WWE No Way Out 2007 Captions

[Xero]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/45.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/44.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/43.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/42.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/38.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/39.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/40.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/41.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/37.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/35.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/34.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/33.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/32.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/30.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/31.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/29.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/28.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/27.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/26.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/24.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/25.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/23.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/21.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/22.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/19.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/20.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/18.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/15.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/16.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/17.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/14.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/13.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/12.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/10.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/09.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/08.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/11.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/07.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/05.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/03.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/06.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/02.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/01.jpg

[Xero]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/03.jpg
Being deathly afraid of spiders, Benoit forced MVP to kill one for him.

[Outsider]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/22.jpg

Kendricks wrestling lessons from Lita helped him pull off a perfect dropkick

[KingofOldSchool]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/30.jpg
Unfortunately, their imitations of Alex Wright, The Disco Inferno, and "Ravishing" Rick Rude didn't get over with the fans.

[V]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/06.jpg
The only thing creative had left for Benoit was for him to be MVP's soccer ball

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/11.jpg
Cole: oh my god!, BRITNEY SPEARS is entering the cruiserweight open!

[Xero]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/25.jpg
Lex Luger looks different... Did he get a new hair cut?

[KingofOldSchool]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/05.jpg

Benoit: Matt, is that a video of you and Amy having sex on the big screen over there???

Matt: OH SHIT.

Jeff: I'm not looking...

[Outsider]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/26.jpg

Mr Kennedy gets to do what every WWE fan wants to do right now, twat Lashley with a metal object

[Xero]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/17.jpg
Being allergic to Booker's boot made it impossible for Kane to be hit with the Axe kick.

[KingofOldSchool]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/26.jpg

Lashley: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! There's a tiny bug on my back! Somebody get it off! *whimpers*

Kennedy: Damnit Bobby! Hold still...

[KingofOldSchool]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/43.jpg

Little did Taker know that Cena had a fetish for having his chest rubbed.

[Xero]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/15.jpg
Team SmackDown! was pathetic, considering only one member showed up. The other two couldn't make it.

[Xero]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/27.jpg
God was beyond pissed at the DQ ending.

[KingofOldSchool]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/32.jpg

Even Kelly's Expose was bored with Brooke Hogan's performance.

[Xero]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/23.jpg
London: DID SOMEONE LOSE THEIR KID!? THERE IS A LOST KID ON THE STAGE, PLEASE CLAIM HIM!
Rey: That's my brother!

[Jura]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/45.jpg

Batista: Taker look, I had them make me a chocolate belt wrapped in gold foil.
Taker: Does that cloud look like a bunny to you?

[Jura]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/44.jpg

Batista: Fine, you're not my friend anymore. Screw you, I'm going home.
Taker: Bunny...

[Jura]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/42.jpg

Batista: Taker was right. It does look like a bunny.
Cena: Does 2+2=5? Help meeeee!!

[Jura]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/37.jpg

Referee: You guys may have big muscles but I know kung-fu. wahhh

[Xero]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/26.jpg
Kennedy: RHYNOOOOOOO!

[Jura]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/33.jpg

Ashley: Who wants to see me topless?

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/32.jpg

Jillian: Girl please. No one wants to see that.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/23.jpg

We do!!!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/20.jpg

So do we!! We even drove through the entire arena!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/03.jpg

MVP: Don't forget me!!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/05.jpg

Matt: Yeahhh!! Scissors beats rock!!
Jeff: Huh? Sure, whatever...pink taco what? Ok I'll have some.
Benoit: Tig ol' bitties...

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/34.jpg

Ashley: Weee!! How do you like them apples?

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/09.jpg

Jimmy: Yayy titties!!!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/08.jpg

Jimmy: Woooo hoooooo!!!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/07.jpg

Scotty: OMGZZZ!!!
Daivari: Bunny...

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/43.jpg

Cena: Taker lift me up so I can see better!! Woah they're huge!!!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/18.jpg

Kane: Hahhahah...her nipples are shaped like bunny heads.

[FourFifty]

<img src=http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/29.jpg>
FourFifty: See! I told you The Miz is really Jesus! HOORAH!!!!!

[Impeccable]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/40.jpg

Shawn Michaels reels as Dancin' Dave lets one rip!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/34.jpg

Left bunny: Do my ears look big in this?
Right Bunny: No, but you look like a tit!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/29.jpg

Miz failed to consult Talent Relations when he got his new catchphrase printed on a T-shirt. "Hitebo!"

[Lock Jaw]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/43.jpg
UNDERTAKER JUST NIPPLESLAMMED CENA TO HELL!! BAHGAWD!!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/25.jpg
Blax Luger?

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/21.jpg
London had been playing too much Mario before the match.

[Corkscrewed]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/12.jpg
Try as he might, Finlay couldn't take advantage and smash Boogieman out of the arena after he was hit with the shrinking star.

[Corkscrewed]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/25.jpg
Wayne Brady was not pleased after Kennedy messed up the next line in the Irish Drinking song.

[Blue Demon]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/18.jpg
Kane was happy he had saved 15% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.

[Chuck Jones]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/40.jpg

Dave really needs to watch his Muta tapes again. Worst. Shining Wizard. Ever.

[M-A-G]

[QUOTE=Xero Limit 126]http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/45.jpg

Batista: Hey, follow my signal! I found him! I think he's still alive!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/44.jpg

Batista: Did I just hear you say something about my momma?

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/43.jpg

Cena: They didn't see Batista's signal. Quick, give me a boost.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/42.jpg

Cena: Damn these cell phones keep getting tinier.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/38.jpg

Although a highly unorthodox method for removing items lodged in the throat, the Batista Manuever was still no less effective.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/39.jpg

Charles Robinson: Cindy Crawford, Jamie King, Claudia Schiffer....
Undertaker: Supermodels
Charles Robinson: Correct....uh, a rail, a wall, someone's shoulder, a cane...
Undertaker: Things you lean on
Charles Robinson: Correct! Damn you're good.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/40.jpg

Batista was hella determined to get his new life-saving maneuver over with the medical community.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/41.jpg

Not to be outdone by his rival, the Undertaker began the process for developing his own life-saving technique.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/37.jpg

Charles Robinson: Alright, STOP......Collaborate and listen, Ice is back with my brand new invention...
Cena: Yo, that's my schtick.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/35.jpg

Everything looks more expensive with Steven Speilberg.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/34.jpg

Why, no, they're not real! Neither are the bunnies.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/33.jpg

Ashley: Pfft, and they all claimed I'd just be a whore one day. I sure showed them.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/32.jpg

Jillian: OK, we asked you to name a giant waste of time. You said "SmackDown!". And odd choice, an odd choice indeed but somewhat understandable. Let's go to the survey. Survey says....*DING* The number one answer!!!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/30.jpg

The Night-Ho Girls

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/31.jpg

Vince McMahon's expansion into films led to this concoction for a spin-off erotic version of Charlie's Angels

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/29.jpg

Foreign audiences were easily able to identify Miz's gimmick by correctly translating "Hitebo" as "annoying waste of space".

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/28.jpg

Charles Robinson: Uh, a carpet?
Lashley: A doormat?
Charles Robinson: That's cheating.
Lashley: No it's not!
Road Agent: Now, now, do we have to call off this game?

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/27.jpg

Lashley: Dammit, he's gonna tell me what he's supposed to be if I have to beat it out of him.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/26.jpg

Yet another take on the Heimlich Manuever, the Kennedy Method........Method.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/24.jpg

Lashley was not the most qualified individual to remove a pencil stuck in someone's ear.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/25.jpg

The referee was aghast. Sure he's seen countless individuals doing whatever it took to win a match but live human sacrifice?

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/23.jpg

Kendrick: Psst, hey, how long before they notice that we've been champions this long?
London: Shhh....just smile and wave....

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/21.jpg

London's superhuman balance would make anyone jealous.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/22.jpg

Kendrick: GIMME YOUR MONEY!!! GIMME YOUR MONEY!!!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/19.jpg

Something funny was in the water.....

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/20.jpg

Damn flat tires.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/18.jpg

Kane was happy, surely, but the lingering WrestleMania logo would soon swoop in to change his mood.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/15.jpg

Kane: Eew, stop humping my leg.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/16.jpg

Yes, it's the Kane and Booker T wall clock! The 6 time World Champion acts as the clock's hour hand while the Big Red Machine will keep things ticking as the minute hand. Own this piece of wrestling memorabilia NOW!!!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/17.jpg

Booker: Man, get that fried freak outta here! I can be a clock all by myself. Check this flexibility.
Kane: Uh, I don't think that's gonna work.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/14.jpg

Finlay: Ahh, let's see, we'll reach in here and....ooh...nice.........

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/13.jpg

Saint Patrick's Day is never too early.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/12.jpg

A great wrestler is no doubt something to call Finlay but owner of the world's most powerful lungs???

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/10.jpg

Chavo: Yes! AGAIN!!!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/09.jpg

Korderas: Uh, don't look now Jimmy, but it looks like you're gonna have to job again.
Jimmy: Ah, f*ck....

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/08.jpg

Yang's stealth skills were second-to-none.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/11.jpg

Luna Vachon obviously took a wrong turn heading to the Women's Title match.

[Disturbed316]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/43.jpg

When Doctors said Cena could simply pass the kidney stone, little did he realise that it wasn't a kidney stone, but a 6"10 dead man

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/40.jpg

It seems Shawn forgot to stand behind the pink barrier when Batista started his go on DDR.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/27.jpg

Even God couldn't stop what was coming next...the continuation of Lashley's title run.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/22.jpg

Kevin Nash/Giant botch powerbomb, take two.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/18.jpg

Kane: Me going to Wrestlemania 23? ROFL

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/10.jpg

Chavo: Wait, I was in this match?

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/05.jpg

Benoit: Is that who I think it is?

Matt: Yeah, hey Jeff look, it's god!

Jeff: I knew I should have hidden my stash better

Benoit: Pretty colours

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/03.jpg

Benoit was determind to get the playdough out of MVP

[Blue Demon]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/25.jpg

Mickey Jay stared in shock as Lashley literally broke Mr. Kennedy in half.

[Corkscrewed]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/20.jpg
Deuce and Domino got massive heat when they appeared on the show commandeering Eddie Guerrero's stolen lowrider...

[Cuzziebro]

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8400/37ds2.jpg

Charles Robinson: High Five
Cena:.....No

[Jeritron]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/18.jpg
ROXANNNNNEEEEEEEEEE! You don't have to put on the RED LIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Jeritron]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/05.jpg
With our Powers combined, we can summon up the mic skills to cut one watchable promo. maybe.

[Avenger]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/31.jpg

this isn't a caption. But... FUCK... that is an incredibly unattractive picture. Ugh...

[loopydate]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/45.jpg

Batista was so grateful for the giant's interference that he proposed.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/44.jpg

Everyone was disgusted at Batista's shocking heel turn... except for the dude in the white t-shirt.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/43.jpg

CENA: COLD HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/42.jpg

CENA: No! I need to finish this match! I'll-- Okay, fine. I'll give you one more hernia check, Stevie...

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/38.jpg

BATISTA: Um, John?
CENA: Yeah, Dave. What's up?
BATISTA: Uh... You know how it's cold in this arena?
CENA: Yeah.
BATISTA: And you know that you forgot to zip up when you came back from the bathroom?
CENA: ...no. But go on.
BATISTA: Well... Funny story. I'm... Well, I think I'm stuck.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/39.jpg

COLE: LEGDROP ON RICHARDS! THAT HAS TO BE IT!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/40.jpg

Not the most flexible wrestler on the roster, Dave Batista always needed a little... assistance with his superkicks.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/41.jpg

New from WWE Films: He was a legend. Undefeated at WrestleMania. The "conscience" of WWE. And he was a legend, too. One of the most controversial characters in history. Somehow, they found love on...

Brokeback Glass Ceiling

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/37.jpg

ROBINSON: You're not watching!

CENA: How much longer is this guy gonna pretend to be a helicopter?

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/35.jpg

UNDERTAKER: Okay, good news and bad news. Good news is, it's not cold in here anymore...

---

More to come later. If I feel like it. GodDAMN, I'm rusty.

[Jeritron]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ppv/2007_01_NoWayOut/45.jpg

Wrestlemania 23: All Blown Up