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Buzzkill
03-16-2007, 09:01 PM
Agree or Disagree?
FakeLaser
03-16-2007, 09:13 PM
Agree.
ron the dial
03-16-2007, 09:17 PM
I took a huge dump earlier, and turned around to look and see what I had done. Lo and behold, there was a big pile of Akon staring back at me. So not only is he the sphincter of music, he is also the shit of music.
Downunder
03-17-2007, 06:53 AM
I thought he was a ring tone
ct2k
03-17-2007, 07:10 AM
yeh
94 SVT Cobra
03-20-2007, 12:55 AM
I dont understand what people like about the dude so much, when you hear him sing you think "hey, hes not so bad" but then you hear him talk in an interview and your like "son of a bitch, hes not even singing, thats just how he sounds"
Funky Fly
03-20-2007, 02:41 AM
He should be relegated to being a back up singer because his own songs are extremely annoying, with his insistence on using those sped up samples with chipmunk vocals.
SammyG
03-20-2007, 02:43 AM
Smack that, OH OH OH OH OH
Jesus Shuttlesworth
03-20-2007, 03:26 AM
Dunno I've heard much worse
Bad Company
03-20-2007, 08:50 AM
NAH, Akon is the man, BLING BLING
AdrianM
03-23-2007, 06:59 PM
I fucking hate AKON. WTF is up with him, I mean, hesings like a choir boy, how can that be appealing.
His "music" is disgraceful.

I typed in Akon sucks on google and got a few websites slamming him, then found one where people liked him. Whats with the whole way that people type on these websites:

"Akon is da bes, so talented, he rulzzzz" so, not only does akon annoy me, but his fans do too
LaLa
03-23-2007, 07:16 PM
I would give my opinion but I don't know what "sphincter" means. But I'm guessing it's not a good thing.
HaTeR
03-24-2007, 05:29 AM
You seriously don't know what sphincter means?...
HaTeR
03-24-2007, 05:38 AM
And to be on topic, I think Akon is actually one of the better R&B type singers to come in awhile.
ron the dial
03-24-2007, 07:14 AM
You seriously think that Akon is good?...
HaTeR
03-24-2007, 08:37 AM
You're seriously on my cock?
ron the dial
03-24-2007, 11:04 AM
No. I could care less if you like shitty music.
HaTeR
03-24-2007, 01:51 PM
K then stfu. =)
Fryza
03-24-2007, 05:14 PM
His voice makes my head hurt, and his songs suck.
Jura
03-24-2007, 05:41 PM
The royal penis is clean, your highness.
Savio
03-24-2007, 11:13 PM
I like his songs or atleast the ones he's done with other people.

His song Ghetto was good too.
Fox
03-25-2007, 12:14 AM
His songs are good to get up on a girl in a club.

Listening while driving to work, or relaxing at home, or trying to read? Not so much.
Johnny Vegas
03-25-2007, 01:47 PM
He is a hell of an R&B hook artist. Don't Matter is cool too. Pretty straight with me.
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03-27-2007, 05:37 AM
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Yeah. 3 Minutes of that. REALLY?! C'MON.