Official Raw Thread 3/12/2007

[SammyG]

Jeeze, no one made a thread? Anyway. Nice to see they are dedicating the show to Ernie Ladd

[ClockShot]

Jimmy must be M.I.A. tonight. Good job making a thread.

[Destor]

Cena :heart:

[Destor]

(:shifty: )

[SammyG]

Cena and HBK fighting finally tonight?

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK better SCM Cena tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

CENA SUCKS

[SammyG]

Cena is fiiirreed up

[6to1]

i thought no one around here gave a crap about raw anymore.

[ClockShot]

I heard some clear boos. And Yes KoOS. Michaels better make Cena see the lights tonight.

[SammyG]

Break it down!

[KingofOldSchool]

Hey Cena, you said last week that you didnt want help.

So why blame HBK for not wanting to help your punk ass?

[SammyG]

oooh role reversal

[Destor]

Cuck Fena

[SammyG]

Fuckin coach

[KingofOldSchool]

MNM vs. HBK/Cena

[ClockShot]

I really do miss The Bisch.

[SammyG]

Cena/HBK dropping the titles tonight

[Destor]

I hope they loose.

[KingofOldSchool]

STEEL CAGE

[ClockShot]

Oooooooooooh. A cage.

[ClockShot]

The Donald is in the house.

[SammyG]

Bah gawd Trump is here early!

[ClockShot]

I liked that Gatorade commercial.

[SammyG]

Haha yeah. KG is pretty cool. and of course Manning had to be in it.

[ClockShot]

Don't forget Mrs. Garciapara.

[SammyG]

lots of hype for the battle of the billionaires.

[SammyG]

Mia Hamm is awesome because she is married to an awesome guy.

[SammyG]

WOOO, time for Orton to get the final spot. Maybe Carlito/Flair will have a lil brawl or something?

[ClockShot]

So. It's pretty much a lock Orton already won this match. Correct?

[SammyG]

Correct. *marks out for Khali highlight*

[SammyG]

No pyro for Orton?

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOO

[Ninti the Mad]

So far a good match.

Pretty fast paced.

[KingofOldSchool]

Orton's getting the shit chopped out of him.

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL chop city

[SammyG]

Flair got up there pretty high on that back drop

[Ninti the Mad]

Man, I love Orton.

He just plays the injured part so well.

[SammyG]

Ok, here we go, finally.

[Ninti the Mad]

RKO TIME BABY

[SammyG]

Bye Bye Flair. Really good match so far.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL @ Orton's facial expression

[SammyG]

Damn commercials again.

[SammyG]

I loled when he did that roll over thing to set up his RKO

[ClockShot]

I'm gonna have trouble sleeping tuesday when God of War 2 hits stores wednesday.

[SammyG]

Foley on ECW tomorrow night..

[SammyG]

BAH GAWD BREAK THE WALLS DOWN

[KingofOldSchool]

Chris Jericho will be on Smackdown this FRIDAY.

[ClockShot]

Sure. And he'll be in Impact thursday.

[SammyG]

lmao @ that sign. JR Barbeque sauce or something

[KingofOldSchool]

That's what Ryan Clark told me.

[SammyG]

Settin up the RKO!

[ClockShot]

Ok Orton, wrap it up.

[SammyG]

Nice huracanrana

[ClockShot]

That's what Ryan Clark told me.

I tend to believe your news rather than the fools that get their news from other sites and post it here.

[SammyG]

the RKO is gonna come outta nowhere

[SammyG]

hahahahaha wow, called that perfectly. JR even said my exact same words.

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice RKO

[SammyG]

That was a fairly good match IMO

[KingofOldSchool]

RAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRR

[SammyG]

KHALI KICK KANE'S ASS AND THEN EAT HIM.

[ClockShot]

Alright. This has got to stop.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Lillian

[SammyG]

This is fucking ridiculous. Lillian gonna break the Masterlock. wow. never mind. Super Crazy.

[SammyG]

lol @ how dead the crowd is

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOOO

[SammyG]

that was actually pretty sweet how he applied the Masterlock. Get this oooover wiiitthhh

[ClockShot]

That was smooth.

[Ninti the Mad]

CMON KHALI DEFEND SUPER CRAZY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SammyG]

VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON IS HERE

[SammyG]

... that was not funny at all.

[Ninti the Mad]

I thought he was going to crack the windshield or something.

[SammyG]

Yeah, me too. Instead he made a stupid joke.

[Volare]

lets see...we'll probably have 30 mins wasted on watchin McMahon talk to Coach...So in other words...only 3 matches tonite I'm guessing

Triple Threat (Not too shabby)
Some random match
Gauntlet Match (And for the love of god HBK kick Cena in the head)

[ClockShot]

Ernie Ladd.....

[KingofOldSchool]

BIG CAT

[SammyG]

Ernie Ladd was pretty cool I guess.

[KingofOldSchool]

OHHHH ORTON GOT PUNKD

[SammyG]

Great argument by Orton. You're undefeated? Well i am better looking.

[SammyG]

what the fuck is this....?

[KingofOldSchool]

HOLY SHIT

[SammyG]

OMFG THE ROCK

[ClockShot]

WHOA! THE ROCK!

[KingofOldSchool]

THE ROOOOOOOOOOOCCCKKKK

[SammyG]

FN EKDSNDVDSGVKIEWV

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

THE ROCK

[Ninti the Mad]

hahaha

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL SHRIVELED UP MONKEY PENIS

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Shriveled up monkey penis

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[Ninti the Mad]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[KingofOldSchool]

JOHN CENA, LISTEN AND LEARN

[SammyG]

IF YA SMEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLALALALALLALALALALALLALALALA

[SammyG]

That was fucking awesome. COME BACK ROCKY

[ClockShot]

That was awesome!

[KingofOldSchool]

COME BACK AND ROCK FUCKING BOTTOM CENA

[KingofOldSchool]

THAT SHOULD'VE ENDED THE SHOW

[Ninti the Mad]

Too bad The Rock is never coming back. :(

[Volare]

MARK THE FUCK OUT

[Destor]

Look at all the marks in hurrr

[KingofOldSchool]

We need you Rocky, oh yes we dooooo!
We need you Rocky, cause Cena sucks!

[Volare]

I don't care if that's the only appearance of 2007....Im STILL mark'n the Fuck out

[KingofOldSchool]

Baby come back...

[SammyG]

THE JABRONI BEATING PIE EATING PEOPLE'S CHAMP, THE ROCK

[SammyG]

time for Cena/HBK to drop the titles?

[ClockShot]

I heard she wasn't that hot.

KILL'EM HBK! KILL'EM!

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm a limousine ridin, jet flying, wheel-deal...oh wait that's not it.

I'm the best there is, the best there was, the bes...oh wait that's not it either!

[KingofOldSchool]

Gee I wonder if they'll make it to the 3rd match?

[SammyG]

First out.... the WGTT

[ClockShot]

WGTT up first. This should be really good.

[KingofOldSchool]

Eddie Vedder is on the Rock N' Roll HOF inductions

Vedder > Cena

[KingofOldSchool]

WGTT should win

[ClockShot]

Just him or all of Pearl Jam.

I know Van Halen and R.E.M. and the rest went in today. I wonder if Eddie Van Halen made it.

[SammyG]

HBK is pretty damn good.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL BOOS FOR CENA

LOLERZ SKATES

[SammyG]

Cena STFU. 2nd tag team. ugh. Cade and Murdoch.

[ClockShot]

Whoa. The blind tag.



























KILL HIM SHAWN!

[KingofOldSchool]

Just him or all of Pearl Jam.

I know Van Halen and R.E.M. and the rest went in today. I wonder if Eddie Van Halen made it.

Just him.

He's inducting REM

[SammyG]

lol was that a botch?

[ClockShot]

Niceness.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

The Rock is the greatest of all time

[NeanderCarl]

I'd like to see HBK get another title run, as long as they change that spinner belt. Not happening, though.

[SammyG]

JOOH CANT SEE ME

[SammyG]

HOLY SHIT WHOA

[SammyG]

I thought that was going to Cena. that was pretty sweet.

[ClockShot]

YOU MISSED YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!

[Ninti the Mad]

CMON MNM !!!

[KingofOldSchool]

There goes Cena, the glory hog, getting both of the pins.

[Ninti the Mad]

NITRO WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROY THEM!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[SammyG]

I wonder who the 3rd tag team is gonna be. MAYBE KHALI

[ClockShot]

Who's left. Highlanders. Cryme Tyme. Can't be Edge and Orton.

[Volare]

MNM or I wish....Cryme Time(yeah I know...but at least it's a REAL tag team)

[SammyG]

Vicious N Delicious

[SammyG]

wtf. so it IS MNM.

[Ninti the Mad]

Vicious N Delicious


:shifty:

[Ninti the Mad]

How could it not be?

Remember the ending of last week.

[SammyG]

That sounded like a pretty stiff kick by Michaels

[ClockShot]

What the hell. I thought the plan was to push Nitro sorta kinda and just forget about Mercury. Now they are bringing Mercury over and Benoit?

[SammyG]

Nitro is on fire

[Ninti the Mad]

Maybe they dont know what to do with Nitro at the moment so they would rather keep him in the spotlight, albeit in tag action, until something comes around.

[ClockShot]

Ouch. Landed on that knee hard.

[SammyG]

Ouch fuck. That prolly hurt his knee pretty bad.

[KingofOldSchool]

BUST CENA OPEN

[Ninti the Mad]

lol it sounds like boos getting filtered when cena was tagged in

[ClockShot]

Poor Mercury. Shot to the face again.

[SammyG]

lol @ this competition they are having.

[SammyG]

hes gonna superkick cena

[SammyG]

wow. they retain their titles.

[KingofOldSchool]

DAMMIT

[KingofOldSchool]

WHAT

[ClockShot]

FUCK THIS SHIT!

[KingofOldSchool]

THE

[KingofOldSchool]

FUCK?!?!?!

[SammyG]

meh. I didn't mind it that much.

[KingofOldSchool]

Neil Fucking Young is currently jamming.

[SammyG]

ROFL @ The Little Kid doing the Lashley entrance.

[ClockShot]

Jeff Hardy.....He's on late.

[KingofOldSchool]

Neil Young > Jeff Hardy

[SammyG]

FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY


Edge.

[ClockShot]

Ha. Edge ain't fightin' tonight.

[Ninti the Mad]

lol Edge again HAHAHAH

[SammyG]

haha he's making fun of the Redskins?

[Ninti the Mad]

LMFAOROFL

EDGE IS THE MAN

[SammyG]

Hahaha Edge

[ClockShot]

KHALI SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SammyG]

KHALI YES YES ITS GOTTA BE KHALI

[Ninti the Mad]

YES KHALI!!!!

But wrong Indian.

[ClockShot]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SammyG]

RAWR RAWR KHALI SMASH BASH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR

[Ninti the Mad]

For the thousands in attendance... and the millions watching around the world.

Lettttttttttttts get readyyyyyyyyyyyy tooooo RAHHHGAGAGHGHGRYGYEDGGS

[SammyG]

CHOP

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL KHALI

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL AWESOME CHOP

[ClockShot]

JR has a point. What the hell did Jeff Hardy do to deserve this.

[SammyG]

KANE

[Ninti the Mad]

haha kane

[Ninti the Mad]

wtf @ hook

[ClockShot]

Whoa. Kane sportin' a meathook!

[SammyG]

WHAT THE FUCK. SEE NO EVIL

[KingofOldSchool]

RUN EDGE RUN

[SammyG]

What the fucking fuck. HOLY SHIT.

[KingofOldSchool]

That hook can hook onto Khali's chin pretty easily.

[ClockShot]

GHOST RIDER!

[SammyG]

Dude. This is ridiculous. The hook thing is TOO much. I got creepy flashbacks from See No Evil the second I saw it.

[Ninti the Mad]

lol I wonder if we're the only wrestling board that goes crazy about Khali.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol I wonder if we're the only wrestling board that goes crazy about Khali.

Probably.

I hear rajah.com goes nuts over Giant Gonzalez.

[ClockShot]

PREACH ON AL SHARPTON!

[Ninti the Mad]

Khali > Giant Gonzalez :mad:

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali > Al Sharpton

[Ninti the Mad]

Khali > Chuck Norris

[SammyG]

Contract signing time.

[SammyG]

oh, oh. HOF induction. Could it be JR tonight?

[KingofOldSchool]

MR. FUJI

[ClockShot]

Next for the Hall of Fame is...........MR. FUJI!

[SammyG]

Mr. Fuji, that's cool.

[Ninti the Mad]

haha nice

Mr Fuji

I had actually forgotten about him

[SammyG]

Holy shit Yokozuna was a fat muh fucka

[Ninti the Mad]

rip yokozuna

[SammyG]

FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY

[ClockShot]

Yokozuna. Ah. Those were the good ol' days.

Foley book plug time.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

lol damn Bobby Hennan looks pretty rough

[SammyG]

haha, what a trade

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[SammyG]

DAMN!

[Ninti the Mad]

lol farooq

[ClockShot]

Said it smooth for once.

[KingofOldSchool]

ARM FLAPPING POWER MARCH

[SammyG]

lol, ARM FLAPPING POWER MARCH

[KingofOldSchool]

Looks like Vince was talking to the poster of Batista.

[SammyG]

SNOOP DOGG

[KingofOldSchool]

Sooo WWE wants to heighten their fan image by getting criminals to promote WWE?

[NeanderCarl]

I'm watching this on a bit of a delay, but.... The Rock???

[ClockShot]

Yeah Carl. You are correct.

[NeanderCarl]

Still fookin' got it.

[SammyG]

ayyo Snoop D O double Gizzle. Anyway, this match is gonna suck. Should be a squash, and then Ashley is gonna run out and start a catfight with Melina. *Hopes for wardrobe malfunction*

[Destor]

If you smell what he is cooking, yeah that guy. Everyone marked out...then end.

[ClockShot]

Velvet Revolver is inducting VAN HALEN. :wtf:

[SammyG]

Damn black out shit. We coulda saw titties

[Ninti the Mad]

I love Melina

[SammyG]

I want to tittyfuck Melina

[KingofOldSchool]

Make sure your eyelashes stay on this week Melina.

[SammyG]

I see Torries Vagina Lips

[NeanderCarl]

Ah shit, you guys have had a time change, haven't you? Dammit, I'm an hour behind.

[NeanderCarl]

So it's been on since 1am over here, not 2am as usual. I'm watching on Sky+, wondering what the fuck everyone was talking about.

[SammyG]

NIIIICE shot of torrie there

[Ninti the Mad]

WHOO MELINA WHOOP HER AND F ASHLEY

[NeanderCarl]

It's okay though, if I just fast forward all the adverts, replays and pointless shilling, I'll catch up with you in about 5 mins.

[SammyG]

For Fuck's sake. Get out of the ring.

[SammyG]

SPEAR

[KingofOldSchool]

I see Torries Vagina Lips

Huh?

[SammyG]

At one point, you could see the definition of her pussy lips, with an up close shot. Nothing special. Through her green spandex or whatever.

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL EDGE

[KingofOldSchool]

I DON'T THINK ORTON WILL APPROVE

[SammyG]

Edge Orton feud is gonna be hot

[Ninti the Mad]

Seriously, I never thought Edge could get even better but he just keeps on impressing me more and more.

[ClockShot]

The DaVinci Code video game. Someone hit a wrong button.

[SammyG]

Battle Royal between New Breed and Originals tomorrow... ?

[SammyG]

HOLY FUCK. MICHAELS VS JBL ON RAW NEXT WEEK. JBL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL

NEXT WEEK

IN INDY????????

IM THERE

[ClockShot]

JBL?! BACK IN THE RING?!

[starfox8500]

If Orton is outta' MITB... I'll stop watching for a week. And then call back weeks later crying telling the they were the best I've ever had. (Of course I'll be drunk so...)

[SammyG]

and Cena vs Benoit

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL VINCE

[ClockShot]

I hope Benoit breaks Cena in half.

[ClockShot]

I want Stone Cold out here. NOW!

[Skippord]

You people are seriously getting excited for JBL wrestling?

[SammyG]

What did Vince do and everyone started laughing? Also lol @ the stop the what crap.

[SammyG]

*Glass shattering in a bit

[KingofOldSchool]

Raw is in my neck of the woods next week.

JBL returning to the ring + Benoit putting Cena in the Crossface = I'M THERE

[ClockShot]

BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAMOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!