Some random Heat thoughts...

[Mr. Nerfect]

- The WWE really can't get The World's Greatest Tag Team's theme music right. Up until recently, Charlie Haas was using his own theme, whilst Shelton used the WGTT theme even when he was scheduled for singles competition. This week, Haas uses the WGTT theme and Shelton uses "Ain't No Stoppin' Me". What the fuck? Sort that shit out.

- Val Venis and Charlie Haas had a good match. For a guy his size, and for his position on the roster, he is willing to bump like fuck. Shelton Benjamin and Super Crazy also had a great little match. Both matches got a bit boring when the faces were grounded and put in rest holds, but ah well, still more impressive than most of the shit on WWE television this week.

- Cryme Tyme is really growing on me as a team. At first I thought they weren't crisp enough in the ring, but now they appear to be hanging in there really well. JTG is charismatic as fuck, and Shad isn't too bad himself.

- The WWE should have Paul London & Brian Kendrick defend the WWE Tag Team Championship at WrestleMania against The World's Greatest Tag Team and Val Venis & Super Crazy. Who gives a fuck if two-thirds of the match is represented by the RAW brand? It would be a sweet match that gets deserving talent on the card.

[The One]

No. The WWE Tag Titles warrent no placment anywhere near the Mania card. Quit being such a fan boy.

[Mercury Bullet]

- The WWE really can't get The World's Greatest Tag Team's theme music right. Up until recently, Charlie Haas was using his own theme, whilst Shelton used the WGTT theme even when he was scheduled for singles competition. This week, Haas uses the WGTT theme and Shelton uses "Ain't No Stoppin' Me". What the fuck? Sort that shit out.


Just shows you how absolutely little they care.

[The Show Off]

No. The WWE Tag Titles warrent no placment anywhere near the Mania card. Quit being such a fan boy.

Why not?

[The One]

I amazed WWE even remembers to list that they have Tag Champs on their website. I figured it would just kind of disappear like Edge and Mick Foley being Hardcore Champions or having a Tag Division at all.

[The One]

Why not?

1) The WWE Tag Titles don't mean shit.
2) London/Kendrick are there simply because WWE doesn't want to waste established talent in the Tag Division.
3) London/Kendrick gets sucked off by the IWC but most people don't give a flying fuck about them
4) Alienoid's theory of who should challenge them makes absolutely ZERO sense and was just an excuse to mention the guys he jerks off to at night.
5) If I shoot this down now and other people fallow he won't make a ten page post on how to make Kendrick and London WWE Champs by next SummerSlam.
6) If Flair/Carlito doesn't make the card, they sure as hell shouldn't.
7) They have no strong feud to be placed on the card with...they best eud in recent memory was with MNM (half fired) and the HArdyz (in MitB)
8) My balls itch right now, and my response was short and to the point which allowed me some free time to sratch...but no I had to spell it out for you.

[The Show Off]

1) The WWE Tag Titles don't mean shit.
2) London/Kendrick are there simply because WWE doesn't want to waste established talent in the Tag Division.
3) London/Kendrick gets sucked off by the IWC but most people don't give a flying fuck about them
4) Alienoid's theory of who should challenge them makes absolutely ZERO sense and was just an excuse to mention the guys he jerks off to at night.
5) If I shoot this down now and other people fallow he won't make a ten page post on how to make Kendrick and London WWE Champs by next SummerSlam.
6) If Flair/Carlito doesn't make the card, they sure as hell shouldn't.
7) They have no strong feud to be placed on the card with...they best eud in recent memory was with MNM (half fired) and the HArdyz (in MitB)
8) My balls itch right now, and my response was short and to the point which allowed me some free time to sratch...but no I had to spell it out for you.


Jeez you're a little touchy aren't you. Relax I just asked a question no need to blow a gasket over it.

[The One]

Nothing against you, more just get annoyed with Alienoid's never ending question to have everything he talks about end in London or Venis or Kendrick winning some title or getting majorly over.

I mean, not everyone can be JBL. :D

[Skippord]

Yes some people can be talented :p

[Mr. Nerfect]

1) The WWE Tag Titles don't mean shit.
2) London/Kendrick are there simply because WWE doesn't want to waste established talent in the Tag Division.
3) London/Kendrick gets sucked off by the IWC but most people don't give a flying fuck about them
4) Alienoid's theory of who should challenge them makes absolutely ZERO sense and was just an excuse to mention the guys he jerks off to at night.
5) If I shoot this down now and other people fallow he won't make a ten page post on how to make Kendrick and London WWE Champs by next SummerSlam.
6) If Flair/Carlito doesn't make the card, they sure as hell shouldn't.
7) They have no strong feud to be placed on the card with...they best eud in recent memory was with MNM (half fired) and the HArdyz (in MitB)
8) My balls itch right now, and my response was short and to the point which allowed me some free time to sratch...but no I had to spell it out for you.

1) The ECW Title means shit, yet the ECW Champion is in a high profile match. That point is kind of moot.

2) Yeah, John Cena and Shawn Michaels aren't established talent. Established talent will never hold a Tag Team Championship. :roll:

3) Maybe if they were given a chance to actually do shit, people would give a flying fuck about them, hence my suggestions to show contrast as to how the WWE handles their undercard talent.

4) If you want me to explain why I'd have The World's Greatest Tag Team and Venis/Crazy challenge London & Kendrick, I'll explain:

Shelton and Charlie go to Theodore Long, and think they should get a chance to challenge for a Tag Team Championship. Theodore Long agrees, but reminds them they are RAW Superstars. Shelton reminds Teddy that the RAW Tag Team Champs are locked up, and if Long has such faith in London & Kendrick, he should have no problem putting them in the match. Long agrees, but then reminds Haas and Benjamin they lost to Super Crazy and Val Venis respectively on Heat, so they'll be in the match as well. There you go, one promo.

You can then have that be the reason Theodore Long gets fired as General Manager (assuming they go through with the storyline), instead of that shitty "he's fucking Kristal" excuse. Who isn't fucking Kristal?

5) Paul London wins the King of the Ring with some luck and assistance from his opponents' enemies, and he then becomes an extreme underdog heading into his match with the World Heavyweight Champion, who he manages to beat when Brian Kendrick helps his partner win, instead of costing him the match like they would tease (Edge & Christian-style).

Should they do it? Fuck no. My more recent ideas aren't "If the WWE does this, it would make them money!!!1" and more "How can the WWE claim to not have ideas for anyone if I can pull this shit out of my ass?" Get with it.

6) Carlito only went to various news sources and bitched about how the WWE is using him. Of course he should be rewarded. London & Kendrick would make a hot opening act to get out there, as they are guaranteed to work a fun match. Ric Flair can barely go ten minutes without looking like shit. The poor guy needs to retire to a manage position.

7) Not having a program sucks, but it just goes to show how shitty the WWE is with their planning.

8) Look at more porn, that way you get used to using one hand, and you can type and scratch simultaneously.

[St. Jimmy]

HeAt is still on? What, why?

[Mr. Nerfect]

HeAt is still on? What, why?

Two reasons:

1) It allows John Cena, Vince McMahon, Triple H and Shawn Michaels to appear in the recap segments, which gives Vince his release.

2) Because Todd Grisham is the "Future of Commentating", and they want to get him ready before JR retires. They can't give the spot to someone worthless like Joey Styles or Josh Mathews, can they?

[St. Jimmy]

You know what was an amazing commentary team? JR and Heyman.

[Xero]

1) The WWE Tag Titles don't mean shit.
You can say that about every championship.

[Kane Knight]

Just shows you how absolutely little they care.

Or how much the smarks care.