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311
03-10-2007, 11:33 AM
Just thought of this topic after getting into a strange discussion with some guy over Cena. I went on a huge rant about how terrible Cena was in the ring and his retort was...

'Oh yeah, well if he's so bad then WHY DOES HE WIN ALL THE TIME? Huh?!'

Indeed, sir. Indeed.

Indifferent Clox
03-10-2007, 11:40 AM
AHHHHHHHHHH! I want to kick the shit out of him to! I hate people.

Xero
03-10-2007, 12:34 PM
My response would be: Because they're BOOKING him that way you fucking mark.

Indifferent Clox
03-10-2007, 12:37 PM
Followed by a swift kick to the temple.

Xero
03-10-2007, 12:40 PM
Followed by a Pedigree through a table.

The One
03-10-2007, 12:43 PM
Any time someone talks to me about Hogan were the words "should drop dead" don't fallow tends to make me want to get violent.

Mercury Bullet
03-10-2007, 03:05 PM
...when this 6'9" 450 pound gargantuan fuck in front of me stood up the ENTIRE SHOW at Vengeance this past year.

If I wasn't 5'8" and 145 pounds I woulda beat the hell out of him...

:shifty:

D Mac
03-10-2007, 05:05 PM
Sid haters. :mad:

Shaggy
03-10-2007, 10:25 PM
I hate it when people say crap like that...

At Wrestlemania 17 there was these two fat girls that were Hardy Boys fans the whole time yelling at me telling me that Edge and Christian didnt have a chance. (I was pulling for E & C obviously) So of course when Edge and Christian walked out with the titles I couldnt help but shove that little fact in their face for the rest of the show.

thecc
03-11-2007, 12:02 AM
Green lantern fan

jindrak
03-11-2007, 12:44 AM
In high school there used to this husky lesbian black girl who was a Hardyz mark. She would wear the spandex arm sleeves and whatnot, complete with baggy black pants and a Hardyz t-shirt.

Kinda ridiculous.

Gone Mad
03-11-2007, 03:45 AM
The fans at last year's Rumble. I was there and they all pissed me off.

94 SVT Cobra
03-11-2007, 04:16 AM
THE night on raw when angle and cena had that match were the fans FINALLY let vince know how much they disapprove of cena...i wss there...and wanted to kill every cena fan in the house...even the 5 year old next to me was in my line of kill lol.

Jeritron
03-11-2007, 08:55 AM
probably when theres something like a moment of silence and you hear someone screaming in the crowd

Theo Dious
03-11-2007, 09:34 AM
In high school there used to this husky lesbian black girl who was a Hardyz mark. She would wear the spandex arm sleeves and whatnot, complete with baggy black pants and a Hardyz t-shirt.

Why do black women have to be doing that kind of shit? *shudders*

FourFifty
03-11-2007, 07:57 PM
Years ago at a house show I had my Canadain flag (the farthest north I've ever been has been SanFran in all honesty). It was Jericho vs Edge, and the people behind me were screaming "KILL THE CANADAIN! KILL THE CANADAIN!!!" I couldn't figure out if they were talking about Edge, Jericho, or me.

Innovator
03-11-2007, 08:04 PM
Green lantern fanHe almost makes me hate Dragon, with his overkill of chanting




...almost

Blitz
03-11-2007, 08:41 PM
Anybody who brings a sign to a show.

The One
03-11-2007, 10:32 PM
Mike at WrestleMania X-Seven ranks fairly high on my list. He brought his dumb ass "Mike" with the arrow pointing down sign to the 13th row. Tovo being in the 14th row REALLY didn't care too much for Mike.

McLegend
03-11-2007, 10:53 PM
My bad there Tovo

The One
03-11-2007, 10:55 PM
Wait...no fucking way...that was you?!?!

McLegend
03-11-2007, 10:56 PM
Nope

El Fangel
03-11-2007, 10:59 PM
At Summerslam like 2 years ago, when Cena came out me and my friends booed, this kid next to me who looked like a ten year old wigger, said "Don't boo Cena, he's the good guy" I wanted to grab a bird out of the sky and... shove it down his throat.

Innovator
03-11-2007, 11:08 PM
My bad there TovoGet off that Nyquil, I heard that shit fucks you up

McLegend
03-11-2007, 11:27 PM
Get off that Nyquil, I heard that shit fucks you up
Nyquil is the best to way to get fucked up.

M-A-G
03-12-2007, 12:02 AM
I want to bomb TNA fans all the time.

M-A-G
03-12-2007, 12:03 AM
Oh, and when I saw this one sign: "RVD AND SABU ARE INNOCENT". It's one thing to support someone but don't be f*cking stupid.

Skippord
03-12-2007, 12:28 AM
Oh, and when I saw this one sign: "RVD AND SABU ARE INNOCENT". It's one thing to support someone but don't be fucking stupid.

Theo Dious
03-12-2007, 08:43 AM
Fuck it's not even like THEY were claiming innocence.

XL
03-12-2007, 09:54 AM
Last night I watched 'The Backyard', an american documentary about backyard wrestling. (Which paled in comparison to the Channel 4 produced documentary covering the 'sport' in the UK)

Everytime one of the ass backwards red necks starting talking about how they "were gonna make it in the WWE some day" and that "all the best wrestlers started in the backyard" I wanted to throttle myself for allowing the possibility that people could associate me with these retards.

Even worse were the parents of these kids that actively encourage it.

jindrak
03-12-2007, 12:04 PM
At Summerslam like 2 years ago, when Cena came out me and my friends booed, this kid next to me who looked like a ten year old wigger, said "Don't boo Cena, he's the good guy" I wanted to grab a bird out of the sky and... shove it down his throat.

:rofl:

Stickman
03-12-2007, 04:48 PM
Everytime I watch Raw and Cena doesn't get booed. It was great when he was getting booed, where'd all the haters go?

diothoir
03-12-2007, 05:18 PM
About three years back at a house when some little kid insisted on standing on the seat and yelling "i am siamese if you please" at all the asian wrestlers.

Kenzo Suzuki was the most frequent recipient as I recall.

Xero
03-12-2007, 05:52 PM
About three years back at a house when some little kid insisted on standing on the seat and yelling "i am siamese if you please" at all the asian wrestlers.

Kenzo Suzuki was the most frequent recipient as I recall.
LOL, wow...

PullMyFinger
03-12-2007, 06:00 PM
Everytime I see TNA. Those Orlando fans are the worst thing to happen to wrestling.

ClockShot
03-12-2007, 06:50 PM
A few years back, I was at a Smackdown show. I was mindnig my own business and was in with a good group of fans. A few sections over, some kid was calling out every move in the book. I swear, me and the rest of my section were ready to beat the shit out of him.

Just shut up and enjoy the show.

KingofOldSchool
03-12-2007, 08:06 PM
1. At a 2001 Smackdown taping, this 12 year old fat girl who was sitting next to me was cheering for Chyna at every turn.

*Jericho and Angle are wrestling*

Fat girl: CHHHHYYYNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*Undertaker and Stone Cold interacting*

Fat girl: CHHHHHYYYNNNNAAAAAAAAAA!

I swear I want to buy her unlimited hot dogs so she would shut up.

2. At the Supershow I went to in Novemeber. I sat next to this father and son who were asking me who everyone was.

*Matt Hardy comes out*

Who's that?

*Edge comes out*

Who's that?

*Rated RKO and D-X are fighting*

Why do they hate each other?

:|

Xero
03-12-2007, 08:07 PM
So wait, neither one knew anyone? WTF were they doing there!? :wtf:

KingofOldSchool
03-12-2007, 08:09 PM
So wait, neither one knew anyone? WTF were they doing there!? :wtf:

The kid knew who John Cena and DX were. :-\ :| :roll:

Xero
03-12-2007, 08:10 PM
I am honestly not surprised.

KingofOldSchool
03-12-2007, 08:12 PM
I am honestly not surprised.

I tried telling his dad that John Cena was a gangsta rapper.

He laughed and said "It's okay, he understands what's real and not."

I didn't know if I should laugh or punch them both.

Xero
03-12-2007, 08:21 PM
At a SuperShow this past July there were like four guys dressed as the Spirit Squad doing the "...AND WE ARE THE SPIRIT SQUAD" shit ALL FUCKING NIGHT. I wanted to go over there and shove their little megaphone up one of their asses.

LOL, also, at that same show, during one of the SmackDown! matches there was a "WE WANT RAW" chant. Found that funny.

tucsonspeed6
03-12-2007, 09:38 PM
I vaguely remember sitting next to this old guy who kept asking "How much does dis fella weigh?" I think he liked "Ray-zer Ramone" a lot though.

Blitz
03-12-2007, 09:58 PM
I vaguely remember sitting next to this old guy who kept asking "How much does dis fella weigh?" I think he liked "Ray-zer Ramone" a lot though.
Cannot remember that guy's name for the life of me. What is it.

El Fangel
03-12-2007, 10:45 PM
I remember at an Indy show, our section were razing the heel. And he actually got out of the ring, and came over to us. We were laughing at him, and this young kid maybe 12 looked like he shit himself.

Also an uncle of mine has been banned for life from a local arena, and all indy shows. Because like 30 years ago his fav lost and he hit the winner with his wooden chair. Just thought I would mention that

311
03-14-2007, 06:46 AM
'I wanted to grab a bird out of the sky and... shove it down his throat.'

Going to have to start using that one. :y:

tucsonspeed6
03-14-2007, 11:02 AM
Cannot remember that guy's name for the life of me. What is it.

(Art Donovan....but we're supposed to be in kayfabe here. Pretend I was really sitting next to him.)