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KingofOldSchool
03-28-2007, 07:36 AM
Smackdown spoilers from Grand Rapids

by Xavier Hernandez

-The Major Brothers def. Deuce N' Domino
I believe this was the dark match. Both deuce and domino controlled most of
the match, but the majors won witha rollup.

Smackdown opens up with edge coming and talking about mitb. He is supposed
to face matt hardy, who comes and interupts him, but edge says he has a
replacement, and Great Khali comes to face matt. He hits the two-hand
chokeslam, and fire comes out of the posts. Kane a ppears in the titatrons,
saying that the time is near, as khali leaves the ring.

Teddy L. is showing talking in is office with kirstal. They talk about some
celebretation with champagne and some stuff like that. I really didn't get
the segment well.

Finlay def. Mr. Kennedy
Back and forth action from both man. Not much crowd reaction until finlay
distracted the ref. Hornswoggle, came witha small ladder, and did his
version of the kenton bomb on ken, and then finlay hits the celtic cross.
Crowd reacted well to the bastard.

MVP def. Uknwon
MVp referred to this guy as the champion of eutopia or soemthing like that.
He looked kinda cannival. and skinny. MVP hits the Playmaker for the win,
and starts saying he will be the next us champion.

Jeff Hardy def. Randy Orton
Orton controlled most of the match, and jeff pulled up his signature moves
too. Better than their singles match from raw last week. Edge comes again to
distract orton and jeff pins him with a roll up. Crowd was really into this
match, specially cheering jeff (including me)

10-diva tag team match
Ashley,Maria,Candice,Torrie,Mickie def. Melina,Victoria,Jillian, Kristal,
Michelle Mccool.
Typical divas match. The heels worked a lot on mickie, until all the hot
tags for candice, torrie and maria who performed their signature moves.
Aslhley got the final tag and won with a rollup.

Cm Punk def. King BOOker.
Crowd was behind Punk. I think it was a very good main event. Booker goes
for the scissors kick, but punk moves and wins with a rollup (lost of rollup
victories on this show)

JBL came to the ring to do the interview of batista/undertaker. Out of
nowhere STONE COLD's musci hits, and the people go nuts, (including me). He
comes, and gives JBL a stunner, then drinks two beers per corner and gives
jbl another stunner. Awesome segment.

Teddy long comes with many security guards to do the interview himself. He
brings both batsra and taker, and both got huge pops. Batista says he
already lost respect to taker, and taker remains silence. they they star
brawling, with the security, and batista gives taker a huge spinebuster, the
leaves, but taker sits up! Very good segment to warm the match for WM23.

ECW Notes:

On the RVD/Elijah, RVD got a huge pop, specially because he is from west
michigan. Crowd 100% into this match.

Balls got a decent pop during the break, but snitsky came and you know the
rest.

The 8man match was a good main event. Finlay was busted open, and the harys
on the ladder was a good way to end the show.

After ECW is done, kennedy stays in the ring, and justin roberts announces a
tag team match. His partner was MVP. His opponents were JOHN CENA, huge pop.
But no HBK. IT was a handicap match. Cena managed to gain momentum until
both kennedy and porter started the double team attack. HBK comes to the
rescue and starts tunning up the band, he is about to kick cena, but kicks
mvp instead and leaves. Cena pins mvp and both Cena and HBK are announced as
winners. Cena poses for the crowd and leaves. At the end Kennedy and MVP
start brawling for a little. Good shows.

Bigest pops:
1.PUNK
2.RVD
3.Hardy
4.Austin
5.Batista
6.Taker
7.Cena

most heat
1.elijah
2.Vince (for not showing up)
3.Kennedy
4.orton
5.Booker

ttetf
03-28-2007, 08:06 AM
Dwarf ladder matches = ratings

Theo Dious
03-28-2007, 08:32 AM
Biggest pop was for Punk? Never will I believe that when Taker was on the card.

Mr. Nerfect
03-28-2007, 08:45 AM
It was in Punk's hometown, and Punk is pretty over. Plus surely some smarks in attendence must have booed Taker. I buy it.

First of all, :lol: at MVP. I don't know whether his opponent will be the Champion of Ethopia or Utopia, but either one will be hilarious.

Secondly, I'm quite pissed off that the entire show was used to put over Money in the Bank and Taker/Dave. Fuck that, man. I'm not ordering it, as I said, no London & Kendrick, I don't care.

Thirdly, fuck them if they go through the the Kristal putting Theodore Long in a compromising position so the ever-so-qualified Vickie Guerrero can take his spot as General Manager.

Theo Dious
03-28-2007, 08:59 AM
Punk's hometown or not, there would have had to have been a whole bloody shitload of smarks to drown out Taker's normal pops.

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2007, 08:59 AM
Grand Rapids is not Punk's hometown.

Theo Dious
03-28-2007, 09:09 AM
This is about the third time in a few weeks I've heard a place referred to as "Punk's hometown."

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2007, 09:17 AM
America is Punk's hometown.

BOO-YAH

Xero
03-28-2007, 09:20 AM
(This Sunday)

JR: CM Punk grew up right here INSIDE this very stadium BAHGAWD! He's got the home field advantage, LITERALLY!

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2007, 09:30 AM
In honor of C.M. Punk, the Detroit Lions are going to be renamed the Detroit Punks. Their new logo will be Pepsi's Logo. Pepsi, the official sponsor of the Detroit Punks.

Xero
03-28-2007, 09:33 AM
Nah, they're going to move to Chicago and be called the "Chicago Monkey Punks".

Theo Dious
03-28-2007, 09:40 AM
Nah, they're going to move to Chicago and be called the "Chicago Monkey Punks".

Actually, and oddly enough, both are true.

addy2hotty
03-28-2007, 12:45 PM
Xavier Hernandez appears to be retarded.

Afterlife
03-28-2007, 01:40 PM
Xavier Hernandez appears to be retarded.

Of all the funny things posted here, this, for whatever reason, was the funniest. :lol:

redoneja
03-28-2007, 01:45 PM
Fuck that, man. I'm not ordering it, as I said, no London & Kendrick, I don't care.

lol come on

lort
03-28-2007, 02:00 PM
Punk is getting buried he's definitely in the doghouse. :shifty:

Blitz
03-28-2007, 02:20 PM
Truth, Punk prolly did get the biggest pop.

Highlight of th night tho was watching about 4 security guards have to restrain 2 girls who were obviously high on more than just life.

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2007, 02:41 PM
Did you go to the show?

Jeritron
03-28-2007, 03:19 PM
clearly he did

Mr. Nerfect
03-28-2007, 06:08 PM
Grand Rapids is not Punk's hometown.

Damn, I thought they were still in the Chicago area. My mistake.

Mr. Nerfect
03-28-2007, 06:10 PM
Also, if Punk got the biggest pop, the will probably find the need to punish him.

addy2hotty
03-28-2007, 07:54 PM
Oh come on, according to the marks, Punk would get a huge pop in an empty room. With no windows. Or doors.

Blitz
03-28-2007, 07:57 PM
Did you go to the show?
Yes.

Shadow
03-28-2007, 09:45 PM
Blitz...I have to know.

Did you cheer for Jeff Hardy?

ddpBANG
03-28-2007, 10:00 PM
Next time can we get spoilers that weren't written by a retard?

Jeritron
03-28-2007, 10:09 PM
Bigest pops:
1.PUNK
2.RVD
3.Hardy
4.Austin
5.Batista
6.Taker
7.Cena



I'd like to believe this, but I find it hard to believe. Punk, RVD and Hardy outpopping those 4?

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2007, 10:17 PM
Yes.

How was the Booker/Punk match? Did they mesh well together?

Blitz
03-28-2007, 10:50 PM
Blitz...I have to know.

Did you cheer for Jeff Hardy?
No.

Booker/Punk was fine. Not bad, but not all that memorable either.

Mr. Nerfect
03-28-2007, 11:43 PM
It'll probably come across better on TV than it would have live. I've heard reports that it was quite the good match.

Maybe the pops were in reverse order? John Cena got the biggest, and then downwards? I really don't find it too hard to believe as it is. Batista and John Cena are lackluster at best, and isn't The Undertaker statistically the worst drawing WWE Champion of all-time, or something?

Blitz
03-28-2007, 11:49 PM
It was strange. Whenever he was shown on a video package or something, Cena got the standard mixed reaction, but when he came out for the dark match, he got a massive pop.

Mr. Nerfect
03-28-2007, 11:55 PM
Haha, maybe the smarks just left? Or everyone was just happy that they were getting something "special"?