Do you remember when Angle was one of the most respected men in wrestling?

[Dorkchop]

It's awesome because now he's one of the biggest jokes in wrestling.

Angle needs to get off Planet Stasiac and back to reality. Does he actually believe what he's saying is true? Is he just trying to really put TNA over?

I still can't believe how he said he'd beat Chuck Liddell. Seriously.





It's also sad because I still like Angle.

[Bad Company]

Maybe he's trying to slowly turn heel.

[Lock Jaw]

I don't get what he's been doing wrong. He's just been putting over TNA, which one might expect from an employee of TNA.

[Dorkchop]

He's saying things like Dixie Carter is a better business person than Vince. He says this while TNA lost 10 million last year, and WWE made something like 40 million.

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, he's putting over his company. What's he gonna do? Be a Kip James about it all?

[Dorkchop]

I'm a better artist than Todd McFarlane

[Dorkchop]

I'm all for Kurt and anyone in TNA putting over their company. How many "matches of the year" is Kurt going to have in 3 months?

[Mr. JL]

The only way to save himself is to say he's been dropping mad LSD since he got out of his WWE contract.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kurt Angle is the man. He always will be. Bob Backlund drinks the closest thing he can to human blood, but he is still no less the man. Kurt Angle and Bob Backlund need to get together as "Crazy About America", or something. That would kick so much ass.

Angle is still the best wrestler in the world, and that is something TNA has over WWE any day of the week.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The only way to save himself is to say he's been dropping mad LSD since he got out of his WWE contract.

Maybe they should take the quote by Conan O'Brien that Chocolate Lucky Charms are like going on acid. "I put some good old every day milk in Chocolate Lucky Charms, and now I'm going to have a Match of the Year candidate against a rabbit in a top hat. Oh, it's real! IT'S DAMN REAL!".

[Mr. JL]

lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

Holy shit, Bob Backlund has the whole vampire thing going on, and Kurt Angle has the mouthguard and being draped in the American flag.

I don't know if I mean this or not, but Kurt Angle and Bob Backlund as "American Vampires". That shit would be so crazy, it could work. Have Alex Shelley film their "home life" which is shot like a sitcom/mockumentary.

Angle is a vampire out of Pittsburg...PENNSYLVANIA! *lightning flashes as The Simpsons make the final stretch to Mr Burns' manor*, but instead of drinking he blood, he drinks milk. Bob Backlund carries himself as Bob Backlund always does, but he has a fetish for carrot juice to sustain his immortality.

I wouldn't advise this of TNA, as I doubt they can do it with subtlety, but it would almost serve as a parallel to The Undertaker. I mean, the WWE has a zombie as its top guy, why can't TNA have a dorkish, insane, milk-drinking vampire?

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's just too convenient. Backlund and Angle are both "odd fellows", Angle has the brood entrance, the mouthguard (give him fangs) and he comes out draped in the American flag. Perfect.

[Kane Knight]

I don't get what he's been doing wrong. He's just been putting over TNA, which one might expect from an employee of TNA.

Putting over TNA might work better if he wasn't so laughable in the process. Things like claiming their ratings are higher than Smackdown, claiming he could kill anyone in MMA, these are things that make him and his company look like some joke trying to talk big. Wrestling is the art of deception. The trick is to deceive in ways people can suspend disbelief, though, and Kurt violates that. Regularly.

[Jura]

I want to change my name to Kirk Angel or Crispin Wah.

[Jeritron]

Holy shit, Bob Backlund has the whole vampire thing going on, and Kurt Angle has the mouthguard and being draped in the American flag.

I don't know if I mean this or not, but Kurt Angle and Bob Backlund as "American Vampires". That shit would be so crazy, it could work. Have Alex Shelley film their "home life" which is shot like a sitcom/mockumentary.

Angle is a vampire out of Pittsburg...PENNSYLVANIA! *lightning flashes as The Simpsons make the final stretch to Mr Burns' manor*, but instead of drinking he blood, he drinks milk. Bob Backlund carries himself as Bob Backlund always does, but he has a fetish for carrot juice to sustain his immortality.

I wouldn't advise this of TNA, as I doubt they can do it with subtlety, but it would almost serve as a parallel to The Undertaker. I mean, the WWE has a zombie as its top guy, why can't TNA have a dorkish, insane, milk-drinking vampire?


Alienoid has hit a new level of absurdity with his posts. Talk about Planet Stasiak, Alienoid's the ruler.

[KingofOldSchool]

Holy shit, Bob Backlund has the whole vampire thing going on, and Kurt Angle has the mouthguard and being draped in the American flag.

I don't know if I mean this or not, but Kurt Angle and Bob Backlund as "American Vampires". That shit would be so crazy, it could work. Have Alex Shelley film their "home life" which is shot like a sitcom/mockumentary.

Angle is a vampire out of Pittsburg...PENNSYLVANIA! *lightning flashes as The Simpsons make the final stretch to Mr Burns' manor*, but instead of drinking he blood, he drinks milk. Bob Backlund carries himself as Bob Backlund always does, but he has a fetish for carrot juice to sustain his immortality.

I wouldn't advise this of TNA, as I doubt they can do it with subtlety, but it would almost serve as a parallel to The Undertaker. I mean, the WWE has a zombie as its top guy, why can't TNA have a dorkish, insane, milk-drinking vampire?

Kurt, is that you?

[Jeritron]

Alienoid is the most fucking absurd poster ever. Don't get me wrong Alienoid, I like because you're so pleasant and optimistic. But you're fucking ridiculous.

[D Mac]

I have to disagree jeritron. Alienoid rules.

[Jeritron]

Holy shit, Bob Backlund has the whole vampire thing going on, and Kurt Angle has the mouthguard and being draped in the American flag.

I don't know if I mean this or not, but Kurt Angle and Bob Backlund as "American Vampires". That shit would be so crazy, it could work. Have Alex Shelley film their "home life" which is shot like a sitcom/mockumentary.

Angle is a vampire out of Pittsburg...PENNSYLVANIA! *lightning flashes as The Simpsons make the final stretch to Mr Burns' manor*, but instead of drinking he blood, he drinks milk. Bob Backlund carries himself as Bob Backlund always does, but he has a fetish for carrot juice to sustain his immortality.

I wouldn't advise this of TNA, as I doubt they can do it with subtlety, but it would almost serve as a parallel to The Undertaker. I mean, the WWE has a zombie as its top guy, why can't TNA have a dorkish, insane, milk-drinking vampire?

[D Mac]

funny

[Jeritron]

funny

but from the way he delivers and organizes his writing, he makes it clear that he's dead serious with that.

[Londoner]

but from the way he delivers and organizes his writing, he makes it clear that he's dead serious with that.

I think he's a decent poster overall, even if some of his posts maybe a bit over the top.

[lort]

You know remember back when Angle was actually funny and wasn't allowed to give public interviews. So we didn't all know he was a raving loony. He had Bob Backlund as his trainer in WWE, he started using the Crossface Chicken Wing as his submission finisher too then later he switched to the Ankle Lock.

They weren't vampires though.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I wasn't actually being serious with those posts, Jeritron. I was channelling the spirit of Kurt Angle. :p

But honestly, if Kurt and Backlund did do that, don't tell me it wouldn't be good for a laugh. Angle being a dork > Angle being a serious crackpot.

[Mr. Nerfect]

You know remember back when Angle was actually funny and wasn't allowed to give public interviews. So we didn't all know he was a raving loony. He had Bob Backlund as his trainer in WWE, he started using the Crossface Chicken Wing as his submission finisher too then later he switched to the Ankle Lock.

They weren't vampires though.

Times have changed, and Angle and Backlund are now fully insane. There is money to be made in that.

[Xero]

Two words: Loose Cannon.

It would make sense if this was all a "gimmick".

[Theo Dious]

I'm going to a convention in Pittsburgh on March 24th that Angle will be signing autographs at. How much money will you guys put up for me to ask him what Dixie Carter's ass tastes like?

[Jura]

A slice of cold pizza and a drumstick.

[YOUR Hero]

broken fricken' neck

[JT]

I'm all for Kurt and anyone in TNA putting over their company. How many "matches of the year" is Kurt going to have in 3 months?

Thank you Lance Storm.

[Fox]

I think Kurt Angle is still the man. He consistently entertains me more than anything else in wrestling, and is getting a great push in TNA. Plus, he's a bad ass. Anyone else see that headbutt he took from Scott Steiner on Impact? That was brutal.

[JT]

NOTE: I think Lance is the man, but that comment seems almost directly out of one his Q&As on StormWrestling.com

[FourFifty]

Yeah, he's putting over his company. What's he gonna do? Be a Kip James about it all?

Tovo negged you, didn't he?

[Lock Jaw]

No. He neg repped me for something in a different thread.

[James Steele]

NOTE: I think Lance is the man, but that comment seems almost directly out of one his Q&As on StormWrestling.com

(LOL)

[Kane Knight]

Two words: Loose Change.

ANGLE: I DID IT! I WAS BEHIND 9-11! I TOOK DOWN THE WORLD TRADE CENTER WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!

[Theo Dious]

ANGLE: I DID IT! I WAS BEHIND 9-11! I TOOK DOWN THE WORLD TRADE CENTER WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!

Ric Flair was in a plane crash once. I smell a conspiracy. Woooooo!!!

[Dorkchop]

NOTE: I think Lance is the man, but that comment seems almost directly out of one his Q&As on StormWrestling.com

Actually, yes it does. Oh well.