Official ECW on Sci Fi Thread, 2/27/2007

[Anybody Thrilla]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/4262022 How much longer can ECW World Champion Bobby Lashley continue his dominance?

Preview:Mania momentum

February 21, 2007



A most unlikely individual - Donald Trump - took WrestleMania (http://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania/) 23 to the extreme when he selected Bobby Lashley (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/extremists/lashley/) as his representative in the Battle of the Billionaires. Mr. McMahon (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mrmcmahon/) cannot be too happy about this news and neither can the Chairman's choice, Umaga (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/umaga/), especially after the brawl between Lashley and the Samoan Bulldozer (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/umaga/) on Raw (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/) that took nearly two dozen security guards, referees and officials to break up.
In fact, Mr. McMahon was so upset that he left Raw, telling Jonathan Coachman (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/jonathancoachman/) that he was heading to San Jose to teach Lashley a lesson on his own turf, ECW (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/) on Sci Fi. He also promised to make Lashley's life "a living hell." What does the Chairman have in store for the ECW World Champion? Has "The Donald" found the one competitor who can keep Trump's infamous mane unshaved?
Lashley has his hands full, as he will also meet Hardcore Holly in a Steel Cage Match for the ECW World Title. Anything can happen when these two ECW Superstars do battle in a steel cage. Who will prevail as ECW World Champion when the night is over?

Last week, the ECW Originals won their latest battle with the New Breed when Rob Van Dam (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/extremists/rvd/) pinned Kevin Thorn (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/extremists/kevinthorn/) after a Five-Star Frog Splash. But the war between the two sides seems far from over. What will be the next chapter in this battle for supremacy in the Land of the Extreme?

CM Punk (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/extremists/cmpunk/) has said he thrives on competition, and now he has won the right to compete on the grandest stage of them all, in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match at WrestleMania 23. With his victory over Raw's Johnny Nitro (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johnnynitro/) on ECW on Sci Fi, he will now represent ECW at WrestleMania. How will the other ECW Superstars react to the straightedge young star’s upcoming debut at sports-entertainment's greatest event?

Find out Tuesday night on ECW on Sci Fi at 10/9 CT.

[Anybody Thrilla]

First of all, that picture is hilarious.

Second of all, Holly vs. Lashley AGAIN????

[Anybody Thrilla]

Anybody gonna watch this tonight or am I going to have to chat with myself?

[Caged Heat18]

I'll be here for most of the show.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Just the man I wanted to see! What's up, Caged Heat?

[Caged Heat18]

Looks like its just you and me.

[Destor]

Misterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Destorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Caged Heat18]

Glad you could make it, Destor.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Wrestle Society X on tonight or are there too many fireballs in this week's episode?

[Destor]

DESTOR

[Crossrine]

Well I'm here but I only watch to support originals. Fuckin, did u see the way lashley threw the ECW belt on monday? It get stepped all over and no one in the ring cared. Real ecw champ would cherish. If it was wwe belt vince would have flipped.

[Destor]

Shut up with that stupid shit.

[The Genius]

i will be watching tonight

[Anybody Thrilla]

Don't worry, it's not the original one. Rhyno's got that.

[Anybody Thrilla]

i will be watching tonight

And you will be anxiously awaiting the ECW debut of Jerry Flynn. As will I.

[Anybody Thrilla]

For some reason, I don't think I'm gonna hate Lashley/Umaga.

[Destor]

Wayne Brady is my hero.

[Destor]

Lashley Umage should be good. It's a shame that the average 'memeber of the IWC' cant appreciate a match that doesn't ivolve technical wrestlers/spotfests.

[Splaya]

Kennedy starting the show :love:

[Caged Heat18]

Could be a pretty decent main event tonight.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Whoa, didn't expect Kennedy. Excellent.

[Destor]

This could be hot.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like how they're doing cross-brand qualifying matches.

[Caged Heat18]

Sabu could be good in MITB, but I don't think he has much of a shot here.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nitro/Punk last week was sick nasty.

[Splaya]

Wow MITB qualifier and it's Sabu vs Kennedy.

Would I rather have Kennedy and his shot at the MITB match at WM or would I rather have the spot fest in.


Ehhhhh, either way it's win win

[Destor]

Kennedy is in the MitB. Awesome. (Like Sabu has a chance.)

[Xerzes]

I am so damn tired of "Bodies." I enjoyed that song when it was used on Stick Death, six or seven years ago. And it has been everywhere, constantly, since.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, no way Sabu wins this, but this could still be fun.

I also like how they wait until both wrestlers are in the ring for the announcements for the MITB qualifiers.

[Destor]

EXTEAM RULES

[Splaya]

Did they say this match was extreme rules

[Caged Heat18]

Extreme rules too.

[Destor]

Nice counter

[Destor]

Ass bump

[Splaya]

Man, if Sabu would have landed on the ropes and fell through the table, I would have laughed my ass off

[Caged Heat18]

Nice move by Sabu.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sabu's not really all that good, is he?

[Splaya]

Nice counter by Kennedy face planting Sabu onto the chair

[Destor]

Well, he is acient...

[Linkbowler]

Was the last extreme rules match in the Elimination Chamber? It seems way too long.

[Splaya]

WWE pulled a Lita and bought a botched table

[Destor]

I dont think so (Linkblower.)

[Linkbowler]

Shitty table.

[Destor]

Short.

[Caged Heat18]

Nice opener.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Edge could win MITB. Kennedy could win MITB. Hell, Jeff Hardy could win MITB....I'm liking the way this is shaping up. I really dunno who's gonna take it.

[Linkbowler]

Looks like the originals vs. new breed match is still a possibility.

[Destor]

Edge could win MITB. Kennedy could win MITB. Hell, Jeff Hardy could win MITB....I'm liking the way this is shaping up. I really dunno who's gonna take it.Edge.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Michaels and Cena need to get more vicious with each other. This "I've got your back" shit is pretty stupid. Cena's the fucking champ. He shouldn't need anybody to watch his back.

[Destor]

Sorry: SPOILERS

[Caged Heat18]

As much as I don't like Vinnie Mac on tv, i think it's a good sign that he is appearing on ECW because if he is on it, their going to care about the show more, and I think that since he's been appearing on the show it has gotton better.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Edge.

What's that, like a spoiler?

[Splaya]

I'll be honest I want HBK to win the title against a heel Cena

[Destor]

Michaels and Cena need to get more vicious with each other. This "I've got your back" shit is pretty stupid. Cena's the fucking champ. He shouldn't need anybody to watch his back.It's been pretty brilliant so far, but yeah, at some point it needs to get heated. But so far so good.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did you really hear that somewhere?

[Anybody Thrilla]

About Edge, I mean.

[Destor]

I'll be honest I want HBK to win the title against a heel HBKWoah. Mirror match.

[Destor]

Did you really hear that somewhere?No

[Splaya]

Michaels and Cena need to get more vicious with each other. This "I've got your back" shit is pretty stupid. Cena's the fucking champ. He shouldn't need anybody to watch his back.

Yeah but the promo rated RKO did last night was beautiful. It showed that HBK can snap at any time, which I am hopeful that it will be Cena who will eventually turn

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, I loved that video. I marked out when I saw that coward Marty Jannetty jump through the barber shop window.

[Splaya]

I don't care about the tag match, I get to see Ariel's tits, that'll be enough

[Destor]

I'm wasting my Tuesday night watching a man grapple with balls.

[Caged Heat18]

I like the new breed/originals feud. I hope they find a place for a match with them on the card for Wrestlemania.

[Linkbowler]

I've just been informed you can't say Balls on television. I apologize to anyone offended by the word Balls.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I love how they include that Striker is a former high school teacher in his entrance. Like he's so fucking proud of it. Striker for President.

[Splaya]

I'm wasting my Tuesday night watching a man grapple with balls.


Is WSX on already

[Linkbowler]

GUILLOTINE BALLS!




AND SNITSKY!

[Destor]

Great match.

[Caged Heat18]

SNITSKY!!

[Destor]

"Maybe Snitsky's not one with Balls."

[Splaya]

That legdrop off the top by Balls was awesome.


And Snitsky is going to give me my piss break

[Destor]

rofl

[Anybody Thrilla]

Snitsky will always have a soft spot in my heart because it wasn't his fault.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Interesting stipulation there.

[Linkbowler]

Wow. Beat the clock for the belt.

[Splaya]

Ill laugh if they really put the title on Sparky

[Destor]

A five minute cage match? Fuck you WWE.

[Splaya]

And there's my girl Ariel

[Splaya]

Oh and who heard the pop Van Dam got when his music came on

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ill laugh if they really put the title on Sparky

Well, he had a title match with Lesnar for the WWE title. Obviously they think he's main event material.

[Linkbowler]

INVOKE THE VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN ACT!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kevin Thorn looks sooooo out of place with The New Breed, but I like him anyway.

[Destor]

Ariel's ass is under-rated.

[Splaya]

So I havent watched WSX since the debut episode, should I go now?

[Destor]

No

[Destor]

I'll PM the link for the show to you tommorow. Deal?

[Anybody Thrilla]

If you want to miss CM Punk, go ahead.

[Splaya]

TUCSONSPEED IS CREAMING HIS PANTS RIGHT NOW

[Anybody Thrilla]

What the hell? Could've sworn he was fired.

[Caged Heat18]

Who knew Stevie Richards still had a job.

[Linkbowler]

Why is Dancin' Stevie still employed?

[Splaya]

What the hell? Could've sworn he was fired.


LOL Test will be on TV in 2 months :lol:

[Xerzes]

Come on, Stevie! Take Punk's MITB slot!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Let's keep our fingers crossed.

[Anybody Thrilla]

For Test, I mean.

[Destor]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/sethskyfire/08.jpg

Look at the mouth on this woman!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I never really got why people liked Stevie Richards.

[Linkbowler]

He was a 22-time Hardcore champion. Isn't that enough reason to like a guy? </sarcasm>

[Caged Heat18]

I don't like this five minutes stipulation. Why couldn't they just let them have a normal cage match.

[Splaya]

Wow I love this Undertaker promo

[The Genius]

it will build up lashleys credibility to squash bobcore in 5 mins

[Linkbowler]

Piss break.

[Splaya]

So will the Expose get through another routing, or be interrupted

[Anybody Thrilla]

I swear, Brooke shakes her ass like no other. Maybe my new favorite (and most useless) Diva.

[Splaya]

Seriously, while watching this lawler promo, I miss old school wrestling :(

[Destor]

Nice ass on that girl, yes.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't recognize Lawler as the "king" of sports entertainment. My vote goes to Haku.

[Destor]

I miss wrestling as well. I miss a time when no matter where wrestler A went he was always wrestlers A. There's to much shit to keep up with ont he indy scene now a days. KAYFABE IS ON LIFE SUPPORT.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nice ass on that girl, yes.

Yeah, but the way she moves it is what does it for me.

[Splaya]

Wouldn't it be funny if Lashley stepped in the ring, the cage door shut, the bell rang, and Lashley ran out of the cage and beat Bobcore in 2 seconds

[Destor]

Yeah, but the way she moves it is what does it for me.Win/win.

[TheProfessional]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/sethskyfire/08.jpg

Look at the mouth on this woman!

I <3 Ariel. Rep for you!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Somebody explain something to me...if McMahon's goal is for Lashley to lose the title...and he put a 5 minute time limit on it....why the fuck would he have the match in a cage? If there were no cage, Holly could run out of the ring and milk the clock for all it's worth. A cage just keeps him in and makes it harder to survive Lashley.

[Ninti the Mad]

lol sounds like the crowd was saying boring but getting muted

[Destor]

Kayfabe (and it's little brother psycology,) is dead.

[Ninti the Mad]

umaga :/

[Linkbowler]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAGA!

[Destor]

YOu can't have one with out the other.

[St. Jimmy]

JoooooMAGAAAAAA

[Ninti the Mad]

let me guess... lashley will be thrown out through the cage a la stone cold from big show

[Splaya]

HOLY SHIT UMAGA, HOLY SHIT AT BOBCORE'S SUPLEX

[St. Jimmy]

Also LOL at GO2SLEEP as "New and Innovative"

[Destor]

Well..in a way it is. :(

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's new to the wrestling mainstream.

[St. Jimmy]

Holly just no-sold gravity.

[Ninti the Mad]

gay

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, that whole match just upset me on every single level possible.

[St. Jimmy]

What was the point of Umaga even coming out? Seriously...

[Splaya]

THEY ARE BOOKING THIS UMAGA/LASHLEY THING CORRECTLY

[Linkbowler]

OH MY GOD!

[Destor]

Holy hell.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Holy shit, that made up for it.

[Splaya]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[St. Jimmy]

.... THAT WAS SO FUCKING GAY. :rofl:

[Caged Heat18]

HOLY SHIT. That was pretty cool.

[Splaya]

I TAPED IT

[Ninti the Mad]

let me guess... lashley will be thrown out through the cage a la stone cold from big show


lol i was close enough

[Destor]

.... THAT WAS SO FUCKING GAY. :rofl:What? Your face is gay.

[SammyG]

What happenned for those of us not watching?

[Anybody Thrilla]

That was the first EXTREME thing Lashley's actually done.

[Linkbowler]

Lashley just jumped through the cage at Umaga.

[St. Jimmy]

What? Your face is gay.

Oh come on, DESTOR. As the best wrestler ever you should know that it would take much more momentum to go through a cage like that.

Also that plancha sucked.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The cage landed on top of Umaga on the floor, as well.

[Splaya]

LASHLEY RAN AGAINST THE ROPES AND DOVE INTO THE CAGE, TEARING A PART OF THE CAGE OFF AND GOING THROUGH UMAGA AND LANDING ON THE FLOOR

[Splaya]

HOLY SHIT ESPNEWS IS SHOWING TENNESSEE ABOUT TO UPSET FLORIDA

[Anybody Thrilla]

Splaya, if you don't stop typing in caps, we're going to have a problem.

[Splaya]

sOrRy

[Anybody Thrilla]

Much better.

[St. Jimmy]

THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR BUSSINESS

[St. Jimmy]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING SANDWHICH IN THE HISTORY OF SANDWHICHES.

[St. Jimmy]

THERES A HALF NAKED GIRL ON TV OH MY GOD SHE HAS TITS THESE ARE THE GREATEST TITS IN THE HISTORY OF TITS.

[Splaya]

Your avatar is the greatest avatar in the history of TPWW

[Splaya]

THERES A HALF NAKED GIRL ON TV OH MY GOD SHE HAS TITS THESE ARE THE GREATEST TITS IN THE HISTORY OF TITS.

PIC

[SammyG]

I am getting Tony Schiavone flashbacks.

[St. Jimmy]

http://www1.tight-teenies.com/tns_teenieslist/126398.jpg

[SammyG]

Bah gawd cumshot

[KingofOldSchool]

Kennedy/Sabu sucked.

Lashley/Holly was like 100x's better.