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BigDaddyCool
03-07-2007, 11:21 AM
Wrestling, is it a manly sport or the manliest sport?
Discuss.
Please keep wild tangets to a maximum.
Übermensch
03-07-2007, 11:27 AM
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/adrianadonis/13.jpg
Theo Dious
03-07-2007, 11:28 AM
This one time I was sitting in this diner and this man walked up to me and he said "Hey buddy I haven't had anything to eat in a long time" so I bit him.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't think I told that one right.
Afterlife
03-08-2007, 05:27 PM
Definitly manly. But manliest? Not quite.
Baseball is famous for chaw and scrotal adjustments; these are mannish traits, but moreover, they are frowned upon. Basketball and Hockey both have punishments built-in to keep players from solving discrepancies with their fists, like their nannies are forcing them to play nice. Golf is for pussies. Bowling is dumb.
But Wrestling is truly a manly sport -- nay, a testosteral engagement! Actually, that sounds gay. Go with "manly sport". Point is, It's a battle for supremacy; a test of superior strength, agility, cunning and stamina. And, above all else, the true test is that of honor; pride; respect. To shake hands with the opponent; to recognize the prowess and potential of either Victor or Fallen; that is what makes a man.
I mean, like, Soccer -- and yes, you European fucks, it's called fucking "Soccer" -- you could basically shank a dude and the goal would still count. You MIGHT get a flag, but that depends on which team the Refs like. And yeah, one could argue that "You gotta be a man to walk into a field full of Scottsmen with shivs," but that's a vaginal argument, 'cause in true wrestling, it's man vs. man -- no weapons. Just might.
"Manliest Sport", however? Gotta give it up to Rugby. That's basically a field full of Wrestlers, with a ball, in the mud, and the rain, and everybody's running around in different directions, bleeding and screaming before the gamne even starts. Feckin' crazy. I don't think it has rules, except "Dead guy loses".
So, yeah, now that I've completely run it into the ground, Manliest Sport: Rugby. Runner up: Rasslin'.
But 'Rasslin's fake!
IT'S STILL REAL TO AFTERLIFE, DAMMIT!
The One
03-08-2007, 05:45 PM
Oiled up men in small little speedo type clothing grabing and groping each other...I think clearly it's maniliest...
Only thing manlier is MMA. They squeeze and hug and hump each other into submission, nothing more manly than that!
BigDaddyCool
03-08-2007, 06:50 PM
Only thing manlier is MMA. They squeeze and hug and hump each other into submission, nothing more manly than that!
No, wrestling is far more manly than mma. See, wrestling is fake and MMA is real. Everyone knows wrestling is fake, and that makes it more manly.
Why does being fake make it more manly:
1) It is fake, yet people like Vince will charge the fans $300 for a ring side seat. That takes balls. Only men have balls. Manly.
2) It is fake, there for pointless. It is a pointless excuss to get away from a nagging girlfriend/wife/mother/whatever. Only men find pointless excusses to get away from annoying nagging women. Manly.
3) It is fake and pointless and idiotic and people get hurt in the process. When is the last time you saw a woman get hurt doing something dumb and pointless? That is right never. Only a man would. Manly.
4) It is fake but the emotion is real. Yeah I said emotion, not emotions. There is only one emotion in all of wrestling, and that is anger. Anger is the maniliest of all emotions. Manly.
5) It is fake, but still real to me damnit. That makes it even manilier. Manly.
SammyG
03-08-2007, 07:03 PM
Wrestling, is it a manily sport or the maniliest sport?
Discuss.
Please keep wild tangets to a maximum.
I don't know what those words mean
"Many-ly", being like many.
Theo Dious
03-09-2007, 08:38 AM
Manily: In the manner of that which has the qualities of man.
Afterlife
03-09-2007, 05:21 PM
But 'Rasslin's fake!
IT'S STILL REAL TO AFTERLIFE, DAMMIT!
You're thinking of 'Sports Entertainment'. :yes:
KayfabeMan
03-09-2007, 07:45 PM
What BDC said.
Afterlife
03-11-2007, 08:14 AM
No, wrestling is far more manly than mma. See, wrestling is fake and MMA is real. Everyone knows wrestling is fake, and that makes it more manly.
Why does being fake make it more manly:
1) It is fake, yet people like Vince will charge the fans $300 for a ring side seat. That takes balls. Only men have balls. Manly.
2) It is fake, there for pointless. It is a pointless excuss to get away from a nagging girlfriend/wife/mother/whatever. Only men find pointless excusses to get away from annoying nagging women. Manly.
3) It is fake and pointless and idiotic and people get hurt in the process. When is the last time you saw a woman get hurt doing something dumb and pointless? That is right never. Only a man would. Manly.
4) It is fake but the emotion is real. Yeah I said emotion, not emotions. There is only one emotion in all of wrestling, and that is anger. Anger is the maniliest of all emotions. Manly.
5) It is fake, but still real to me damnit. That makes it even manilier. Manly.
In my brain, this post was narrated by that goober from the GameFly commercial. +10 resistance to Lame.
BigDaddyCool
03-25-2007, 01:27 AM
In my brain, this post was narrated by that goober from the GameFly commercial. +10 resistance to Lame.
Wait, I never really played that much D&D, would +10 resistance to Lame be a good thing since I can now resist Lame by 10 more units or whatever? So in effect, that increases my HP in awesomeness? :?:
El Fangel
03-25-2007, 01:38 AM
You have a resistance to lame damage equal to 10, for example if this post was to roll
1d10+4 (Yes I have an 18 on boringness)
There is a 40% Chance of you taking lame damage
1d10+4 = 5-10=-5
1d10+4 = 6-10=-4
1d10+4 = 7-10=-3
1d10+4 = 8-10=-2
1d10+4 = 9-10=-1
1d10+4 = 10-10=0 (Your resistance is equal to the damage taken, your not bored
1d10+4 = 11-10=1 (Slightly boring)
1d10+4 = 12-10=2 (This post)
1d10+4 = 13-10=3 (Khali vs Cena)
1d10+4 = 14-10=4 (Powerpoint)
I mean, like, Soccer -- and yes, you European fucks, it's called fucking "Soccer" -- you could basically shank a dude and the goal would still count. You MIGHT get a flag, but that depends on which team the Refs like. And yeah, one could argue that "You gotta be a man to walk into a field full of Scottsmen with shivs," but that's a vaginal argument, 'cause in true wrestling, it's man vs. man -- no weapons. Just might.
Its not called soccer you American fuck!!! Your socalled football is called AMERICAN FOOTBALL!!! Ours is the only real football!!! In yours they barely use the feet...how about calling it running with the ball in your arms...ball?
Jordan
03-25-2007, 08:34 AM
http://www.avoidinglife.com/media/IMG_5997.JPG
Manliest? I think so.
Kane Knight
03-25-2007, 09:37 AM
Gayest. Ergo, the Manliest as well.
DAMN iNATOR
03-25-2007, 04:42 PM
If this were a poll I'd say THE Manliest. It goes all the way back to the days of Genesis 32:24-25:
“And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.
And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.”
So, we're pretty much talking about a sport that's something like 5,000 years old, and no other sports come close to having been around that long.
BigDaddyCool
03-25-2007, 05:51 PM
If this were a poll I'd say THE Manliest. It goes all the way back to the days of Genesis 32:24-25:
“And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.
And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.”
So, we're pretty much talking about a sport that's something like 5,000 years old, and no other sports come close to having been around that long.
Yes, that is something known intrinsically. Only men can possess knowledge. Manly.
Afterlife
03-26-2007, 08:51 AM
LMMFAO
Theo Dious
03-26-2007, 10:12 AM
If this were a poll I'd say THE Manliest. It goes all the way back to the days of Genesis 32:24-25:
“And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.
And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.”
"And the Lord said unto them, "Thee shalt put thy oppenent's shoulders to the mat, and apply pressure, and the referee shalt count three. Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Thou shalt not count four, neither shalt two, unless the then proceed to count three. Five is right out."
Afterlife
03-26-2007, 10:30 AM
One...
Two...
Five!
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