The debate that has been since the dawn of man

[BigDaddyCool]

Who would win a 3 way match: Kevin Nash v JBL v the Great Kahli with Chuck Norris as the ref?

[PepperCarrotMan]

John Cena.

Sorry, he overcomes the odds of not being in the match and wins.

[BigDaddyCool]

John Cena.

Sorry, he overcomes the odds of not being in the match and wins.

Wrong, only Hulk Hogan has that ability.

[PepperCarrotMan]

YOU'RE A BATHTURD!

*googly eyes*

Lashley squashes all in the match.

[JT]

Chuck Norris...because Chuck wins any fight he's in, even if he's not competing in it.

[Theo Dious]

Nobody wins this match. The first time Norris's hand slaps the mat the entire world explodes.

[PepperCarrotMan]

You're right nobody wins this match.

But not because of that...

ITS BECAUSE THEY ALL ARE GOING ONE ON ONE WITH THE UNDERTAKER!!! HOLLA HOLLA!

[Theo Dious]

We are also overlooking the simple fact that if JBL, Khali, and Nash ever got into the same ring, the winner would be the fans of the world. For those who know their Greek mythology, that would be like having Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades in one match, and throwing in Chuck Norris is like having Hercules as the referee.

[The One]

The match could never take place. If every action has an equal and opposite reaction, since this would be the greatest thing that could happen in our known universe, the worst thing would have to happen to counter act it, and unfortunately, that means the destruction of the entire universe.

[BigDaddyCool]

We are also overlooking the simple fact that if JBL, Khali, and Nash ever got into the same ring, the winner would be the fans of the world. For those who know their Greek mythology, that would be like having Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades in one match, and throwing in Chuck Norris is like having Hercules as the referee.

Darth is correct. But also, Nash would win.

[BigDaddyCool]

The match could never take place. If every action has an equal and opposite reaction, since this would be the greatest thing that could happen in our known universe, the worst thing would have to happen to counter act it, and unfortunately, that means the destruction of the entire universe.

That isn't the way physics work.

[Mr Regal]

Wouldn't the ring break?

[lort]

Nash negates the laws of physics.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wouldn't the ring break?

No, they would plan ahead and build a special ring for the impact of Kahli and JBL getting the Jackknife at the same time.

[BigDaddyCool]

And for good measure Nash would probably give Norris a 450 splash.

[The One]

NASH would probably break out the legendary 900 Degree Splash for this event.

[Theo Dious]

Darth is correct. But also, Nash would win.

Hey, Zeus did punk out his brother's to rule the sky, you know.

[PepperCarrotMan]

NASH would probably break out the legendary 900 Degree Splash for this event.

Scott Steiner should be on commentary.

Wrestlers attacking each other...

Steiner : HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH!

Wrestler gets beat on...

Steiner : OWWWWWW! OWWWWWW!

[Theo Dious]

Scott Steiner should be on commentary.

Wrestlers attacking each other...

Steiner : HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH!

Wrestler gets beat on...

Steiner : OWWWWWW! OWWWWWW!

NASH would commentate. He's that damn good.

[PepperCarrotMan]

NASH would commentate. He's that damn good.

I think you missed this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve3-1zTcQOg

[The One]

NASH could announce, do color, wrestle (himself) and ref all at the same time...he's just that godly. By NASH's will be done.

[BigDaddyCool]

Hey, Zeus did punk out his brother's to rule the sky, you know.

Yeah, but Neptune was smarter and took the sea because it is fuller than the sky. And yes, I said mother fucking Neptune, fuck the Greek, Rome bitches.

[thedamndest]

Can we just call it a JBL/Nash/Khali/Norris Unification match to create the Messiah's second coming?

[Skippord]

Khali would eat everyone in the match and then he would be Roundhouse kicked and killed