ECW Captions - 02/27/07

[Xero]

Note: I am considering doing COTM, but it would be up sometime next week. I'd like to see a bit more activity, though.

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http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/lashdown0227.jpg
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http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/lashtoss0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/umaga0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/lash0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/hollyclimb0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/cage0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/layla0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/extremeexpose0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/brooke0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/punkpin0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/punkleg0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/punkkick0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/richardskick0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/punk0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/newbreed0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/burke0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/corv0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/corvon0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/thorn0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/dreamer0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/rvd0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/sandman0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/snit0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/snitsky0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/balls0227.jpg
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http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/kennedy0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/kennedyddt0227.jpg

[Xero]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/sabu0227.jpg
O RLY!?

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/lashdown0227.jpg
Ref: OH MY GOD! WIPE YOUR NOSE MAN!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/umagadown0227.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/cage0227.jpg
Sean O'Haire finally renovates his cage.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/punkkick0227.jpg
CM Punk finally found the antidote for the Visibly-Impaired.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/corvon0227.jpg
Cor Von vs. The Hippophant = Ratings

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/thorn0227.jpg
JR: BAHGAWD STUNNER!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/snit0227.jpg
We've all heard of the Invisible Crucifix, say hello to the Invisible Angle Slam!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/kennedy0227.jpg
Kennedy: Ya got me, ya dirty ol' homo!

[Mr. JL]

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Punk: Hush little Stevie don't you cry ... Punks gonna steal you a lullaby.
now GO2SLEEP

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Punk: I knee'd Richards for 20 minutes straight and the IWC are still lining up to suck my cock.

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Richards: Straight-Edge this!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/punk0227.jpg
Punk: I'm so overated I can fly.

[Mr. JL]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/corvon0227.jpg
Marcus Cor Von: I don't have to job to "J" "A" double "R" "E" double "T"

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RVD: "I" "AM" HIGH"

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/balls0227.jpg
Striker: "A jig! A jive!"

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Kennedy: Hey, I know you

.....YOU!

[Xero]

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John Cena before the surgery.

[Blue Demon]

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BY THE POWER OF......COR VON!!!!

[Lock Jaw]

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Sabu fails at jumping on people's heads.

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Kennedy: *punch* KENNEDY! *punch* KENNEDY! *punch* KENNEDY!

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Sabu tried to cut an exra mouth on his chest so his food would have shorter to go.

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Code red! CODE RED! The O'Haire is loose!

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CM Punk: OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Stevie: It's just me...
CM Punk: But... I can see you!
Stevie: I'd better go put on some pants then.

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Cena: CHAIN GANG BANG!!!

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Monty: Let it be known that I too can choke a bitch!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/corvon0227.jpg
Pump those fists! The Simon System works!

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The extreme force of Balls' fart blew a hole in his pants.

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Kennedy: I want to be on that show.

[Übermensch]

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After holding this position for 14 and a half hours, Tommy Dreamer and Kevin Thorn were approaching a world record.

[Dave Youell]

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What do you mean the IWC think that WWE are trying to make Umaga into Samoa Joe? That tattoo? Oh that's always been there.....

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/umagadown0227.jpg
Turns out the ceiling in ECW wasn't made of glass

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/corvon0227.jpg
The ECW invisible bazooka was a hit with the fans

[Xero]

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Jeff (AAE): I TOLD YOU! DON'T *SLAP* STEAL *PUNCH* MY *KICK* STASH!

[Dave Youell]

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Come on, everyone on the floor! I said oops upside your head said oops upside your head!

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Balls Mahoney's Dragon stance was no match for Snitsky's Crane attack. Cobra Kai can kiss my ass!

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Ok we're here at the breakdancing championships, up next is the duo's and Mr Kennedy and Sabu take the floor first.

There's an assisted headspin! WOW! Unique moves there from Sabu and Kennedy and the crowd chant YOU GOT SERVED to ackowledge there move set. Truley awesome stuff

[Theo Dious]

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Sabu forgets to remove his pants before marking his territory.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/kennedyarm0227.jpg
Sabu: Hey! I'm trying to set up for Bingo here!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/sabu0227.jpg
The preceding announcement was paid for by the committee to supply your own damn tablecloths.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/lashley0227.jpg
Papa Shango's curse proves ineffective on the black man.

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Astrada: What are you looking at?
Umaga: The cameraman has a boner!
Astrada: Lemme see... I didn't wanna see that!

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Lashley: Somebody call my mommy.
Ernest Miller: It's "Momma," you idiot!

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Budget cutbacks have forced WWE to hold the cage structure together with discarded straw wrappings.

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Holly: I would no-sell this useless rookie... if I still had a spine. No, seriously, I think he broke it.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/lashtoss0227.jpg
Again stuck for ideas, the WWE stages another "Steel Cage Hanging."

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/umaga0227.jpg
Umaga: Bastards! They locked the door! I'll never get in now!
Astrada: The referees can open it if...
Umaga: Well played, Lashley.
Astrada: Why don't you go back to not talking.

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Lashley: Now let's see who you really are, mister.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/brooke0227.jpg
Any man who can look at this and think of a caption is gay.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/layla0227.jpg
Any man who can look at this and think of a caption is either gay or a fag.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/extremeexpose0227.jpg
Any man who can look at this and think of a caption is legally dead.

[311]

'Punk: I knee'd Richards for 20 minutes straight and the IWC are still lining up to suck my cock.'

lmfao :y:

Edit:

'Papa Shango's curse proves ineffective on the black man.'

Also deserving.

[Theo Dious]

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Vince: Less gay! I said less gay!!!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/punk0227.jpg
Stevie finds out the hard way that WWE's wellness policies accidentally banned deodorant.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/newbreed0227.jpg
Affirmative action leads ECW to include a stable of two vampires and two black men.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/burke0227.jpg
"What do you mean I look like I ran into a door?"

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/corv0227.jpg
"Swallow my push, will you?!"

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/corvon0227.jpg
The anti-deodorant clause strikes again.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/thorn0227.jpg
Fuck, I already used the invisible toilet joke in the Raw captions!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/dreamer0227.jpg
Tommy will go to any length to relieve his itchy back.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/rvd0227.jpg
Thorn discovers the hard way that RVD's breath can cause a contact buzz.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/sandman0227.jpg
Apparently they inflated Little Bastard and gave him a stick.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/snit0227.jpg
A grown man is reduced to tears by the sight of Snitsky's package.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/snitsky0227.jpg
Snitsky: It wasn't my fault! They confiscated my deodorant?

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/balls0227.jpg
Talent reaction to the deodorant ban is not good.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/striker0227.jpg
"Come with me my son, the Holy Ring Post shall set you free."

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"Hey God! Pull my finger!"
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...you're waiting for me to say "finger" again, aren't you.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/kennedyddt0227.jpg

See, this works better when the table is standing up...

[Blue Demon]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_27/newbreed0227.jpg
The evolution of ECW


Sorry for bumping, but it hit me when I was looking through my rep.