View Full Version : IF The Donald actually IS shaved...
What would be your first thought on how Vince got him to agree to it?
Dorkchop
03-06-2007, 08:02 PM
Change World Wrestling Entertainment to World Donald Entertainment.
I've been thinking this too, and can't think of anything. Probably something super boring and business wise.
It would probably have something to do with NBC. NBC, WWE and Trump would get tremendous news coverage.
Dorkchop
03-06-2007, 08:10 PM
Donald Trump would get so much publicity from this. Vince will get some, no doubt, but nothing even close to what Trump would get. Trump's pretty popular right now and I imagine he'd like to be the most talked about "celebrity" in North America.
That would be the point, and in most articles it'll state "Trump got his head shaved at WWE WrestleMania". It's win/win for NBC, more of a win for Trump than McMahon but WWE would get more publicity than it has seen in a long while.
I'd say the last "big" story was Eddie's death.
ClockShot
03-06-2007, 08:19 PM
What bothered me when this got set in stone was the Hair vs. Hair match in the first place. Of all matches? I mean Vince's do is alright, and Trump catches flak on his atleast once a week from E! or Entertainment Tonight or whatever. But to each his own. But, what if one of them got cancer or some shit and gotta go in for Chemo.
Something is up in my opinion. Now I wish I didn't dump my stock.
addy2hotty
03-06-2007, 08:24 PM
I think its a bit too obvious that Vince is going to get his head shaved. Although the fact that Austin is the ref would indicate that he will. Although having Lashley lose instead of some 'legend' would indicate otherwise.
Wow, I'm starting to think like a mark about this match.
Arnold HamNegger
03-06-2007, 08:25 PM
I don't know, Trump's hair is like a horse with a broken leg. It needs to be shot and put out of it's misery.
KayfabeMan
03-06-2007, 09:55 PM
"Donald, this is my daughter Stephanie"
:shifty:
Corkscrewed
03-06-2007, 11:03 PM
Donald: Jokes on you! I've always been bald! My toupee's been getting bigger!!
Dave Youell
03-07-2007, 05:03 AM
I'll put my house on Donald keeping his hair, do you SERIOUSLY think he's going to allow anything else to happen?
I remember Molly getting shaved by Victoria before, during and after Kurt Angle's entrance. Awkward moment.
Mr. Nerfect
03-07-2007, 01:10 PM
You know what I am hoping for at WrestleMania? Austin to just rule himself the winner of the match. BOTH Vince and Donald have to get shaved. There's a bit of chaos, so Austin Stunners Lashley, Umaga, Estrada, Vince, Trump, Shane and Coach. He then shaves Vince, shaves Trump and then shaves Shane for the Hell of it. There is a WrestleMania moment.
Trump can get some percentage on The Condemned's profits, and maybe even get a cut of all WWE Films future profits? They'd likely get a whole lot of publicity for it, and Austin would again be the WWE's top boy, even though he's not wrestling. Trump will probably just get a bundle of money, and will get get inducted to the "Donald Trump Wrestling Hall of Fame".
Also, KayfabeMan, I would not put it past Vince and the Don to trade daughters. :shifty:
Tommy Gunn
03-08-2007, 02:16 PM
I have a feeling neither will get shaved. They will come up with some stupid excuse to shave someone else instead. $2 says Michael Cole will get buzzed. :D
ddpBANG
03-08-2007, 04:19 PM
Yes, because it's just an April fool's day joke.
Skippord
03-08-2007, 05:38 PM
Fellatio
KayfabeMan
03-08-2007, 08:19 PM
Fellatio gets shaved?
:shifty:
Indifferent Clox
03-09-2007, 03:23 AM
I think Trump would look more intimidating bald. And more modern. If Trump wins it's only WWE news but like many said if Vince wins it's major news.
James Steele
03-09-2007, 03:29 AM
I think its too obvious that Vince will get his head shaved. Maybe Vince has dirt on him from back in the 80s and this is Vince using that to his advantage.
Jeritron
03-09-2007, 03:44 AM
Maybe Trump is sick of the attention surrounding his hair, and figures he'll take that attention and use it to create publicity and stifle the jokes. Thats the only way it'd happen. If Trump wanted to do it anyways and this was just a convenient way to do it.
I'mNotOscar
03-09-2007, 06:09 PM
Trump comes back and "buys" ECW. Naming it Trump Enterprises Extreme Championship Wrestling. TEE CW. Austin is named GM.
ECW "dies" so all the hardcores can stop complaining about how shitty it is cause it aint ECW anymore.
OverTaker
03-09-2007, 06:16 PM
I heard Trumps already bald and he wears a wig. What do you think?
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