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Ninti the Mad
02-08-2007, 05:43 PM
That seems retarded.

Nitro needs to be pushed. He is greatness.

And, Melina, oh my god. She is the best female heel ever. It's like she's been practicing her whole life being a bitch. :shifty:
Xero
02-08-2007, 05:47 PM
Didn't hear of any heat.

But I'm sure Triple H and Stephanie have a lot to do with starting it. :shifty:
Kane Knight
02-08-2007, 05:49 PM
Wrestling is teh gay.
Kane Knight
02-08-2007, 05:51 PM
Didn't hear of any heat.

But I'm sure Triple H and Stephanie have a lot to do with starting it. :shifty:

Yeah, there was news posted the other day. Heat on Melina (And by extension, Nitro), and Carrrrlito (For being lazy).
The One
02-08-2007, 05:54 PM
Nitro/Melina, Punk/Maria, RVD/Weed....I'm telling you getting into a commited relationship if you're a wrestler isn't a good idea.
Ninti the Mad
02-08-2007, 05:59 PM
Weed is such a skank.
Xero
02-08-2007, 06:02 PM
Yeah, Weed cheated on RVD with Jeff Hardy, Sabu, Grandmaster Sexay... The list goes on and on.
Kane Knight
02-08-2007, 06:03 PM
Yeah, weed's been passed around like Lita at a whorehouse.
The One
02-08-2007, 06:05 PM
Hey, she gotta do what she gotta do. Her pimp is Jack Roberts, and we all know he is gonna get his one way or another.
Corkscrewed
02-09-2007, 02:15 AM
Didn't hear of any heat.

They got heat when they were first starting to go out. That was a couple of weeks or months before MNM split up and Nitro showed up on RAW. It was also because they supposedly were being arrogant and disrespectful backstage and "putting their relationship before the company."

So the news reports said, of course. *shrug*
Kane Knight
02-09-2007, 10:24 AM
Of course, this probably breaks down to "kissing in front of the faggots backstage once," Much like Punk.

However, with reported attitudes even before they were a legit couple...
FourFifty
02-09-2007, 10:42 AM
I think it went a little something like this.....

*Ric Flair, Nitro, and Melina are backstage*

Ric Flair: So, how about a threesome? WOOOO!!!!
Melina: No!
Nitro: That's work place sexuall harassment, and we don't have to take it!

*Nitro and Melina leave, Ric Flair then pulls out a cell phone*

Ric Flair: Hey Hunter, it's me, The Naich.... Nitro just told me his favorite match was you vs The Warrior.
BigDaddyCool
02-09-2007, 01:08 PM
I figure it is because they are a younger, hipper Edge and Lita, with 1000 less STDs.
Jeritron
02-09-2007, 01:30 PM
Maybe it's because they want to keep them together on screen longtime, and with a relationship you run the high risk of a breakup and having to split them up and go back on plans.
TerranRich
02-09-2007, 01:42 PM
Who's Jack Roberts?
Kane Knight
02-09-2007, 03:04 PM
Maybe it's because they want to keep them together on screen longtime, and with a relationship you run the high risk of a breakup and having to split them up and go back on plans.

I'm not sure why you think there is this level of planning in pro wrestling.
Xero
02-09-2007, 03:46 PM
Who's Jack Roberts?
Jake Roberts' street name.
TerranRich
02-09-2007, 04:33 PM
Ah. Jack "The Snack" Roberts.
Afterlife
02-10-2007, 07:16 PM
Nitro is gay. Melina is being hoarded as a defense to said truth. Straighties want Melina, thus resulting in Straighty vs. Nitro heat.
addy2hotty
02-10-2007, 07:44 PM
HHH:- There's-uhhhh only room for ONE DAMN COUPLE IN THE DOUBLE DOUBLE E!

HBK:- And that's me and Triple H, bitches. Mow Nitro down in the street locker-room monkey's, kill that chiselled physique ambiguously gay metro-sexual.
Xero
02-10-2007, 08:15 PM
Nitro is gay. Melina is being hoarded as a defense to said truth. Straighties want Melina, thus resulting in Straighty vs. Nitro heat.
I find it a bit ironic that you use pink to distinguish gay yet use an equally gay color as your main font.
Kane Knight
02-10-2007, 09:04 PM
Come on, that colour is used by many masculine folks. You know, Prince, Freddie Mercury, Richard Simmons...
Kane Knight
02-10-2007, 09:07 PM
HHH:- There's-uhhhh only room for ONE DAMN COUPLE IN THE DOUBLE DOUBLE E!

HBK:- And that's me and Triple H, bitches. Mow Nitro down in the street locker-room monkey's, kill that chiselled physique ambiguously gay metro-sexual.

Honestly, they should have done an "alternative lifestyle" with MNM. You know, make them a "threesome" in all ways.
Afterlife
02-11-2007, 02:21 AM
First of all, I write "gay" in magenta, not pink. Secondly, I only did it to highlight my point, not to call names. In fact, I'm probably gayer than The One, but only because I'm public democratic whereas I'm pretty sure he claims to be Republican -- as if "Republican Gay" wasn't an oxymoron.

Besides, this ain't no fairy color -- this is Dark Orchid, otherwise known as 'Manly Purple'.
Mr. Nerfect
02-11-2007, 04:35 AM
Honestly, they should have done an "alternative lifestyle" with MNM. You know, make them a "threesome" in all ways.

I actually think that there was a little bit of that in their characters, they just didn't play up on it much. I remember Jim Ross saying something about Melina liking two guys at once, and when he first broke away from MNM, Mercury was kind of "ambiguous" in the ring.
Kane Knight
02-11-2007, 12:08 PM
Yeah, but those were offhand cracks. There was no real depth of character generated to believe it.