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Kane Knight
04-08-2007, 06:50 PM
http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/11/11773.phtml

:rofl:

Just fucking :rofl:

Xero
04-08-2007, 06:51 PM
....Wow....

311
04-08-2007, 06:52 PM
D&D + Wrestling?

:nono:

311
04-08-2007, 06:54 PM
"Chapter 5: Anything Can Happen in WWE! gets into that mushy "roleplaying" stuff frequently found in other games, which here details the character subplots, backstage intrigue, promos and brag sessions that WWE fans have come to know and (uh) love."

and...

"For instance, Superkick (aka 'Sweet Chin Music') is a short skip and followup kick straight back and up. The game effect is an Aerial Maneuver (thus based on Dex) with the following modifiers: +1d base damage, a total of 2d6 (-2), stagger/+4 on Lift checks against the target until next round (-2), target makes a knockdown check (-1), +2 Endurance cost (+2) is -5 +2. Total Maneuver Modifier: -3."

Sorry, but...fucking :nono:

Juan
04-08-2007, 07:45 PM
I'm actually kinda glad i don't understand any of that jargon...

Xero
04-08-2007, 07:53 PM
I'm actually kinda glad i don't understand any of that jargon...
...................................:$

KingofOldSchool
04-08-2007, 08:10 PM
That made my head hurt.

BigDaddyCool
04-09-2007, 10:53 AM
Back when I played Warhammer in middle school at the store I bought my minitures and crap from they had a WWF role playing game as well. It wasn't quiet the same, but it featured stuff for Bret Hard, Taker, Micheals, and Paul Bearer and other suchs stars of the time.

tucsonspeed6
04-09-2007, 11:32 AM
l feel sorry for the kid who always got stuck playing as Paul Bearer.

Actually, I feel sorry for any kids who played that game.

*Little Jimmy pulls out the game board and dice*

Little Bobby: Hey! I thought you said we were gonna play wrestling!

Little Jimmy: Yeah. My mom said we can't play on the trampoline because kids fall off and get hurt. She bought me this instead... *Takes a shot from an inhaler*

*Little Bobby is bored for the rest of the evening. The end*

The One
04-09-2007, 12:44 PM
I assume that's one of those Dungeons and Dragons type games for wrestling. In which case not even my love of wrestling will get me remotely interested in that.

Nowhere Man
04-09-2007, 01:03 PM
*discreetly hides his D-20 and character sheets*

The One
04-09-2007, 01:23 PM
And what the fuck is D-10, D-20, D-whatever number...

BigDaddyCool
04-09-2007, 01:34 PM
And what the fuck is D-10, D-20, D-whatever number...

OMG, you are such not a loser. A D-10 is a 10 sided die, a D-20 is a 20 sided die. From what I remember the smallest is a D-4, it is shaped like a 3 sided pyramid, then you can have a D-5, a regular shaped pyramid (though I don't think anyone used that). D-6, a regular six sided die. And if you don't know what a die is, it is the singular form of dice.

BigDaddyCool
04-09-2007, 01:36 PM
I assume that's one of those Dungeons and Dragons type games for wrestling. In which case not even my love of wrestling will get me remotely interested in that.

Well my love of wrestling and soft spot for ripping off AD&D makes me want to play, but then I remeber I rather fuck my girlfriend.

BTW, for those of you who care, if it wasn't for D&D the term spam wouldn't apply to e-mails.

The One
04-09-2007, 01:40 PM
And if you don't know what a die is, it is the singular form of dice.

I know what a die is...I fucking love Dice. I played craps in middle school to win lunch money. :D

BigDaddyCool
04-09-2007, 11:19 PM
I know what a die is...I fucking love Dice. I played craps in middle school to win lunch money. :D

Yeah, we know you like to play with crap. *Insert some joke about being gay and poop on a dick here*

Volare
04-10-2007, 02:05 AM
From the way Vince gets, I bet the person who made this game is getting or had gotten a lawsuit...for the phrase, imagery, and themes used in this game lol

Rammsteinmad
04-10-2007, 02:34 AM
Couldn't be bothered to read the review, or this thread, but just wanted to say that that has to be the worst cover for a book ever.

.44 Magdalene
04-10-2007, 07:13 AM
I'd hit it.

Kane Knight
04-10-2007, 10:53 AM
From the way Vince gets, I bet the person who made this game is getting or had gotten a lawsuit...for the phrase, imagery, and themes used in this game lol

Yeah, I could definitely see why Vince would sue the Official (actually licensed) RPG of his company.

I mean, Vince has been long involved in a lawsuit against himself, so why not sue his officially licensed products, too?

OverTaker
04-10-2007, 11:04 AM
I won't buy it.

Dorkchop
04-10-2007, 11:04 AM
Jesus! 10 more posts and you'll be at 100 000

OverTaker
04-10-2007, 11:05 AM
Oh yeah, congrats KK.

FourFifty
04-10-2007, 12:30 PM
If I bought that book it would be the gayest book I'd own, and I own the Queer Eye book.

Xero
04-10-2007, 01:27 PM
It would be gay if you just knew that book existed.