View Full Version : So, who is jobbing to Cena next year at Mainia?
BigDaddyCool
04-05-2007, 10:34 PM
Will it be Nash, Scott Hall, X-Pac, or Justin Credible?
The One
04-05-2007, 10:37 PM
Cena vs. Credible...a Mania Main Event to die for. :p
El Fangel
04-05-2007, 10:39 PM
I think it will be Kennedy, he will win the title before Mania, and Cena will win it back, but you'll never guess how.
El Fangel
04-05-2007, 10:40 PM
Cena vs. Credible...a Mania Main Event to die for. :p
Only Credibility a Cena mania match will ever have.
BigDaddyCool
04-05-2007, 10:40 PM
I think it will be Kennedy, he will win the title before Mania, and Cena will win it back, but you'll never guess how.
Money in the Bank?
Anyhow, I'm thinking it will be Nash. Cena is slowly working his way through the Kliq.
BigDaddyCool
04-05-2007, 10:41 PM
Oh, I never said I liked the idea, i just see what is happening.
The One
04-05-2007, 10:42 PM
It will be schedualed to be Hall, but he'll be too drunk to remember to show up.
El Fangel
04-05-2007, 10:43 PM
Money in the Bank?
Anyhow, I'm thinking it will be Nash. Cena is slowly working his way through the Kliq.
Ok here is what im thinking, Next year Kennedy has the title at Mania, Cena makes him Tap out, totally unexpected that the WWE would have someone tap out to the STFU three years in a row.
IC Champion
04-05-2007, 10:55 PM
Nash seems how hes the biggest draw in wrestling history.
BigDaddyCool
04-05-2007, 11:00 PM
Nash seems how hes the biggest draw in wrestling history.
Look here guys. Here is someone how has an appropriate name. He has only 7 posts so far, and he is a classic.
Shadow
04-05-2007, 11:13 PM
Cena will job to Cena.
El Fangel
04-05-2007, 11:16 PM
Cena will go back, grab his former jobber self, and come forth in time and put himself in the STFU. Of course he will no sell or tap,and Wrestlemania will last forever.
Nash in 6.58 seconds with a Jacknife.
El Fangel
04-05-2007, 11:22 PM
You think he will last that long without tearing his quad?
He'll tear it a 6.61, hold on to the title through recovery and become the longest reigning WWE champion ever, at 25 years, 6 months, 4 days, 4 hours and 20 seconds.
He'll be losing the title to RVDJR.
IC Champion
04-06-2007, 12:13 AM
He'll tear it a 6.61, hold on to the title through recovery and become the longest reigning WWE champion ever, at 25 years, 6 months, 4 days, 4 hours and 20 seconds.
He'll be losing the title to RVDJR.
Who Nash will have co-trained and taken under his wing only to be turned on and beaten apoun recovery by a 360 double-dragon-moonsault which was taught to him by Kevin Nash himself.
Favre4Ever
04-06-2007, 01:57 AM
They won't do three Cena mania's in a row.
Please, please let me be right.......
El Fangel
04-06-2007, 02:05 AM
Man I was hoping against hope there wasn't going to be two.
D Mac
04-06-2007, 02:19 AM
Hogan
Rammsteinmad
04-06-2007, 02:24 AM
John Cena VS Hulk Hogan.
It'll be like Superman VS Bizarro.
El Fangel
04-06-2007, 02:26 AM
Yeah, but this time would be care who wins?
The One
04-06-2007, 02:47 AM
John Cena VS Hulk Hogan.
I'm not kidding you, if they did this match, I would go out and buy a John Cena shirt and carry around a "Chain Gang" sign. I would over night become one of John Cena's biggest supporters.
El Fangel
04-06-2007, 03:06 AM
After the match, if it does end, will you stop supporting Cena.
The One
04-06-2007, 03:14 AM
If Cena gets the W over Hogan, I just might have to appreciate Superman.
El Fangel
04-06-2007, 03:16 AM
What if Cena loses?
The One
04-06-2007, 03:18 AM
If he loses, I burn the shirt and never speak of being a Chain Gang Soilder again...
El Fangel
04-06-2007, 03:19 AM
Thats IF Cena loses, Im pretty sure Hogan couldn't politic a win over Cena if he tried.
Skippord
04-06-2007, 05:06 AM
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Blitz
04-06-2007, 05:08 AM
Skippord.
Theo Dious
04-06-2007, 08:10 AM
Money in the Bank?
Anyhow, I'm thinking it will be Nash. Cena is slowly working his way through the Kliq.
Nash will be scheduled, but he'll tear his quad.
He'll be replaced by Nash, who will be too drunk to proceed.
Cena vs HBK vs HHH will be planned, but HHH will tear his quad and HBK will lose his smile.
X-Pac will be flown in as an emergency replacement, and will job in a forty-five second match.
Oddly enough, it will still be the last match of the night.
Mr. Nerfect
04-06-2007, 09:37 AM
Hulk Hogan. STFU...brother!
Mr. Nerfect
04-06-2007, 09:38 AM
Seriously, John Cena beating Hulk Hogan in the main event of WrestleMania, making the piece of shit tap out to the STFU, would be a pretty sweet moment. I'd be pulling for Cena, the smarks would be pulling for Cena. The girls and the retards would be pulling for Cena. Everyone would be pulling for Cena. They want to turn Cena face, this is the way to do it.
That's a double-edged sword. On one hand, Hogan would likely job in a Submission loss. On the other, Hogan will be main eventing Mania.
Theo Dious
04-06-2007, 09:39 AM
Does anybody else watch the video of Kurt making Hogan tap to the ankle lock and want to touch themself?
Theo Dious
04-06-2007, 09:40 AM
That's a double-edged sword. On one hand, Hogan would likely job in a Submission loss. On the other, Hogan will be main eventing Mania.
It's kind of like Jesus main eventing the New Testament but having to be crucified four times. It just doesn't even out.
Theo Dious
04-06-2007, 09:41 AM
Thats IF Cena loses, Im pretty sure Hogan couldn't politic a win over Cena if he tried.
I could see him politicking a DQ or countout or no contest or something.
Mercury Bullet
04-06-2007, 10:22 AM
Cena vs. Hogan would be the one and only scenario in which i would be 100% behind Cena.
Dear God how I would love Hogan tapping to the STFU. :drool:
FourFifty
04-06-2007, 11:09 AM
Sammy Davis Jr.
Theo Dious
04-06-2007, 11:12 AM
Sammy Davis Jr.
No, he'll be jobbing to Ray Charles.
BigDaddyCool
04-06-2007, 11:25 AM
Cena vs. Hogan would be the one and only scenario in which i would be 100% behind Cena.
Dear God how I would love Hogan tapping to the STFU. :drool:
K, but lets look at things from a logical point of view. Hogan would win the same way he always does, by no selling and leg drops and take the title. Afterwards he would mention how he helped Cena get over in the match and make him a really maineventer.
I'm not saying I agree with this either, I'm just saying what will happen.
FourFifty
04-06-2007, 12:00 PM
If Cena and Hogan main event, we riot.
Theo Dious
04-06-2007, 12:02 PM
If Cena and Hogan main event, we riot.
I still don't understand why the main event of every single PPV isn't marked by a huge crowd sign reading "If X wins, we riot." Whether or not it's applicable, it's just such an amusing concept. Shit, if for some reason we had Benoit vs Jericho for a unified world title, I'd still want to see "If Benoit wins, we riot" and "if Jericho wins, we riot."
FourFifty
04-06-2007, 12:05 PM
My thing with starting a riot of the main event is ever Cena vs Hogan is that would be an insult to me, as a wrestling fan.
And if someone wants to insult me like that, it's riot time.
Theo Dious
04-06-2007, 12:06 PM
Matter of fact, next time I go to a televised event I'm bringing a sign that says "if Orton rest holds, we riot."
The MAC
04-06-2007, 12:15 PM
at the next mania cena wont even be there. Just a photo of him on a stand. the other guy would enter the ring, look at the photo and fall down. The ref would place the photo on the other guy n count.bwa gawd Cena wins!
Theo Dious
04-06-2007, 12:17 PM
The sad thing is the photo won't even be like a publicity still, it will be of Cena on the can.
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