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Xero
02-15-2007, 10:36 PM
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Xero
02-15-2007, 10:38 PM
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Vince was scared shitless after realizing that Vince Sr. was still very alive, very pissed and wanted his company back.
Xero
02-15-2007, 10:42 PM
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Taker: Well I'll be damned. It DOES say "SEX" from this angle!
Jura
02-15-2007, 10:46 PM
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WWE Twister! Left ear green.
The Fugitive
02-15-2007, 10:47 PM
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Edge: Goddamnit, not again! Rhyno!

Kennedy: Quick, someone get some nail polish remover!
Jura
02-15-2007, 10:52 PM
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Nitro: I'll take this one. You can have the other one.
Referee: Guyssssssss. What about me???
Xero
02-15-2007, 10:52 PM
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X Pac's stuck on "Low" at the moment.
Jura
02-15-2007, 11:04 PM
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Trump: So darlings, do u like it up the butt?
Ashley: Lolz, he said up the butt.
Girl in Blue: Ashley, isn't that what u wore when u won the Diva search?
Ashley: Loool, "up the butt".
Jura
02-15-2007, 11:13 PM
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HBK: Thanks for helping me move my things buddy.
Cena: No problem Shawn.

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HBK: By the way, I can't seem to find my Playgirl portrait.
Cena: What, you think I took? I don't know where it is mang...

Referee thinking: Dynamite areolas Shawn!
Jura
02-15-2007, 11:18 PM
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The opening scene on the next episode of "Law & Order". *Cue Law & Order trademark noise*
Jura
02-15-2007, 11:24 PM
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Batista: I'm not messing around. Now for the last time...has anyone seen my contacts?
Referee: I'm Shawn's number one fan! Someone take our picture.
Shawn: Oh boy. Couldn't he have waited until after?
Taker: Shawn's got a nice ass but I've seen better.
Lock Jaw
02-15-2007, 11:48 PM
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In mid-match, Vince decided to scrap the women's division. He had the girls immediatley removed to the kitchen.

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The Spirit of Kwee-Wee strikes at Edge!
Skippord
02-16-2007, 03:07 AM
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Mickie James is imbedded in Super Crazy
Corkscrewed
02-16-2007, 04:28 AM
Sorry if any are taken already...


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Tragedy struck after the ref slapped the heads off both Johnny Nitro AND Super Crazy.

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Nitro was the first to win the innaugural "Carry Off Your Wench" contest.

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Batista, however, didn't quite get the concept.
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What most fans didn't know was that this was a reference to one of Vince's favorite sex games.

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"RHYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

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The WWE hit a new low when Vince challenged an elderly Ronald McDonald to a match.

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"Haha, made you look!"

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"I know you ladies have been on Space Mountain, but how about the Trump Tower of Terror?"

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Here, the veteran Shawn Michaels teaches the rookie John Cena the art of making a really gangsta handshake.

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The product's declined so much that not even the vases are nice anymore.

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TAKER: Um, Dave, did you really have to have burritos before the match?

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It's the John Cena Fart Cannon! Complete with spring loaded hand trigger!

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Okay, this hugging thing between Cena and Edge was definitely going a little too far.

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KENNEDY: Seriously, guys... you need to stop hugging.

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Kennedy pantomines what a lot of smarks would like to do... put an invisible dagger in John Cena's back.

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This was the most extreme head Edge had ever gotten.

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Shawn never could get surfing on the Edge Boards quite right.

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Carlito was rather turned on by the chest chops. It wasn't pretty, but at least it was passion.

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PIPER: Oh hell... so that's what a coconut feels like.

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RHODES: Why are you taking me away from my ribs? :'(

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Umaga movie ratings.... TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!

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PIPER: ....I thought I'd offer you a chair.
UMAGA: ..... why how terribly nice of you!
PIPER: Indeed. Would you like some tea and crumpets?

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Piper never did learn how to tactfully kill a fly.

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KHALI: I GAM GAR KINGG OR GHE WORLLLL!!!! OH NO, BUT I'MG GNOT WARRING ANY UNDERPANNNS!!!

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REF: Ok, yeah, yeah, that's hott... not toot on her...

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MICKIE & MELINA: RHYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Transplant
02-16-2007, 06:49 AM
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The Deca-Pus was brought to you by NIKE

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No one was sure on what to expect in a Pimps vs Hoes match.


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Umaga: Roddy, what were you going to do with that chair?
Piper: I...uhhh...I just wanna hit ya...
Umaga: Roddy..
Piper: Yeah?
Umaga: Put the chair down.
Piper: But I just wanna...
Umaga: Just put it down, Roddy.


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Piper: Brrr...GET me a whisky sour...no, TWO!! TWO whisky sour...ssss and duh..... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I can't do drunk impersonations)

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Khali celebrates after being victorious in the first ever Make Your Penis Look Like A Balloon Animal Match...

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Nitro made a nice poodle, but Melina was amazed at Khalis 1950's Carousel.