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02-21-2007, 11:01 AM
From: "MOHAMMED HASSAN" <drmo_hassan22@hotmail.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Attention:
Date: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 14:26:42 +0000
Attention:
I am a well reputable Physician to some top government personnel in
Democratic Republic of Congo.
Recently one of my clients who happens to be a very close family friend to
late President Mobutu Sese Seko family came up with a lucrative business
proposal.
In brief, President Mobutu Sese Seko was our former head of state who died
suddenly on September 7,, 1997.
Upon the sudden and tragic death of this man, the new administration
started an intensive exercise to freeze all his bank accounts both home and
abroad as he was confirmed to have diverted a certain percentage of oil
proceeds totaling US$580M (Five Hundred and Eighty Million U.S. Dollars
Only) into private bank accounts scattered in several countries of the
World. About =N=4.5 Billion (Four Billion, Five Hundred Million cfas) our
local currency was recovered from his official residence after his death.
However, there happens to be the sum of US$10,500,000.00 (Ten Million,Five
Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) hidden away in a company
Security account deposit (CSAD) in Madrid Spain being known only by me and
Mrs. AMINATA KABORE who ran to Burkina faso for her dear life,she is Family
Friend to Late Mobutu's family.
It is therefore on this note that Mrs. AMINATA is secretly looking for a
trustworthy and understanding person who will help to accommodate and
safeguard this fund in his account to save them from the calamities of the
present clamp down on the Mobutu's family.
This woman due to the urgency of this matter are prepared give away with
30% of this money to whoever can render the assistance,10% for local and
international expenses,While the balance of 60% would be for us.
My Associate who is a close family friend to the Mobutu's family has
therefore asked me to contact you for this business and also co-ordinate
this transaction on behalf of himself and me.
This woman is in serious financial distress and this is the only hope of the
her familyafter all the suffering with the late Mobutus family, as all their
passports and travel documents have been seized by the Government .
Note that there is no risk involved as this is only known to you, myself,
and her .
As soon as I hear from you, I shall give you detailed information on our to
go about this project However, we will reach you for more highlights as soon
as we receive your letter of acceptance/acknowledgment.
Currently i am here in assulmy [sic] in Spain Madrid and we need you to come down
here so that you apply to the security company here where this money is
deposited, i cant apply for this because we need a capable hand that will
assist me in handling this deal
This business is highly confidential and therefore should be treated as
such.
I await a quick response from you. God be with us.
Yours faithfully,
Dr Mohammed Hassan
+34 626 563 486
Granted, he misspelled his name, but he's in dire need of our help! It's good to see he's a doctor now. At least he's done something with himself since quitting WWE.
Here's my response to him:
Dearest Mr. Hassan,
It is disconcerting to hear of your recent troubles. Firstly, please allow me to extend my condolences on the death of your president, Mobutu Sese Seko. Secondly, it is good to see that you have been keeping busy since your days in WWE. And you're a doctor now! This is excellent news. Your fans are still strong in numbers and wished you the best in your future endeavors when you quit wrestling. We never realized that those endeavors would lead you to become a doctor and a close friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of President Mobutu Sese Seko, of all people!
I am calling upon all wrestling fans to help you, Mr. Hassan, in your quest to launder an uncanny amount of money that most likely does not exist. I mean, if this were anyone else... ANYONE else at all... I would be hard-pressed to think it would some sort of scam or something. And while I don't exactly know what an "assulmy" is, I'm sure it's very important and needs our attention immediately.
Little did you know that I am a friend of a friend of a friend of the esteemed (?) President George W. Bush. I have forwarded this email to him and you will get the help you need. It's only fair, Mr. Hassan, after your years (okay, YEAR) of dedicated hard-work for the professional wrestling world.
Oh, and one more thing: I wanted to—
ALALLEAYEYYAYAYYALLALALELEYYEYYAYYAALALELEYYYEYELAYAYYEYEALELAEYEYELALELAYLAEEYEYAEEAAAA....
DAMN YOU, HASSAN! THAT $10,500,000.00 WILL BE MINE!!
Yours in faith,
Vincent K. McMahon
Apologies if this is in the wrong forum, but it is wrestling related. Pretty funny how he chose the name "MOHAMMED HASSAN". ;)
Subject: Attention:
Date: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 14:26:42 +0000
Attention:
I am a well reputable Physician to some top government personnel in
Democratic Republic of Congo.
Recently one of my clients who happens to be a very close family friend to
late President Mobutu Sese Seko family came up with a lucrative business
proposal.
In brief, President Mobutu Sese Seko was our former head of state who died
suddenly on September 7,, 1997.
Upon the sudden and tragic death of this man, the new administration
started an intensive exercise to freeze all his bank accounts both home and
abroad as he was confirmed to have diverted a certain percentage of oil
proceeds totaling US$580M (Five Hundred and Eighty Million U.S. Dollars
Only) into private bank accounts scattered in several countries of the
World. About =N=4.5 Billion (Four Billion, Five Hundred Million cfas) our
local currency was recovered from his official residence after his death.
However, there happens to be the sum of US$10,500,000.00 (Ten Million,Five
Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) hidden away in a company
Security account deposit (CSAD) in Madrid Spain being known only by me and
Mrs. AMINATA KABORE who ran to Burkina faso for her dear life,she is Family
Friend to Late Mobutu's family.
It is therefore on this note that Mrs. AMINATA is secretly looking for a
trustworthy and understanding person who will help to accommodate and
safeguard this fund in his account to save them from the calamities of the
present clamp down on the Mobutu's family.
This woman due to the urgency of this matter are prepared give away with
30% of this money to whoever can render the assistance,10% for local and
international expenses,While the balance of 60% would be for us.
My Associate who is a close family friend to the Mobutu's family has
therefore asked me to contact you for this business and also co-ordinate
this transaction on behalf of himself and me.
This woman is in serious financial distress and this is the only hope of the
her familyafter all the suffering with the late Mobutus family, as all their
passports and travel documents have been seized by the Government .
Note that there is no risk involved as this is only known to you, myself,
and her .
As soon as I hear from you, I shall give you detailed information on our to
go about this project However, we will reach you for more highlights as soon
as we receive your letter of acceptance/acknowledgment.
Currently i am here in assulmy [sic] in Spain Madrid and we need you to come down
here so that you apply to the security company here where this money is
deposited, i cant apply for this because we need a capable hand that will
assist me in handling this deal
This business is highly confidential and therefore should be treated as
such.
I await a quick response from you. God be with us.
Yours faithfully,
Dr Mohammed Hassan
+34 626 563 486
Granted, he misspelled his name, but he's in dire need of our help! It's good to see he's a doctor now. At least he's done something with himself since quitting WWE.
Here's my response to him:
Dearest Mr. Hassan,
It is disconcerting to hear of your recent troubles. Firstly, please allow me to extend my condolences on the death of your president, Mobutu Sese Seko. Secondly, it is good to see that you have been keeping busy since your days in WWE. And you're a doctor now! This is excellent news. Your fans are still strong in numbers and wished you the best in your future endeavors when you quit wrestling. We never realized that those endeavors would lead you to become a doctor and a close friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of President Mobutu Sese Seko, of all people!
I am calling upon all wrestling fans to help you, Mr. Hassan, in your quest to launder an uncanny amount of money that most likely does not exist. I mean, if this were anyone else... ANYONE else at all... I would be hard-pressed to think it would some sort of scam or something. And while I don't exactly know what an "assulmy" is, I'm sure it's very important and needs our attention immediately.
Little did you know that I am a friend of a friend of a friend of the esteemed (?) President George W. Bush. I have forwarded this email to him and you will get the help you need. It's only fair, Mr. Hassan, after your years (okay, YEAR) of dedicated hard-work for the professional wrestling world.
Oh, and one more thing: I wanted to—
ALALLEAYEYYAYAYYALLALALELEYYEYYAYYAALALELEYYYEYELAYAYYEYEALELAEYEYELALELAYLAEEYEYAEEAAAA....
DAMN YOU, HASSAN! THAT $10,500,000.00 WILL BE MINE!!
Yours in faith,
Vincent K. McMahon
Apologies if this is in the wrong forum, but it is wrestling related. Pretty funny how he chose the name "MOHAMMED HASSAN". ;)