So...uh...

[The One]

Based on the little comments on my rep sheet and PMs I get from the random folkel round these parts, I gather for some reason my opinion is actually respected, or that I'm an "elite" wrestling poster or whatever...my question is...what the fuck?

OK so that's not really a question, but come on now people. I mark out like a little girl seeing Justin Timberlake over Billy Gunn. I praise Kevin Nash as a god. Sean Waltman is one of my favorites of all time. And I've been singing JBL's praises even back when everyone hated him for the Goose Step. I bitch endlessly about Bret Hart bitching, think Ken Kennedy is a worthless one trick pony and I think Samoa Joe is a fat peice of shit. By all rights, shouldn't I have been flamed off the forum by this point?

:wtf: :?: :shifty:

[311]

It's alright man, I still don't know if people love or hate Bob Holly.

[The One]

Holly = Way underrated.

[The Show Off]

I don't get it, do you want to be flamed?

Just because some of your opinions are contrary to popular opinion doesn't make you special, nor does it make you an asshole. Quite frankly it just makes you another Wrestling Nerd thatr likes talking about wrestling, like the rest of us.

[Fignuts]

I like Bob Holly, Umaga, Mark Henry, and Triple H. But people don't care cause I am so awesome.

So take it as a compliment.

[Fignuts]

Show off, just stop.

[The One]

Oh and before I forget, Jeff Jarrett kicks ass, Japan wrestling sucks ass.

[Fignuts]

Right about that first part.

[M-A-G]

They feel sorry for you. ;)

[BigDaddyCool]

Based on the little comments on my rep sheet and PMs I get from the random folkel round these parts, I gather for some reason my opinion is actually respected, or that I'm an "elite" wrestling poster or whatever...my question is...what the fuck?

OK so that's not really a question, but come on now people. I mark out like a little girl seeing Justin Timberlake over Billy Gunn. I praise Kevin Nash as a god. Sean Waltman is one of my favorites of all time. And I've been singing JBL's praises even back when everyone hated him for the Goose Step. I bitch endlessly about Bret Hart bitching, think Ken Kennedy is a worthless one trick pony and I think Samoa Joe is a fat peice of shit. By all rights, shouldn't I have been flamed off the forum by this point?

:wtf: :?: :shifty:

Here is something I don't get, for the most part I agree with you. The only key differences are that I don't like X-Pac or Billy Gunn, and like Kennedy. And people think of me as a retarded dickhole.

Maybe it is because I rarely give a good reason to why I hate Chris Benoit while you um....no I don't get it. I mean, I know I'm a retarded dickhole, but still.

[addy2hotty]

You like Nash, and made me unafraid to reveal the fact that I'd been a mark for him since his Diesel days...it felt like a crime to admit that once, but you made me see that it was more of a release.

I feel purified now, I thank you.

[Skippord]

I like Bob Holly, Umaga, Mark Henry, . But people don't care cause I am so awesome.

So take it as a compliment.
Those all suck

DIE FIGNUTS DIE :foc:

[ddpBANG]

I like the wrestlers you like. I think Samoa Joe is worthless. Bret Hart does need to get over himself. Japanese wrestling is too gimmicky. You're wrong about Kennedy, though.

[Mr. Monday Morning]

Japanese wrestling is too gimmicky

:wtf:

[Pepsi Man]

Actually, I can never respect you, because you hate the Immortal Hulk Hogan.

:shifty:

Just kidding. The ability to string together a couple of sentences and form meaningful paragraphs goes a long way when you're around the bunch of posters that make up this or most professional wrestling message boards.

[Theo Dious]

OK so that's not really a question, but come on now people. I mark out like a little girl seeing Justin Timberlake over Billy Gunn. I praise Kevin Nash as a god. Sean Waltman is one of my favorites of all time. And I've been singing JBL's praises even back when everyone hated him for the Goose Step. I bitch endlessly about Bret Hart bitching, think Ken Kennedy is a worthless one trick pony and I think Samoa Joe is a fat peice of shit. By all rights, shouldn't I have been flamed off the forum by this point?

From what I've seen in a few months of posting and over a year of reading these boards, you like who you like and you don't make excuses for it, you aren't combative about it. You don't say that Bret Hart is a worthless human being or that JBL is a technical god, and you don't lash out at people who don't agree with you. People respect you though they disagree with you. Also, don't you actually wrestle? I think that gives you some cred.

Oh, and you have the greatest sig ever.

Here is something I don't get, for the most part I agree with you. The only key differences are that I don't like X-Pac or Billy Gunn, and like Kennedy. And people think of me as a retarded dickhole.

Maybe it is because I rarely give a good reason to why I hate Chris Benoit while you um....no I don't get it. I mean, I know I'm a retarded dickhole, but still.

That's because you generally are combative and are generally abraisve. You come across more like you're trying to get a rise out of people, though you obviously hold to what you're talking about. You don't try to be anything but a retarded dickhole, and people seem to respect that.

In either case, you're both pretty cool. :y: :y:

[Kane Knight]

Man, if rep sheets equal respect...:cool:

*comes back to reality*

Oh. :(

[Theo Dious]

No dude, 100,000 posts equal respect. Start spamming.

[Alf Email]

I have similar taste as you except Billy Gunn who is useless without the Outlaws.

[The One]

... and you don't lash out at people who don't agree with you.

Man, could that have been any less true? I lash out any time someone says something bad about any of the Kliq, JBL, Gunn, or (though this hasn't come up yet) Flair.

[Xero]

I have similar taste as you except Billy Gunn who is useless without the Outlaws.
You do realize they're a team in TNA, right?

[Theo Dious]

Man, could that have been any less true? I lash out any time someone says something bad about any of the Kliq, JBL, Gunn, or (though this hasn't come up yet) Flair.

Well I was referring more to the notion of "you are a stupid retarded monkey and your mother smells like cheese" than "you suck if you don't like Ric Flair." If you're doing that sort of thing, I've never come across it.

Oh and X-Pac sucks.

[Theo Dious]

You do realize they're a team in TNA, right?

Wait a minute, then who the hell is this Kip James guy? :shifty:

[Xero]

Dunno, but I'll bet you can bet your sweet bippiy that Kippy is one of One's favorites.

[The One]

Nah, quite frankly, Kip and BG have been less than spectacular since their begininng to team together in TNA. And the fact that Kip has more mic time than BG is a BIG WTF?!

[Xero]

You know you need to neg yourself now, right?

[Theo Dious]

Nah, quite frankly, Kip and BG have been less than spectacular since their begininng to team together in TNA. And the fact that Kip has more mic time than BG is a BIG WTF?!

Is it just really sad that I can never remember which one is which now?

[The One]

You know you need to neg yourself now, right?

The boards won't let me rep myself, so instead I took a belt and whipped myself several times. I also am debating if I should cut off the fingers I used to type that. :(

[McLegend]

You probably should actually.

[Kane Knight]

No dude, 100,000 posts equal respect. Start spamming.

Actually, at 100,000 posts, I get the power to rep so hard their noses bleed.

[The One]

Awwww, I can only rep hard enough to give a black eye. :-\

[Alf Email]

You do realize they're a team in TNA, right?
Yeah but even the whole VKM thing is pretty terrible and I haven't really enjoyed them in TNA at all.

[Theo Dious]

I can rep a paper cut at this point.

[Xero]

Yeah but even the whole VKM thing is pretty terrible and I haven't really enjoyed them in TNA at all.
So do you think if they were "The Outlaws" they'd be better now?

Because they have the same gimmick as before.

[The One]

*Blink-Blink*

*Rubs eyes*

OK, everyone! Come here and look at this. Some new guy "Alf Email" has made his first two posts, and neither one of them contained words "OMGz!!11" or "Ur" or "fo" or any of that other lazy porch monkey^ lingo. He also wrote clear understandable sentances without freaking out over something. I submit we have found the Newb of the Year!

:y:

^Not in a racist way, I'm with Randel, we're taking porch monkey back!

[Xero]

I can rep a paper cut at this point.
I can rep hard enough to make John Cena go down and stay the fuck down in one rep.

[Xero]

*Blink-Blink*

*Rubs eyes*

OK, everyone! Come here and look at this. Some new guy "Alf Email" has made his first two posts, and neither one of them contained words "OMGz!!11" or "Ur" or "fo" or any of that other lazy porch monkey^ lingo. He also wrote clear understandable sentances without freaking out over something. I submit we have found the Newb of the Year!

:y:

^Not in a racist way, I'm with Randel, we're taking porch monkey back!
Probably someone's sock. :shifty:

Anyone decent get banned recently? :shifty:

[Theo Dious]

I can rep hard enough to make John Cena go down and stay the fuck down in one rep.

When Chuck Norris reps someone, gods die.

[BigDaddyCool]

BTW, what is a Voodoo Kin? And how is it a Mafia?

[Alf Email]

So do you think if they were "The Outlaws" they'd be better now?

Because they have the same gimmick as before.
No, it's more the way TNA books them tbh. Even when they first came to TNA, they were booked to bitch about the WWE like everyone else.

[The One]

So do you think if they were "The Outlaws" they'd be better now?

Because they have the same gimmick as before.

No they don't. The Outlaws were all about having fun. Wearing South Park shirts. Saying or acting like complete charismatic jackasses who people just love because of their Tom-foolery. Now they bitch about Vince McMahon, make stupid challenges to Michaels and Hunter, and are engaged in a feud with Christy Hemme were their biggest catch phrase is "STOP!"

Not the same by a long shot.

[Xero]

When Chuck Norris reps someone, gods die.
When Kurt Angle reps someone, Chuck Norris dies. Twice.

[Theo Dious]

OK, everyone! Come here and look at this. Some new guy "Alf Email" has made his first two posts, and neither one of them contained words "OMGz!!11" or "Ur" or "fo" or any of that other lazy porch monkey^ lingo. He also wrote clear understandable sentances without freaking out over something. I submit we have found the Newb of the Year!

:y:

^Not in a racist way, I'm with Randel, we're taking porch monkey back!

Hey, I signed up in 2006 but I only really started posting recently. I think I should be in the NotY for 2007. :rant:

[BigDaddyCool]

*Blink-Blink*

*Rubs eyes*

OK, everyone! Come here and look at this. Some new guy "Alf Email" has made his first two posts, and neither one of them contained words "OMGz!!11" or "Ur" or "fo" or any of that other lazy porch monkey^ lingo. He also wrote clear understandable sentances without freaking out over something. I submit we have found the Newb of the Year!

:y:

^Not in a racist way, I'm with Randel, we're taking porch monkey back!

You know if I said lazy porch monkey, Krap Knight would be all over my ass talking about how I'm in the KKK or Aryan something-or-other.

Damn porch monkeys.

[Theo Dious]

I can say lazy porch monkey cause I am one.

Also, did Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger?

[Xero]

No they don't. The Outlaws were all about having fun. Wearing South Park shirts. Saying or acting like complete charismatic jackasses who people just love because of their Tom-foolery. Now they bitch about Vince McMahon, make stupid challenges to Michaels and Hunter, and are engaged in a feud with Christy Hemme were their biggest catch phrase is "STOP!"

Not the same by a long shot.
Really? I always thought they came across as a heel 3rd rate DX...

Same basic gimmick but aligned differently.

[Theo Dious]

When Kurt Angle reps someone (WITH A BROKEN FRICKEN NECK!!!), Chuck Norris dies. Twice.

[Theo Dious]

And when Khali reps someone, nobody gets hurt because nobody knows what the hell he's saying. So he chops them. And then they die.

[Theo Dious]

Really? I always thought they came across as a heel 3rd rate DX...

Same basic gimmick but aligned differently.

They need to start doing crotch chops, except backwards, to their asses.

[The One]

BTW, what is a Voodoo Kin? And how is it a Mafia?

Voodoo - a polytheistic religion practiced chiefly by West Indians, deriving principally from African cult worship and containing elements borrowed from the Catholic religion.

Kin - a group of persons descended from a common ancestor or constituting a family, clan, tribe, or race.

Mafia - a hierarchically structured secret organization allegedly engaged in smuggling, racketeering, trafficking in narcotics, and other criminal activities in the U.S., Italy, and elsewhere.

So they're cult worshiping family members who belong to an underground criminal group. :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

So do you think if they were "The Outlaws" they'd be better now?

Because they have the same gimmick as before.

They weren't tainted with this whole "we're totally bitter over WWE! Let's bitch about Triple H and actually make up a name intended to take shots at our former boss!"

Yeah, they "feuded" with WCW, but it wasn't the same. They used to be entertaining at what they did. Outlaws were a solid, entertaining, and funny team.

VKM seems like a pale imitation done by a couple of really bitter impressionists.

[Theo Dious]

It would be funnier if they were the Voodoo Kin Yakuza.

[Xero]

Still the same gimmick, just shittier.

[Theo Dious]

Yeah, they "feuded" with WCW, but it wasn't the same.

VKM seems like a pale imitation done by a couple of really bitter impressionists.

When they "feuded" with WCW, it made WCW look pathetic.
When they "feud" with WWE now, it makes THEM look pathetic.

[Kane Knight]

Voodoo - a polytheistic religion practiced chiefly by West Indians, deriving principally from African cult worship and containing elements borrowed from the Catholic religion.

Kin - a group of persons descended from a common ancestor or constituting a family, clan, tribe, or race.

Mafia - a hierarchically structured secret organization allegedly engaged in smuggling, racketeering, trafficking in narcotics, and other criminal activities in the U.S., Italy, and elsewhere.

So they're cult worshiping family members who belong to an underground criminal group. :shifty:

No no no, you moron! They're a family of black magic users who pray to the organised crime families.

[The One]

Really? I always thought they came across as a heel 3rd rate DX...

Same basic gimmick but aligned differently.

I'll give you their challenge to DX was nothing more than a cheap knock off of their invasion of WCW, so maybe you have a point. But truly, that only lasted a couple of weeks and it was designed to lead up to them fighting midgets (which I wasn't that against, I mean the promos and fight itself was actually kind of funny). But for some reason TNA keeps dropping the ball on making them funny and fun loving, which was at the heart of what made the New Age Outlaws great.

[Kane Knight]

When they "feuded" with WCW, it made WCW look pathetic.
When they "feud" with WWE now, it makes THEM look pathetic.

Exactly. It used to be funny. Now it's just...Sad.

[Theo Dious]

Maybe they are simply no longer funny and fun loving, but spiteful and embittered. I'm not saying they are, but it would seem to explain things.

[Theo Dious]

Incidentally, I have never heard anything truer from HHH than when he said that WCW should have opened the doors and let them ride down to the ring. It would have been the single biggest night in WCW history.

[Xero]

It also would have spoiled the moment where Vince admitted he was behind WCW.

[The One]

Yeah, because DX was over big time with the bigger audience.

I think VKM was hoping Hunter would think that about them showing up...too bad they're only kind of over with a much smaller audience. :|

[Xero]

10 people is considered an audience?

[The One]

Hey, retarded marks rom Orlando are people too...

[Xero]

No they're not. They're Sheeple.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/sheeple.jpg

[Theo Dious]

10 people is considered an audience?

Jesus said, "Wherever two or three are gathered in my name, I shall be among them." Apparently TNA believes this also.
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Cause if they didn't, they'd be cancelling a lot of shows.