler drink, (i.e. Stone Cold, Sandman, Scott Hall) do drugs (Jake the Snake, Hulk Hogan, Shawn Micheals) and have tons of sex (The Rock, Lita, Edge).

[ron the dial]

I can't believe that Lita made it into your greatest wrestlers examples :nono:

[Doc Brown]

golden.

[The Naitch]

don't worry BDC, you'll get to see him get depushed as the weeks go by

[The Naitch]

I heard Triple H doesn't drink either. But then again, he's doing the drugs

[The One]

I choose to think that Punk secertly does crack. Therefore I can view him as talented.

[Rammsteinmad]

CM Punk is worthless. He's only 6'1.

[Xero]

Guess being a drunkard/druggie is the "cool" thing?

[The One]

Yeah, being fucked out of your mind is awesome.

[Xero]

Since when does "Straight Edge" mean "Virgin" anyway?

:shifty:

[Londoner]

Yeah, being fucked out of your mind is awesome.


Aye, it certainly beats living in reality 24/7.

[The One]

It means you're not supposed to have sex with a lot of people...only those in commited relationships and stuff.

[Avenger]

The one worthwhile thing I can take from this topic is that the Worst Wrestler of All Time and Sandman were FINALLY mentioned together.

[Xero]

It means you're not supposed to have sex with a lot of people...only those in commited relationships and stuff.
I had no idea...

[Londoner]

I would never use wrestler and sandman in the same sentence.

Ah damn, i just did.

[jhfan1]

CM Punk is great. I don't care about 'straight edge' but Punk is a great wrestler from what I've seen.

[The One]

What's with the sudden arrival of like 20 new guys...all of whom have weird as random letters. :?:

[Destor]

Because he is straight edge. While I back the Pepsi plunge, all the greatest wrestler drink, (i.e. Stone Cold, Sandman, Scott Hall) do drugs (Jake the Snake, Hulk Hogan, Shawn Micheals) and have tons of sex (The Rock, Lita, Edge).:lol:

[Destor]

What's with the sudden arrival of like 20 new guys...all of whom have weird as random letters. :?:CC is using a proxy to creat new accounts. He has no creativity, so he just rubs his fingers across the keyboard.

[jhfan1]

What's with the sudden arrival of like 20 new guys...all of whom have weird as random letters. :?:
This was an old internet username that I use for my E-mail address and other things. jhfan= Jeff Hardy fan.

[Kane Knight]

You forget John "Bradshaw" Layfield.

[Kane Knight]

This was an old internet username that I use for my E-mail address and other things. jhfan= Jeff Hardy fan.

So are you Shadow, Matt Hardy, or Jeff's other fan?

[Blue Demon]

.

[jhfan1]

So are you Shadow, Matt Hardy, or Jeff's other fan?
I was a mark for Jeff Hardy when I was younger and I still enjoy him mainly because I've always been a fan of his and his matches entertain me.

[ChiefStubbs]

Because he is straight edge. While I back the Pepsi plunge, all the greatest wrestler drink, (i.e. Stone Cold, Sandman, Scott Hall) do drugs (Jake the Snake, Hulk Hogan, Shawn Micheals) and have tons of sex (The Rock, Lita, Edge).
I like Sandman, I think he's the shit, and all, but how can you call him a wrestler, much less one of the greatest?

[Crossrine]

I dont think CM Punk is bad because he is straight edge (which he really is, its not a gimmick), but I think he's an ass because of his attitude backstage. I read the article here on tpww.net that CM was doing shit like making out with Maria too much in front of people, and acting like a main eventer. Ring wise I think he's ok. But they try to hard to push him as a Submission machine.

[Kane Knight]

I read on Mat Boone's site that CM Punk was doing lines of coke off the back of an 8 year old he was banging.

[ron the dial]

CM Punk? Coke? Mat Boone? These are facts!

Boooooooo Punk!

[Kane Knight]

I can't wait for him to show up in Montreal.

"You screwed kids! You screwed kids!"

[The Naitch]

Ryan Clark and Ryan Gray both claim to have seen him kissing a man over a snickers bar

It was later reported that Kane Knight was this man

[.44 Magdalene]

LOL@Crossrine.


Jesus breakdancing Christ. Where do we get these jerkoffs?

[Crossrine]

I dont think you should be shootin ur mouth at others being jerkoffs considering what your avatar is doing...lol But eh whatever you choose I guess

[Xero]

LOL@Crossrine.


Jesus breakdancing Christ. Where do we get these jerkoffs?
They come from "FuckJerks R Us". They have sales all the time.

[rmparadox]

am I reading this right? your saying hes a bad wrestler because of his life outside the ring?

[The One]

We really do get the biggest fucking idiots on the internet don't we? There should at least be a personality test you need to pass beore getting yout account active.

[Kane Knight]

am I reading this right? your saying hes a bad wrestler because of his life outside the ring?

Who are you addressing this to?

And what the fuck are you talking about?

[BigDaddyCool]

am I reading this right? your saying hes a bad wrestler because of his life outside the ring?

No, he is a bad wrestler because I fucked your mother last night.

[rmparadox]

It's hard to beleive a wrestling fan, would think that a wrestler is bad just because of his life outside the ring. Oh wait, if you do think that, then your not much of a wrestling fan now are you.


Oh yeah forgot to ask, How was your grandma's cunt? Was it just as good as your little sister's tit milk. or mabe you like it the other way around. Like how your father and your autistic brother nail you from behind, at the same time. While Your mom cum's all over the dog, while you lick the dogs ass?

[ron the dial]

:lol:

And not because you're funny.

[Corkscrewed]

Actually, new members should simply possess the capacity to understand things like sarcasm and sense of humor.


n0t aLL tH1nG5 R s3rI0U5!!!!11!!

[addy2hotty]

Oh yeah forgot to ask, How was your grandma's cunt? Was it just as good as your little sister's tit milk. or mabe you like it the other way around. Like how your father and your autistic brother nail you from behind, at the same time. While Your mom cum's all over the dog, while you lick the dogs ass?

You seem rather experienced in this field, any other advice?

[BigDaddyCool]

It's hard to beleive a wrestling fan, would think that a wrestler is bad just because of his life outside the ring. Oh wait, if you do think that, then your not much of a wrestling fan now are you.


Oh yeah forgot to ask, How was your grandma's cunt? Was it just as good as your little sister's tit milk. or mabe you like it the other way around. Like how your father and your autistic brother nail you from behind, at the same time. While Your mom cum's all over the dog, while you lick the dogs ass?

hahaha. Maybe next time you need to do your fact checking before you claim some one is having sex with family members that never existed. I love newbie douchebags that take everyhting seriously.

Anyhow, CM Punk is awful and should burn in hell for being a straight edge poser.

[BigDaddyCool]

Oh that, and I'm not an arosticrat.

[Skippord]

I dont think you should be shootin ur mouth at others being jerkoffs considering what your avatar is doing...lol But eh whatever you choose I guess
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

[ChiefStubbs]

It's hard to beleive a wrestling fan, would think that a wrestler is bad just because of his life outside the ring. Oh wait, if you do think that, then your not much of a wrestling fan now are you.


Oh yeah forgot to ask, How was your grandma's cunt? Was it just as good as your little sister's tit milk. or mabe you like it the other way around. Like how your father and your autistic brother nail you from behind, at the same time. While Your mom cum's all over the dog, while you lick the dogs ass?
Hey, just a question, am I as bad of a noob as this guy?

[BigDaddyCool]

Hey, just a question, am I as bad of a noob as this guy?

Idk, do you want to be?

[ChiefStubbs]

Idk, do you want to be?
Kinda sounds like fun, but maybe not.

[BigDaddyCool]

NO YOU DON'T!!!! JUST DO AS YOU ARE TOLD!!!!!

[Doc Brown]

Kinda sounds like fun, but maybe not.


As a man who's been reading these forums for a long time, you don't want to be like that guy, He is to this board, like Flesh Eating Disease is to the Human Body.


Bad. Bad. Bad.