A Reymon14 Production

[Jura]

This thread is dedicated to the one they call Reymon. His popularity has grown beyond the Youtube thread and has gotten himself over with many of the TPWW residents. Post vids and discuss about the Reymon.

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[Schoenauer]

Uhhh... who?

[SammyG]

The DX one and the WWE SHOOT NOT are the funniest ones IMO. Actually, every single one is ROFL. Post some of his vids dude.

[Jura]

A Reymond14 Production (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=reymon14)

DX Spoof
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The Champ is Here!
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My First Screemer
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WWE Shoot Not
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SHOOT ON wwebetterthnatna Rated PG-13
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[SammyG]

Get the one of his shoot on betterthantna or whatever. that is ROFL. U know, the one where he's like YOU IMMATURE PIECE OF SHIT!

[XL]

This is why I have issues with YouTube!

Why does anyone, ever, think that people care what they have to say??


Having said that...this guy is funny as hell!

I love how he blatantly has what he's saying written on the screen in front of him.

I'm as calm as a dead person!!!

Dunno why but that made me lol

Also, is he pro WWE or not? I can't tell!?

[Jura]

Probably because as he says "I'm as calm as a dead person" he is screaming it lol.

[Theo Dious]

Kid looks like Little Bastard with a mop on his head.

[The Genius]

i am zac ments!!!!!11

[RottingFreak]

Yeah that kid is hilarious in an unusual way. We're also trying to invite him to the site.

[The Genius]

what's with kevin thorn? what about the ratings? wtf...hahaha
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[Jeritron]

" I sawed one of your videos, and it looked like you were on crack. You sick son of a bitch!" = the best thing ever said.

[Jeritron]

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Do yourself a favor and watch the last minute of this video.

[Blitz]

Honestly, I've only seen one vid, but I don't really get the big fuss over this guy.

[ChiefStubbs]

Dude, that's the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[KingofOldSchool]

He's more entertaining than Mr. Kennedy.

[SammyG]

lmao, does his mom say something with like 20 seconds left?

[Jeritron]

yes

[Jeritron]

"and it looked like you were on CRACK"

[SammyG]

*Cwack*

[Xero]

Worl Schamionship Westling

[Disturbed316]

THIS IS ME!

[Xero]

This, YES! You, NOOOOO!

[The Genius]

*takes out tape measure*

[rob11]

"You sick son of a bitch!":lol:

[SammyG]

New Reymon vids, for those who suscribed to his shit. here's one of em.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nLRGRO8wAro

[SammyG]

WWE Veloschity wash fuckin fantaschtick...I missh it. Wreshtling jush ishnit da shame.

[Jura]

This has been a Reymon14 Production.

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[SammyG]

lmfao, and if you're not down with that, WE GOT 2 WEHORDS FOR YA!

[Jeritron]

are you ready?


SammyG, I saw one of your videos and it looked like you wa on cwack. You sick son of a bitch

[Jeritron]

I FEEL REALLY, REALLY SAD ABOUT YOU

[SammyG]

Jeritron, you embawass us westling fans. That is you, THIS IS ME!!!!! I am the CHUMPION! YOU WILL NEVA HAVE MY BELT, ME YESSHHH, youuu? nooo!! you immatuwe piece of shhit.

[Jeritron]

any response from Reymon yet?

[SammyG]

no :( :( :( :( :(

[SammyG]

Then again, visitors can view the wrestling forum. If he was gonna come check it out before he signed up, he'd view these threads and think that we would only bash on him, and therefore he would not sign up.

[Jeritron]

I'm looking through his videos, apparently one of them has his mom in it....

[SammyG]

ROFL Are u serious

[Jeritron]

and yes, i'm serious. One of his new videos says "you should do more with your mom in it" I'm too lazy to look through all his new ones for her tho.

[SammyG]

haha wow. well, how would we bash him. He's probably not even gonna look on here. We'd have to upload videos on youtube. And I donno if i wanna do dat.

[XL]

I think that might be your only way of getting to him.

Although, if you are gonna shoot on him, be careful...the fat scouse lad might have to defend his honour again!

You DO NOT wanna feel the wrath of The Fat Scouse Lad!!

[Loose Cannon]

the kid looks a character in Harry Potter meets Lord of the Rings

[SammyG]

Yo Jeritron, are you gonna make a vid bashing him?

[Jeritron]

I don't want to make a vid, thats the thing. I'd rather just leave him messages.

[Jeritron]

YES!

A new 8 minute shoot, and it's one of his finest.

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[KingofOldSchool]

Reymon: How long has HBK been in the WWE?

Lex Luger: I DON'T KNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOWWWW!

[Jeritron]

"since god knows when"

I love the beginning. "You said I should do a Wrestlemania shoot *grabs camera* ... GUESS WHAT?! I AM DOING A WRESTLEMANIA SHOOT!"

[311]

:y: If that kid is stoned as well as being himself. If he smokes weed I'm pretty sure I could get him laid.

:n: and pity if otherwise.

[Jura]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o144/juratpww/WWE%20Pics/ReymonDances.gif

[Jeritron]

what was he trying to accomplish with that? Jeff Hardys entrance?
Seriously, that looks like the girl coming out of the well in The Ring or some japanese horror shit.

[Jura]

I think he was getting hot or uncomfortable and then add that with his usual quirky body language.

[Jeritron]

I love how he yells at his mom during it.

[SammyG]

did he tell his mom to shut up?

[Jeritron]

this new promo is the goods. What did you think of it Sammy?

[Jura]

did he tell his mom to shut up?
Yeah lol.

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[Jeritron]

this is one of his funniest. Seriously, how hilarious is the move he does when he says "this has been a reymon14 production"
That and yelling at the mom
and the beginning
and when he has a tourette's tick

[Inadequacy]

There should be a Reymon14 drinking game where you take a shot every time he loses his train of thought.

[SammyG]

Haha, I like it dude. I just wish he could come on the site :(

[Disturbed316]

lol Bobby Lashweey

[Fignuts]

lol wtf is up with his facial hair? Is he drawing it on?

[Rocky B]

REYMON14 IS A FUCKING SPAZ!

[Rocky B]

Seriously, he's gonna be a bigger joke than the "It's still real to me dammit!" guy if he gets as much exposure.

[Jura]

The kid's get charisma. Everybody Loves Reymon.

[SammyG]

i want him to shoot on someone from TPWW. That would be pure gold.

[Jeritron]

a Reymon14 shoot on KK

[Jura]

Get him to shoot on Rectal Pertruder or something lol.

[SammyG]

YOU IMMATUWE PIECE OF SHIT.

[Jura]

I want to adopt him.

[Jeritron]

rofl at when he goes "oh my god, rolling on the floor lauhging my ass off"

[Xero]

If anyone saw The Winner's pilot last night, I swear to God that 14 year old Glen looks EXACTLY like Reymon14.

[Xero]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1498895/

[Anybody Thrilla]

There's something really unsettling about this kid. He's not even a little bit funny, either.

[Rocky B]

Yeah, I don't like him even if he is just acting. He's too overhyped, not that funny at all.

[SammyG]

Reymon14 for mod.

[Rocky B]

Is he actually gonna sign up here?

[SammyG]

We can only pray :(

[Jeritron]

Is he actually gonna sign up here?

I was under the impression from reading your posts that he already had...

[SammyG]

OOOH

[Rocky B]

I was under the impression from reading your posts that he already had...
What? Seriously, show me one post of mine that slightly resembles him and i only have 28 posts without spazzes might I add.

[Jeritron]

I saw all those posts, and it looked like you was on cwack

[Xero]

Sewiouswy.

[Rocky B]

Oh, sowwy. Trying to keep it a secret here.

[RottingFreak]

Reymon14 is in fact a genious who's ruse is to act like a retard to gather attention. He will soon reveal that his uncle was in fact forcing him to act like this, thus lying again. It's the only way his career can be saved.

[SammyG]

I saw all those posts, and it looked like you was on cwack
:rofl:

[SammyG]

I want to watch Wrestlemania 23 with Reymon14!!!

[Xero]

Reymon14 and Vermaat have to get together.

NEW and INNOWATIVE!

[KingofOldSchool]

<b><a href=http://www.wrestlingnews.com>BREAKING NEWS: Reymon14 and Vermaat at McDonald's Sharing A Happy Meal. (24 Pics Including EXCLUSIVE Vermaat Bulge Shots)>></a></b>

[Xero]

<b><a href="#">REYMON14 close to signing TPWW DEAL!? TRIPLE A to pay him HOW MUCH!? >>></a></b>

[SammyG]

LMFAO

[Jeritron]

I love the fact that he claims John Cena's gimmick has "advance to A You Can't See Me gimmick"

A you can't see me gimmick. As if it were one gimmick that falls into the department of various you can't see me gimmicks. A certain example of an entire collection or genre of analagous gimmicks.

Other You Can't See Me gimmicks:

The Predator (1987)
Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man
O.J Simpson outside of Nicole Brown's residence
The Statue of Liberty compliments of David Cop-a-feelo

[Jeritron]

Wish I had photoshop

[SammyG]

New Reymon video!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=egxqqAdcBsU

[Funky Fly]

This thread is pretty awful.

[The Genius]

aahh i was hoping it would be another shoot. at least we got to see taker give the last ride to shamrock.

[SammyG]

Like 20 times. TAKER VS SHAMROCK AFTER WM23 BAH GAWD

[Jeritron]

in UFC

[Jura]

Apparently Ken Shamrock is a character from the movie 300.

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[SammyG]

hahaha

[Jura]

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[SammyG]

dude. put reymon's face in there.

[Jura]

dude. put reymon's face in there.
lol I don't know

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[SammyG]

HAHA, that is PRETTY ROFL

[Jeritron]

I wish he did a shoot

[SammyG]

I know dude. It's been way too long. He must be planning a huge shoot on someone. YOU IMMATUWE PIECE OF SHIT

[Blitz]

Hate this thread with every fiber of my being.

[Jeritron]

Sweet. Why'd you click on it come in here and post then?

[Disturbed316]

lol KEN SHEMWOK IS FACING THE CAMERA

[Blitz]

Sweet. Why'd you click on it come in here and post then?
I'm a masochist, I guess.

[The Genius]

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[Jura]

Needs subtitles.

[Xero]

TIME IS RUNNING OUT!

[SammyG]

In addition to the above "WWE RANT", he added 2 more vids.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7xohS9VJ_As

[SammyG]

LMFAO I AM 22 PERCWENT INTEWIGENT

[SammyG]

Where the FUCCKKK is thiiss

[SammyG]

dont get me started and think im a retard cuz I like MVP, hahahha

[SammyG]

omfg he likes Kennedy. YES

[SammyG]

rroofflll. I missed Reymon vids.

[The Genius]

that truly is the BIGGEST BUMP i have ever seen.

[Jeritron]

i think he's lost his smile. dissapointing shoot. He lacks that fire and intensity.

[SammyG]

OH MY GAAAAAAHHD

[Jeritron]

he shoots on the wwesucks tnarules kids!

[SammyG]

That would be so fucking awesome.

[Jeritron]

dude he does at the end. He goes "rvdtito4life" thats them.

[SammyG]

sorry if this has been already posted, rofl

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_HB8b1I2NQA

[Jeritron]

thats hilarious, "don't do ittttt"

this kid loves Joey Styles

"holy shit holy shit..oh my goodness. holy shit"

[SammyG]

HAHAHA OH MY GOD

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QXf8ImgUAZI

[SammyG]

2 NEW Reymon vids. Audio kinda shitty, I dunno why

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_q988foT0P8

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dANDQOJrs8k

[Jeritron]

Kent Jones you fucking douchebag

[SammyG]

...huh?

[The Genius]

wtf i cant hear a thing even with my volume turned all the way up.

[SammyG]

Yeah, I can barely hear anything with my audio turned up too. CMON REYMON. WE EXPECT BETTER FROM YOU.

[Fignuts]

Chad Warden > Reymon

[SammyG]

New Reymon Vids

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDP-mlBhc98

Lmfao at this one http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZClGIl2N4_E

[SammyG]

MORE reymon.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4F2DaHvf8Hs

[Jeritron]

dude start using embedded

[SammyG]

:( everytime i select that code and i copy and paste it, it doesnt come up.. only the code does. :( i have tried.

[Jura]

He grew :(

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[Loose Cannon]

LOL wow

[Xero]

lol :'(

[VSG]

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Do yourself a favor and watch the last minute of this video.

Legit lol'ed. :rofl:

[JimmyMess]

wtf lol

[Jeritron]

Ugh. Can't believe I joked about trolling him to get him to post here. Horrible person

[Lock Jaw]

:'(

He's so emo now....

"PASSION IS DEAD, EVERYTHING IS DEAD....... since.... since.... The Last Cheese-Fest. *sniff*"