LOL i watched this years Royal Rumble

[RP]

LOL Everything just stopped when Khali hit the ring. I've never seen that in the WWE. Everyone stopped. The crowd was quiet at first like they werent sure why everything stopped, then Khali starts chopping and head butting people. The slowest headbutts ever. And slowly you year the crowd start booing. It was probably the closest moment ever to the Yeti. And all the wrestlers were selling it as hard as they could, which made this even more rediculously funny. I dont think i've ever seen something in a WWE ring as unintentionally funny as Khali making his Royal Rumble debute. Is the WWE serious? I think at one point he brushed his hair back and let out the gayest " Roarrrrrr " ever. I cant wait for a Khali dvd tbh. Thats 3 hours of the funniest material ever. Khali entering a ring and chopping. Khali entering a bar and chopping. Khali entering the ghetto and chopping. If WWE were really really smart about this, they'd scrap all the serious junk they have planned with Khali and just give him his own 5 minute segment where he travels around the world and pops up out of nowhere to chop unsuspecting people. Call it " Around the World with The Great Khali " and then the camera can switch to Harvard college where all these smart kids are laying in the grass having a good time of it, studying for tests and shit. All of a sudden, you see some geek get throw across your screen. Everyone panics. Khali comes in and give a roar. Starts chopping and headbutting people for 5 minutes. This could be major ratings. I would truely watch this segment. How bout Khali in France. Khali in Ethiopia. Khali in Gary, Indiana. Khali in Compton. I'm shocked noone in WWE has thought of this idea. Khali in Mexico, or Khali does border control .

The best thing about the chops, is they're like a 3 second move. It takes him 3 seconds to set his one hand on your head and then wirl his fat arm around to chop with the other. WWE says they have the best athletes in the world. You mean to tell me the best athletes in the world cant get away from a 3 second chop?

God i love Khali. I really think he's being underused.

[Blitz]

lol yeah.

[Londoner]

Lol, I agree, i think they're doing this shit deliberately, why i dunno, but on raw the other week they made him look even more stupid in the IC title match, dunno if you saw it?

[V]

LOL

[RP]

Lol, I agree, i think they're doing this shit deliberately, why i dunno, but on raw the other week they made him look even more stupid in the IC title match, dunno if you saw it?


Nope i havent even watched raw or smackdown in 3 months. Only the ppvs

[Bad Company]

Yeah, I Downloaded rumble for the hell of it and watched it last night, it was an awesome show. Pretty rofl with flair and his soft core porn. Also Finley fighting for like 35mins was cool. As was JBL on the mic. They are gonna miss that guy when he's gone.

[The Naitch]

after Khali's monster push is done with (look where Umaga is now) I picture them exploiting Khali in some comedic role before firing him

*chops this thread*

[Impeccable]

They should hire out Tim White's bar again and have Khali turn up and trash it with chops.

[Londoner]

Nope i havent even watched raw or smackdown in 3 months. Only the ppvs


Well what basically happened was Khali won the match BUT he won it by count out, he literally threw Hardy out the ring and left him there for the ten count while just raising his arms going "RRRAAAARRGGGHH" every two seconds and then walks up the ramp like he doens't have a clue whats going on. LOL

[Übermensch]

Khali is great.

[TerranRich]

White: Hey, Khali, what're you having?
Khali: AAAHEUGHGBABA!!! *CHOP*
White: :'( *shoots self*
Matthews: Mr. White, that's not wis—
Khali: AUEHABEBUAEA!!! *CHOP*
Matthews: OW, MY PANCREAS!!

[RP]

Threads definetly need to be Khali chopped instead of Hassaned

[Londoner]

*KHALI CHOPS THE THREAD*

RRRRRRAAAAARRRGGHHHHH

*Raises arms*

[Corkscrewed]

ROFLMAO

Rep to RP for this thread. Khali would be my favorite wrestler if he had segments like that.