Official RAW Thread (3/5/2007): Special Ref?, Womens Title: Mickie vs. Melina

[Rocky B]

Ashley's way hotter than Melina
I disagree.

[SammyG]

HOLY FUCK. DID SHE BREAK HER NECK?!!??!

[NeanderCarl]

Nasty botch

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ashley's way hotter than Melina

I disagree, but at least there won't be any arguments if the world ends and we are the only four people left in existence.

I do Melina, then we spit-roast Ashley. :shifty:

[Ninti the Mad]

OUCH DAAAAAMN

[Jura]

lol Melina's fake eyelash is coming off.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Melina's eyelashes are coming off

[Ninti the Mad]

lol fake eyelashes

[KingofOldSchool]

Nasty botch

It wasn't a botch.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I love the Mickie ass shots

:y:

[NeanderCarl]

MORE ads... fucking hell we only just come back from some.

[NeanderCarl]

It wasn't a botch.

The landing was.

[KingofOldSchool]

no she wasn't. I just rewatched. Good ole Sky+/Tivo :y:

She had panties on.

[NeanderCarl]

The amount of ad breaks tonight has been shocking.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The landing was.

I wonder if Mickie was just being a champ and taking a nasty looking bump to make the match a bit more exciting, of if that stems from Melina and Mickie not getting along?

[KingofOldSchool]

They have to make up for the 70 million dollars worth of ads for Wrestlemania somehow.

[NeanderCarl]

She had panties on.

Yeah, but she was topless. She wouldn't get her conch out in a planned spot like that.

The WWE is not the place to go if you want minge.

[Mr. Nerfect]

By the way, Johnny Nitro and Kenny Dykstra are two of the luckiest men in the world.

[KingofOldSchool]

I wonder if Mickie was just being a champ and taking a nasty looking bump to make the match a bit more exciting, of if that stems from Melina and Mickie not getting along?

Yeah, the finish of the match and the aftermath was made to look that way.

[SammyG]

ok, let's go Carlitooooooo

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah, but she was topless. She wouldn't get her conch out in a planned spot like that.

The WWE is not the place to go if you want minge.

Yet they constantly push their Divas like they are. Something's got to give.

[Jura]

Me vs Kenny in a ladder match at WM 23 with a briefcase hanging above the ring and inside that briefcase are marriage papers Mickie James must sign.

[KingofOldSchool]

Carlito heel turn.

[SammyG]

*MARKS OUT FOR 2 SECONDS OF KENNEDY*

[NeanderCarl]

I wonder if Mickie was just being a champ and taking a nasty looking bump to make the match a bit more exciting, of if that stems from Melina and Mickie not getting along?

Well, my guess is that the missed hurracanrana spot was planned, but Mickie fucked up on the landing, ending up on her head/neck. Melina didn't really play a role in the execution of that move, so she can't be blamed for it.

[ClockShot]

I got a weird feeling Torrie is going to have a hand in this.

[KingofOldSchool]

Me vs Kenny in a ladder match at WM 23 with a briefcase hanging above the ring and inside that briefcase are marriage papers Mickie James must sign.

I'll make a run-in and take both of you out.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Me vs Kenny in a ladder match at WM 23 with a briefcase hanging above the ring and inside that briefcase are marriage papers Mickie James must sign.

Don't take any chances and just bang Mickie James during the match while Kenny sells ladder bumps by himself. Then rush out as fresh as a daisy and climb the ladder and win...

I'm sure there's a gap of logic in there somewhere.

Oh, watch out for KoOS, too. :P

Mickie James' Ass Ladder Match would probably be the most heavily contested Ladder Match of all-time. Why the fuck is that not on the WrestleMania card?

[KingofOldSchool]

Well, my guess is that the missed hurracanrana spot was planned, but Mickie fucked up on the landing, ending up on her head/neck. Melina didn't really play a role in the execution of that move, so she can't be blamed for it.

But that's the thing, if she didn't land like she did, it would've made for a really weak pin.

[Splaya]

Someone find me some video of the Austin thing, starting with the fake refs coming out

[NeanderCarl]

But that's the thing, if she didn't land like she did, it would've made for a really weak pin.

She looked kinda out of it at the end there. Maybe they went home early, called an audible. Concussion?

[Ninti the Mad]

Man, I still dont see how Flair still does it.

LOL KHALI

[SammyG]

FJWIEPNFHEWIFRBNEWIOFNEW KHALI KHALI

[Mr. Nerfect]

Carlito better win (what's the bet by the time I write this, Ric Flair has won, or Randy Orton has run-in and taken out both men and said he wants to be in the match?).

[KingofOldSchool]

UH OH

[Linkbowler]

KHALI SMASH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[Skippord]

I got a weird feeling Torrie is going to have a hand in this.
I'd like to have a hand in Torrie

[Splaya]

K If Khali interferes how are they gonna explain this

[NeanderCarl]

He'll take them both out now.

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL FLAIR

[Skippord]

ALL GLORY TO THE GREAT KHALI

[Jura]

I hope Kane comes out again.

[KingofOldSchool]

Orton vs. Carlito vs. Flair next week.

[SammyG]

LOL LOL LOL

[Mr. Nerfect]

Or Khali is going to chop the fuck out of everything. :shifty:

[Ninti the Mad]

cue Kane

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL HE TALKED

[Splaya]

Oh Christ he's gonna talk

[SammyG]

IIIIIIIII WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT KKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ClockShot]

KHALI SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

IIIIIIIII WAAANNNTTT PAAAAINNN

[Skippord]

Pretty sure he said I AM KING

[NeanderCarl]

Khali speaks like a special needs kid.

[Ninti the Mad]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Mr. Nerfect]

Orton vs. Carlito vs. Flair next week.

That's it. With Orton predictably winning, of course. :-\

[SammyG]

LOL, So what the fuck happens with the MITB qualifier now?

[Splaya]

K, so someone fiind me that video :mad:

[NeanderCarl]

Finkel for the HOF.

[Linkbowler]

Phew, for a second I thought they were inducting DX into the Hall of Fame.

[Splaya]

Khali speaks like a special needs kid.

You are giving him too much credit

[Mr. Nerfect]

Pretty sure he said "I figured I could save money if I signed with Geico" in Punjabi. My Indian dialects are pretty rusty, though.

[Jura]

Sweet Chin Music going down tonight folks.

[SammyG]

BAH GAWD STEVE O. I am still laughing my ass off at Khali on the mic.

[NeanderCarl]

Or maybe another AWA guy, to add to the current list...

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL, So what the fuck happens with the MITB qualifier now?

Orton vs. Carlito vs. Flair next week

[Mr. Nerfect]

Fink's in the Hall of Fame? Fucking brilliant. I love the Fink, it's about time he got in.

[Splaya]

Sweet Chin Music going down tonight folks.

Nah they are gonna throw us all off and have Cena FU HBK

[KingofOldSchool]

She looked kinda out of it at the end there. Maybe they went home early, called an audible. Concussion?

No, everything looked too planned for an audible like that to be called.

[NeanderCarl]

Fink's in the Hall of Fame? Fucking brilliant. I love the Fink, it's about time he got in.

No, I'm just calling it. Probably not him.

[Ninti the Mad]

They need to do something big.

RAW has been mediocre... especially without Nitro

[Mr. Nerfect]

The WWE could do a running gag where Flair and Carlito wrestle their MITB qualifier on ECW and it gets interrupted by Snitsky, then they have their qualifier on SmackDown! and Kane gets involved.

Then have Carlito go in on RAW. Fuck Randy Orton being in the match.

[Splaya]

OH SHIT I AM WATCHING ECW TOMMOROW NIGHT

[SammyG]

LOL AUSTIN AT ECW TOMORROW

[KingofOldSchool]

MONDAY NIGHT NYQUIL

[NeanderCarl]

Austin on ECW? Strange.

Hall of Fame 2007, newest entrant:

Nick Bockwinkle.

[Loose Cannon]

YES Bockwinkle

[SammyG]

meh.

[KingofOldSchool]

Nick Bockwinkel


HEENAN INDUCT HIM

[Splaya]

OH YEAH?










WHO :shifty:






Also Steamboat looks like Bisch in a way

[NeanderCarl]

This year's Hall of Fame is the Class Of The AWA, no? Shoulda saved Verne for this year.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hope it is Finkel, though. He and Andy Kaufman could both get announced tonight. That would be pretty cool.

John Cena turning on Shawn Michaels would be better than Shawn Michaels turning on John Cena, but that won't happen. Do you think a thing where they had HBK turn on Cena heading into WrestleMania, then did a double turn at WrestleMania when Cena aligned with Vince McMahon would work? I wouldn't mind seeing them try.

[Loose Cannon]

wait, nobody knows who Bonkwinkle is :roll:

[Splaya]

Bockwinkel is the 1st 4 time champion.



I bet you HHH is saying I piss on Bockwinkel's title reigns :shifty:

[Mr. Nerfect]

No matter, Nick Bockwinkle is a legend, and his name is similar enough to Howard Finkel. :shifty:

[Splaya]

I hope this meeting leads to Orton vs Edge next week

[KingofOldSchool]

Orton is meeting with Coach about the MITB match

[Mr. Nerfect]

wait, nobody knows who Bonkwinkle is :roll:

I bet when the writers heard he was going in, there was 10 minutes of "Dick Cocktwinkle" jokes. Idiots.

[McLegend]

wait, nobody knows who Bonkwinkle is :roll:
lol I barely know who he is.

[NeanderCarl]

The WWE could do a running gag where Flair and Carlito wrestle their MITB qualifier on ECW and it gets interrupted by Snitsky, then they have their qualifier on SmackDown! and Kane gets involved.

Then have Carlito go in on RAW. Fuck Randy Orton being in the match.

Reminds me of the King Of The Ring qualifiers from 1993, when Mr Perfect and Doink kept going to time-limits/double countouts/double DQs. They must have had four matches before a winner was finally decided.

[KingofOldSchool]

I bet when the writers heard he was going in, there was 10 minutes of "Dick Cocktwinkle" jokes. Idiots.

Or Rocky and Bullwinkle jokes.

[McLegend]

Then again I hardly know anything about the AWA.

[NeanderCarl]

wait, nobody knows who Bonkwinkle is :roll:

He's more likely to be known as WCW Commissioner/commentator than he is for his in-ring career by modern day fans.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They should have Coach give out the order that all MITB participants have to defend their spots. Edge costs Orton his qualifier next week against Carlito, and in return, Orton costs Edge his match.

There, Edge vs. Orton set for WrestleMania.

[SammyG]

Cena and Michaels better fucking fight.

[KingofOldSchool]

He's more likely to be known as WCW Commissioner/commentator than he is for his in-ring career by modern day fans.

I actually totally forgot about him being WCW Commish.

[SammyG]

RRRRRRRRRRABONO!!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Rene Dupree should try and come out to make his name against Austin, again. This time on ECW. With the same results. That would be pretty cool.

[KingofOldSchool]

They need to deploy Cena to Iraq.

[Splaya]

Cena out first.

Interesting. Normally the heel comes out first

[KingofOldSchool]

He is a Marine afterall...

:shifty:

[NeanderCarl]

I actually totally forgot about him being WCW Commish.

I only remember because when I was younger I actually thought "Commissioner Bockwinkel" was his actual name, and figured his parents must have been taking the piss when they named him that.

[Ninti the Mad]

FUCK YES NITRO I LOVE THIS RAW

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's actually a pretty good cast this year, in my opinion. Dusty Rhodes, Curt Hennig, Jerry Lawler and Nick Bockwinkle. I think it's the first year I can remember everyone who has gone in.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL WHAT

[SammyG]

...what is this.

[Splaya]

They need to deploy Cena to Iraq.

WWE will cut some kind of deal with the Iraqi's, and somehow, they will find a way for Cena to no sell everything.



WAIT, WHERE IS EDGE

[ClockShot]

Wait. Where's edge?

[NeanderCarl]

MNM want those titles?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Johnny Nitro has been the man recently. :y:

[Splaya]

I'M NOT UNDERSTANDING THE LOGIC.


ANYONE HEAR THE BOOING FOR EDGE. WOW

[Loose Cannon]

I love Edge's shirts

[KingofOldSchool]

MNM are going to win the titles

[Ninti the Mad]

Okay... I just love Nitro and Khali.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Holy shit! Is MNM going after the World Tag Team gold? I hope this leads to MNM vs. London & Kendrick in a Champions vs. Champions Match at WrestleMania. :love:

At last, something good (besides Austin).

[Linkbowler]

This is the greatest promo ever.

[NeanderCarl]

Ah what's with the racist overtones? Neccessary?

[Skippord]

lol Edge

[ClockShot]

Who the fuck wrote this segement up?

[SammyG]

what. the. fuck. LOL

[Ninti the Mad]

Please dont get squashed Nitro

[Splaya]

NOT GETTING IT. THAT WAS A GREAT PROMO BY EDGE THO

[Mr. Nerfect]

MNM as World Tag Team Champions will seriously make me cum.

[NeanderCarl]

Oh well.... is this Nitro taking some affirmative action?

[Xero]

....Did Edge just call Cena black?

[Ninti the Mad]

CMON NITRO DO THIS SHIT

[Jura]

Johnny Nitro's grandmother is black.

[Ninti the Mad]

SCRAPE CENA'S FACE OFF WITH YOUR 8-PACK

[Mr. Nerfect]

Edge should form a heel stable with Johnny Nitro, Joey Mercury, Melina and maybe a cruiserweight...hmm, The Miz? Fuck that would be pretty darn cool, even if people hate The Miz.

[Rocky B]

Raw has been ok tonight. Nothing special but not terrible.

[Splaya]

They should do this. Have HBK come out and get his ass beat by Cena. Cena can come out next week and say that HBK should have been out there helpin him instead of being in the back.


GOD TURN CENA HEEL TONIGHT.

[NeanderCarl]

Is that gear supposed to be Nitro's tribute to "That 70s Guy"?

[ClockShot]

Alright HBK. We're about down to the wire. Get down here.

[Mr. Nerfect]

SCRAPE CENA'S FACE OFF WITH YOUR 8-PACK

:lol:

Johnny Nitro is way hotter than Cena...where the fuck is his megapush to the World Title?

[KingofOldSchool]

YESSSSSSS

[NeanderCarl]

That was a real pointless main event. Hopefully the preceeding angle will outclass the match.

[Ninti the Mad]

HAHA HBK STOPPED

[Splaya]

OOOOOOH I LIKE THIS BETTER

[Loose Cannon]

WOOOO

[Ninti the Mad]

NOOOO HBK dont go back

[KingofOldSchool]

YESSSSSSSS

[ClockShot]

YES!

[Loose Cannon]

ah fuck

[Splaya]

I LOVE THIS

GET UP CENA, FU THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

[Loose Cannon]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Mr. Nerfect]

Hahahaha! Did Michaels turn? FUCK YES!!!!!

[ClockShot]

NO!

[KingofOldSchool]

DAMNIT

[Ninti the Mad]

omfg he better kick him since he came back

[Mr. Nerfect]

Oh God, he pussied out didn't he? Gay indeed...

[Ninti the Mad]

GAYYYY

[ClockShot]

WHAT THE HELL!

[Splaya]

I'm calling it right now. HBK and Cena vs MNM at Raw next week. HBK and Cena somehow lose. After the match, Cena FU's HBK.

[Splaya]

WE WANT THE CENA HEEL TURN GOD DAMMIT

[Mr. Nerfect]

This will be saved one of three ways:

-Shawn Michaels kicks Cena in the face and doesn't just leave him, but kills him personally.

-John Cena F-Us Shawn Michaels for even considering leaving him.

-We get the "happy" ending this week, and next week John Cena turns.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm calling it right now. HBK and Cena vs MNM at Raw next week. HBK and Cena somehow lose. After the match, Cena FU's HBK.

:y:

[NeanderCarl]

Ah well, there's a few weeks to go yet, I suppose. I don't expect Michaels to turn heel, or if he does it will be that lame heel 'confused' character he played for the first three weeks of his heel turn on Hogan in 2005, and he'll be face right after the match once again.

Anyways, good night all.

[ClockShot]

Have a good night everyone.

[Loose Cannon]

can something happen for once. maybe. just one time out of the year please.

[Jura]

And so another episode of Monday Night Raw concludes and I leave you guys with this:

http://i15.tinypic.com/2hf5qnr.gif

[Mr. Nerfect]

LMAO at Edge's promo. Cena's "black", so Johnny Nitro with the black grandmother has to kick his ass. Classic. Edge is the man.

When MNM win the World Tag Team Championship next week, they will be like the most successful team since The Dudleys/Hardys/E&C. The closest other team would be Sylvain Grenier and Rob Conway, and they didn't exactly headline shows and what-not.

MNM, Paul London & Brian Kendrick, The World's Greatest Tag Team and William Regal & Dave Taylor can usher in a new era of tag team wrestling. I also have a good vibe about Johnny Jeter & Aaron Stevens. Call them "The Idols" and call them up.

[Loose Cannon]

seriously, I really thought HBK was going to smile at Mercury, Matthews and Edge as the foursome beat down Cena. I really saw it and was about to go searching for a tape a hit record. Foolish I guess.

[mrslackalack]

I hope WWE includes the Bockwinkel/Hennig 60 minute match on ESPN somewhere on a DVD since both are HOF inductees this yr. I really want to see this match as I enjoyed the superclash II match on the AWA DVD

[Jeritron]

seriously, I really thought HBK was going to smile.

dude, where have you been, he lost that exactly 10 years ago.

[SammyG]

wwe.com is ALL austin

[Corkscrewed]

Hey, at least they're doing a really good job of teasing. I haven't seen this much tension since HHH/Batista.

For a thrown-together main event, HBK/Cena has been pretty intriguing. Now, if nothing ever happens, then yeah, gay. But frankly, I don't see a heel turn until Wrestlemania. Or maybe two RAW's before that. *shrug*

[Jura]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/4288098http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/4287994http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/4287974http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/4287780

[Loose Cannon]

That's something new

[Volare]

Im just happy I got to see something "new" for once in a while...me and my roomates marked out when we saw Bischoff...then Foley...and then we woke up my friend when Austin showed up.


Funny to say for once I gave a damn about who was showing up on RAW.

[Jeritron]

yes, I wish I saw it. I haven't "wished" I'd seen a Raw in a long time, even though maybe I've enjoyed a few. But I haven't really been pissed that I missed one in probably a couple years.
And last night I was.

I watched the recap on WWE.com and it seemed awesome. The whole segment was really gold. But its a shame that you have to march Austin, Bischoff and Foley out in limited roles to share the ring with Vince and Shane to garner those kinds of reactions. The best Raw segment in recent memory took place without the presence of a single active superstar. But I'll take it.

[Rocky B]

Im just happy I got to see something "new" for once in a while...me and my roomates marked out when we saw Bischoff...then Foley...and then we woke up my friend when Austin showed up.


Funny to say for once I gave a damn about who was showing up on RAW.
Yeah, I knew Bischoff was fake but when Foley came out, I was actually fooled because I thought maybe it would be him and Austin was just a cover but once he "got his old job back", I realized Austin would come out next.

[McLegend]

I'm really digging the Cena/HBK build.

[iwantviral]

dude, where have you been, he lost that exactly 10 years ago.

:y:

[Innovator]

I can see Cena snapping out of paranoia and hitting the FU on HBK before HBK turns on him. It'd be a cool twist.