Finally.....

[The Nick]

The Nick has come back to T-P-W-W

Most of you probably have no f'n idea who I am but I used to write a column on this website a long long time ago called The Smackdown Hotel. I started getting nostaligic about wrestling again and ordered Wrestlemania after not watching wrestling since the ECW ONS II ppv I went to. As a sidenote, I was the fan who brought the "If Cena Wins, We Riot" sign. ( I am very happy to see it take off since then )

Anyway it's good to be back even though internet wrestling sites are all carbon copies of each other. The actual state of professional wrestling has "bottomed out" at least from my perspective and John Cena is perhaps the most overpushed wrestler I have ever personally witnessed outside of Hulk "Career Record: 1012 wins to 9 losses" Hogan (I never saw Brock Lesnar's run).

So I guess the plan at the moment is for me to reacquaint myself with pro wrestling. I plan on writing a weekly column again from the perspective of a wrestling fan who grew up in the "federation" years. I will be keeping a running diary of RAW from now on and post it on the website or maybe on this very forum since Trips only spends maybe 3 hours awake each day.

Regardless, it's good to reconnect with one of my childhood loves: pro wrestling. Now if only someone can tell me what Tammy Sytch's screenname is :cool:

[KingofOldSchool]

I was the one who made the "If Cena Wins, We Riot" sign.

Asshole.

[FourFifty]

Oh thank God! I thought this was going to be another Fanboy Thread.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh thank God! I thought this was going to be another Fanboy Thread.

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WOOOOOOOOO






:shifty:

[The Nick]

I was the one who made the "If Cena Wins, We Riot" sign.

Asshole.

Not the one I hung from the balcony of the Hammerstein jackass.

[KingofOldSchool]

Not the one I hung from the balcony of the Hammerstein jackass.

The only sign you hung was a "WE LOVE CENA" sign.

Faggot, go choke a dick.

[The Nick]

The only sign you hung was a "WE LOVE CENA" sign.

Faggot, go choke a dick.

You must be one of those cases of what happens when a drunk redneck and his 14 yr old meth addicted younger sister procreate.

[The One]

Who the fuck is this tard, and why are we going to care about him...

Ok, I guess I can have an open mind...ONE QUESTION: Shawn Michaels or Bret Hart. And this isn't an essay question where you get to say one in one catagory an the other in the other, you pick one, you don't explain it, and you leave it for judgement! :mad:

[FourFifty]

Who the fuck is this tard, and why are we going to care about him...

Ok, I guess I can have an open mind...ONE QUESTION: Shawn Michaels or Bret Hart. And this isn't an essay question where you get to say one in one catagory an the other in the other, you pick one, you don't explain it, and you leave it for judgement! :mad:

TOVO FOR MOD!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

You must be one of those cases of what happens when a drunk redneck and his 14 yr old meth addicted younger sister procreate.

Nah, those would be John Cena fans.

And that would be the case for you.

Now go join your other buddies over at the WWE.com chat rooms.

[KingofOldSchool]

Who the fuck is this tard, and why are we going to care about him...

Ok, I guess I can have an open mind...ONE QUESTION: Shawn Michaels or Bret Hart. And this isn't an essay question where you get to say one in one catagory an the other in the other, you pick one, you don't explain it, and you leave it for judgement! :mad:

Ric Flair


WOOO

[FourFifty]

Has tpww.net ever flooded the wwe.com chat rooms?

[Funky Fly]

TOVO FOR MOD!!!!
Not on my watch.

[KingofOldSchool]

Many times

[The Nick]

Who the fuck is this tard, and why are we going to care about him...

Ok, I guess I can have an open mind...ONE QUESTION: Shawn Michaels or Bret Hart. And this isn't an essay question where you get to say one in one catagory an the other in the other, you pick one, you don't explain it, and you leave it for judgement! :mad:

are you guys fucking kidding me? Are you all 15 years old? Does no one have any normal things to say on this website anymore?

As for your question: Bret in his prime sold better then Michaels, was a better technical, ground wrestler then Michaels, better ring psychology. On the other hand, Michaels is a better showman then Bret, better athletically, better interviewer.

The answer: Both fucked Sunny in her prime. Tie.

[Rammsteinmad]

Welcome back.

[The One]

YOU FAIL!

[Rammsteinmad]

I'd just like to add that today is my five year anniversary at this website. :D

[KingofOldSchool]

Aww look poor Nick got red dotted.

[The One]

So what's going on KoOS, do you have a history with Nick or something, or did he just rub you the wrong way as he did me?

[The Nick]

Aww look poor Nick got red dotted.

This is what happens when morons inherit the internet

[KingofOldSchool]

So what's going on KoOS, do you have a history with Nick or something, or did he just rub you the wrong way as he did me?

Nah, I just feel like being a prick today.

[The Nick]

So what's going on KoOS, do you have a history with Nick or something, or did he just rub you the wrong way as he did me?

Explain how I rubbed you the wrong way?

[The One]

Fuck off twat.

[KingofOldSchool]

Explain how I rubbed you the wrong way?

He's not gay any more so he didn't appreciate the sexual advances you made on him.

[The One]

Explain how I rubbed you the wrong way?

KoOS is the man. Plus, no offense, I've been a TPWWers since the beginning, and I barely remember you only because my name is "The One" and my real name is Nick and your name is "The Nick." But you made some big come back speech as if it mattered. It didn't. If you'd have come in here and posted like a normal person, we all could have gotten along swimmingly. Instead, welcome to the block party...bitch...

[What Would Kevin Do?]

These are some hostile days on the ole TPWW.

[The One]

Oh yeah, and KLIQ 4 LIEFE!

[The One]

These are some hostile days on the ole TPWW.

Just when you thought it was safe to hang around the old grapplin' website, look who shows up. :p

[KingofOldSchool]

KoOS is the man. Plus, no offense, I've been a TPWWers since the beginning, and I barely remember you only because my name is "The One" and my real name is Nick and your name is "The Nick." But you made some big come back speech as if it mattered. It didn't. If you'd have come in here and posted like a normal person, we all could have gotten along swimmingly. Instead, welcome to the block party...bitch...

As was I, I remember the days where I use to refer to myself as "The Scot"

I never remembered any jabroni by the name of "The Nick."

[Rammsteinmad]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o54/Prog_Metal_Head/TPWW.jpg

:D:D:D:D:D

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Also, if you want to "reconnect" with pro wrestling, my advice would be to watch ROH.

Also, don't listen to The One, he doesn't like good wrestling.

He does however, like the cock.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Also, whatever happed to the TOVO FACTS?

I miss those.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Nah, I change my mind, you can listen to The One.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Except if he's talking about ROH.

Or Porn.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

The 4 horsemen were pretty awesome though, which he will tell you about.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I now need to find some old west music to embed into this thread.

[The One]

Nah, it's cool WWKD, I'm all straight now and stuff. I'd tell you to go to Naughty America for good porn...

Then again I'd also tell you to watch JBL, Kevin Nash, and Billy Gunn for good wrestling. :p

Oh and RoH sucks, Japan sucks, Canada sucks, and Mexico is decent at best (they don't suck entirely because at least every Mexican realises they want to be American).

[The One]

The 4 horsemen were pretty awesome though, which he will tell you about.

Four Horsemen = Best. Stable. Ever.

(Note: The Kliq was a group of backstage friends, not an on screne stable, and therefore the two are uncomparable, and orgasmic in different ways)

[The Nick]

KoOS is the man. Plus, no offense, I've been a TPWWers since the beginning, and I barely remember you only because my name is "The One" and my real name is Nick and your name is "The Nick." But you made some big come back speech as if it mattered. It didn't. If you'd have come in here and posted like a normal person, we all could have gotten along swimmingly. Instead, welcome to the block party...bitch...

I didn't intend to make any "comeback" speech. I worked on this site from the beginning and wrote the most read column on this fucking site at the height of wrestling's popularity on the internet with sites like this one, Rajah's, and a whole shitload of others. I don't see how both of us sharing the name Nick has anything to do with this except you are using it as a poor excuse to be a cunt which you have succeeded at.

I helped make this block bitch.

[KingofOldSchool]

If you helped make it then why doesn't anyone care and/or remember you?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

But who sucks more, ROH, Japan, Canada, or the Harts?

[Funky Fly]

Mr. Nick, first name The? Do you know when you are being fucked with? Because that would be right now.

Relax, guy.

[The Nick]

Just because you don't remember me, means nothing. Hate to tell you this but you aren't the center of the universe

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Alas, we have apparently moved one step in the wrong direction of TOVO bearing my children.

[The One]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You didn't make TPWW. You didn't make the internet. You didn't even make the internet or TPWW popular. You wrote a column, which, whoopidy doo, I wrote a couple back when too. Nobody cares. Now get off your fucking high horse you bitch, come back to reality, and accept that you came in here making his speech (please see: first post) and were upset to ind out that barely anyone remembers you and nobody gives a shit about you.

By the way, I don't care that you use the name "The Nick" I'm just saying, that's the ONLY reason I remember, not you your trieless efforts in making this...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Just because you don't remember me, means nothing. Hate to tell you this but you aren't the center of the universe

Good thing that wasn't directed at me, because you sir, would have been incorrect.

[The Nick]

now that the introductions are over,

who wins this dream match?

The Shockmaster vs The Yeti

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Do you remember Rock and Roll Radio?

[The One]

But who sucks more, ROH, Japan, Canada, or the Harts?

RoH had Daniels...

Japan had...uh...no one...

Canada had Piper...

and the Harts had Davey Boy...

I guess I gotta say that Japan indeed sucks the most. But it's a pretty close race all around.

[Funky Fly]

Just because you don't remember me, means nothing. Hate to tell you this but you aren't the center of the universe
Ok, you know what, just stop. Gonna have to close this in a minute.

[Jeritron]

Four Horsemen = Best. Stable. Ever.

(Note: The Kliq was a group of backstage friends, not an on screne stable, and therefore the two are uncomparable, and orgasmic in different ways)

I always wished all the kliq members would have been the nWo in Summer of 02.

[KingofOldSchool]

Just because you don't remember me, means nothing. Hate to tell you this but you aren't the center of the universe

Yes...Yes I am.

[The One]

I may not be the center of the universe, but I'm the center of the galaxy...see...

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/2585/galaxyxk2.jpg

[Funky Fly]

And the winner, by TKO, The One Version One, TOVO.