Official RAW thread. March 19th, 2007: Wrestlemania Reversal Night.

[ClockShot]

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Preview:Reversal of fortunes


March 19, 2007



With only two stops left for Raw (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/) before WrestleMania (http://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania/), allegiances are bound to crumble as many Superstars align themselves for gold at the biggest night in sports-entertainment.
SmackDown (http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/) General Manager Theodore Long (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/theodorelong/) has confirmed that next week on Raw, it will be WrestleMania reversal night. Both of the World Tag Team Champions, John Cena (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/) and Shawn Michaels (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/shawnmichaels/), will face opponents from their partner’s WrestleMania past. John Cena will face Chris Benoit (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/chrisbenoit/) and Shawn Michaels will take on JBL (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/jbl/). Which Superstar will step up on the quest for dominance?
Last week, Chris Masters (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/chrismasters/) turned to Lilian Garcia (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/liliangarcia/) when no one answered his Master Lock Challenge; luckily, Super Crazy (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/supercrazy/) prevented her from getting the Master Lock, instead feeling the painful hold himself.
Someone has stepped up, however: ECW (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/) World Champion Bobby Lashley (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/lashley/). Just 13 days before he meets Umaga (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/umaga/) at WrestleMania, Lashley will take the Master Lock challenge on Raw. Will the ECW World Champion be the first to break the devastating hold? And if he doesn't, will this Challenge crack the list of Masters' greatest Master Lock moments?
In a shocking turn of events, Mr. McMahon (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mrmcmahon/) did not give Donald Trump the billionaire bitch slap he had promised. Instead, “The Donald” pushed the Chairman over a table. How will Mr. McMahon retaliate after facing such embarrassment?
Two weeks ago, The Great Khali (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/thegreatkhali/) made himself heard when he demanded: “I want Kane (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/kane/)!” Last week, Kane responded by destroying the announce table with his twisted gaze fixed on Khali. After seeing what Kane did to Daivari (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/daivari/) on Friday Night SmackDown, what kind of destruction will occur if these two meet again?
Find out live Monday night at 9/8 CT on the USA Network.

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[KingofOldSchool]

Man this is the first Raw that's been in Indiana that I've not been to in close to 7 years.
:-\

[NeanderCarl]

Evening all.

[SammyG]

JBL JBL

[ClockShot]

This show will be just fine if Benoit beats Cena tonight.

[SammyG]

In memory of Skaaland. Nice :)

[ClockShot]

Arnie...... :'(

[NeanderCarl]

R.I.P. Arnie.

[NeanderCarl]

New opening?

[M-A-G]

The Return of M-A-G's Raw Recap!

Bear in mind it's been a while since I've watched Raw in its entirety and it's been YEARS since I've done a recap so bear with me.

[NeanderCarl]

Slightly modified opening, rather.

[M-A-G]

Arnold Skaaland. R.I.P.

[NeanderCarl]

Is JBL actually going to wrestle, you think? It seems like a very low key return to me.

[SammyG]

Michaels Benoit to start it off?

[NeanderCarl]

Ah well, we'll find out now.

[ClockShot]

I'm actually pumped to hearing the closing bell tonight.

[NeanderCarl]

Michaels Benoit to start it off?
Michaels/JBL you mean.

[NeanderCarl]

I have a feeling this JBL match ain't happening.

[SammyG]

Oh, yeah, my bad.

[SammyG]

*marks out for JBL music. LIMO!

[ClockShot]

YES! LIMO AND ALL!

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL

[SammyG]

Damnit. I guess he's not wrestling

[KingofOldSchool]

Not wrestling, duh.

[NeanderCarl]

Hah this guy ain't dressed to wrestle... told you...

[ClockShot]

He ain't fightin'? :wtf:

[M-A-G]

Are we ready?!?!?!? Let the show begin as Shawn makes his way out for his match with John Bradshaw Layfield. I don't get this whole WrestleMania Reversal night thing. The brand extension means less and less as the weeks go by. JBL gives us the traditional entrance but he's not dressed to compete.

[Caged Heat18]

JBL does not appear to be in wrestling gear.

[NeanderCarl]

Michaels vs Khali?

[ClockShot]

You know what always bothered me. JBL got all this knowledge about the stock market and all. Why doesn't he go out and make some millions trading or start his own firm?

[KingofOldSchool]

The brand extension means less and less as the weeks go by.

Welcome to three years ago.

[NeanderCarl]

JBL gets good heat, but I assumed he would get more of a mixed reaction. He's been damn entertaining in his commentator role.

[SammyG]

Haha I missed JBL on the mic.

[KingofOldSchool]

You know what always bothered me. JBL got all this knowledge about the stock market and all. Why doesn't he go out and make some millions trading or start his own firm?

He works on Wallstreet full time.

[ClockShot]

YEAH JBL! GET IN HIS HEAD!

[Caged Heat18]

I love JBL on the mic.

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL

prick *censored that i have known* in my life

[NeanderCarl]

Where is this going?

[ClockShot]

He works on Wallstreet full time.

No shit. I know he's got that weekend show on MSNBC. Is he with some big broker company or an advisor of some sorts?

[SammyG]

Michaels is gonna kick his head off.

[M-A-G]

JBL grabs the mic and talks about his suit a la The Rock. Apparently nobody tells JBL what to do. It's like a shoot against Vince or something. He claims he's not going to wrestle unless it's on his terms. JBL claims HBK is going to get his ass kicked by John Cena. JBL stirs the pot by claiming HBK's had chances to kick Cena's head off and calls him a "prick". The censoring comes a little too late for that. JBL tries some motivation via tough love. This is actually a pretty interesting promo from JBL.

[KingofOldSchool]

No shit. I know he's got that weekend show on MSNBC. Is he with some big broker company or an advisor of some sorts?

He works with high risk bonds or some shit.

[Caged Heat18]

Although JBL is gold on the mic, I hate blatant false advertising like that.

[Savio]

I'd like to see michaels win.

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL JBL got owned

[SammyG]

Sweet Chin Music!

[ClockShot]

Ah man.

[NeanderCarl]

Didn't see THAT coming.... :shifty:

[M-A-G]

HBK grabs the mic and talks about respect and mind games and stuff. Nobody tells HBK what to do either. Pfft, you don't know the half of it. He demonstrates the suddeness of Sweet Chin Music by taking out JBL with it. Nice little opening segment but what the hell's with the bait-and-switch? Segment score: B. Shawn wearing JBL's hat afterward saves it from a C or worse.

[NeanderCarl]

Fair play, JBL did a good job putting that move over there... allowing himself to get KOed with one kick... good chap.

[SammyG]

... ok mr play by play

[NeanderCarl]

HBK grabs the mic and talks about respect and mind games and stuff. Nobody tells HBK what to do either. Pfft, you don't know the half of it. He demonstrates the suddeness of Sweet Chin Music by taking out JBL with it. Nice little opening segment but what the hell's with the bait-and-switch? Segment score: B. Shawn wearing JBL's hat afterward saves it from a C or worse.
Hang on.... Shawn Michaels WEARING A HAT saved the segment for you?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

JBL is easily one of the greatest mic workers ever.

[Jeritron]

opening segment was excellent

[NeanderCarl]

Wow... See No Evil is getting a DVD release in the UK finally. None of the WWE Films movies have made it to the theatres over here yet. Wonder if The Condemned will be different, what with Vinnie Jones having a role?

[SammyG]

What if they have the same thing with Cena/Benoit? lol, that'd be so terrible.

[SammyG]

lmfao GIANT GRAPEFRUITS

[Jeritron]

That was a great exchange by both.

[NeanderCarl]

Hmm... the Battle Of The Billionaires ident just shows how much WWE thinks of their current ECW Champion and Intercontinental Champion.... Large pictures of Trump, Vince and Austin, with pics of Umaga and Lashley barely visible in the background, followed by a Tale Of The Tape.... but not of the competitors, but of the respective managers. Tut.

[SammyG]

OOOOHHHHH

[NeanderCarl]

Ooooh... maybe we're getting an Edge vs Orton match at WM after all.

[Ninti the Mad]

Man, Orton/Edge feud is the best shit ever.

[SammyG]

that was fucking awesome.

[M-A-G]

Edge gets confronted by Randy Orton in the back. I don't watch ECW so I'm gonna leave it up to Orton to fill me on. I knew he would be useful for something. Orton turns up the ante by announcing a Last Chance Battle Royal for Edge's spot in the Money In the Bank match. The rub noses as my friend notes that Orton looks like Colossus. I don't know what he's on.

[NeanderCarl]

Good, I didn't want Edge in that damn Money In The Bank anyway. He should stay undefeated at Mania.

Man, Edge sounds like Jack Bauer!

[SammyG]

oh fuck, ok let's get this mastershit done quickly.

[KingofOldSchool]

yipee

[Jura]

Christ Masters sporting the goatee again.

[ClockShot]

Alright. Get Khali out here and end this once and for all.

[ClockShot]

The hell is Lashley doing here?

[NeanderCarl]

Hmmmm.... bye bye Masterlock Challenge.

Lashley needs new music. I didn't even recognise it until he came onto the stage, it's so indescript.

[KingofOldSchool]

Black Lesnar

[SammyG]

It was announced on wwe.com that he wuold be the one taking the challenge.. why are the announcers acting suprised?

[Caged Heat18]

Is that a Bobby chant?

[The Genius]

business has just picked up

[The Optimist]

Nice twist making the Last Chance Battle Royal for Edge's spot so he can jump out of it. Makes me laugh a bit. . .but now I wonder why Randy Orton's in it.

[NeanderCarl]

I got a feeling that they were pushing the history of the Masterlock pretty hard there. Shoulda guessed tonight was the night they were ending it.

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL Masters slapped the back of his head

[NeanderCarl]

Nice twist making the Last Chance Battle Royal for Edge's spot so he can jump out of it. Makes me laugh a bit. . .but now I wonder why Randy Orton's in it.

If Edge is taken out of the match, Orton will be too.

UNLESS Edge is too injured to wrestle at Mania.

[The Optimist]

Wow. Masters and Lashley have some sort of weird chemistry going out there. Or maybe they're both just "UGH SQUASH" guys and I can't tell the difference between chemistry and similarity.

[Ninti the Mad]

I was starting to like Masters when he was really heelish doing shit to Torrie and kinda running away but then he stopped getting tv time.

[NeanderCarl]

Hah knew it.

[SammyG]

BAH GAWD HE BROKE IT

[Jura]

I knew it.

[KingofOldSchool]

Figures...

[Ninti the Mad]

gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay lashley

[The Optimist]

Nice. I like how easily they wasted even the Masterlock, expect a Masters vs. Lashley match tomorrow night.

[Caged Heat18]

Good. Hopefully thats the last we'll see of the Masterlock challenge.

[M-A-G]

Masterlock Challenge: OK so now....Wait, WTF is with the Masterpiece's beard? Anyway, the challenge is being answered by Bobby Lashley. Call me crazy but I'd like to see a match between these two built right. Lashley REALLY needs better music. Lashley's all calm about it. Masters is somewhat hesistant. Masters is all "F*CK this" and slaps Lashley. Things get back to normal and the Masterlock is locked in. Lashley fights but goes to a knee. He rises but goes down again. One last attempt AND HE BREAKS IT!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY *(@&()@*(@*!!!! NOT LIKE THAT SOLDIER ALREADY DID IT BACK IN DECEMBER!!! Segment Score: D. There's better ways to get Lashley over and they seem to have discarded Masters into the Whatever Pile.

[NeanderCarl]

Lashley reminds me of Davey Boy Smith, back in the early 90s when he was too muscle bound to be the excellent worker he used to be/eventually became again.

[SammyG]

The rock has a BIIIIG BOOWW

[SammyG]

dude MAG shut up. we know what happenned.

[The Optimist]

I Robot on FX is better than Raw

[Jura]

They should have at least made it last longer to build suspense.

[KingofOldSchool]

If they were going to have Lashley break the Masterlock, he should've done it when he debuted.

[SammyG]

wwhhat the fuck @ that RGX body spray commercial. I would tax it.

[M-A-G]

Commercial break: WTF is with that chick wanting to smell me?

[Savio]

Lashley REALLY needs better music.

[M-A-G]

dude MAG shut up. we know what happenned.

Yes, that's who I'm doing this for. The people who ARE watching.

[ClockShot]

House marathon. My sunday is lookin' good already.

[Ninti the Mad]

Lashley rhymes with Ashley

They are also both shitty quote on quote wrestlers.

[NeanderCarl]

I don't see Lashley breaking the Masterlock as a waste of the Masterlock, though. Lashley is heading into the highest profile match he's ever been in, and the match which will get all the mainstream coverage at WrestleMania. He HAS to be pushed strong in the build up. What did you think was going to happen? Masters was gonna lose the challenge to some newcomer out of nowhere? Or a guy like Kenny?

It had to be a muscle bound tough guy in the midst of a push. Who else BUT Lashley?

[M-A-G]

Playboy plug from Ashley. Yawn. Are we getting a match here anytime soon?

[The Optimist]

If they were going to have Lashley break the Masterlock, he should've done it when he debuted.That would have been sweet. "In today's Masterlock Challenge, introducing Jimmy Jobberson. . .

Bah Gawd Jimmi Jobberson eff tee dubyah!!!!

That Masterlock may quite literally made of barbecue sauce right in half!"

[SammyG]

BAH GAWD THE CHAOS OF THE MASTERLOCK BEING BROKEN.

[M-A-G]

Back to the show, in case you fell asleep for 5 or so minutes, the Masterlock is still broken.

[The Optimist]

I don't see Lashley breaking the Masterlock as a waste of the Masterlock, though. Lashley is heading into the highest profile match he's ever been in, and the match which will get all the mainstream coverage at WrestleMania. He HAS to be pushed strong in the build up. What did you think was going to happen? Masters was gonna lose the challenge to some newcomer out of nowhere? Or a guy like Kenny?

It had to be a muscle bound tough guy in the midst of a push. Who else BUT Lashley?
Any of the other guys that have actually broken the Masterlock, including Booker T two years ago.

[KingofOldSchool]

The only thing Lashley can do is smile.

[KingofOldSchool]

EUGENE VS UMAGA

[SammyG]

Haha Eugene

[Jura]

lol *insert random diva*

[ClockShot]

Uh oh....Eugene is gonna die.....

[SammyG]

Eugene KHALI PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[SammyG]

IT'S GOTTA BE KHALI. Ah, damnit, it's gonna be Umaga. DAMN!

[Ninti the Mad]

aww I was hoping for Khali against Eugene

[ClockShot]

DAMN!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[M-A-G]

Lashley meets up Vince and crew in the back. Well of course, it's already been a whole half hour and we haven't seen hide nor hair of him. Lashley is BANNED from the building now, BANNED I say. Vince bumps into Maria next. Well, duh. Then he bumps into Eugene. Literally as he gets Eugene's drink all over him. Eugene gets sent into a match. You HAD to see that one coming. Ron Simmons: DAMN!

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL FAROOQ

Stilll funny to me, damnit

[The Optimist]

Nice. Why does the Ron Simmons segment still make me laugh?

[Savio]

I hope RVD wins it.

[M-A-G]

Arnold Skaaland video package. Nice touch but seriously how about a match here?

[The Optimist]

Rivalry for the ages-Umaga vs. Eugene

Seriously though, they made about five or six matches against each other.

[Savio]

The last Ron Simmons segment should be at wresltemania where he says damn after vince gets shaved.

[ClockShot]

Nice tape. :y:

[The Optimist]

Hills Have Eyes 2 > I, Robot

[ClockShot]

MASHED POTATOES! GRAVY! AND CRANBERRY SAUCE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[SammyG]

DAMN!

[Ninti the Mad]

MASHED POTATOES! GRAVY! AND CRANBERRY SAUCE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


lol love that

[SammyG]

ROOOFFLLLLLL AUSTIN COMMERCIAL. LITTLE AUSTIN.

[SammyG]

MILK INSTEAD OF BEER LOLLLLL

[Jura]

lol at the milk

[M-A-G]

LMAO @ the Austin package

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL KIDDIE AUSTIN WITH MILK

[ClockShot]

AWESOME!

[The Optimist]

Bubba Ray: SONNY! GET THE NANITES!

Everyone else:. . .

[Ninti the Mad]

what a shitty battle royal line up

[Savio]

No RVD :(

[SammyG]

Let's go Nitro, clap clap clap clap clap

[Ninti the Mad]

nvm Nitro sexed it up

[ClockShot]

Whoa. Nice group. This can go to anyone.

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali needs to come out and throw everyone out.

[The Optimist]

what a shitty battle royal line upThis is the reason you shouldn't use drugs, kids.

[ClockShot]

Edge got some more ink work.

[KingofOldSchool]

VAL VENIS SIGHTING

[NeanderCarl]

Well I'm thinking Flair and Carlito into the MITB and Orton and Edge out. Orton vs Edge instead.

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL VISCERA

[SammyG]

Bye bye Vis. Venis will prolly go next.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wait "Last Chance Battle Royal" when did Val Venis and Viscera have a first chance?

[The Optimist]

I love big guys in Battle Royals because the always talk about how big of an advantage they have, yet they never ever win. I can think of an exception or two, but it hasn't happened notably in about ten years.

[NeanderCarl]

Seen that "everyone eliminates the fat guy" spot far too many times now.

[SammyG]

Edge faking an injury.

[NeanderCarl]

Actually, Edge feigning an injury? Edge is probably winning this thing.

[NeanderCarl]

Carlito and Shelton would be better in that match than Edge and Orton, who could have a much more meaningful singles match at the big show.

[KingofOldSchool]

Edge is going to sneak out a win.

[The Optimist]

It won't be Nitro, or either of the WGTT guys. Maybe Flair or Carlito but only if they take both spots. Obviously not Venis.

So who's left Kenny, probably not.

Supercrazy. . .nevermind.

Edge, defeats the purpose.

[M-A-G]

YES! It's true! WE HAVE A MATCH!

Battle Royal: Winner gets Edge's spot for Money in the Bank. We've got Edge (duh), Carlito, Ric Flair, Johnny Nitro, Super Crazy, Viscera, Charlie Haas, Shelton Benjamin, Val Venis, and Kenny Dykstra. They try to gang up on big Vis and they're successful. Feel the excitement of mindless slugging and walking around. Edge appears to be hurt as he goes under the ropes. See if you can call the ending of the match right now. More brawling. Why the hell would Val and Crazy or even Haas be involved in this? Haas and Benjamin catch Crazy coming off the ropes and they get rid of him as we take a break.

[NeanderCarl]

Any of the other guys that have actually broken the Masterlock, including Booker T two years ago.

You're not supposed to remember that, dammit, WrestleMania or not.

[M-A-G]

Michelle Wood talks about the Divas as if they get treated with respect or something. And how about that non-stop action....after 35 minutes. And ENOUGH OF THESE BODY SPRAY COMMERCIALS!!! Doesn't anyone use cologne anymore?

[Jura]

Nice boobage

[The Optimist]

Well, it wasn't on the broadcast, just the DVD that their hoping no marks bought. . .somehow. . .

[NeanderCarl]

There's a rumour of a tag team inter-brand battle royal at WrestleMania (probably on the pre-show, but who knows). Rules out any of the tag guys winning this thing.

[KingofOldSchool]

All the jobbers are out now.

[Savio]

I love big guys in Battle Royals because the always talk about how big of an advantage they have, yet they never ever win. I can think of an exception or two, but it hasn't happened notably in about ten years.....Khali

[SammyG]

lol @ Edge still faking the injury. wait, he isnt allowed to wrestle right? he has a broken jaw... ah ha.

[Ninti the Mad]

Not the first time Edge has faked an injury to win this type of match.

[ClockShot]

Dammit Shelton!

[ClockShot]

You gotta be kidding me.....

[The Optimist]

....Khali
What's the supposed to mean? What Royal did Khali win?

[ClockShot]

Ha ha. Flair hopped the rope before the clothesline.

[SammyG]

Get in there Edge!
HAHAHAHA, They botched it

[ClockShot]

YES EDGE!

[Jura]

On Flair's last match ever they should make pyros go off every time he does the knife-edge chops.

[KingofOldSchool]

EDGE WINS
EDGE WINS

SHOCKER

[Ninti the Mad]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[SammyG]

lol @ botching throwing flair over the top rope

[The Optimist]

Dammit Shelton!
Suprise! Without his mamma Shelton is doomed to Tag Team-ness by WWE's shittiness.

Wow.

So that whole Royal was useless. Love it. I know they're trying to make matches. . .but if we keep getting matches that mean nothing it's just gay.

[Jura]

I'm kind of tired of Edge pulling a Razor Ramon.

[M-A-G]

Back from the break and we've said 'adios' to Val Venis and Charlie Haas. Edge is still outside with his injury. Nice to earn your pay there, Adam. Kenny and Carlito struggle on the turnbuckle but Kenny gets tossed off. Benjamin leaps up to confront Carlito but Flair pushes Benjamin off. Down to four. Kenny gets eliminated after Flair crotches him on the ropes. Nitro says bye-bye. Flair and Carlito now. Oh, wait, I guess you can't count out Edge. Flair hangs on and gets Carlito in the eye. Carlito tries to headscissor Flair out to no avail. Carlito slides back in but gets backdropped out. The bell rings and they try to announce Flair the winner but SHOCK OF SHOCKS Edge comes back and tosses Flair. That cad. That cheat. That....was so obvious. Match rating: NO STARS BIYATCH! WTF was the point of that?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Ughhhhh such a fucking predictable show tonight

Was really hoping they'd give Carlito or Dykstra the nod. Then Edge can win another match to keep his streak alive and Kennedy can win MITB</font>

[SammyG]

I can not get the image of Little Austin and milk whenever I see Stone Cold. Damnit.

[The Optimist]

I'm kind of tired of Edge pulling a Bobby Trendy

[KingofOldSchool]

So that whole Royal was useless. Love it.

No it's not, it was building the tension between Orton/Edge.

Edge got Orton into a match against Lashley, then Orton returned the favor by making Edge get his MITB spot back.

[ClockShot]

The Condemned. Starring Stone Cold Steve Austin as that guy from Rockstar Games' Manhunt.

[Savio]

What's the supposed to mean? What Royal did Khali win?I dunno why but it was everyone vs Cena then khali came out eliminated everyone (including cena).

[KingofOldSchool]

EUGENE IS GETTING HIS HAIRCUT

[NeanderCarl]

Whatever happened to Jim Dotson?

Reckon Eugene's getting a hair cut tonight?

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL they are going to shave eugene

[NeanderCarl]

I bet they shave Eugene tonight, and then he gets released right after WrestleMania.

[The Optimist]

No it's not, it was building the tension between Orton/Edge.

Edge got Orton into a match against Lashley, then Orton returned the favor by making Edge get his MITB spot back.Oh yeah. . .I forgot that they hadn't built that up enough. My mistake. Doensn't make me not dissappointed though. :)

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Shaved Eugene = Nick Dinsmore?

Nah, I've given up on hopes of that ever happening</font> :(

[Ninti the Mad]

Never know. Maybe he will break kayfabe in a story sense. Dunno.

[ClockShot]

Baa baa baa.

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL he still has the same stained jacket.

[KingofOldSchool]

Brutus The Barber Beefcake should make a cameo.

[SammyG]

RUNNING ASS SLAM UUMMAGAGAAA

[KingofOldSchool]

Bye bye Eugene's hair.

[SammyG]

haha they are gonna do it. looooooooooool

[M-A-G]

Back from the crack....er, break. It's time for more TOTAL NON-STOP ACTION as we get....

...Umaga vs. Eugene: OK, I take it back. Go back to the vignettes. What the hell is so humiliating about having no hair? Coach does it all the time and Hogan helped take the WWE to new levels just fine no hair. Even I have had my head shaved....although not one of my better decisions. Umaga takes the advantage by shoving Eugene off the apron. The steps meet Eugene and we go back to the ring. My friend: "How many times is he going to get his ass kicked by Umaga?" I'm not sure how to answer that. I bet I can call this match without even looking. Slug, slug, slug, squash, butt slam. The usual. The Samoan Spike finishes. My friend: "Who would've thought he'd have amounted to something?" Match Rating: NO STARS BIYATCH

[NeanderCarl]

Has Estrada had even a second of interview time in the build up to WrestleMania?

[ClockShot]

BRUTUS! BRUTUS! BRUTUS!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Eugene is getting humiliated in his own home state.

[KingofOldSchool]

Eugene's got a mullet now.

[ClockShot]

LOL Eugene is getting humiliated in his own home state.

I thought he was in Louisville?

[NeanderCarl]

:lol:

[SammyG]

Eugene crying..

[SammyG]

ROFL @ VINCE

[NeanderCarl]

Eugene looks bizarre.

[NeanderCarl]

Eugene should keep the half butchered hair look to go along with his stained boots/jacket from last summer.

[KingofOldSchool]

I thought he was in Louisville?

He grew up in Indiana, like anyone wants to be announced from Indiana.

[M-A-G]

Post "match": Eugene gets strapped to the barber chair as Vince goes for the scissors. Well, Eugene did it to Bischoff so meh. Care to explain why he was a heel a while back? This just draaaaaaaags on....and on....and on. I might go play my new You Don't Know Jack game I just got instead of this. At least with that I might learn something.

[KingofOldSchool]

Eugene looks bizarre.

Eugene kinda looks like Snitsky now.

Now Eugene is going to punt babies and sniff feet.

Well that's a step up from sniffing glue.

[NeanderCarl]

Indiana is Ultimate Warrior country isn't it? He should have broken the Masterlock!

[NeanderCarl]

Actually, I may be thinking of Arizona.

[KingofOldSchool]

Indiana is Ultimate Warrior country isn't it? He should have broken the Masterlock!

Supposedly, but that's not something I'd want to admit.

[SammyG]

I'm just waiting till KHALI shows up.

[KingofOldSchool]

Actually, I may be thinking of Arizona.

Warrior currently lives in Arizona, but I remember in one of Warrior's lovely lectures that he stated that he was born in Indiana.

[SammyG]

oh god. Candice Melina Feud.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh yay they are dragging the Candice/Melina feud to the TV,

[SammyG]

Melina, come out and kick her twat.

[ClockShot]

They are actually going along with this 'net shit?

[KingofOldSchool]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I WANT MICKIE

[KingofOldSchool]

lol thats hot

[SammyG]

wow, way to tell it like it is Melina

[Jura]

Shades of Right to Censor.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh yawn

[SammyG]

Bra and Panties!!! .. And to commercial we go.

[NeanderCarl]

Fucksake... ANOTHER AD?

[M-A-G]

Candice makes her return barely wearing anything. Candice talks about Melina's blog on WWE thus making that whole drama thing from a while back a work. She talks smack about Melina and calls her out with all of the enthusiasm of Eyeore the Donkey. Melina comes out and berades her about just wanting to be a sex object. Yeah, because Melina has such a wholesome entrance. My friend: "Damn, she's f*cking hot" Me: "Who?" My friend: "The chick in the audience." Candice throws down the challenge for Bra and Panties right now and we go to a break.

[Ninti the Mad]

BITCH

*commercial*

WTF

[Skippord]

BAHGAWD

[SammyG]

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SKITTLES COMMERCIAL FOR FUCKS SAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP

[M-A-G]

LMFAO @ the singing rabbit

[Jura]

I got something for her to smell...

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm now glad that I didn't pay money to see the show.

[Fignuts]

dude MAG shut up. we know what happenned.

stfu sammy, i missed the first portions.

THANK YOU MAG

[M-A-G]

I got something for her to smell...

:naughty:










Your pies are awesome.

[SammyG]

I would tax them.

[The Optimist]

Melinna might want to tone her legs just a little bit.

[NeanderCarl]

Melina has a flabby ass, no wonder she usually wears long tights.

[SammyG]

69 !

[Skippord]

NICE MOVE

[KingofOldSchool]

69!
69!

BAHGAWD 69!

[Loose Cannon]

I'm tuned into Raw

[SammyG]

Candice has a bruise on her left ass cheek.

[Ninti the Mad]

god I hate Ashley

[SammyG]

God Damnit. Ashley, fuck. Enough of this shit. there's 40 mins left.

[The Optimist]

You better hold on tight, cause I want to love you right

What the fuck Ashley's theme?

[SammyG]

KHALI LOLOLOLOLOL

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL KHALI HAHAHAHAHAHA