Mr. Nerfect
02-24-2007, 03:36 AM
Bring him in as Donald Trump's stooge. If the WWE wants to do something with him, they can't just push him to the moon, they need to bring him back as the same joke he was, but have him slowly come into his own.
On RAW, have Donald Trump come out, and say he doesn't have to tell us who his representative at WrestleMania is going to be, because he doesn't take orders from Vince, but he will because he knows a lot of people tuned in tonight to hear who it's going to be, and he doesn't want to let them down. Trump introduces us to a man Vince wrongfully fired. A man with a lot of potential, a great work ethic, and now a close friend and cohort of his...Mr. Rob Conway.
The Apprentice theme hits again, and out comes Conway in wrestling attire. He gets in the ring and thanks Donald Trump for the opportunity to become only the second man to ever beat Umaga at WrestleMania, and having the satisfaction of being the man responsible for Vince McMahon being embarrassed and shaved bald. Donald Trump cuts Conway off and says "Woah, Rob, you're not going to be my representative at WrestleMania" (presumingly to a huge pop). Trump says the reason he told Rob Conway to be here in wrestling attire is because he wants Rob to face his representative in an exhibition match on RAW here tonight. That representative is this man...*cue Bobby Lashley's entrance*.
Conway looks pissed, but stays in the ring, stomps on Bobby Lashley as he enters. Lashley powers Conway into the corner, hits a few shoulder blocks, and then gives Conway a T-Bone suplex. Rob rolls to the floor and takes a breather. Lashley gives chase, and Rob runs back into the ring, runs the ropes, but is caught by a Lashley belly-to-belly overhead suplex. A gorilla press slam, Spear and Running Powerslam end it in the ECW World Champion's favour. During the match, Trump can be on commentary putting over Lashley physically and talking about how Rob will be kindly compensated for doing this for Trump and the fans.
The next night is Bobby Lashley's ECW World Title defence in a Steel Cage Match against Hardcore Holly. During the match, Umaga makes his entrance, and enters the cage, and helps Holly stomp away on Lashley. Holly realises he can exit the cage while Umaga is beating down Lashley, but she he is about to go through the door, it is slammed shut on his head by someone. It's Rob Conway, wearing an Apprentice t-shirt. He lists the time and day we can catch The Apprentice on NBC to the camera, and then enters the cage, and fights off Umaga for a bit, but then gets dominated by the Samoan Bulldozer. He distracts Umaga long enough for Lashley to make a comeback and Spear Umaga and hit Hardcore Holly with a Running Powerslam for the pin, though.
On RAW the following night, Donald Trump, Bobby Lashley and Rob Conway arrive together in a limo, and Trump has pulled some strings to get Conway an Intercontinenal Championship Match against Umaga tonight. Conway looks scared, but Trump and Lashley assure him everything will be fine.
Rob Conway makes his entrance to The Appentice theme song, and awaits his doom at the hands of Umaga. The Samoan Bulldozer enters, and he demolishes Conway was expected, but then The Apprentice theme hits again, and out comes Trump with Lashley in tow. Trump brides the referee to make this a No Disqualification Match, and the referee agrees. Lashley then Spears Umaga and beats the crap out of him for a bit, and Conway then covers for the pin on Umaga. Rob Conway is the new WWE Intercontinental Champion! Jim Ross praises it as an epic upset, and Jerry Lawler will no doubt be on the face side as well, although he should really point out it isn't a fair way for Umaga to lose his Intercontinental Title.
Anyway, basically you have Conway hang around with Bobby Lashley when Trump can't be there, always wearing an Apprentice shirt, reminding us when the show is on, and being Trump's mouth when the billionaire can't be there himself. He hates Vince McMahon for firing him, and he pretty much plays the lovable loser who takes joy in the bad guys getting an ass-kicking when he himself can't do it on his lonesome. I can see the fans connecting to him quite well.
As for what he would do at WrestleMania? Why don't you have him defend the Intercontinental Championship against Randy Orton? It'd be the first IC Title defence at WrestleMania in five years, it deserves to have a former World Champion chasing it. If not, you could have Kenny Dykstra make the challenge. I doubt Conway would walk out of WrestleMania with the IC Title, but stranger things have happened.
I think this would be a nice way to bring Conway back. When it's all said and done, Conway would hopefully a credible mid-card face act, at the very least. You can move him to ECW, where he would be a bigger fish in a smaller pond, which could work wonders for his career. The idea of him constantly advertising The Apprentice and using its theme song as his entrance theme could be funny. It'd almost be an inverted version of the Chris Jericho/Ralphus relationship, which can only be a good thing, in my opinion.
On RAW, have Donald Trump come out, and say he doesn't have to tell us who his representative at WrestleMania is going to be, because he doesn't take orders from Vince, but he will because he knows a lot of people tuned in tonight to hear who it's going to be, and he doesn't want to let them down. Trump introduces us to a man Vince wrongfully fired. A man with a lot of potential, a great work ethic, and now a close friend and cohort of his...Mr. Rob Conway.
The Apprentice theme hits again, and out comes Conway in wrestling attire. He gets in the ring and thanks Donald Trump for the opportunity to become only the second man to ever beat Umaga at WrestleMania, and having the satisfaction of being the man responsible for Vince McMahon being embarrassed and shaved bald. Donald Trump cuts Conway off and says "Woah, Rob, you're not going to be my representative at WrestleMania" (presumingly to a huge pop). Trump says the reason he told Rob Conway to be here in wrestling attire is because he wants Rob to face his representative in an exhibition match on RAW here tonight. That representative is this man...*cue Bobby Lashley's entrance*.
Conway looks pissed, but stays in the ring, stomps on Bobby Lashley as he enters. Lashley powers Conway into the corner, hits a few shoulder blocks, and then gives Conway a T-Bone suplex. Rob rolls to the floor and takes a breather. Lashley gives chase, and Rob runs back into the ring, runs the ropes, but is caught by a Lashley belly-to-belly overhead suplex. A gorilla press slam, Spear and Running Powerslam end it in the ECW World Champion's favour. During the match, Trump can be on commentary putting over Lashley physically and talking about how Rob will be kindly compensated for doing this for Trump and the fans.
The next night is Bobby Lashley's ECW World Title defence in a Steel Cage Match against Hardcore Holly. During the match, Umaga makes his entrance, and enters the cage, and helps Holly stomp away on Lashley. Holly realises he can exit the cage while Umaga is beating down Lashley, but she he is about to go through the door, it is slammed shut on his head by someone. It's Rob Conway, wearing an Apprentice t-shirt. He lists the time and day we can catch The Apprentice on NBC to the camera, and then enters the cage, and fights off Umaga for a bit, but then gets dominated by the Samoan Bulldozer. He distracts Umaga long enough for Lashley to make a comeback and Spear Umaga and hit Hardcore Holly with a Running Powerslam for the pin, though.
On RAW the following night, Donald Trump, Bobby Lashley and Rob Conway arrive together in a limo, and Trump has pulled some strings to get Conway an Intercontinenal Championship Match against Umaga tonight. Conway looks scared, but Trump and Lashley assure him everything will be fine.
Rob Conway makes his entrance to The Appentice theme song, and awaits his doom at the hands of Umaga. The Samoan Bulldozer enters, and he demolishes Conway was expected, but then The Apprentice theme hits again, and out comes Trump with Lashley in tow. Trump brides the referee to make this a No Disqualification Match, and the referee agrees. Lashley then Spears Umaga and beats the crap out of him for a bit, and Conway then covers for the pin on Umaga. Rob Conway is the new WWE Intercontinental Champion! Jim Ross praises it as an epic upset, and Jerry Lawler will no doubt be on the face side as well, although he should really point out it isn't a fair way for Umaga to lose his Intercontinental Title.
Anyway, basically you have Conway hang around with Bobby Lashley when Trump can't be there, always wearing an Apprentice shirt, reminding us when the show is on, and being Trump's mouth when the billionaire can't be there himself. He hates Vince McMahon for firing him, and he pretty much plays the lovable loser who takes joy in the bad guys getting an ass-kicking when he himself can't do it on his lonesome. I can see the fans connecting to him quite well.
As for what he would do at WrestleMania? Why don't you have him defend the Intercontinental Championship against Randy Orton? It'd be the first IC Title defence at WrestleMania in five years, it deserves to have a former World Champion chasing it. If not, you could have Kenny Dykstra make the challenge. I doubt Conway would walk out of WrestleMania with the IC Title, but stranger things have happened.
I think this would be a nice way to bring Conway back. When it's all said and done, Conway would hopefully a credible mid-card face act, at the very least. You can move him to ECW, where he would be a bigger fish in a smaller pond, which could work wonders for his career. The idea of him constantly advertising The Apprentice and using its theme song as his entrance theme could be funny. It'd almost be an inverted version of the Chris Jericho/Ralphus relationship, which can only be a good thing, in my opinion.