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Marc the Smark
04-23-2007, 12:02 AM
If you could give John Cena any one thing for his 30th birthday, what would it be?
Corndad
04-23-2007, 12:33 AM
A heel turn.
SammyG
04-23-2007, 12:37 AM
A pat on the back, and tell him he's doing great.
FourFifty
04-23-2007, 01:03 AM
A case of Samuel Adams, a funnel, a blindfold, and box of sharp objects.
Volare
04-23-2007, 01:04 AM
A shoe shined up real nice, turned sideways, and stuck up his candy ass :)
Testicle
04-23-2007, 01:09 AM
Talent and athleticism.
Jeritron
04-23-2007, 01:22 AM
Talent and athleticism.

He already has both, sorry to give him due credit.
Testicle
04-23-2007, 01:25 AM
Your right, John Cena is great. :roll:
Jeritron
04-23-2007, 01:28 AM
Way to bust out the jump to conclusions mat. Having talent and athleticism is different than being great. He is talented and highly athletic. Doesn't mean he's Chris Benoit but if you knew anything you'd recognize him for what he truly is.

I bash Cena, and I am fed up and unentertained by him. But saying "Cena sucks" shouldn't neccesarily mean the guy is devoid of talent and athleticism. He has plenty of both. He's just overbooked and has become stale, annoying and overdone.
Now Test, theres a guy who's oozing greatness thanks to his wealth of talent and athleticism...:roll: (he has some, just saying)
Testicle
04-23-2007, 01:30 AM
Leave Test out of this.

And I don't think this was a serious thread, so there is no reason to take what I said litteraly.
Jeritron
04-23-2007, 01:34 AM
Your right, John Cena is great. :roll:

This is what I took literally. Also with a grain of salt
Testicle
04-23-2007, 01:42 AM
Rofl, you're fucking hillarious!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Jeritron
04-23-2007, 01:43 AM
lolz:|
M-A-G
04-23-2007, 05:35 AM
What do you give a guy who has everything?
Outsider
04-23-2007, 06:29 AM
Cancer.
NoJabbaNoBogRoll
04-23-2007, 06:31 AM
A lethal dose of POOOOIIIIIIISON!
KingofOldSchool
04-23-2007, 07:59 AM
A new career
Theo Dious
04-23-2007, 08:40 AM
A BROKEN FRICKEN NECK.
Xero
04-23-2007, 09:40 AM
A fifth move.
311
04-23-2007, 09:58 AM
A multi-year deal with TNA so I could not watch his show and especially not give a crap.
Theo Dious
04-23-2007, 09:58 AM
A <s>fifth</s> third move.
FourFifty
04-23-2007, 10:46 AM
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/khappybirthday0001.jpg (http://www.explosm.net/comics/54/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net)
Theo Dious
04-23-2007, 10:48 AM
:wtf:
addy2hotty
04-23-2007, 06:30 PM
He already has both, sorry to give him due credit.

Athletic, hell yes. Talent, hell no. Sorry, but he's not particularly talented at any of the things he's supposed to be.

I wouldn't buy him anything for his birthday, as I don't like him. It'd be like putting into the collection at work when its for someone you hate. I'd rather shit in the envelope then put in any of my hard earned.
BigDaddyCool
04-23-2007, 06:46 PM
Way to bust out the jump to conclusions mat. Having talent and athleticism is different than being great. He is talented and highly athletic. Doesn't mean he's Chris Benoit but if you knew anything you'd recognize him for what he truly is.

I bash Cena, and I am fed up and unentertained by him. But saying "Cena sucks" shouldn't neccesarily mean the guy is devoid of talent and athleticism. He has plenty of both. He's just overbooked and has become stale, annoying and overdone.
Now Test, theres a guy who's oozing greatness thanks to his wealth of talent and athleticism...:roll: (he has some, just saying)

Come on, Cena is no where near as boring as Benoit.
Skippord
04-23-2007, 07:35 PM
Benoit is far better than anyone BDC likes

Benoit > Hitler
Xero
04-23-2007, 07:37 PM
Piece of dog shit shaped like Psycho Sid > Chris Sabin
Skippord
04-23-2007, 07:42 PM
:(
Xero
04-23-2007, 07:43 PM
Well it's true.
Skippord
04-23-2007, 07:59 PM
Is not
Destor
04-23-2007, 08:02 PM
Is f'n so
The Fugitive
04-23-2007, 08:29 PM
A case of Samuel Jackson, a funnel, a blindfold, and box of sharp objects.
Jeritron
04-23-2007, 11:06 PM
Athletic, hell yes. Talent, hell no. Sorry, but he's not particularly talented at any of the things he's supposed to be.

I wouldn't buy him anything for his birthday, as I don't like him. It'd be like putting into the collection at work when its for someone you hate. I'd rather shit in the envelope then put in any of my hard earned.

I wasn't saying I liked him, or calling him great. I was just giving some credit where credit is due because of Test4champ's remarks. It's one thing to hate him and be bored shitless with him, but the guy does have talent. Not Austin or Rock talent, but talent nonetheless. He just doesn't deserve his push and is not cut out to stay entertaining while being shoved down throats week after week. It's possible to be talent, and not great. I mean, he's clearly got talent. If you just watched Raw you would know the guy is athletic and talented. He just needs to be more versatile, not so overpushed and take hiatuses from winning and retaining the title like Christ.