The Facts of wrestling.

[Kane Knight]

Just for fun, let's compile a list of the "facts" of wrestling. For example,


There have been 3 Kanes. There have been 5 Undertakers.
The DX theme is written or performed by Rage Against the Machine.
Steel chairs are really made of aluminum specially for WWE.
The Dudleyz are really brothers. So are Edge and Christian, Kane and Undertaker, and so on.
Sting is the riginal Ultimate Warrior. There have been at least 2 different Warriors.

[Fox]

:|

[Indifferent Clox]

hhahahaha wtf?

[Dorkchop]

The blood comes from fake blood capsules

(Ok I remember one instance in WCW. I forget who was involved. I think DDP, possibly)

[Arnold HamNegger]

I think, somewhere, somebody told me that wrestling is fake.

[Blitz]

Tajiri's kicks are loud because he wears special boots (someone actually tried to convince me of this).

[Just John]

The ring itself is alot smaller than it looks, a camera trick to make people beleive wrestlers are bigger than they are.

[Shadow]

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT!

[Arnold HamNegger]

People actually testified in a court of law that wrestlers do not use steroids and Vince would never lie to God. So that is obviously a fact.

[thedamndest]

The Renegade is also the Ultimate Warrior.

[TerranRich]

Every single promo and interview is meticulously scripted and followed to the letter. Improvization does not exist.

[Jeritron]

lol, I hear nonwrestling fans say this shit all the time

[the Illusionist]

Triple H is Vince's son in law...but everyone really knew that, right?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Trish Stratus has real boobs.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Stacy Keibler has fake ones.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Chyna is really a woman.

[owenbrown]

Vince is NOT on steroids. :shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

The You Can't See Me album was recorded all in one take, plus it was freestyled.

[diothoir]

Christian was not allowed a surname in the WWE because the writers were afraid that he would be confused with a steel cage.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Shawn Michaels refused to work a program with the CLB, citing that he would never hit a Christian.

[Jeritron]

WWE held Kurt Angle down

[Arnold HamNegger]

There are no real injuries in wrestling, it's just preplanned time off for the wrestlers.

[owenbrown]

Lita does not botch.

[Stickman]

Tazz was a superstar.

[Jeritron]

Kevin Nash was the most watched champion of all time

[Anybody Thrilla]

Muhammad Hassan was supposed to be one of the original kamikaze pilots in the September eleventh tragedy in 2001, but he overslept that day and somebody else took his place.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Muhammad Hassan was supposed to be one of the original kamikaze pilots in the September eleventh tragedy in 2001, but he overslept that day and somebody else took his place.

He was also really Arab.

[Indifferent Clox]

RVD doesn't smoke pot, it's all a gimmick

[Arnold HamNegger]

RVD doesn't smoke pot, it's all a gimmick

He's also an excellent driver.

[Jeritron]

Paul Wight is Andre's son

[Arnold HamNegger]

Goldberg's kick to Bret Hart's head wasn't really that bad.

[Stickman]

Seriously, did brutus the barber actually have plates in his face?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah man.

[Xero]

Eddie Guerrero's death was all a work and he will be back.

[Xero]

The screwjob was a work.

[Xero]

The steel cage is 20 feet high, Hell in a Cell is really 30 feet high, and the giant ladders are 50 feet high.

[Indifferent Clox]

Every episode of monday nitro was the greatest night in the history of wrestling or any televised or non televised event

Source: tony shivante(sp)

[Corkscrewed]

Kurt Angle can kick your ass with his fists.

Oh shit, wrong topic--

[Arnold HamNegger]

Dominik is actually older than Rey Mysterio.

[Disturbed316]

Warrior died.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Accounting is against Paul Heyman's religion.

[Rammsteinmad]

The WWE is in top form at the moment. :y:

[Dorkchop]

Warrior died.

That was wishfull thinking.

[Djscorpion]

HBK DOESN'T ALWAYS HIT THE PERSON ON THE CHIN WITH HIS SWEET CHIN MUSIC....HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE CAUGHT THIS HAPPEN MANY TIMES?

[thecc]

Everyone is jealous of Teddy Hart.

[TerranRich]

That was wishfull thinking.
What he meant was:

The Ultimate Warrior died sometime before 1996 and was replaced with a lookalike (his nephew/cousin/son) when he returned.


Bret Hart is ready to return to wrestling any day now.

[Russenmafia]

Hulk Hogan is 10x a better worker than HBK.

[Londoner]

Angle is God.

[FourFifty]

Kanyon is in the closet.

[Just John]

All ladder dives are done using crash test dummies with wigs and painted on garments.

[Disturbed316]

Turnbuckles ARE actually made of chocolate

[Caged Heat18]

You can learn to fall off a twenty foot ladder.

[Xero]

The tables are made of cardboard.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Bobby Lashley was actually trained by Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar.

Mikey is the cousin of John Cena.

Ric Flair has a grandson wrestling on the independant scene by the name of "Sick" Nick Flair, that is rumoured to have changed his last name because of the WWE. :shifty:

Rhyno was going be WWE Champion but then he got injured in 2001, and plans were scrapped.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Shannon Moore and Gregory Helms apparently formed some kind of Wiggles parody stable when they were just getting started in the business. They were apparently being looked at by WCW to come in, but when the WWE picked up The Hardys, WCW just brought in Helms and Moore, signed Evan Karagias, and hence we got 3 Count. Hardy was the blue Wiggle, Jeff was the purple wiggle (a parallel to the actual Jeff Wiggle), Helms was the red Wiggle, and Moore wore yellow. Matt was actually the leader. Joey Mathews made some appearances with them as a Captain Feathersword parody.

Billy Gunn was meant to get a World Title push after winning the 1999 King of the Ring, but the reason he wasn't pushed as hard as possible is because he was married at the time. Apparently the WWE thought this went against the imagine of "Mr. Ass", and they didn't feel Gunn fully committed to the character.

[Blitz]

Alienoid, you've lost the plot of this thread.

[The Optimist]

I think everyone has lost the plot of this thread.

[YOUR Hero]

Pete Rose is in the WWE Hall of Fame. Little known to most people it's this reason MLB will not allow him in theirs.