Fake Kane

[Theo Dious]

Do you think they should do the Fake Kane thing again this year, now that that date is rolling around again? Screw should, do you think they'll do it anyway? I wouldn't mind, despite the fact that the guy wasn't the greatest, I loved the angle.

[Destor]

:|

[Destor]

Bizzaro Kane sucked.

[Juan]

I liked the idea, but the guy under the mask killed it.....

[Theo Dious]

I liked the idea, but the guy under the mask killed it.....

Yeah, they really should have gotten someone with a bit of ability to do it. The initial chokeslam he gave Kane really sucked.
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Oooh! They should have a little masked Mini-Kane and have him team up with Kane to take on Finlay and Hornswaggle!

[Juan]

Bring in mini Mankind and mini Vader while you're it...

[Theo Dious]

Bring in mini Mankind and mini Vader while you're it...

Fuck that, I want Taker, Mini-Taker, Kane and Mini-Kane vs Finlay, Hornswaggle, MVP and Mini-VP!!!

[D Mac]

Mini me

[SammyG]

Mini Boogeyman vs Hornswoggle vs Mini Kane for the Midget belt main even WM 24

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/may19.gif

[Mercury Bullet]

Mini Boogeyman vs Hornswoggle vs Mini Kane for the Midget belt main even WM 24

With Mini Austin as the mini ref. Deals out mini stunners after the match.

[SammyG]

haha i remember that may 19th thing. ridiculous.

[Theo Dious]

Hey, it was a good way to keep Kane visible but unoccupied while hyping his movie.

[Gerard]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=26lJ14mJfec

pretty shitty match

The fall on the ass slam http://youtube.com/watch?v=GqAOKUEHQjM

[thedamndest]

Take a drink every time they say Kane.

[Juan]

Take a drink every time they say Kane.

LMAO! :rofl:

[Xerzes]

The angle was awful, of course, and felt like it went on and on forever. Still, I would've liked a bit more of a climax to it than Kane ripping of Fake-Kane's mask and throwing him outside.

[Xero]

I was always looking forward to the angle, and they pulled it off pretty horribly. And the match came off more as a fifth rate Taker vs. Kane re-enactment by Undertaker vs. Undertaker than anything else.

[Afterlife]

The whole thing disappointed me. It was such a great idea, and the follow-thru was absolutely terrible. The chokeslam was just stupid. I can understand the Pseudokane appearing as Kane and using the old (and better) music, but copying the moveset? There, it starts getting lame.

There was a ton of potential there, but the kinetic was pathetic.

[NeanderCarl]

I liked the idea, but the guy under the mask killed it.....

Knowing WWE, he was the only guy under contract who fit into the costume. Or maybe he was the only guy who could do that backwards flip over the ropes.

The angle was awful, of course, and felt like it went on and on forever. Still, I would've liked a bit more of a climax to it than Kane ripping of Fake-Kane's mask and throwing him outside.

Yeah, especially after the fake Kane took a clean pinfall over the real Kane the previous night.

[NeanderCarl]

I can understand the Pseudokane appearing as Kane and using the old (and better) music, but copying the moveset? There, it starts getting lame.

Yeah, he shoulda started bustin out the lucha libre moves.

[Xero]

Yeah, he shoulda started bustin out the lucha libre moves.
JR: BAHGAWD! IT'S.... KANE!??!? BAHGAWD IT'S THE OLD KANE! HE AND KANE ARE FACE TO FACE AND- OH BAHGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!! CANADIAN DESTROYER! KANE HIT KANE WITH A CANADIAN DESTROYER!

[Xero]

You know what would be really out there?

Kane, The Undertaker, The Ultimate Warrior and Sting

VS.

Fake Kane, Fake Undertaker, Fake Warrior and Fake Sting

[PorkSoda]

Now, when anybody mentions May 19th, I have the words "May 19th" uttered in my head. Thanks, WWE.

I suck at US History, but 40 years from now I'll still know that May 19th was the date See No Evil was released.

[OverTaker]

You know what would be really out there?

Kane, The Undertaker, The Ultimate Warrior and Sting

VS.

Fake Kane, Fake Undertaker, Fake Warrior and Fake Sting

BAW-GAWD, THAT WOULD BE A SLOBBERKNOCKER!

[OverTaker]

lol porksoda

[Xero]

*May 19, 2048*

Grandson: Grandpa, anything important ever happen on this here fine day?

Me: Well, boy, lemme tell ya. It must have been about 50 years ago... You see, back then, the only forms of entertainment we had were TV, videa games, porn and wrestling. On May 19th, a wrestler named Kane, who you probably know as the 50th president of the united states General Glenn "Hardeye" Jacobs, had his first movie released. And all the while on the wrestling program, they would air a promotion for it every five fucking seconds. So yeah, Hardeye's first movie was released.

Grandson: Wow pop, you know more about the past than John Cena, inventor of the time machine!

Me: *Eye twitches*

[Executioner]

BAW-GAWD, THAT WOULD BE A SLOBBERKNOCKER!

Juvi, Juvi, Juvi!!!!!! Pinata, pinata....hurricanruna...hurricanruna..!!!!!BAWBAQUE SAUSE!!!!

[Afterlife]

Yeah, he shoulda started bustin out the lucha libre moves.

Cynicism in the wrong place and time can suggest crazy things. Like, this cynical blurt, suggesting you'd rather not have a twinge or creativity in the process.

[tucsonspeed6]

You know what would be really out there?

Kane, The Undertaker, The Ultimate Warrior and Sting

VS.

Fake Kane, Fake Undertaker, Fake Warrior and Fake Sting

Add Diesel and Fake Deisel in there too. That way we could get to see Kane have to change clothes really quick and run to the other side of the ring when somebody wanted to tag him in.

[Theo Dious]

Add Diesel and Fake Deisel in there too. That way we could get to see Kane have to change clothes really quick and run to the other side of the ring when somebody wanted to tag him in.

:rofl:

[BigDaddyCool]

I don't know why, maybe because I've been reading wrestling crap, the book, but I was thinking fake Desiel. You see Glen Jacob's was fake Desiel.

[Mercury Bullet]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=26lJ14mJfec

pretty shitty match

The fall on the ass slam http://youtube.com/watch?v=GqAOKUEHQjM


^ I was there at Vengeance.

It blew in person too btw :)

[.44 Magdalene]

I thought the angle was decent enough up until they ended it. I mean, my inner mark was flailing rampantly the whole time, so I didn't actually notice how shitty the wrestling was... I just expected there to be some sort of closure. They barely revealed shit about who the fake Kane was and why he was wearing the mask, and I was expecting Kane to start wearing the mask again afterwards. Instead, he tossed the guy out of the ring and went on about his business, acting like nothing ever happened.