Wouldn't it be funny if Bobby Lashley...

[Corkscrewed]

After getting this ridiculously Lesnar-esque push suddenly, goes into Wrestlemania on a whole head of steam, looks super unstoppable...











And promptly loses to Umaga?

That would be hilarious.



Now, why the hell would this happen? How could it happen? It makes no sense. It would mean Trump has to shave his head. It would be retarded.



Well, we're dealing with the WWE writing crew, and that's precisely the reason why this scenario has even occurred in my head. That's how little faith I have in the writing crew.

Anyway, to make this worthy of discussion, propose other truly outrageous finishes they can do at Wrestlemania this year.

[Blitz]

CM Punk wins Money in the Bank, cashes it in before the Cena/HBK match, squashes Cena making him tap to the Anaconda Vise, and then takes on HBK, squashing him as well, and finishing him off with the Pepsi Plunge. He is then added to the Batista/Taker match, takes out Dancin' Dave before the match, and single handedly ends Taker's WM streak, kicking out of the tombstone and the Last Ride in the process.

[Impact!]

I expect The Great Khali and Kane to have a bikini contest.

[RP]

I just wanna hear Khali start yelling JUDOOOOO CHOP! after every one of his chops. Is this to much to ask?

[Theo Dious]

I just wanna hear Khali start yelling JUDOOOOO CHOP! after every one of his chops. Is this to much to ask?

Austin Khali, International Man of GRRRAAARRRWWWGHHHH!!!

[King Steve]

Jeff Hardy as world champ.

[Jura]

Do you new guys know eachother?

[King Steve]

No, we just seem to see each other a lot. pretty scary.

[Xero]

A Lesnar-like push? I keep thinking that Lashley is literally the black Brock Lesnar. He has similar music, a similar entrance (with the exact pyro/vertical jump thing), similar style, similar mic style...

[Rammsteinmad]

Except Lesnar was fun to watch.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What Lashley needs is a tattoo of his mother on his back.

Cena and Michaels will end via time limit draw and they will be declared co-champions. They will shake hands and celebrate in the ring for half an hour.

[Loose Cannon]

it would be funny if Bobby Lashley was a World Title holder

[Arnold HamNegger]

The most outragous finish I can think of is Cena losing cleanly. It was a tough decision for me though, because Torrie revealing to the world that she has a penis and Carlito admitting that having the worm in his ass apple "is cool" was a close second.

[Kane Knight]

Wouldn't it be funny if Black Lesnar, after receiving a massive push, Did a 450 splash/moonsault onto his head, nearly killing himself in a match, then quit to go into hockey?

[Theo Dious]

Wouldn't it be funny if Black Lesnar, after receiving a massive push, Did a 450 splash/moonsault onto his head, nearly killing himself in a match, then quit to go into hockey?

You saying black guys can't play hockey? That offends me as a black man. :rant:

[M-A-G]

"As soon as they make a heated hockey rink, we're gonna take that sh*t over, too!" - Chris Rock

[Theo Dious]

"As soon as they make a heated hockey rink, we're gonna take that sh*t over, too!" - Chris Rock

They don't call Georges Laroque the Heavyweight Champion of the NHL for nothing.