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Jura
03-19-2007, 04:45 PM
<font size=4 face=verdana color=red><b>WWE Star Injured</b></font>

<b>By <a href="mailto:Mathiasvonboone_069@lolz.com">Matthias Von Boonenschnaagen</b></a>

Lilian Garcia will not be performing her duties as ring announcer on tonight’s Raw due to an injury she suffered while skiing this weekend in Killington, Vt. The Diva twisted her knee in heavy snow on a diamond run Saturday. She was examined by doctors in Vermont, and will undergo an MRI tonight to determine the extent of the injury.

But fear not, Lilian is aiming for a return to Raw next week. According to the Raw Diva, she’s already on the mend.

“I’ve been a skier my whole life, and have never had any accidents whatsoever,” said Lilian, while recuperating at her home in New York. “I went off a jump and into some powder. The binding should have released my foot, but instead the whole ski twisted left and I felt a pop.”

Tonight’s MRI should shed light on whether or not Lilian will require surgery for the injury.
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Anybody Thrilla
03-19-2007, 04:49 PM
This could shake up Wrestlemania BIG TIME.

anandraval
03-19-2007, 04:50 PM
That means the ECW kid is gonna do the announcing for Raw.

SammyG
03-19-2007, 04:55 PM
THAT IS SO BIZARRE

NeanderCarl
03-19-2007, 04:56 PM
Twat.

Fink's on speed dial. It's all good.

Kane Knight
03-19-2007, 05:05 PM
I told you she wasn't Latina. Skiing is for white folk. I hereby rename her tiffany.

How do you think WWE'll recover from this?

KingofOldSchool
03-19-2007, 05:07 PM
Phew good thing I didn't buy tickets for the show tonight.

Jordan
03-19-2007, 05:58 PM
this is make it or break it for WWE

Team Sheep
03-19-2007, 06:01 PM
Woo I've been skiing there.


*cheap pop*

Crossrine
03-19-2007, 06:06 PM
Is it me or did anyone else notice she makes it seem like ring announcing dangerous? How many times has she been injured?

Jeritron
03-19-2007, 06:07 PM
she's nothing but a glorified stuntman

Team Sheep
03-19-2007, 06:08 PM
She still has nightmares about Charlie.

Crossrine
03-19-2007, 06:14 PM
I remember that incident. He came in and like bounced off the ropes, she fell and screamed near mic. Johnny Nitro and Melina ran to see her but he went on like nothing happend.

Kane Knight
03-19-2007, 06:31 PM
Woo I've been skiing there.


*cheap pop*

I oculdn't remember how close it was, so I checked the Killington Ski Resort's website.

It claims they are three hours from Boston, and realistically, m I am three hours from Boston.

Ergo, I live there. :shifty:

Kane Knight
03-19-2007, 06:34 PM
I remember that incident. He came in and like bounced off the ropes, she fell and screamed near mic. Johnny Nitro and Melina ran to see her but he went on like nothing happend.

Her injury aside, it was fucking hilarious.

Jeritron
03-19-2007, 06:36 PM
Her injury included, it was fucking hilarious.

Team Sheep
03-19-2007, 06:45 PM
I oculdn't remember how close it was, so I checked the Killington Ski Resort's website.

It claims they are three hours from Boston, and realistically, m I am three hours from Boston.

Ergo, I live there. :shifty:

Oh my, I was ridiculously close to KK.

:eek:

Gerard
03-19-2007, 06:45 PM
she's nothing but a glorified stuntman


Or as flair would say, a "human" stuntman, as opposed to one made out of chocolate obviously. :wtf:

Jeritron
03-19-2007, 06:47 PM
Coming from a guy who collected a wrestlemania paycheck over someone else, while pushing 60. And what'd he collect it for doing? Oh yea, taking a suplex off a ladder for one big spot.

Kane Knight
03-19-2007, 06:53 PM
Coming from a guy who collected a wrestlemania paycheck over someone else, while pushing 60. And what'd he collect it for doing? Oh yea, taking a suplex off a ladder for one big spot.

Yeah, but when you're pointing out things even the Pro Wrestlers caught...;)

Corkscrewed
03-19-2007, 11:43 PM
I went skiing for spring break last week at Mammoth Mountain.

It was really fun.


(that's my contribution to this thread)

94 SVT Cobra
03-19-2007, 11:57 PM
Skiing.....ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMN IT.

Xero
03-20-2007, 12:04 AM
Pfft, Arnold worked through it. She's just a pussy.

Or as Arnold would put it, "A girly girl manny man girl-man".