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KingofOldSchool
02-15-2007, 09:52 PM
It didn't take her long for her to botch it...

From Amy Dumbass's MySpace page:

I was with the WWE from 1999 until the end of 2007. I did a bunch of cool stuff there and have alot of great memories.

Yes, her botching something is as common as a 90+ degree day in Arizona in August, but I'm bored.

Here's her page so you can laugh some more http://www.myspace.com/therealamydumas
KingofOldSchool
02-15-2007, 09:55 PM
And she likes "kitchy stuff" too.

Anyone know what that is??
Blitz
02-15-2007, 10:04 PM
Either she broke up with Edge or she botched her status as well.
KingofOldSchool
02-15-2007, 10:06 PM
They stopped seeing each other a long time ago. Edge has since gotten back together with his ex wife.
Xero
02-15-2007, 10:11 PM
LOL at Matt being at the #2 friends slot.
KingofOldSchool
02-15-2007, 10:12 PM
Matt jobs to a crappy band.
The Optimist
02-15-2007, 10:14 PM
LOL at Daffney from WCW(I think) being on there.
Xero
02-15-2007, 10:15 PM
From Matt's profile:

"I watch Pro Wrestling programming, specifically Raw, Smackdown, and ECW."

AKA "Vince forces us to watch that shit".
Kane Knight
02-15-2007, 10:24 PM
And she likes "kitchy stuff" too.

Anyone know what that is??

Kitch (sometimes spelled with an s) is essentially gay retro. And I don't mean gay as an insult; homosexual culture tends to deal with a lot of kitch. It's often very similar to camp, except it has more to do with the dregs of form...

Basically, Lita's into gay shit fags love because it's so awful no hetero would have it. Except it also refers to those lawn ornaments and shit.
Splaya
02-15-2007, 10:25 PM
Kitch (sometimes spelled with an s) is essentially gay retro. And I don't mean gay as an insult; homosexual culture tends to deal with a lot of kitch. It's often very similar to camp, except it has more to do with the dregs of form...

Basically, Lita's into gay shit fags love because it's so awful no hetero would have it. Except it also refers to those lawn ornaments and shit.

The fact that you know this worries me :shifty:
KingofOldSchool
02-15-2007, 10:26 PM
Kitch (sometimes spelled with an s) is essentially gay retro. And I don't mean gay as an insult; homosexual culture tends to deal with a lot of kitch. It's often very similar to camp, except it has more to do with the dregs of form...

Basically, Lita's into gay shit fags love because it's so awful no hetero would have it. Except it also refers to those lawn ornaments and shit.

So if you went to Lita's house you'd be surrounded by those damn pink flamingos and lawn gnomes???
KingofOldSchool
02-15-2007, 10:28 PM
I just got a digital camera, so give me a minute to get it under control.

Great...she's gonna post pictures of the ceiling now.
Splaya
02-15-2007, 10:30 PM
So if you went to Lita's house you'd be surrounded by those damn pink flamingos and lawn gnomes???

Wait a minute, do you remember the Jeff Hardy pics with him and the lawn gnomes and the lawn furniture. I wonder if there is a connection here
KingofOldSchool
02-15-2007, 10:33 PM
Jeff Hardy's gay??
Splaya
02-15-2007, 10:39 PM
What. Erase that before Shadow sees it :mad:
KingofOldSchool
02-15-2007, 10:41 PM
Why? This creates a pefect opportunity for him to hook up with Jeff. Then he can die happy.
Splaya
02-15-2007, 10:42 PM
This is true. Who's gonna make the call :shifty:
KingofOldSchool
02-15-2007, 10:43 PM
I'm sure Matt Hardy will get him the hookup.
Splaya
02-15-2007, 10:48 PM
What if Lita's botching has rubbed off on Matt and he botches it. THEN WHAT
KingofOldSchool
02-15-2007, 10:49 PM
Then Shadow would probably have sex with Shannon Moore.
Kane Knight
02-15-2007, 11:05 PM
The fact that you know this worries me :shifty:

As part of the GBLT community, I am informed of these things whether I like it or not.
Splaya
02-15-2007, 11:05 PM
Wow what a gruesome sight.
Kane Knight
02-15-2007, 11:06 PM
Wait a minute, do you remember the Jeff Hardy pics with him and the lawn gnomes and the lawn furniture. I wonder if there is a connection here

I think you're on to something here....
Bad Company
02-16-2007, 12:48 AM
LOL at Daffney from WCW(I think) being on there.
Daffney is fucking awesome. :love:
Corkscrewed
02-16-2007, 02:07 AM
According to Greg Helms, Jimmy Wang Yang has a MySpace too. But it looks super kayfabed and not really used, so even if it's real, it's not really effective.

It's hilarious, though. http://www.myspace.com/akioyang
Corkscrewed
02-16-2007, 02:08 AM
From Yang's page:

Who I'd like to meet:
ladies with nice badonkadonk

:rofl:
Kane Knight
02-16-2007, 08:41 AM
That's just sad.
Shadow
02-16-2007, 01:05 PM
Anyone who says that Jeff Hardy is gay is gonna get killed.

Not by me, by his wife.
Arnold HamNegger
02-16-2007, 01:10 PM
From Amy Dumbass's MySpace page:

I was with the WWE from 1999 until the end of 2007. I did a bunch of cool guys there and have alot of great memories.
Kane Knight
02-16-2007, 04:53 PM
Anyone who says that Jeff Hardy is gay is gonna get killed.

Not by me, by his beard.

Oh yeah. I went there.
YOUR Hero
02-17-2007, 09:48 PM
For someone to say they are kinda tired of all the publicity, yet putting up a web page... well it's a bit bit ironic
Rammsteinmad
02-18-2007, 07:52 AM
I hate when celebs put my myspaces and they have like a billion friends, and all their friends are probably thinking like "wow, I'm friends with Lita. Look at me!!!"

Like she (or any other celeb person) gives a rats ass about half of those people.