FOR NOOBS: Who to Respect at TPWW

[Indifferent Clox]

Proffesional wrestlers abound on TPWW I only know a hand full of you.
Lay out who you are here.
All of us know, Destor is John Cena.
You also may have realized Shadow is Jeff Hardy.

And King of Old School is Kevin Nash
Legend is Ric Flair.
One as in The One is Orlando Jones.
Nervous Ferret is Bob Backlund.
Granted you all know I am Bryan Danielson

[Stickman]

good thread,.

[The One]

Amazing how with over 2,000 posts, you have yet to make a single good one. :|

[ron the dial]

That list is bunk, and you know it.

[The One]

Aparently me and Stickman have countering points of view...

[McLegend]

Bout time I get respected.

[The One]

No offense legend, but being the guy who drys Flair's hand in the bathroom and then hands him a mint is about a close to being the Nature Boy as you would ever get.

[tucsonspeed6]

THis barely even belongs in the Wrestling forum.

[Indifferent Clox]

Amazing how with over 2,000 posts, you have yet to make a single good one. :|
I'm sorry Orlando.

Seriously I think we should see what noobs have to say now that the list is out.
Honestly, this could be good
Unless someone ruins it
The one!

Ugh!
Please!

[McLegend]

No offense legend, but being the guy who drys Flair's hand in the bathroom and then hands him a mint is about a close to being the Nature Boy as you would ever get.
No offense but Ric Flair doesn't listen to Orlando Jordan.

[The One]

Nor should he, but you Mr. legend, are no Ric Flair.

[LoDownM]

List is flawed.

[McLegend]

Is Orlando Jordan talking?

[LoDownM]

Your getting an awful big head for a thread done by one of the worse posters in the last year legend.

[McLegend]

Your getting an awful big head for a thread done by one of the worse posters in the last year legend.
Yes, because I am obviously being serious

[Triple A]

wtf

Do you have a learning disability?

[FakeLaser]

Shut up Triple H.

[LoDownM]

Triple A posted in the wrestling forum? :eek:

[Jeritron]

I find it funny that hes calling others noobs, and he has 2000 posts.

I have about the same and I still consider myself a noob, so whys hes assigning people names?

Seriously tho, this thread has got me lost

[Jeritron]

where's the wwe champion
when you need him, he can
be the legend killer or some-
thing.

[The One]

are you makin-
g fun of the w-
we champion?
he is the best-
est poster eve-
r.

[Jeritron]

I just
hope
that
one
day
you
guys
can
come
to acc-
ept me
like him.
A true
rookie of
the year.


Or maybe Test4champ...

[ron the dial]

Test4bestnewposter

[Xero]

wwe champion wa-
s Great Khali, cau-
se you could never
figure out what th-
e fuck he was sayi-
ng.

[Blue Demon]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4602&stc=1&d=1170886828

[Jeritron]

What about TheIllusionist. He's managed to make threads dissapear.

[Xero]

What about TheIllusionist. He's managed to make threads dissapear.
He's Stephanie McMahon.

[Jeritron]

or mr. socko

[Xero]

That's Crippla. :roll:

[El Fangel]

I am incredibly surprised that we haven't seen a CC sock called MR. Socko yet.

[Jeritron]

you're giving ideas

[Funky Fly]

wtf

Do you have a learning disability?
Ahahaha. What the hell are you doing here? :wtf:

[The One]

I guess this was how AAA elected to spend his one Wrestling Forum post per-year.

[Shadow]

WTF?

How'd I get pegged as Jeff Hardy?

[Blitz]

Indifferent Clox you are fucking retarded.

[The Naitch]

I'll be Vince McMahon

KISS MY ASS

[Indifferent Clox]

I've been on TPWW like 5 years. I had another name but I lost the password.

But anyway it was just a joke.

Anagram and black lettering by the way

[Jeritron]

give him a break, he's in need of PR

[BigDaddyCool]

Who is Old School, and how is he Nash? I'm Nash.

[The Naitch]

CLox is probably bar none the worst poster on tpww right now.

[Jeritron]

Clox, at no point in your incoherent ramblings did you give anything that can even be considered close to a rational thought. I award you no reps, and may god have mercy on your soul

[Fignuts]

OH I SEE WHATS GOIN ON HERE. SO SORRRRRY TO INTERRRRRUPT!

[Extreme Angle]

Clox must be Eugene...

[The Naitch]

Eugene is Clox

[Jeritron]

Clox is Eugene

[FourFifty]

HOORAH! I'M TEH MIZZZZZ!!!! LOLOLOLOLOloloLOloLOL!!!!11!!11!!!1!!!one!1

[Avenger]

In the hierarchy of things I'd say I'm probably a Carlito.

Post in the wrestling forum a few times a week, but don't really give a shit about the business anymore.

[Just John]

I call Lance Cade

[addy2hotty]

Clox, is that you in your avatar? You look a bit ... gay.

[Xero]

I'm Triple H. :shifty:

[ron the dial]

Well, if we're making claims, I want to be Abdullah the Butcher. Like I said, this list is bunk anyway.

[addy2hotty]

I'm John Oliver. Funny and English.

[tucsonspeed6]

I'm the Blue Meanie. I just have an obsession with wanting to be Stevie Richards.

[Destor]

CHAIN GANG SOLDJAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAA

[Schoenauer]

Dunno what wrestler I'd be like. So I'll just stay myself, and leave you bitches to decide who I'm most like.

[FourFifty]

Dunno what wrestler I'd be like. So I'll just stay myself, and leave you bitches to decide who I'm most like.

THE BOOGEYMAN!!!!

[The One]

Realistically, I'm probably Randy Orton. Been a main eventer off and on through out my time here. Have the credentials of a big time guy, but don't really make the most of it. Totally self obsessed and I have a real bitchy/bad attitude in real life.

[Destor]

YOU ALL JOB TO SUPER CENA

[RP]

I'm Eddie Gurrero

[Xero]

YOU ALL JOB TO SUPER CENA
Not unless I have something to say about it.

Watch your mouth or you'll be jobbing in the Computer forum. (TPWW's equivalent to Heat.)

[The One]

So you're dead?

[Destor]

da_king is eddy guerrero

[Destor]

Not unless I have something to say about it.

Watch your mouth or you'll be jobbing in the Computer forum. (TPWW's equivalent to Heat.)NOTHING CAN GET SUPER CENA DEPUSHED

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[Xero]

NOTHING CAN GET SUPER CENA DEPUSHED

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
That's it, you're getting put into a tag team with CanadianCrippla.

[The One]

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOo!

[Jeritron]

I just shit in a female posters gym bag

[The One]

And mark my words DesCena, I will be your downfall.

[The One]

I just shit in a female posters gym bag

HEY! Sometimes the bathrooms are too far away!:foc:

[Xero]

ToV-K-O!

[Destor]

I'll be getting Crippla mixed reactions with in a week!

[Jeritron]

If I get out of the shower and CC is still here, I'm punching him in the mouth.

[Nugget]

I'm Marty Jannetty. Only like 2 people will figure that one out.

[The One]

Marty Jannetty is a bit of a stretch for someone such as yourself.

[Destor]

No crippla I think everyone will get that one...

[Destor]

Marty Jannetty is a bit of a stretch for someone such as yourself.(He gets brought it numorous times despite only lasting a short time)

[The One]

I was going off of the fact that Jannetty had some good to him, CC's socks don't.

[Nugget]

Who said I was CC?

[The One]

Shut up CC.

[Jeritron]

CC being a pain in the ass again?

shut up CC

[Nugget]

I'm so lost. What have I done?

[Destor]

Fair save, but alas, too late for that one...

[The One]

Can anyone remember a time when not every new account was a sock???

[Xero]

Everyone knows it's you, just shut up CC.

[Nugget]

There must be a huge echo in here...

[The One]

Hey CC, for your next sock account, try actually becoming a gimmick poster. Like maybe someone who thinks Eugene is awesome...but hated this other no name wrestler Nick Dinsmore.

[Xero]

Oh, no, I know! Pretend to be a Kevin Nash fan and defen-*Neg repped*

[The One]

...TECHNICALLY, you didn't insult Nash...you came damn close...DAMN close...

[Indifferent Clox]

I was originally just trying to make noobs actually believe this shit. I wasn't making a hierarchy or anything

[ron the dial]

Why would anyone actually believe that? We may get some retards here, but come on.

[Indifferent Clox]

I thought it'd be funny also if people started saying who they were and posting like they were them.

[James Steele]

I AM SHAWN MICHAELS!

[James Steele]

nigga!

[Indifferent Clox]

Exactly. Comedy Gold.

[Jura]

Matt Damon

[The One]

Are you gimmicking my sig jura?

[Jura]

What?

Matthew McConaughey

[.44 Magdalene]

I like to think of myself as TPWW's Gene Snitsky, pre-ECW... maybe immediately post-abortionist.

[.44 Magdalene]

Mostly because it's really NOT my fault, though.

[AJHayes]

I was originally just trying to make noobs actually believe this shit. I wasn't making a hierarchy or anything

Nice attempt at saving face.

[KayfabeMan]

RE: The Thread Title

Everyone should just respect me. Because if this were 2005, I'd still be cool around here, and the Q&A Forum would be owned by me. :(

[Testicle]

I'll be Bret Hart because I'm the best poster there is, the best poster there was, and the best poster there ever will be.

[Funky Fly]

I think that this thread needs to die.