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Corkscrewed
03-16-2007, 04:47 PM
Khali ready to make giant mark on Hollywood

Written: March 16, 2007



The Great Khali (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/thegreatkhali/) is set to make a giant impact on Hollywood.
Later this month, the 7-foot -3 inch, 420-pound behemoth from India is set to begin shooting the new Get Smart movie based on the 1960s classic TV show. Khali is no stranger to Hollywood as he starred in 2005’s The Longest Yard alongside Adam Sandler, Chris Rock and Burt Reynolds.


In an interview with WWE.com, the Raw (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/) giant said he would treat the competition in Hollywood just like he does his opponents in WWE.
“I will crush them,” Khali said. “I will abuse them just like I will abuse Kane (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/kane/) at WrestleMania (http://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania/).”


The Great Khali will star alongside The Rock (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/therock/), Anne Hathaway, Terence Stamp, Academy Award winning actor Alan Arkin and The Office’s Steve Carell, who will play agent Maxwell Smart. He is just the latest WWE star to invade Hollywood; WWE Champion John Cena (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/) showcased his skills in The Marine, “Stone Cold (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/stonecold/)” Steve Austin, stars in The Condemned, which opens April 27 and Kane starred in last year’s See No Evil.


Khali said there is no comparison between him and The Big Red Monster on the big screen.


“I am a much bigger star than Kane,” he said.


Get Smart will be released sometime in 2008.



SOURCE: http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/khaligoeshollywood

SammyG
03-16-2007, 04:49 PM
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KHALI SMASH!!!!!!! KHALI STAR!!!!

DTM
03-16-2007, 04:53 PM
:rofl:

Noid
03-16-2007, 04:53 PM
He will probably get punched in the face by Steve Carell, and then get the "sorry about that *insert remark here* remark" .

Noid
03-16-2007, 04:55 PM
Khali needs to put together an entourage for WrestleMania. Daivari, Adam Sandler (apparently he's a wrestling fan, isn't he?), Rob Schneider and Steve Carell.

SammyG
03-16-2007, 04:56 PM
Khali will become a bigger star than the Rock. I HATED him at first. I love KHALI now. RAWWRR SMASH BLARRGHHHH UNDAATAAKAAAA, KHALI!

KayfabeMan
03-16-2007, 04:59 PM
KHALI MAKE MOVIE HEEL.

KHALI NO MAKE WRESTLING HEEL.

Lock Jaw
03-16-2007, 05:01 PM
They should have wrote it incomprehensively.

Like:

"aRRRGH B AH GARRRB," Khali said. "GFFSF BAAAJJJS GHFGDS KANE DFDFEKE WRESTLEMANIA!"

Shadow
03-16-2007, 05:22 PM
Oh....my....god.

Xero
03-16-2007, 05:43 PM
(After being asked a question on a talk show)

KHALI HATE FAGS! KHALI HATE YOU ALL! GET OUT OF KHALI FACE!

(Next week)

KHALI REALLY SORRY. KHALI HAVE DRINKING AND ANGER PROBLEMS, GO INTO REHAB, SHAVE HEAD, RAAAHHHH!

DTM
03-16-2007, 06:12 PM
I'd love to see Khali and Warrior promo together. Could you imagine that?

KingofOldSchool
03-16-2007, 06:14 PM
KHALI SAYS QUEERING MAKE WORLD WORK.


KHALI CHALLENGE ULTIMATE WARRIOR TO DEBATE.


KHALI WIN.

Russenmafia
03-16-2007, 06:35 PM
Excellent stuff, wonder what the odds will be him getting the best actor oscar at next years Academy Awards.

Xero
03-16-2007, 06:40 PM
KHALI THANK GOD ABOVE MOST OF ALL. THEN KHALI THANK HIS WONDERFUL AGENT, DAIVARI, FOR GETTING KHALI THIS FAR! KHALI ALSO THANK CRUISERWEIGHTS WHO WERE FED TO KHALI FOR FIBER! KHALI ALSO THA-

*Music cuts him off*

KHALI WASN'T FINSISHED!!!!!!!!!!! RAAWWWWWWW!

*Khali eats the first three rows and climbs up the nearest sky scraper King Kong_style.*

Corkscrewed
03-16-2007, 07:03 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

Oh man, this stuff is classic.

Lux
03-16-2007, 07:58 PM
god they'll let anyone be in a movie these days

M-A-G
03-16-2007, 07:59 PM
PLEASE tell me this isn't true.

DTM
03-16-2007, 08:01 PM
Well, he does have experience. He was in The Longest Yard.

Lux
03-16-2007, 08:12 PM
:rofl:

loopydate
03-16-2007, 08:34 PM
KHALI THANK GOD ABOVE MOST OF ALL. THEN KHALI THANK HIS WONDERFUL AGENT, DAIVARI, FOR GETTING KHALI THIS FAR! KHALI ALSO THANK CRUISERWEIGHTS WHO WERE FED TO KHALI FOR FIBER! KHALI ALSO THA-

NYEEALEYALEEY

KHALI DAMN HASSAN! MAKE EAT TURBAN! GHRAHHHH!

The One
03-16-2007, 08:47 PM
KHALI SMASH WOODHOLLY!

Lock Jaw
03-16-2007, 08:53 PM
This just in: Khali will be playing "Tree Beside Phone Booth".

Xero
03-16-2007, 09:26 PM
This just in: Khali will be playing "<s>Tree Beside</s> Phone Booth Which Is Peed In #2".

TerranRich
03-16-2007, 09:46 PM
When asked about his role, Khali was reported to have spit and roared into the microphone, then he ate the reporter. Be sure not to miss---ow, what are you doing? THAT'S MY ARM!

KHALI NOT PICKY IN TYPE OF PERSON HE EAT!!! RAAAAAAHHH!!!

Skippord
03-17-2007, 02:16 AM
I bet he actually has a perfect british accent