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KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 08:47 PM
Yeah bitches

Xero
04-16-2007, 08:49 PM
Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 08:54 PM
Evening all.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 08:54 PM
The TPWW clock is five minutes slow.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 08:54 PM
I wasn't going to make a thread for a Pre-Recorded Raw. Sorry.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 08:55 PM
Diva Fashion Show? That's their first selling point of the show?

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 08:55 PM
Read the spoilers, but still watching. I'll act suprised. =D

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 08:55 PM
Who is also an Honorary 5 Year Old.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 08:55 PM
I wasn't going to make a thread for a Pre-Recorded Raw. Sorry.

So what if it's pre-recorded? Have you seen it already? If not, who cares if it's pre-recorded. It's only a couple of hours ago.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 08:56 PM
I want to see if they piped in cheers for Cena.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 08:56 PM
It's DA BOSS.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 08:57 PM
:lol: Vince's "Bushwhacker After A Stroke" walk never fails to amuse me.

PorkSoda
04-16-2007, 08:57 PM
I should probably go and watch Raw right now. Its 9:00.

In other news, today I had square pizza. it kicked ass.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 08:57 PM
So what if it's pre-recorded? Have you seen it already? If not, who cares if it's pre-recorded. It's only a couple of hours ago.
YES. I FLEW TO ITALY AND WATCHED IT. IT WAS GOOD. THEN KILLED MARIO AND FUCKED THE PRINCESS.

:rant:

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 08:57 PM
Square Pizza? PorkSoda, I am envious.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 08:58 PM
Yea held off on reading the spoilers so hopefully will be worth it.

UmbrellaCorporation
04-16-2007, 08:58 PM
They should've saved Cena's mob entrance from Wrestlemania 22 (I think it was 22) and used it here. That would've been really over. :shifty:

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 08:58 PM
Vince is so obviously continuing to shave his head. For somebody who apparently hates being bald, (in the words of Jim Cornette) it DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.

And since when have Italians been World-reknowned garlic eaters?

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 08:58 PM
Apparently Italian Fans look just like American Fans. Hopefully they'll react just as American Fans.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 08:58 PM
I love Vince's Tom Landry look.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 08:59 PM
That set kinda sucks ass however. Poor forign countries don't even get that real "RAW" feel.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 08:59 PM
I love Vince's Tom Landry look.

I was just thinking that.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:00 PM
Same as Kurt Angle. Angle lost his hair, and seemed rather humilated, to the point he started wearing a wig. Yet he is still bald, five years later. Doesn't make any fucking sense.

Okay, I understand that McMahon needs to draw it out a little, but if he's still a chrome dome at Backlash he's pushing his luck.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:01 PM
I love how WWE's got their two Superman babyfaces booked in basically 3-on-1 matches at Backlash.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:02 PM
I'd like to see Vince take that final push, and have his character literally lose his mind. Then, Shane can take over as "CEO" of the WWE, after having Vince committed. Be something a little different, even if it's more McMahon Time.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 09:03 PM
watch it be Kahli

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:05 PM
Holy crap Mark Cuban is in the audience.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 09:06 PM
that guys gonna get fucked up lol

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:06 PM
Who's this then?

Corndad
04-16-2007, 09:07 PM
lol at the soccer chants

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:08 PM
Santino Marella? A Gorilla Monsoon tribute?

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:09 PM
Who's this then?
http://www.planetnatural.com/planetnatural/images/houseplant-care.jpg

Skippord
04-16-2007, 09:09 PM
That is a pretty terrible shirt

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:09 PM
So is this guy a contracted wrestler then? Or just some local plant?

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:11 PM
He's from OVW.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:11 PM
Nice wrestling boots.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:12 PM
I. AM. YOB.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:12 PM
He's from OVW.

What name does he use?

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:13 PM
I LOVE DOUBLE DOUBLE E

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:13 PM
What name does he use?

Boris Alexiev.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:14 PM
The sound is well dodgy on this Raw.

Watson
04-16-2007, 09:14 PM
He's supposedly the guy Jim Cornette slapped around in OVW leading to him being fired as Head Booker.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:14 PM
NAPPY HEADED LESNAR IS ON THE LOOOOOOSE.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:15 PM
Hmmm.... Santino Marella is the WWE Intercontinental champion on his debut?

Is this the first debutant ever to win the I-C belt?

Corndad
04-16-2007, 09:15 PM
What the hell? new IC champion?

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:16 PM
This is the first time in HOW many years, the Intercontinental title has changed hands in a different continent?

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:16 PM
Highly coveted?

Since when?

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:16 PM
The crowd singing White Stripes?? This crowd has been pretty entertaining on their own so far.

SammyG
04-16-2007, 09:16 PM
WHOA. was not expecting an IC title change.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:17 PM
This is the first time in HOW many years, the Intercontinental title has changed hands in a different continent?

Probably not since Wembley.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:17 PM
That was an amazing waste of a half an hour.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:18 PM
Guys getting pushes in their home country rarely translates into popularity back in the States.

Well, we know who is heading to WWE Europe next year, don't we??

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:18 PM
This is the first time in HOW many years, the Intercontinental title has changed hands in a different continent?

Umm... Jeff Hardy beat Johnny Nitro for the belt in London, about two months ago.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:18 PM
The crowd singing White Stripes?? This crowd has been pretty entertaining on their own so far.

Italians are passionate.

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:19 PM
That was pretty great.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:19 PM
The Marella name has GOT to be a Monsoon tribute.

Jeritron
04-16-2007, 09:20 PM
The crowd made that

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:20 PM
They're STILL in the ring?! JESUS CHRIST.

SammyG
04-16-2007, 09:20 PM
ROFL LASHLEY. did he just spoil himself winning at backlash?

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:21 PM
Buckwheat needs to avoid the mic and go back to Tuesday Nights.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:21 PM
This is going to tell your fans not to do this at home, eh?

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:22 PM
This is going to lead to a SHITLOAD of crowd jumping, imho.

SammyG
04-16-2007, 09:23 PM
... this raw is gonna SUCK

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:23 PM
Crowd jumping?

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:24 PM
Crowd jumping?
Impressionable fans jumping the barricade and going into the ring? You knew what I meant.

Jeritron
04-16-2007, 09:25 PM
People aren't fucking morons. They know what a work is. Your dealing with a business that people think is faker than it actually is. So it's not gonna inspire morons to jump in any more than they do, and they'll be met with a tackle and a black eye from security regardless.

Plus if anyone thought that was real they'll be proved wrong next week when he's given a manager and starts with a fighter with a heart of gold Rocky Balboa gimmick.

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:25 PM
I honestly did not.

SammyG
04-16-2007, 09:26 PM
BAH GAWD ITS TOTTI

RGWhat316
04-16-2007, 09:26 PM
I decided not to read the spoilers, and I already have to ask, WTF? A new IC champion, thats supposebly not on the roster? That has to be some kind of debut, since I don't remember anyone winning the IC title on their debut.

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:26 PM
People aren't fucking morons. They know what a work is. Your dealing with a business that people think is faker than it actually is. So it's not gonna inspire morons to jump in any more than they do, and they'll be met with a tackle and a black eye from security regardless.

Plus if anyone thought that was real they'll be proved wrong next week when he's given a manager and starts with a fighter with a heart of gold Rocky Balboa gimmick.Rocky was Itallian...

SammyG
04-16-2007, 09:26 PM
NEXT MONDAY CENA VS MICHAELS ITS GONNA BE SO BIZARRE

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:27 PM
and they'll be met with a tackle and a black eye from security regardless.

I'm actually hoping for that. That shit is HILARIOUS. Like the Streaker from Mania. LOL.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:28 PM
I dislike him as a ring announcer.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:29 PM
This should be a solid match though, Atleast I hope.

RGWhat316
04-16-2007, 09:29 PM
Likely time for WGTT to lose again.

Marc the Smark
04-16-2007, 09:29 PM
Santino Marella - http://www.ovwrestling.com/Superstars/boris_alexiev.htm

And yeah, Todd Grisham SUX.

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:29 PM
Should suck.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:29 PM
Impressionable fans jumping the barricade and going into the ring? You knew what I meant.

They've done that kind of fan angle forever. Nothing is going to change now.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:30 PM
He's been in OVW as of a year ago yesterday. Wow. From OVW to the Intercontinental Title in a year. That's a Guarenteed Burial down the line.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:32 PM
They've done that kind of fan angle forever. Nothing is going to change now.

Yeah, but I still feel the need to underestimate the intelligence of fans that continue to cheer John Cena.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:33 PM
Wow, so I blinked and missed that match? How sad.

RGWhat316
04-16-2007, 09:33 PM
Wow, WGTT won. Time for the Carlito heel turn.

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:33 PM
Told you it would suck.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:34 PM
Oh, Carlito... just turn heel already. We know it's coming... and until that day arrives, you will be jobbing to everyone.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:34 PM
Yeah, but I still feel the need to underestimate the intelligence of fans that continue to cheer John Cena.

How many girls and little kids have you seen job the barricade?

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:34 PM
Sometimes "wrestlers from the crowd" work quite well (Earthquake) and sometimes they don't (Steve Blackman).

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:36 PM
How many girls and little kids have you seen job the barricade?

There is that kid who jumped the barricade and climbed the cage trying to save Virgil. That's about it.

Still would like to see a 10 year old get tackled, Pounce style.

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:36 PM
Oh, Carlito... just turn heel already. We know it's coming... and until that day arrives, you will be jobbing to everyone.It's an angle guy, which should end with Carlito going on a hot streak. If you rush it the audience wont have time to connect, long story short: Carlito NEEDS to job.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:38 PM
It's simple archatecture. You have to LAY DOWN bricks to BUILD UP to making a sky scraper.

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:38 PM
Yup

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:39 PM
There is that kid who jumped the barricade and climbed the cage trying to save Virgil. That's about it.

Still would like to see a 10 year old get tackled, Pounce style.

Marcus Cor Von could be a good security guy for WWE.

*guys jumps into the ring*

*Cor Von Pounces the guy*

Cor Von: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUNNNNNNNNCCCEEEE! ...period.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:39 PM
LOL @ Cena's face when hearing the boos

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:39 PM
Marcus Cor Von could be a good security guy for WWE.

*guys jumps into the ring*

*Cor Von Pounces the guy*

Cor Von: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUNNNNNNNNCCCEEEE! ...period.That should be gimmick.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 09:40 PM
Marcus Cor Von could be a good security guy for WWE.

*guys jumps into the ring*

*Cor Von Pounces the guy*

Cor Von: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUNNNNNNNNCCCEEEE! ...period.

I would mark the fuck out, for like a week straight.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:40 PM
HBK!
HBK!
HBK!

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:41 PM
OMG THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A FAT TAZZ

Corndad
04-16-2007, 09:41 PM
HAHA THE ITALIAN JR

RGWhat316
04-16-2007, 09:41 PM
LOL, we got the Italian announce table now too.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:41 PM
LOL LAWLER THOUGHT THE SAME THING

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:42 PM
ROFL KoOS, "fat Taz." So Taz is skinny?

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:42 PM
I've never seen the WWE be SO stubborn not to turn a wrestler despite overwhelming opposite crowd reactions as they have been with Cena. It's been 18 months of mixed reaction, with more boos than cheers, yet he is still a face, with seemingly no turn on the horizon.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 09:42 PM
I said it last week. These Condemed promos are making me want to jump off a bridge

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:43 PM
Lovin' the "Bullet With A Name" song.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 09:43 PM
wow a Johnny Nitro sighting.

UmbrellaCorporation
04-16-2007, 09:44 PM
LOL @ the Nitro noise.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:44 PM
Way to build up an Eugene vs Nitro match.

Nitro gets angry because Eugene said hello.

That's worse than the Kane/Jericho coffee spillage, and the Booker/Edge shampoo deal.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:45 PM
ROFL KoOS, "fat Taz." So Taz is skinny?

Taz is bulky and he doesn't have a double chin unlike his Italian counterpart.

EAT ME IF YOU CAN, DIGEST IF I LET YOU

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:46 PM
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NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:46 PM
During the first match, I thought that actually WAS Tazz.

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:47 PM
Way to build up an Eugene vs Nitro match.

Nitro gets angry because Eugene said hello.

That's worse than the Kane/Jericho coffee spillage, and the Booker/Edge shampoo deal.The Booker/EDge shampoo deal was awesome.

SammyG
04-16-2007, 09:48 PM
KHALI SMASH RAWRR IN ACTION NEXT WEEK

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:48 PM
ROFL @ the Khali promo, brilliant.

ClockShot
04-16-2007, 09:48 PM
Oh. Didn't think we'd get a thread going for a taping.

Good evening everyone.

Sweet. Khali is back in action next week.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 09:48 PM
HAHA The carpet got stuck lol

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:48 PM
They just basically said the same shit TPWW has been saying for some time now. Love it.

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:49 PM
So much for that heel turn eh, Eugene?

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:49 PM
EUGENE IS SPECIAL

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:50 PM
Eugene is trying out to be the 3rd Highlander.

I'M RORY!

*points to self*...I'M ROBBIE!

*waves*....I'M EUGENE!

SammyG
04-16-2007, 09:50 PM
ROFL @ JR. NO MARINARA SAUCE ON THE CANVAS.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:50 PM
The Booker/EDge shampoo deal was awesome.

As a WrestleMania storyline???

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:51 PM
Yeah

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:51 PM
There was a Khali promo?

Think it was cut here.

Destor
04-16-2007, 09:52 PM
Comedy gold. Two guys fighting for shampoo comercial. Tell me you cant see the awesome.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:52 PM
JR: BAH GAWD HBK IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!

Lawler: Michaels is in bad shape.

JR: Well that blood ain't made of Ragu! RAGU! RAGU! RAGU! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY I NEED SOME RAGU!!!

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:55 PM
Comedy gold. Two guys fighting for shampoo comercial. Tell me you cant see the awesome.

As a bit of comedy garnish on Raw, fair enough. But the best storyline they could come up with for the hometown boy going into WrestleMania?? Pretty sad.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 09:55 PM
why are they wearing clothes. this is no fun.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:55 PM
Candice looks pretty rough. HDTV will be her undoing.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 09:56 PM
Wow Victoria pulled an Ultimo Dragon lol

RGWhat316
04-16-2007, 09:56 PM
Mickie:drool:

Corndad
04-16-2007, 09:57 PM
CM Punk is one lucky man.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 09:57 PM
MICKIE FTW

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:57 PM
Something about Maria makes me think she's be a dirty little whore in the sack.

Which is nice.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 09:58 PM
Melinas hair looks like a Hershey Kiss.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:58 PM
Melina's got legs like a racehorse.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 09:59 PM
MICKIE FTW

What he said.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 09:59 PM
Will Khali arrive and kill all the Divas? Maybe we can get that Khali vs Mickie match they teased in SmackDown vs Raw 2007.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 10:00 PM
wow that Italian guy just went nuts lol

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:00 PM
As a bit of comedy garnish on Raw, fair enough. But the best storyline they could come up with for the hometown boy going into WrestleMania?? Pretty sad.That angle reaked of awesomeness. The Canadians knew this.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:00 PM
Mickie loses because she isn't dressed like a slut.

FourFifty
04-16-2007, 10:01 PM
A like the title of this thread. On one hand I want to bitch about putting spoilers in the topic, but on the other hand, well, uh, it's a no brainer. So who is he going in the ring with? Venom, Superman, Batman, E.T?

ClockShot
04-16-2007, 10:01 PM
Funny. I thought Maria got the bigger pop.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:01 PM
This is the worst call since that Tim Duncan ejection yesterday.

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:01 PM
Will Khali arrive and kill all the Divas? Maybe we can get that Khali vs Mickie match they teased in SmackDown vs Raw 2007.lol

Corndad
04-16-2007, 10:01 PM
wow they really need heel divas lol

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:01 PM
Did Torrie REALLY get the better reaction then? I'd have said Maria had it.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:02 PM
That angle reaked of awesomeness. The Canadians knew this.
And thus roared their approval with a deafening bout of silence during the match.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:02 PM
A like the title of this thread. On one hand I want to bitch about putting spoilers in the topic, but on the other hand, well, uh, it's a no brainer. So who is he going in the ring with? Venom, Superman, Batman, E.T?

It was meant to be a joke.

I don't even know what happens in the main event.

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:02 PM
It was a coin toss.

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:03 PM
And thus roared their approval with a deafening bout of silence during the match.They were in "awe."

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:03 PM
wow they really need heel divas lol

They should turn Torrie heel with Carlito.

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:03 PM
It was meant to be a joke.

I don't even know what happens in the main event.Sure we do. Cena wins. Just like every week.

Jeritron
04-16-2007, 10:05 PM
Khali enters the ring, eats them all, shits in the ring and his deuce is proclaimed the winner after a pop that drowns out Flair's nitro return, Foley's title win, and Jericho's upset combined.

They then put the womens championship on it and let it steam in the ring to "this is awesome" chants until 11:05

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:05 PM
Sure we do. Cena wins. Just like every week.

:eek: :rant: :mad: :foc:

Thanks for ruining the match for me. Asshole.
















:shifty:

SammyG
04-16-2007, 10:06 PM
Jeff Hardy looks super methed out tonight

SammyG
04-16-2007, 10:07 PM
KING YOU KNOW THEY'RE DELICIOUS, FRUITY FRUITY DELICIOUS

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:07 PM
If they wanted to really be racist assholes they should've done an angle where Cade and Murdoch defeated a couple of stereotypical Italians named Mario and Lugi.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:08 PM
Isn't it time that Backlash got a makeover? Same old metal hooks idents, logo, stage etc. every damn year.

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:09 PM
Jeff Hardy looks super methed out tonightCrack maybe, meth? Nahhhhh

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:10 PM
"If I was designing a wrestler, I think Lance Cade would be my prototype."

What are you designing, J.R.? A bland jobber?

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:10 PM
Crap Hardy sucks

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:11 PM
So whose bad side did Kenny Dykstra get on? He's gone from repeatedly pinning Flair to Heat Hell.

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:11 PM
"If I was designing a wrestler, I think Lance Cade would be my prototype."

What are you designing, J.R.? A bland jobber?Nah, Cade would make a fine starters kit. Obviously you'd need the personality patch, but yeah.

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:11 PM
To be fair Ken Doan did fail to ge over.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:12 PM
"If I was designing a wrestler, I think Lance Cade would be my prototype."

What are you designing, J.R.? A bland jobber?

You're giving bland jobbers a bad name.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:12 PM
I don't know why this suddenly popped into my head, and it's probably been suggested before, but a Jeff Hardy vs C.M. Punk feud would be very interesting, if they let Punk use his "straight edge" gimmick to full effect.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:13 PM
So whose bad side did Kenny Dykstra get on? He's gone from repeatedly pinning Flair to Heat Hell.

Dykstra has defeated Val Venis for the last four weeks on Heat.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 10:13 PM
J.R has a prototype:
http://www.upw.com/uu/images/prototype.jpg

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:13 PM
I don't know why this suddenly popped into my head, and it's probably been suggested before, but a Jeff Hardy vs C.M. Punk feud would be very interesting, if they let Punk use his "straight edge" gimmick to full effect.

Down the road after he can feud with Sandman and RVD.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:13 PM
You're giving bland jobbers a bad name.

Oops.

May I extend my apologies to Jeff Jarrett.

Skippord
04-16-2007, 10:14 PM
HOLY STEROIDS BATMAN

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:14 PM
CLOTHSLINE FROM JOBBERHELL

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:15 PM
Down the road after he can feud with Sandman and RVD.

I'm not buying the heel turn right now anyway. I'm sensing a DDP/nWo style swerve.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:15 PM
J.R has a prototype:
http://stayfree.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/skittles.jpg

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:15 PM
I don't know why this suddenly popped into my head, and it's probably been suggested before, but a Jeff Hardy vs C.M. Punk feud would be very interesting, if they let Punk use his "straight edge" gimmick to full effect.It would work with Sandman, Sabu, or RVD as well. And they're all on the same brand.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:16 PM
Not such a bland jobber anymore, huh!?

Well, not such a jobber, at least.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 10:16 PM
and yet another damn movie promo.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:17 PM
Not such a bland jobber anymore, huh!?

Well, not such a jobber, at least.

Wait until Backlash.

SammyG
04-16-2007, 10:17 PM
... Hardy lost. weird.

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:18 PM
and yet another damn movie promo.I agree Corndaddy

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:18 PM
... Hardy lost. weird.

Can't fault WWE for trying to put SOME heat on Job & Jobber leading up to Backlash.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:18 PM
It would work with Sandman, Sabu, or RVD as well. And they're all on the same brand.

I was thinking more of Jeff Hardy's look and "lifestyle choice" (the gay emo scene, by the looks of it) compared to Punk's look, not just the obvious drugs inference.

Jeritron
04-16-2007, 10:18 PM
Here it goes...He must be in the doghouse...

It's because Cade and Murdoch are getting jobbed at Backlash and they want to make them seem like they might have some shred of a chance at winning the tag titles.
Murdoch will probably steal a win against Matt next week but they'll get beaten easily at Backlash

RGWhat316
04-16-2007, 10:18 PM
As much of a fan of Austin I am, even I'm starting to get tired of all the Condemned promotions.

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:18 PM
... Hardy lost. weird.they're stealing a page from the SD! tag booking. Champs loose in singles, win at PPV. Wash hands, repeat.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 10:19 PM
Doesn't being Bland bring you mega-pushes?

SammyG
04-16-2007, 10:21 PM
Masters, fuck. time to take a shit.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:21 PM
Doesn't being Bland bring you mega-pushes?

I'm not sure, so I tried calling my friend A-Train, but he's out. Don't worry, I'm just busting out Gene Snitsky's e-mail address. I WILL bring you answers.

Skippord
04-16-2007, 10:21 PM
Why?

Corndad
04-16-2007, 10:21 PM
oh please god no. not a Masterpiece promo.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 10:22 PM
Chris Masters is why Raw is ultimately better than SmackDown, obviously.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:22 PM
The 1,000,000th match between Masters and Crazy???

I'm bored.

ClockShot
04-16-2007, 10:22 PM
Hey, the guy who made Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles used those names. Look at him now.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 10:22 PM
I kinda miss Lilian this week.

SammyG
04-16-2007, 10:22 PM
get this over with fuck

SammyG
04-16-2007, 10:23 PM
ROFL @ My roommate just yelling I AM SUPER CRAZY

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:24 PM
I AM RESTLESS...I AM BORED...I'M BORED RESTLESS!

ClockShot
04-16-2007, 10:24 PM
Crazy is sportin' Italian colors. Why not throw him out there with Masters. Again?

Corndad
04-16-2007, 10:24 PM
ROFL @ My roommate just yelling I AM SUPER CRAZY

:lol:

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 10:25 PM
Crazy is sportin' Italian colors. Why not throw him out there with Masters. Again?

Not to mention he's semi-greasy and tan. He's MAD OVER in Italy-land.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:25 PM
Vince "Equal Rights" McMahon: Hey, Steph. You know, the Italian flag has the same three colours as the Spanish flag. Let's be sure to fit Super Crazy onto this show somewhere...

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:25 PM
Let's go Masters?!?!?!

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 10:26 PM
In all fairness, they're saying "LETS GO MOSTERS"

Corndad
04-16-2007, 10:26 PM
Masters doesn't do well when he's booed??-JR

how bout he doesn't do well ever lol

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:27 PM
You know, WWE is in Italy. They debut a wrestler with an Italian background and put the I-C title on him.

Next week in the UK? Santino Marella vs Harry Smith!

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:27 PM
Masters doesn't do well when he's booed??-JR

how bout he doesn't do well ever lolI think you're on to something Corntasticals.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 10:28 PM
Masters is so the man.

SammyG
04-16-2007, 10:29 PM
why the fuck is that awesome 50 cent song the song for Austin's movie? Lame

Corndad
04-16-2007, 10:30 PM
I think you're on to something Corntasticals.

Corntasticals. I like it. But lets leave the posts about our names stay in the ECW threads lol Almost a tradition.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:32 PM
Santiago Marella??

ClockShot
04-16-2007, 10:33 PM
Santiago, Santillo, Sanitation? WHICH ONE IS IT J.R.?

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:33 PM
Does J.R. have name tourette's or something? He just pulls these names out of the clear blue sky.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:33 PM
WWE.com says Santino Marella.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:35 PM
:lol: King noticed the Tazz similarities.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 10:35 PM
wasn't that Umagas first time he even defended the IC belt?

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 10:35 PM
LOL, King made the Tazz joke.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:35 PM
Tazz has GOT to be pissed.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:35 PM
EAT ME IF YOU CAN, DIGEST IF I LET YOU

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 10:36 PM
Backlash is looking more decent than Mania

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:36 PM
wasn't that Umagas first time he even defended the IC belt?Why yes it was Corndaptractic.

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:37 PM
I won't be buying Backlash... I'll watch it if it's free, though.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:37 PM
Best partner he's ever had?

Christian is weeping in Orlando.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 10:39 PM
Orton was a better partner to Edge then Christian was? Are you kidding me?

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:39 PM
Sick burn.

Jeritron
04-16-2007, 10:40 PM
God you guys. It's clearly to put over the current

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:40 PM
God you guys. It's clearly to put over the current

LOL

I think we know that. It's still fun to laugh at though.

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:41 PM
God you guys. It's clearly to put over the currentCalm down. :kiss:

RGWhat316
04-16-2007, 10:41 PM
Wow, Cena has to overcome the odds again. I wonder who is gonna win this one? LOL.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 10:42 PM
LOL

I think we know that. It's still fun to laugh at though.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 10:42 PM
MASSIVE BOOS IN ITALY!

ClockShot
04-16-2007, 10:42 PM
Wow. Even Italy hates Cena.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 10:42 PM
Loving It.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:43 PM
We all know who is NOT going to be a part of WWEurope.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 10:43 PM
I cannot wait for after Cena is done wrestling to write a book about how stupid he thinks the WWE writers were for making him their bitch.

Corndad
04-16-2007, 10:44 PM
Random thought. Can you imagine when Cena does finnally go heel. TPWW may never be able to recover. There may be so many hits it may just shut the site down.

RGWhat316
04-16-2007, 10:44 PM
Did King really just say that again? If Cena gets booed, he's controversial.

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:44 PM
They really don't like Cena. I don't even think the kids like him.

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 10:45 PM
Cena... Mat Wrestling? What?

RGWhat316
04-16-2007, 10:45 PM
"Cena Sucks"

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:45 PM
I cannot wait for after Cena is done wrestling to write a book about how stupid he thinks the WWE writers were for making him their bitch.

I doubt he hates it.

He gets to be WWE's poster boy and get a hefty paycheck.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:46 PM
RKO!
RKO!

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:46 PM
Can you blame him?

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 10:46 PM
I doubt he hates it.

He gets to be WWE's poster boy and get a hefty paycheck.
I don't care how much money you're making, when you're going out there and trying to make people adore you, and all they can tell you is how much you suck.

It hurts, and it makes you feel like shit.

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:47 PM
"Much to the delight of some of the fans."

Some?

NeanderCarl
04-16-2007, 10:47 PM
Is it just me, or have there been a lot less ad breaks than usual tonight?

KingofOldSchool
04-16-2007, 10:49 PM
I don't care how much money you're making, when you're going out there and trying to make people adore you, and all they can tell you is how much you suck.

It hurts, and it makes you feel like shit.

Only if you're a pussy.

Cena can realistically get just about any piece of ass he wants and probably makes more money than every one in that audience.

He gets paid regardless if he gets booed or cheered. And if he cries because people don't like him then he needs to find another line of work.

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:51 PM
I don't care how much money you're making, when you're going out there and trying to make people adore you, and all they can tell you is how much you suck.

It hurts, and it makes you feel like shit.Serioulsy. It means you're bad at your job, why cat the E see it?

Skippord
04-16-2007, 10:51 PM
why the fuck is that awesome 50 cent song the song for Austin's movie? Lame
No 50 Cents song is awesome

The Black Stone Cherry song they've been using however is

St. Jimmy
04-16-2007, 10:51 PM
Only if you're a pussy.

Cena can realistically get just about any piece of ass he wants and probably makes more money than every one in that audience.

He gets paid regardless if he gets booed or cheered. And if he cries because people don't like him then he needs to find another line of work.

But why go through all that, it's stupid of the writers and booking to consitantly let your "top star" get shit on for no reason.

RGWhat316
04-16-2007, 10:51 PM
Is it just me, or have there been a lot less ad breaks than usual tonight?
They seem to be farther apart, but I think there has been around 10 breaks.

Destor
04-16-2007, 10:52 PM
Only if you're a pussy.

Cena can realistically get just about any piece of ass he wants and probably makes more money than every one in that audience.

He gets paid regardless if he gets booed or cheered. And if he cries because people don't like him then he needs to find another line of work.Yeah he gets a great check, and I'm sure he's having a great time. But seriously, he goes out there to garner either love or hate. He goes out and tries to be the most loved man in the world. And fails misserably. He's abd at what he does,but yeah, he's paid like he's the man.