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Xero
03-05-2007, 10:04 AM
Jillian Hall responded to claims that she's imitating Brooke Hogan with her new Smackdown direction. Hall wrote on her blog, "I just wanted to drop a few lines to let you know what's going on with me. I assume you all know that I have been doing some things a little different from what you're use to on Smackdown. Some of you may like it and some may hate it, but I'm having a ball!!! This is the closest thing to me that you all have seen yet. I'm constantly singing backstage, and this thing kind of just happened. I love to sing, I love to wrestle and I love to entertain...it's perfect for me! A few people asked me lately, why I am imitating Brooke Hogan? Coming straight from me, I AM NOT IMITATING OR MAKING FUN OF IN ANY WAY BROOKE HOGAN. My favorite pop star is Britney, so I get a lot of inspiration from her." Thanks to Eric Lauzlin for passing that along.

From PWInsider.

Is comparing herself to Britney Spears supposed to be flattering?

addy2hotty
03-05-2007, 10:06 AM
Well Jillian did have a growth bitten off her face. Britney had her head shaved.

It's all relative to Jillian.

TerranRich
03-05-2007, 10:47 AM
What is Jillian Hall doing that's copying Brooke Hogan? Haven't been watching wrestling all that much.

Xero
03-05-2007, 10:49 AM
She's doing a singing gimmick and people are saying that it's a rib on Hogan because he won't work Mania.

Xero
03-05-2007, 10:50 AM
Won't work Mania at a realistic price, that is. 2 billion zillion dollars for a five minute match ain't gonna cut it.

thedamndest
03-05-2007, 11:34 AM
I was under the impression that Brooke Hogan's music career rips on itself.

Kane Knight
03-05-2007, 11:39 AM
Brooke has a music career? I thought she only sold records because the sick fucks who wanted to fuck her when she was 14 were buying the albums to wank to.

Xero
03-05-2007, 11:50 AM
Brooke has a music career? I thought she only sold records because the sick fucks who wanted to fuck her when she was 14 were buying the albums to wank to.
I thought that was the basis of all modern pop?

TerranRich
03-05-2007, 12:08 PM
Brooke Hogan sold her 1,000,000th album before she was even born.

FourFifty
03-05-2007, 12:18 PM
WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!

Theo Dious
03-05-2007, 12:40 PM
Everything today is a ripoff of something else. The fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached.

Xero
03-05-2007, 12:47 PM
The computer is nothing but a Playboy Magazine with a screen.

Theo Dious
03-05-2007, 12:51 PM
Digital images don't get sticky.

Xero
03-05-2007, 12:56 PM
Yeah, but people go through screen cleaner like there's no tomorrow.

Theo Dious
03-05-2007, 01:05 PM
So fewer people get caught AND it stimulates the economy.

Xero
03-05-2007, 01:07 PM
Stimulates something else too...

Theo Dious
03-05-2007, 01:19 PM
Sales of paper towels?

Russenmafia
03-05-2007, 03:25 PM
Won't work Mania at a realistic price, that is. 2 billion zillion dollars for a five minute match ain't gonna cut it.

what a greedy bastard Hogan is.

Corkscrewed
03-05-2007, 03:59 PM
Crap. I don't want Jillian to go batshit, check herself into, out of, into, out of, then into rehab again, then attempt to hang herself after bleaching her eye brows, scrawling "666" on her forehead, and trying to hang herself with a bed sheet.

SammyG
03-05-2007, 04:25 PM
I see her lips movin' but I don't hear nothin'

Rocky B
03-05-2007, 05:26 PM
A terrible thought just popped into my mind. What if the Hogan thing is all a work and they're doing this to set up a feud between Jillian Hall and Brooke Hogan(to actually wrestle). Bad storylines always pop into my head like that. lol.

Theo Dious
03-05-2007, 05:37 PM
A terrible thought just popped into my mind. What if the Hogan thing is all a work and they're doing this to set up a feud between Jillian Hall and Brooke Hogan(to actually wrestle). Bad storylines always pop into my head like that. lol.

STFU, she'll be women's champion in a fortnight if Vince hears that!

Mr. Nerfect
03-05-2007, 07:10 PM
I think Jillian Hall might just be overwhelmed by the fact that this is the first time she's actually been given something to do...ever...by the WWE.

Poor Jillian, I hope she doesn't go crazy. Put her on RAW and let her wrestle and sing, Vince.

.44 Magdalene
03-06-2007, 01:37 PM
They're just covering so Hogan won't be able to bitch about it while they're taking shots at him.