ECW 2/13

[Anybody Thrilla]

Anybody watching?

[Anybody Thrilla]

C'mon, somebody's gotta be watching this! Caged Heat, where are you bro?

[Caged Heat18]

:wave: I'm here.

[Anybody Thrilla]

ATTA BOY!

No way Holly wins this, BTW.

[Caged Heat18]

Of course not. Nice belly to belly on the floor by Lashley.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Agreed. Would've been nicer if he would've thrown him into the ring post.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This thread is jobbing to recycled Chuck Norris jokes featuring Kurt Angle.

[Anybody Thrilla]

E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!

[Caged Heat18]

Its sad, isn't it?

[Caged Heat18]

This is the first extreme rules match in a while.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, I was just thinking. Is this a title match? If not, maybe Holly will win and the Extreme Rules is just an excuse for it.

[Testicle]

Its not a title match.

[Splaya]

I'm watching too for some reason

[Anybody Thrilla]

That torture bomb (I know that's not the name) was pretty sick.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Test4champ, what are your feelings on the suspension of Andrew Martin from World Wrestling Entertainment?

[Caged Heat18]

Not to sure. I don't hate Lashley being champ as most do.

[Splaya]

Lashley should make that his finisher but make it more deadly. The Dominator is just terrible

[Splaya]

Hmmmmm, I can see Snitsky coming out and putting Lashley through the table

[Anybody Thrilla]

So who's gonna be the next champ after Lashley? Certainly not Snitsky, right?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lashley hasn't been awful lately. I'm warming up to him.

[Splaya]

Good finish to the match though

[Caged Heat18]

God I hope Snitsky does not win the title.

[Anybody Thrilla]

They're doing a good job of keeping him off the stick.

[Splaya]

Nice they are finally going with the Originals vs New Breed :)

[Caged Heat18]

I'm liking the originals v. new breed feud.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did that just show footage from a Raw that hasn't aired yet? Interesting.

[KingofOldSchool]

Blunt Man and Towel Man vs. Teach and Blackie

[Anybody Thrilla]

Matt Striker and Elijah Burke may be the greatest tag team of all time.

[The One]

Only Vince McMahon could make a world in which there are just as many ECW fans now than there was when Paul "The Great Business Mind" Heyman...Only the Mutants were fun (in the way Orlando Smarks are)...this new breed of ECW fans is just pathedic.

[ChiefStubbs]

I've been watching for a while to see if it gets better, and with the Original vs. New Breed, well, that's actually just what I was waiting for. I wish it wash Extreme Rules, though.

[KingofOldSchool]

SNITSKY

[Splaya]

Has Kelly Kelly posed nude before. Rep for anyone who can find me some of her

[Caged Heat18]

This is so pointless.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Quit giving these chicks airtime unless it's leading up to something. The Nitro Girls worked because they had three fucking hours to kill. Extreme Expose is a terrible thing, even though I'd bone the shit out of them.

[Splaya]

I'll be the one to say it, Ariel looks hott tonight.

YEAH TWO T'S

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahaha, you notice they've been interrupted every single time? Is that supposed to be the way to get whoever's interrupting them heat?

[McLegend]

Monty Brown :cool:

[KingofOldSchool]

Who's Monty Brown???

[Anybody Thrilla]

I guess Marcus Cor Von could feasibly be ECW champ in a few months.

[Splaya]

What kind of heat do we call that. I would not even classify that as X-pac heat

[McLegend]

The Vampire

[Caged Heat18]

POUNCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Caged Heat18]

...PERIOD!

[McLegend]

THE POUNCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PERIOD

[McLegend]

Hes gotta start doing the dance again :'(

[Anybody Thrilla]

What kind of heat do we call that. I would not even classify that as X-pac heat

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to serve the same purpose as the Randy News Network, as he always interrupted the program at 'inopportune' times to talk about his shoulder recovery. The only problem is, nobody gives a fuck that Extreme Expose is being interrupted. In fact, whoever interrupts them should get cheered, IMO.

[The One]

ECW needs a fat guy for Monty to fight so we can hear more about Hippophants.

[ChiefStubbs]

Tazz going heel or something?

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Sandman is fucking terrible.

[ChiefStubbs]

Two questions: One, since when does a little stick knock the Sandman down?
Two, is Tommy going gay for Jim?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Tazz going heel or something?

I think it's just that his character 'sold out', so to speak. He was doing the same sorta thing last week. Makes sense, really. Good to have somebody counteract Styles.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow they are letting CM Punk wrestle this week.

[Anybody Thrilla]

CM Punk should turn heel and side with the New Breed.

[Fox]

So, who did CM Punk and RVD job to tonight?

[Splaya]

Let's see, let's speculate who punk is facing

Logically I would have him go against a jobber.

Vince wants to keep fucking with us and will put him against Snitsky

[Linkbowler]

So Punk's push is over, yet they're making promo videos for his matches?

[ChiefStubbs]

I just got hungry for Taco Bell.

[KingofOldSchool]

I was thinking Snitsky as well.

[Caged Heat18]

CM Punk should turn heel and side with the New Breed.
:y: Agreed. That'd be cool.

[Anybody Thrilla]

CM Punk v. Little Guido

[Anybody Thrilla]

At least that's my guess.

[KingofOldSchool]

HOLLA HOLLA

[Caged Heat18]

Teddy Long= extreme? What brand extension?

[ChiefStubbs]

Black History Month!

[Caged Heat18]

Punk still sounds like he is over.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mike Knox, hello.

[Linkbowler]

Gimmick wise, Heel Punk and Striker need to ally.

[Splaya]

Did not see Mike Knox coming

[Caged Heat18]

I thought knox got sent down. I guess I was wrong.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I thought Knox was fired?

[McLegend]

Not Mike Knoxx

[ChiefStubbs]

LOL at the Second City Saints sign. Also, why does Punk's shirt say "XXX" on the back?

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah that Punk guy isn't over or anything.

[Anybody Thrilla]

If Knox wins this, I will laugh so hard, probably for the next couple days.

[Splaya]

In my EWR revenge game, I have AJ Styles and Paul London in Evolution and they are feuding with CM Punk and Jeff Hardy. Crowd reaction and match quality for their 3RD match was 100% each

[Anybody Thrilla]

That dropkick from Knox rivaled Hardcore Holly's. Lookin' good tonight, Knoxy! :y:

[Anybody Thrilla]

In my EWR revenge game, I have AJ Styles and Paul London in Evolution and they are feuding with CM Punk and Jeff Hardy. Crowd reaction and match quality for their 3RD match was 100% each

For some reason, I don't see CM Punk and Jeff Hardy hanging out.

[Linkbowler]

That's my favorite announcer saying ever. Gotta stop blocking the knees with the face.

[Caged Heat18]

Wow, Punk wins by submission.

[Splaya]

And Punk wins.

[KingofOldSchool]

Snitsky...

[Linkbowler]

LOL "Dee Dee Dee"

[Splaya]

God what a shock. :(

[Caged Heat18]

When did Kane switch to black tights?:shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Snitsky is mad at CM Punk because of his abstinence, meaning less babies to punt.

[Caged Heat18]

LOL

[ChiefStubbs]

The crowd didn't seem to give a flying fuck about Snitsky.

[Testicle]

Test4champ, what are your feelings on the suspension of Andrew Martin from World Wrestling Entertainment?

Who doesn't use roids in wrestling, honestly?

And don't say CM Punk.

[KingofOldSchool]

The crowd didn't seem to give a flying fuck about Snitsky.

People don't give a flying fuck about ECW, but that's not stopping them.

[KingofOldSchool]

Who doesn't use roids in wrestling, honestly?

And don't say CM Punk.

CM Punk.

[The One]

People don't give a flying fuck about <s>ECW, but that's not stopping them</s> any of this shit anymore.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Who doesn't use roids in wrestling, honestly?

And don't say CM Punk.

Oh, I agree. I'm a big fan of Test myself. I was just asking.

[The Genius]

snitsky is one ugly motherfucker.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like ECW and all of the WWE, really. Does that make me such a bad person?

[The One]

ABT is a bad person.

[Anybody Thrilla]

LASHLEY: "Sometimes when I'm nervous, I stick my fingers in my armpits and I smell 'em like thisssssssss...."

[Caged Heat18]

I like ECW and all of the WWE, really. Does that make me such a bad person?

I still like ya. And I generally enjoy ECW too. Not so much Raw, but I like Smackdown too.

[Anybody Thrilla]

ABT is a bad person.

:(

Oh well, say what you will...but I'm watching and enjoying it. You're watching and hating it. Are you some sort of masochist?

[ChiefStubbs]

Bobby Lashley reminds me of the guy from The Ringer.

[KingofOldSchool]

Lashley: Jumping on the ring was my idea (but don't tell anyone that I got it from old Brock Lesnar matches).

[The One]

:(

Oh well, say what you will...but I'm watching and enjoying it. You're watching and hating it. Are you some sort of masochist?

I havn't watched a single second of new programming since 2006.

[Anybody Thrilla]

For this feud to work, RVD and Sabu are gonna have to win this match. Not that I even want them to, but it's starting to get a little lopsided in the New Breed's favor.

I think the actual ending will be a no contest due to interference, and ultimately, the locker room will clear into a big New Breed v. Old School brawl, New Breed coming out ahead as we go off the air.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I havn't watched a single second of new programming since 2006.

Oh, thought you were watching now.

[KingofOldSchool]

They need to bring up Paul Burchill and have him join up with the New Breed.

[Anybody Thrilla]

We should start messing with The One, then...

OMG! Kelly Kelly is naked! They're not even censoring it! Now she's fingering herself on live TV?!?!?!?! WOW!!!!! THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I FEEL AWFUL FOR ANYBODY NOT VIEWING THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[ChiefStubbs]

For this feud to work, RVD and Sabu are gonna have to win this match. Not that I even want them to, but it's starting to get a little lopsided in the New Breed's favor.

I think the actual ending will be a no contest due to interference, and ultimately, the locker room will clear into a big New Breed v. Old School brawl, New Breed coming out ahead as we go off the air.
Would you go gay for Elijah Burke?

[KingofOldSchool]

We should start messing with The One, then...

OMG! Kelly Kelly is naked! They're not even censoring it! Now she's fingering herself on live TV?!?!?!?! WOW!!!!! THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED!

Replace Kelly Kelly with Kevin Nash.

[McLegend]

We should start messing with The One, then...

OMG! Kelly Kelly is naked! They're not even censoring it! Now she's fingering herself on live TV?!?!?!?! WOW!!!!! THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED!
Is that Topanga from Boy Meets World licking Kelly Kelly?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I would not, and I don't see the relevance in your question, <s>dickhead</s> kind sir. I'm not THAT interested in the 'Elijah Experience', but I do enjoy his work.

[McLegend]

OMG it is.

TOVO turn it on

[Caged Heat18]

Is that Topanga from Boy Meets World licking Kelly Kelly?

I always loved Topanga.

[ChiefStubbs]

We should start messing with The One, then...

OMG! Kelly Kelly is naked! They're not even censoring it! Now she's fingering herself on live TV?!?!?!?! WOW!!!!! THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED!
Wait, I thought The One was gay......

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is that Topanga from Boy Meets World licking Kelly Kelly?

OH MY GOD, IT IS!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wait, I thought The One was gay......

Not anymore. Look at his custom title.

[McLegend]

I always loved Topanga.
So does TOVO

[ChiefStubbs]

Not anymore. Look at his custom title.
I'm so confused.....

[The One]

Wait, I thought The One was gay......
Read the custom title...

And OMGz u guyz! stop it1 u r totly fukin wit meeeee rit now

[The One]

So does TOVO

How the fuck did you know that??? Because it's totally true.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Love that knee lift Burke does.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I mean that Topanga does.

[The One]

Heyoooooo!

[McLegend]

How the fuck did you know that??? Because it's totally true.
I know a lot of things, Tovo.

[Anybody Thrilla]

No Taz, the blood in Sabu's mouth was from when Matt Striker kicked him in the fucking face not two minutes ago.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I know a lot of things, Tovo.

I remember posting a thread about the definitive teenage hottie and The One had a lot of input about Danielle Fischel.

[KingofOldSchool]

That finish was shit.

[The One]

I know a lot of things, Tovo.

Know you these things do you? Well than, if you know so much, who are the key players in my dream orgy. (Bonus if you get the two guys I had in there when I was gay.)

[Caged Heat18]

That was a weak finish.

[McLegend]

I remember posting a thread about the definitive teenage hottie and The One had a lot of input about Danielle Fischel.
Yeah being able to read also helps me find out these things.

[Splaya]

ECW was so good until this ending

[McLegend]

God Bless Sabu

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, shitty finish. Oh well, nothing too terrible on the show tonight, save EE.

[The One]

I remember posting a thread about the definitive teenage hottie and The One had a lot of input about Danielle Fischel.

It's because I wanted to fuck her so bad. I hear she chunked out lately...how sad...

[ChiefStubbs]

I'm pretty sure Sabu didn't sell that right. Bumpwise, anyway. He still fell on top of Elijah.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Well, that's the thing about Sabu. He can't wrestle his way into a paper bag. INTO.

[Jura]

Chunky girls need love too.

[Caged Heat18]

Not a bad show. I generally find ECW a decent enough waste of an hour. I am enjoying the New breed v. originals feud, and still generally enjoy ECW as a whole.

[The One]

I love how ten years ago ECW was a joke because their biggest stars (Sabu, Sandman, etc.) couldn't wrestle to save their lives. Enjoying that some things never change is fun.

[The One]

Chunky girls need love too.
But they gotta pay...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sabu and Sandman aren't really being sold as the biggest stars anymore though, really.

[Fox]

Someone describe the finish please.

And was Danielle Fishel really on ECW tonight, or what?

[McLegend]

Know you these things do you? Well than, if you know so much, who are the key players in my dream orgy. (Bonus if you get the two guys I had in there when I was gay.)
I would rather actually not say.

TOVO :nono:

[Anybody Thrilla]

I couldn't describe the finish if I tried, it was so botched.

And yes. Yes she was.

[The One]

I would rather actually not say.

TOVO :nono:

Oh like you never wanted to get it on with the dolphine who played Flipper....

[Anybody Thrilla]

His name was actually 'James The Nigger Hating Dolphin'.

[Fox]

I couldn't describe the finish if I tried, it was so botched.

And yes. Yes she was.


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Excellent. My plan is coming to fruition.

If we can have Cory Matthews vs. Shawn Hunter w/ Topanga Lawrence as the special guest referee at Mania 23, all will be well with the universe.

[thedamndest]

I opted to watch WSX again tonight, and my decision couldn't have been more right. I actually witnessed such intense action as a Tables, Ladders, CERVEZAS match, an action packed electro shocking, and an action packed commentary by none other than SPARTA! Yes, SPARTA! I flipped over to ECW after watching like twelve people go through tables, and some lame ass was doing a fucking sleeper! I'm a busy, on-the-go type of guy, and I simply do not have time for this bullshit. Give me my half-hour actiongasm over that hour long nap with grandma any day.

Also, one of the lines from the commentators:

"He's (Teddy Hart) pouring water all OVER him, and we all know what a great conductor of electricity water is!" And then Teddy Hart proceeds to electrocute the guy. RIDICULOUS ACTION!

[McLegend]

Did the guy who got electrocuted live?

[Fox]

Just wait til they start calling him the "NEW most electrifying man in sports entertainment."


bada boom.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm gonna watch the WSX replay from last week later tonight on MTV2.

[thedamndest]

Did the guy who got electrocuted live?

No, I'm pretty sure MTV killed a man.

[McLegend]

No, I'm pretty sure MTV killed a man.
Damn

[The Genius]

i was suprised by tonights show. i expected rvd and punk to both job but only rvd did. punk was fed to snitsky however...

[Gertner]

I'm starting to enjoy ECW

[Anybody Thrilla]

Punk wasn't 'fed' to Snitsky. I believe it's called developing a feud...and that's not a bad thing...that's a good thing.

[The One]

Punk iz being buried! OmgZ! xXx Punk ROOLS!!!!!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Punk got a video vignette, a decisive win (over Mike Knox, but whatever), and potential for something more with Snitsky (who they've obviously got high hopes for). I'd say he had a good night.

[The One]

Managment probably did a quick glance around the locker room to see who they could push as the new babyface if they really buried Punk...

RVD - No, he's tired of his bosses telling him not to get arrested...
Sabu - No, he is a half a botched move away from dying...
Dreamer - No, he can barely move anymore...
Sandman - No, he can't wrestle...
Balls - No, he's a sloppy chair spot monkey at best...
Lashley - No, he's already the top dawg and still nobody gives a fuck about him...

Fuck it, let's just push him again...

[The Genius]

snitsky and punk will feud for a while with snitsky eventually going over easily and then leading to a lengthy lashley/snitsky feud for the title. with the rest of the roster engaged in a old school vs new breed feud, punk is left wrestling nunzio, knox, and renee dupree every week.

punk needs to move to smackdown or raw and be put in the IC/US title picture.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Maybe he should go to WSX!!!! :eek:

[The Genius]

HE SHOULD GO TO TNA! :mad:

[McLegend]

He was in TNA, but they botched that.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Anyone else think RVD's ring attire had a little hint of (New) Japan?

[Caged Heat18]

You know I understand Kevin Thorn is a new member of ECW, but with his gimmick he seems like he should stay out of the new breed v. originals feud, as he seems like he should be more of a loaner, than a guy who would join with a group of people. I'd rather seem CM Punk with them, as a heel, to be honest.